BOSS three and a half inches

The BOSS was not afraid of the height between the sink and the toilet at all, and jumped down happily, splashing a crystal water.

Because of the lack of freshener, BOSS didn't feel that he was in the land of reincarnation at all, but was swimming around in the toilet with great interest.

I don't know why, seeing the happy face of the BOSS, Wen Le's fingers are a little ready to move, and he really wants to press the flush button.

Thinking that the boss might continue to crawl to his pillow in the middle of the night, exuding the fascinating "fragrance" from the side, Wen Le still bit the bullet and picked up the boss.

Although he didn't want to hurt the boss's self-esteem, but in order for the boss not to commit such a stupid black history, Wen Le felt that he still had an obligation to tell.

Wen Le coughed twice: "Ye Lingyun, why do you want to swim there?"

The boss showed an innocent and naive look: "Isn't that a hot soup pool? It's strange, why isn't your soup pool warm at all?"

Spa pool?

Wen Le suddenly realized that the color and texture of the toilet were closer to the marble used to build the bath pool, and it looked more like a bathing place than the blue plastic basin. No wonder the boss misunderstood it.

Ai Ai opened her mouth during Wen Leqiqi: "Ye Lingyun, actually there is something I want to tell you."

Boss tilted his head and looked at Wen Le seriously.Although his eyes are not as beautiful as a ragdoll cat's azure blue, but his cuteness is even cuter than a ragdoll cat's beauty, and Wen Le almost doesn't want to tell the boss this cruel fact.

While gently rinsing the boss with warm water, Wen Le said with a wry smile: "That thing is called a toilet. It's not for bathing, but... it's... what you guys call a latrine."

The BOSS was enjoying Wen Le's service comfortably, when he heard the word "toilet", his whole body stiffened, and an extremely distorted expression appeared on his face.

"Mao, Mao, toilet?!"

Wen Le closed his eyes and nodded ruthlessly.

BOSS: ...The Immortal World tricked me!

Wen Le washed BOSS with body wash twice, and the BOSS has a faint floral fragrance, and the skin is even more rosy, crystal clear, but this little guy still looks listless and depressed.In fact, Wen Le still quite understands, if he took the initiative to visit the urinal, he would probably collapse even more than the boss.

Alas, brat, this is called not being immortal.

In order to appease the seriously injured BOSS, Wen Le invited the BOSS to eat delicious ice cream again, and told the BOSS to have roasted wings with honey sauce at night.With the comfort of delicious food, the BOSS barely regained its vitality, and then... Then Wen Le became depressed.

Although BOSS is an immortal cultivator, in the final analysis, he is still an old antique, so he is very new to everything in the room, and keeps asking this and that.It's nothing more than a hundred thousand whys, the key boss still has an attitude of looking down on modern items.

For example:

"Mobile phone, how about meeting and chatting with people thousands of miles away, isn't it great?" Wen Le proudly introduced one of the greatest inventions of the 21st century to BOSS.

The boss looked disdainful: "What's so rare about this? With a thought of an immortal, one step away from thousands of miles can be reached. As for talks and the like, the elementary water spell Shui Jing Tong Xuan can do it."

Wen Le: Immortal family spells are amazing! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

"How about this fluorescent lamp, which is brighter than a candle, without oily smoke, practical and beautiful."

"However, I use luminous pearls for lighting in my house, which also has no smoke, and can be used as rewards for servants. Your lamp is very valuable?"

Wen Le: What a local tyrant! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

After Wen Le's self-esteem was repeatedly hit by someone's understatement, Wen Le finally made a big move.

"Look, this is a computer. It can listen to songs. It's more beautiful than your diva's voice. It has both male and female voices, and it's no problem to let it sing for three days and three nights. It can learn things, and it's better than those who have to retreat for ten years. The master who has been with me for eight years is much more reliable; he can play games, watch movies, create, collect information, and know the world's affairs without leaving home..." Wen Le finished speaking in one breath, and glanced at the boss provocatively: "How about it, isn't it good? ?”

"If it is as you said, it is indeed a strange thing." Boss said with a serious expression.

Ouye!

Modern high-tech has finally defeated the ancient evil money and magical magic!

Wen Le stood up triumphantly: "Okay, let's stop here today, and I'll go prepare dinner."

The boss grabbed Wen Le by the corner of his clothes, and looked at him expectantly: "Brother Wen, teach me how to use a computer."

Although the BOSS was somehow able to understand modern mandarin, as well as simplified Song and Simplified characters, but to teach a child with zero foundation to learn computers, Wen Le felt that this was still a long-term and lengthy project.In order to be lazy, he directly gave a copy of his computer learning textbook to BOSS, and then opened a webpage, asking BOSS, a computer novice, to catch up on online knowledge.

Wen Le didn't know that teaching BOSS to surf the Internet would be the wisest and most unwise decision he ever made.

Wen Le hummed a ditty and played with the art of fire in the kitchen. The BOSS sat on the mouse, tapped his left foot, and began to carefully read the guide for newcomers to the Internet.

The BOSS has ten lines at a glance, and has read the basic knowledge of computers and the Internet at an extremely fast speed. Although he is only a child with a personality, but with the foundation and qualifications of a cultivator, this knowledge is not difficult for the BOSS.

Boss jumped off the mouse with a lot of enthusiasm, if Wen Le hadn't served the dishes, he would still want to swim in the ocean of the Internet.

Wen Le bought a catty of chicken wing roots today, washed them with water, chopped them with a knife, fried them until they were charred on the outside and tender on the inside, and then brushed with a layer of honey, tsk tsk, the taste is not inferior to that of Orleans grilled wings.

Boss really appreciated this delicacy very much, and ate it with a chicken wing that was about the same height as him.Although he is small, he has a good appetite. This small belly can hold several chicken wings.

The boss sat on the table contentedly, and asked Wen Le to wipe his oily fingers with a hot towel.

"Brother Wen, you're really nice. When the big and bad guys wake up, I'll let them teach you spells, and you can live forever with your sword in your hands."

Big one?bad guy?Wen Le smiled, thinking that the little guy was talking nonsense again.

Considering that the boss didn't attack him, Wen Le finally put the boss next to his pillow. Anyway, he would climb up the sheets, so it's better to let him sleep on the bed directly.In other words, this may be a common problem, whether it is a cat or a dog, it seems that pets like to cling to their owners and insist on sleeping on the bed?

The BOSS soon fell asleep, but Wen Le was a little worried and hadn't fallen asleep yet.

As a nine-to-five office worker, Wen Le has to go to work on Monday. When that time comes, who will take care of or take care of the boss at home?After only leaving for a short morning today, the BOSS is so stupid that he jumped the toilet. Will the BOSS commit another stupid thing when he returns home from get off work tomorrow?

In addition, the boss doesn't look like an NPC at all. Is he a data in the game, or a real person with flesh and blood?No matter which one it is, what is the real reason why the BOSS appears here?

Also, will the boss recover, can he go back?

Although the mini BOSS is super cute and happy to raise, he does not belong to this time and space after all.If it wasn't for the huge amount of manpower, material resources and time required to re-invade the Demon Palace, and the fear of being discovered by the boss that he is just a character in the game, Wen Le really wanted to push the boss again to see if there would be any supernatural events.

Many thoughts were intertwined, and Wen Le fell asleep in a daze.

Time goes back to after the BOSS arrives.

A secret monitoring room in Huaxia.

It was a large, empty room, decorated like a science laboratory, and it was pure white.The room is very big, bigger than the classroom; the room is very empty, except for a special monitoring device, there is only one person and one chair.

A tall, thin man was looking bored at the three large electronic screens. Sometimes there would be light spots of different colors flickering on the screens, but most of the time, the screens just displayed a complete map of the world.

"Oh, it seems that Europe is doing something? Looking at the data value, is the demon exorcist and the vampire fighting?"

The man became a little interested. With a flick of his finger, the map selected by him was instantly enlarged, and a group of small black and red dots could be seen intersecting together.The brightness of some small dots suddenly increased, and some small dots were eclipsed.

"It looks like the fight is fierce." The man picked up the satellite phone and lazily ordered: "Zhongshang, turn the screen to area C, and let me watch the battle of the group of supernatural beings."

A hearty laughter came from the mobile phone: "What's so interesting in Area C, it's not Area A and Area B. It would be interesting if Area B fights, the witch fights the demon fox, both of them are first-class beauties. It’s also a pleasure to start with.”

"Stop talking nonsense, kid, and try sitting here for a month. I'm just bored."

"Zhong Xia, you will be able to go out to work in a few days, you should just watch the monitor honestly."

The tall man said angrily: "I watch the surveillance all day long, what's so interesting, and a master will not suddenly appear. 20 years ago, the seniors had a fight with Area B, and now even top-level supernatural beings can't do it." Dare to enter Huaxia casually, let alone dare to fight and hurt innocent people in Huaxia."

"Don't underestimate the enemy. Now that the aura of heaven and earth is almost exhausted, our cultivation is extremely disadvantageous. If this continues, we, a group of outdated cultivators, probably won't be the opponents of that group of supernatural beings."

The tall man also sighed, and was about to speak, when he suddenly found a white spot appeared in the hinterland of Area A, and the light spread instantly, almost covering the entire Area A.Not only that, the electronic screen beeped for an unprecedented warning, and a line of blood-red warnings indicated that there was an extremely huge fluctuation of spiritual power in area A.

Not to mention the tall man, even Zhongshang, who was far away in a foreign country, sensed the vast and huge power. The expressions of the two changed drastically at the same time, and they reported to Shimen by all means.

[The head and all the elders report: There is a strong aura fluctuation in City C in District A. It is suspected that a great power has appeared, and I sincerely look forward to instructions! 】

The author has something to say:

Congratulations to Wen Le, who is about to become a glorious breeder :)

By the way, I’m going to go to the cat show this week. I really like the silly Garfield and the extremely beautiful puppet. I hope I can touch it~