BOSS three and a half inches

Wen Le had heard stories about dogs tearing down houses, but he never expected that the boss would also tear things down!

Wen Le has watched a lot of time-travel dramas from the past to the present. The old antiques in those TV dramas, when they first time-traveled, they were full of fear and fear. They were either lost and melancholy, or awed and resisted. They had no intention of touching new things at all. How could they adapt so quickly after changing the boss? , and successfully evolved into a bear child?

In the game, the BOSS who is patient and persistent, resourceful and resourceful.

In reality, a mischievous and reckless boss.

Wen Le: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

This is not the same person at all!

The veins on Wen Le's forehead were throbbing, and he squeezed out a murderous sentence from between his teeth: "Ye Lingyun, what are you doing!"

Someone who was happily playing with roll paper turned around and smiled sweetly: "Brother Wen, you are back. Look, does this paper look like snowflakes?"

Wen Le resisted the urge to beat someone up: "This paper is not for playing with."

"I know." Boss smiled sweetly and innocently: "But it's my first contact with it, so I want to play."

You are really unreasonable and arrogant.Wen Le complained silently in her heart, and then began to gear up.For such a brat who has no intention of reflecting, he should be beaten!

A BOSS is a BOSS, even if he shrinks, he can sense someone's murderous intent, and he is decisively preparing to retreat.

In view of the meekness and harmlessness shown by the boss, Wen Le was not afraid of the boss's revenge at all. He bent down and tried to catch the boss, but unfortunately the latter was really slippery, and even though Wen Le moved quickly, he failed to catch it.

Wen Le also overestimated his combat power. Although the boss is small, he is nimble. Wen Le catches him with his bare hands. The success rate is as unreliable as that of ordinary people who catch fish and mice with their bare hands.

"You boy don't run!"

don't run?I'm an idiot if I don't run away. The boss was proud of himself. Although he had short legs, he was extremely fast, and successfully slipped under the sofa before Wen Le touched him.

Wen Le knelt down on one knee, looked down at the boss who was hiding in the corner, and said angrily, "Come out for me."

BOSS shook his little head: "Not coming out."

Just kidding, smart people don't go out, if you want to go out, wait until your anger subsides before going out. Boss smiled comfortably, thinking back then, when he broke the precious vase of his father, his father copied a feather duster to beat someone up, but he ran away to hide in the rice jar for the whole night, and the whole family almost cried after looking for it all day up.The old man, who was blowing his beard and staring at him with anger, was moved to the point of crying when he saw himself intact the next day. He only cared about his health, and forgot about teaching others.Although this is not my era, and Wen Le is not my father, I should be able to use this trick.

The boss can hide under the sofa because of his size, but Wen Le can't get in. Dragging the sofa can make the boss lose his hiding place, but what if the boss hides elsewhere?After a tiring day, Wen Le didn't want to go home and have to do physical work.

Got it!

Wen Le snorted and sneered, and stretched the clothes rail to the bottom of the sofa.

Facing the sudden attack of the leg-sweeping artifact, the BOSS subconsciously wanted to jump up to avoid it, but how high it was under the sofa, the BOSS could only dodge the clothes-drying pole aggrievedly.Fortunately, Wen Le is behind, the boss can escape from the other end, and then just get under the bed where the clothes rail is not long enough.

The boss had a good idea, but he didn't expect that just as he jumped out of the sofa, a huge hidden weapon roared down from the sky, covering him firmly underneath.

"Hahahaha, even if you are as cunning as a fox, you can't escape from my Wuzhishan Mountain!" Someone who successfully threw the vegetable sink to cover the boss with a ring technique laughed with his hips on his hips, and successfully caught the boss in the urn.

Wen Le was originally afraid that the BOSS would bite him in anger, but the BOSS was honestly carried by him, with no intention of resisting at all.

Wen Le was carrying the boss, ready to teach him a few words, but the boss showed a pitiful appearance.Originally Kawaii's boss was very cute, and when he deliberately acted cute, he was even more cute and would kill, Wen Le's original stern reprimand was hard to say.

The boss's small face was full of self-blame and guilt, pearly tears rolled in his big watery eyes, he looked as pitiful as he wanted, and Wen Le was so dazed that he thought he had bullied the boss.

"Little Ye Zi, listen carefully." Wen Le gave the boss a nickname: "You live in my house now, although you are not required to pay rent and food, but you must respect and consider me as the landlord anyway. I have worked hard When you come back from work all day, you still have to spend an hour tidying up the room, do you think you are sorry for me?"

The boss looked at Wen Le timidly, and replied weakly: "Brother Wen, I was wrong."

Yes, the mistake was not hiding in the right place, next time we must find a secret place to hide.

"It's fine if you're naughty, but how can you mess with the electrical appliances? If you get an electric shock, it's very dangerous. Also, I want to educate you, but you still run away. Tell me, you do this, right?"

Boss wanted to cry, and choked up, "I was wrong."

Idiot, I already knew which things should not be touched when there is electricity, and which are safe, so I need you to teach me?

Wen Le's voice softened: "Okay, don't cry. You, I planned to come back and make it for you, but I have to clean up first, so today's dinner is delayed by an hour."

Originally, Wen Le planned to punish the boss and starve him, but seeing how pitiful the other party was, he softened his heart.

And someone who didn't reflect on his mistakes at all really regretted it, and said eagerly and sincerely: "Let me fix it, Brother Wen, you cook first."

Wen Le smiled and lightly tapped on the head of this little guy with a good attitude of admitting his mistakes: "You are so young, you want to live in the year of the monkey? You, wait obediently."

Watching Wen Le start to tidy up, Boss sat on the sofa boredly, kicking his little feet.His stomach was already growling with hunger, and this incident also taught him a profound lesson: never cheat the owner.

When Wen Le brought the food to the table, the lights outside the window were already on, and the big and small were eating the hot food deliciously.

After dinner, Wen Le washed the dishes and the boss watched TV. (Hey, because Mao has the sense of sight of a virtuous wife and a lazy husband)

Although BOSS doesn't like to watch cartoons, he watches the famous Detective Conan and refuses to change the channel, and Wen Le doesn't argue with him, he turns on the computer and browses the forums.

Originally, Wen Le didn't believe in ghosts and gods, but since the arrival of the boss, Wen Le felt that his firm WCJJWSL three views had been shattered into scum.However, is it browsing time travel, a fairy, or a game bug?

Wen Le clicked on the time travel bar, and within 3 minutes, he quickly closed it.This time-travel bar is full of a group of men and women who traveled to the ancient times by YY themselves to dominate and form a harem, and there is no useful information at all.

There are many people in the Immortal Bar, saying that they have seen real immortals and ghosts, but Wen Le looked at them carefully, and always felt that the other party was either talking nonsense or making up stories. The supernatural is supernatural. This credibility Less reliable than a politician's oath.

However, there was a new post that aroused Wen Le's interest.It was the first time for the person who posted the post to post on the Immortal Bar, and he added a big blurry picture, insisting that he saw an immortal flying with a sword not long ago.However, because only a blurred mass can be seen in the picture, most of the followers are ridiculed.

[The original poster SB, the dark in the sky is not necessarily a god, the dark clouds are also black. 】

[There are pictures but no truth, please post as much as you like. 】

[After living for 20 years, the first time I saw a fairy was black. 】

[You group of SBs, the original poster took pictures of African gods. 】

Wen Le ignored these vitriolic replies, and dragged directly to the bottom to check the reply of the poster.

【Really, I swear, I just looked out the window on a whim, and saw a person flying in the sky!He flies fast and high, my mobile phone is 9SSS, I have tried my best!I swear, if I tell a lie, I'll fail my final exam! 】

[Fruit 9SSS?Haha, I understand, the landlord is here to show off his wealth. 】

【Show off wealth +1】

[upstairs +10086]

【I think what the poster said is somewhat believable, he even failed his exams at the bet. 】

[The host may not be lying, but what if the host is dazzled?He was dazzled by studying for too long, and it's normal for him to mistake a large flying bird for a fairy. 】

Wen Le flipped through a few pages, but found nothing useful, so he closed the page.Originally, he didn't believe that others were so lucky to witness the gods, but looking at the time of the sighting mentioned by the poster, it seems... It seems to be the day when he picked up the boss.

No matter which game it is, before pushing the boss, you have to fight back a bunch of mobs and miscellaneous soldiers. Wen Le couldn't help but guess, then, could there be another NPC who was pushed down and traveled with the boss?

In a dark Internet cafe in Rongcheng, a strangely dressed man crushed the mouse in his hand, and the ground under his feet was full of men who were moaning in pain.

"Ye Lingyun! You spy!"

The author has something to say:

Boss: Hmph, stupid mortal, I already know your weakness.

Wen Le: Don't you think you are too immoral?A majestic boss, actually acting cute maliciously?

BOSS: Being able to deal with the enemy is a good move.Besides, I have been scolded countless times by everyone in the more than a hundred years since I became a demon, so I don't care about it.

Shouldn't the real boss be released for a walk?

In other words, compared to the heroic lion cat, the stupid and cute Garfield, and the cute folded ears, I still have a firm choice for face control—beautiful and invincible puppet ╮(╯▽╰)╭