People who love me are crazy

After taking a shower at night, Qiao Mai sat cross-legged on the sofa and wiped his wet hair, holding the remote control in the other hand to switch channels back and forth.

It was almost ten o'clock in the evening, and he was about to watch TV before going to bed.

The phone on the sofa vibrated twice suddenly, then fell silent again, and the screen lit up, indicating that he had a new message.

Qiao Mai glanced at it casually, dropped the remote control in his hand and touched the phone, and swiped his finger on it to unlock and open the text message.

【您尾号为7678的储蓄卡账户9月9号21时45分存入人民币360000.00元，活期余额395685.49元。[xx银行]】乔麦握着手机，有那么一瞬间懵了。

Cary suddenly got 36 more, what's going on?

His first reaction was that someone made a wrong call, and the money was transferred to his card by mistake.Because this card is Qiao Mai's salary card, and the usual wages are all in it, so I haven't touched it much, and I haven't told anyone about it.What's more, such a large sum of money is even less likely to be his.

But soon, Qiao Mai remembered one thing.

——If you dare to beat me up, I will give you 1 yuan!

Ruan Qing's words echoed in Qiao Mai's mind, which caught him off guard.

The other party actually gave him 36...

Qiao Mai frowned and stared at the phone, as if the money could be refunded in this way.

The accident of the money made Qiao Mai not know what to do. In fact, he regretted it just after fighting in the afternoon. After all, the other party is also his boss. Although he decided not to stand with him, but It doesn't mean I'm going to hurt him.

More importantly, after playing, he found that Ruan Qing's voice seemed to be enjoying himself, which reminded him of something.

For example... Ruan Qing's injury before.

Qiao Mai has always wondered why Ruan Qing's physique doesn't look fragile, why he is always so easily injured, and sometimes the injuries that are easy to avoid will come together, and after the injury, he not only doesn't care, but looks very excited.

Especially before, when he saw the other party pressing his injured wrist as if taking drugs, with a fascinated expression on his face.

Ruan Qing may have a tendency to masochistic.

Rubbing between his brows, Qiao Mai was going to ask Ruan Qing tomorrow if he had transferred him. If it was him, he would return it. If not, he would have to go to the bank. After all, Qiao Mai thought he was not short of money. .

Early the next morning, Qiao Mai was woken up by a phone call. While he was still asleep, the phone on the table vibrated non-stop. He blinked vigorously, touched the phone and took a look.

It was an unknown number, very strange.

He hung up the phone, threw the phone away, and nestled back on the bed.

The phone rang again.

Qiao Mai frowned and connected the phone.

"Hello, who are you looking for?" Just after waking up, Qiao Mai's voice was still a little hoarse, and seemed a little low.

There was an eerie silence on the phone.

Qiao Mai yawned: "Who, I'll hang up if I don't talk."

"It's me." The person over there said, "Gu Yanxin."

At this moment, Qiao Mai woke up immediately, and he sat up abruptly: "It's you."

"Well." Gu Yanxin said concisely, "I asked you to observe Ruan Qing recently, did you find anything?"

Qiao Mai rubbed his chin, thinking about Ruan Qing's recent actions, and said slowly for a while: "I think... Ruan Qing's brain is a little problem."

"Huh? Let's hear it."

"He might be retarded."

"...What?" Gu Yanxin didn't seem to understand.

"He has mental retardation." Qiao Mai said, "Maybe he also has a tendency to self-harm, or maybe it is because of his tendency to self-harm that he has mental retardation."

Gu Yanxin: ...

"I can not understand what you say."

Qiao Mai had no choice but to patiently explain what happened before, and then asked, "What do you think?"

"According to what you said, there is indeed such a phenomenon, but this is not mental retardation, it is called psychological disorder." Gu Yanxin said, "Does he have delusions, excitement, mental retardation and the like now?"

"Ah."

"It seems that it is a psychological disorder, which covers a wide range." Gu Yanxin thought, "Mental activity disorder, reflex psychosis, perception disorder, all of them can be right. You..."

Gu Yanxin's voice suddenly stopped, and after a while, suppressing the anger in her chest, she said, "Shut up! It's so noisy!"

Qiao Mai: ...

"All right, all right, I get it, next time... Fuck! Damn you won..." Gu Yanxin didn't know who to talk to, and even burst into obscenities, and then the voice sounded again.

"Qiao Mai, when are you coming again?"

Qiao Mai: ...

"I recently learned how to fight with my left and right hands. It's very fun to fight with myself." Gu Yanxin said quickly, "Really, I'll show you a show when you come."

Qiao Mai: ...

Qiao Mai rubbed the center of his brows, and hung up the phone without saying a word.

Sighing heavily, Qiao Mai fell back, lay down on the bed again, stretched, and suddenly felt that helping Gu Yanxin was also a wrong decision.

It was almost time to wake up, and Qiao Mai didn't plan to go back to sleep, so he got up, changed his clothes, made himself a breakfast, and took the bus to the company.

When Ruan Qing arrived at the office, Qiao Mai made himself a cup of tea leisurely.

After a while, Ruan Qing pushed open the door of the office, strode in and saw Qiao Mai's back, with a meaningful expression on his face.

"Joe Mai."

Qiao Mai was thinking about something, when he heard Ruan Qing calling him, he subconsciously said, "Get lost."

After he finished speaking, he came back to his senses, and quickly looked up at Ruan Qing, only to see an expression of enjoyment on the other side's face: "One more sentence."

Qiao Mai: ...

"Go and sit there." Qiao Mai pointed to the sofa.

Ruan Qing walked over obediently and sat down, looking at Qiao Mai expectantly: "Are you going to hit me?"

Qiao Mai pressed his temples, trying to keep his veins from popping out. He took a deep breath and sat opposite Ruan Qing: "You transferred the extra money in my account last night?"

"Well, [-] at a time." Ruan Qing nodded.

Qiao Mai sneered: "Are you really so cheap that you insist on asking others to beat you?"

"Yes."

Qiao Mai: ...

Qiao Mai found that he had lost all temper with this person, and he couldn't laugh or cry at the moment.Ruan Qing is thick-skinned, whether it is beating or scolding, the other party enjoys it very much, other than that, he really seems to have no other way to deal with him.

"I'll transfer the 36 to your account later."

"Don't, I'm going to continue today, it's so troublesome to go around." Ruan Qing said seriously.

Qiao Mai didn't bother to look at him, so he got up and walked to the small office.

"Aren't you going to hit me today?" Ruan Qing's tone was full of disappointment.

Qiao Mai pretended not to hear and continued walking.

"Twenty thousand a time."

"Thirty thousand at a time."

"[-] at a time, nothing for nothing."

Qiao Mai's face was livid, he turned around and held down Ruan Qing, pulled off his belt and twitched again: "Can you calm down for a while!"

While counting silently in her heart, Ruan Qing teased Qiao Mai: "If you hit me, I will stop for a while."

Qiao Mai gritted his teeth: "I really want to beat you to death."

"Come on, come on, it's not a man who can't die!"

@欢乐的打打人: I can only say that it was cool when I was beaten for the first time, and I can only say that it was cool when I was beaten for the second time.

2016年9月10号·来自网页端·转发103评论287点赞609

The author has something to say: Isn’t it a surprise to see the update in the morning~ Haha, this is the same sentence I’m posting to Xiaotheatre again

Ruan Qing: Oh, I fell down

Qiao Mai: ...

Ruan Qing: Qiao Mai beats me to get up

Qiao Mai: ...damn mentally retarded