People who love me are crazy
Chapter 41 of 5
Gu Yanxin had a playful smile on his face, but Qiao Mai really lost his temper with him.
"Are you still asleep?" Qiao Mai was annoyed.
His hair was still wet, and it was dripping water at the moment, and a lot of water droplets flowed into the clothes along the collar, Gu Yanxin's eyes almost stared straight, and he wanted to go over and lick it clean.Fortunately, he is still rational, knowing that he should control himself at this time, and forcefully move his eyes away.
"You should brush your hair." Gu Yanxin hesitated.
Qiao Mai wiped his hair and sat down on the edge of the bed, squinting at Gu Yanxin, who was lying on the bed, with his head protruding from the hole in the wall and hanging down, his hair was also hanging limply, and his delicate neck and collarbone could be seen at a glance , but the other party looked unconscious, just staring at himself.
"It's not too early." Qiao Mai looked up at the time. Before he knew it, it was already past eight o'clock in the evening. "Get ready to rest."
Qiao Mai felt that a lot of things happened today, and he was also a little tired, and taking a rest earlier would also be able to adjust his state and get ready to go to the job interview.
To leave a good impression on the boss.
"Then..." Gu Yanxin twitched again, "Should I wear clothes or not?"
Qiao Mai: "...put on the clothes for me!"
"But……"
Qiao Mai's face turned even darker: "Get out of here and take a shower right away! Right away!"
Gu Yanxin rolled away without stopping.
After Gu Yanxin came out of the shower and dressed, Qiao Mai's hair was already dry, and he was leaning against the bedside and playing games on his mobile phone.
Gu Yanxin stretched her head over, and there was a wall separating the two people's beds. The thick wall seemed to separate two worlds, but the hole in the wall connected their worlds together.
It was rare that he didn't make a sound to disturb both parties, just lying on the bed and quietly looking at Qiao Mai's side face.
He thinks that Qiao Mai is good-looking, and everything looks good.Good hair, good eyes, good nose, good mouth, good chin, good fingers, good toes, good leg hair, pretty everywhere, I can’t get enough of it.
The other party can always easily attract their attention, whether it's him, himself, or himself, as long as Qiao Mai exists, his eyes can't leave the other party's body.
"Qiao Mai." Gu Yanxin muttered to herself.
Qiao Mai hummed and turned a page in the book in his hand.
There was a rustling sound of paper, which was somewhat obvious in the quiet room.
"It's nothing." Gu Yanxin shook his head again, he just wanted to call out to the other party suddenly.
Qiao Mai gave him a blank look.
By the time he finished reading the book in his hand without knowing it, it was already eleven o'clock. He yawned, feeling sleepy, and put the book beside the bed casually. He took a look at Gu Yanxin, The other party fell asleep on the bed.
Gu Yanxin's long eyelashes cast a shadow under the eyelids, Qiao Mai watched quietly for a moment, controlled his urge to reach out and touch, raised his hand to turn off the bedroom light, and got under the covers.
After a while, he heard the phone vibrate twice. Before he fell asleep, he touched it and took a look. There was a new text message on it, from Gu Yanxin.
【Good night, there will be me in my dream】
Qiao Mai raised his eyes and looked at Gu Yanxin, who was separated from him by the hole in the wall. The other party was diagonally opposite him, and he could see clearly just by raising his head.At this time, Gu Yanxin was huddled under the blanket, her whole body was buried in it, holding her mobile phone and pressing her eyes, pretending that she was sleeping soundly.
But soon, Gu Yanxin felt her phone vibrate.He hurriedly turned on his phone in bed, only to find that Qiao Mai had sent him a text message back.
【I try my best】
Gu Yanxin's smiling face suddenly became brighter.
A good night's dream.
Without the endless darkness and oppressive suffocation, Qiao Mai slept extremely soundly. He slept until after eight o'clock in the morning, until a slight sunlight came in through the gaps in the curtains and shone on him, making him feel a little It was hot, and I woke up from my sleep.
Qiao Mai turned over with his eyes closed, casually lifted a corner of the quilt to disperse heat, and was about to stay in bed for a while before getting up, but soon, Qiao Mai felt that something was wrong.
not right...
Clearly something is wrong...
Did something invade your own territory?
Qiao Mai opened his eyes suddenly, and saw Gu Yanxin squatting on the ground, wiping the floor with toilet paper, very diligently.
Heaving a sigh of relief, Qiao Mai looked at it for a while, but he really didn't understand what the other party was doing. Could it be that it was too early in the morning, and he wanted to clean up for himself?
"What are you doing?" Qiao Mai asked directly as he lay on his side on the bed without moving.
Gu Yanxin raised her head, and there were two more toilet paper stuffed in her nose.
"I'm wiping my nosebleed."
Qiao Mai: ...
There is indeed a suspicious red color on the toilet paper. It seems that the other party is telling the truth, but the nosebleed or something...
Qiao Mai still has black hair.
Gu Yanxin looked at Qiao Mai, and felt that his nose was a little itchy again. He quickly put down the toilet paper that was wiping the floor, stepped forward and stretched out his hand to pull Qiao Mai's pajamas back upright.
"Get dressed, I'm afraid I can't help it."
Qiao Mai: "...I'm afraid I can't help it."
Gu Yanxin's eyes lit up, and she tore off the shirt on her body, and the buttons burst open: "Come on, come on, don't take pity on me just because I'm a delicate flower."
Qiao Mai smiled, sat up from the bed, reached out to pick up the slippers on the ground, and patted Gu Yanxin's face again.
Gu Yanxin took away the slippers from her face, and the smile on her face became evil and full of aggression: "Little fairy, are you using the slippers to seduce me?"
Qiao Mai greeted very calmly: "Gu San, good morning."
Gu Yanxin stood up and found something strange about his nose, he stretched out his hand to touch it, and his face turned dark immediately.He tore off the two rolls of toilet paper and threw them into the wastebasket beside him.
"Although I think that I am the third personality." Gu Yanxin stepped forward, directly raised her arms around Qiao Mai's waist, and pressed him into her arms.He lowered his voice and moved closer to Qiao Mai's ear, "But you must not regard me as another person, as long as I control this body, I will be Gu Yanxin."
Qiao Mai: ...
Can I temporarily refuse to communicate with mental patients?
"Let go of me." Qiao Mai remained expressionless.
Gu Yanxin's fingers slowly climbed up Qiao Mai's back, went around his neck and pinched the opponent's chin: "Are you playing hard to get?"
"...You need to take medicine."
Gu Yanxin raised her eyebrows, and lightly brushed Qiao Mai's lips with her thumb: "I want to kiss you."
A slight tremor came from his body, and fine goosebumps shot out from his back, making Qiao Mai's jaw slightly tense.
"...I didn't brush my teeth."
Gu Yanxin's expression of maintaining a wicked smile cracked a bit: ...
"Can you let me go now?" Qiao Mai also asked in a low voice.
Suddenly two blushes appeared on Gu Yanxin's face, and then she let go of Qiao Mai with a blank expression, and took a step back by herself, standing still.
He looked up at Qiao Mai, and said calmly, "Sorry, I didn't mean to."
...Gu Yi, you are also online...
Qiao Mai: "Well, I forgive you..."
"Have you had breakfast?" Gu Yanxin asked.
Qiao Mai: "...not yet..."
Since just now, you are either having a nosebleed or getting spring. He has just woken up, and he hasn't had time to leave the bedroom, so how can he eat.
"Let's go together." Gu Yanxin raised her chin and walked to the kitchen first.
Qiao Mai: "...I'll go wash up first."
Qiao Mai was also very tired. This morning, the frequency of going online and offline was much higher than before, which made him almost stunned.
After he finally finished washing, he changed his clothes and went into the kitchen, only to find that Gu Yanxin was tinkering with something with a pot, and he was still gnashing his teeth while talking.
Gu Er: "Oh, you should wash the rice first, you two idiots."
Gu Yi: "Shut up, you are an idiot who cooks instant noodles with Banlangen!"
Gu San: "Stop arguing, I think we should put the rice in first."
Gu Er: "It's said to be washing rice..."
Gu Yi: "Should we put the water first?"
Gu San: "No, put the rice first."
Gu Yi: "The water should be released first."
Gu Er: "But the rice is so dirty, how can you eat it if you don't wash it."
Gu San: "Just shut up."
Qiao Mai: ...
Qiao Mai stood at the door of the kitchen with a dazed expression, he couldn't understand the chaotic kitchen, it was a mess inside, Gu Yanxin was arguing with himself, standing in front of the kitchen counter helpless.
Fortunately, Qiao Mai has gotten used to it a lot, so he just smiled calmly at this time: "Hehe, you two had such a lively chat."
Gu Yanxin turned her head: "Qiao Mai, you came just in time, which one of us is right?"
"...I think I should wash the rice first, and then...forget it, let me do it." Qiao Mai's hair was full of black lines.
Qiao Mai washed the rice, added water, and then pressed the porridge cooking button, leaving it alone.
"I have no food here, and it's useless to cook porridge." Qiao Mai looked at Gu Yanxin, "Could it be time to eat plain porridge?"
"I remember I bought it over there." Gu Yanxin said, "I'll get it."
"it is good."
Gu Yanxin originally turned around, but then turned back: "Don't block the hole."
Qiao Mai: "...I'm not blocking..."
Gu Yanxin turned around and went through the hole in the wall, and came back after a while, standing still at the kitchen door.
"Why don't you come here?" Qiao Mai was a little puzzled.
What the hell is this guy doing?
Gu Yanxin thought for a while and said, "I and I have some disagreements about what to eat for breakfast."
Qiao Mai: ...
"I want to eat vegetable porridge." Gu Yanxin said with a blank face.
"I want to eat egg custard." The cute Gu Yanxin said.
"I want hot pepper shrimp skin." Domineering Gu Yanxin.
Qiao Mai: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
"Are you still asleep?" Qiao Mai was annoyed.
His hair was still wet, and it was dripping water at the moment, and a lot of water droplets flowed into the clothes along the collar, Gu Yanxin's eyes almost stared straight, and he wanted to go over and lick it clean.Fortunately, he is still rational, knowing that he should control himself at this time, and forcefully move his eyes away.
"You should brush your hair." Gu Yanxin hesitated.
Qiao Mai wiped his hair and sat down on the edge of the bed, squinting at Gu Yanxin, who was lying on the bed, with his head protruding from the hole in the wall and hanging down, his hair was also hanging limply, and his delicate neck and collarbone could be seen at a glance , but the other party looked unconscious, just staring at himself.
"It's not too early." Qiao Mai looked up at the time. Before he knew it, it was already past eight o'clock in the evening. "Get ready to rest."
Qiao Mai felt that a lot of things happened today, and he was also a little tired, and taking a rest earlier would also be able to adjust his state and get ready to go to the job interview.
To leave a good impression on the boss.
"Then..." Gu Yanxin twitched again, "Should I wear clothes or not?"
Qiao Mai: "...put on the clothes for me!"
"But……"
Qiao Mai's face turned even darker: "Get out of here and take a shower right away! Right away!"
Gu Yanxin rolled away without stopping.
After Gu Yanxin came out of the shower and dressed, Qiao Mai's hair was already dry, and he was leaning against the bedside and playing games on his mobile phone.
Gu Yanxin stretched her head over, and there was a wall separating the two people's beds. The thick wall seemed to separate two worlds, but the hole in the wall connected their worlds together.
It was rare that he didn't make a sound to disturb both parties, just lying on the bed and quietly looking at Qiao Mai's side face.
He thinks that Qiao Mai is good-looking, and everything looks good.Good hair, good eyes, good nose, good mouth, good chin, good fingers, good toes, good leg hair, pretty everywhere, I can’t get enough of it.
The other party can always easily attract their attention, whether it's him, himself, or himself, as long as Qiao Mai exists, his eyes can't leave the other party's body.
"Qiao Mai." Gu Yanxin muttered to herself.
Qiao Mai hummed and turned a page in the book in his hand.
There was a rustling sound of paper, which was somewhat obvious in the quiet room.
"It's nothing." Gu Yanxin shook his head again, he just wanted to call out to the other party suddenly.
Qiao Mai gave him a blank look.
By the time he finished reading the book in his hand without knowing it, it was already eleven o'clock. He yawned, feeling sleepy, and put the book beside the bed casually. He took a look at Gu Yanxin, The other party fell asleep on the bed.
Gu Yanxin's long eyelashes cast a shadow under the eyelids, Qiao Mai watched quietly for a moment, controlled his urge to reach out and touch, raised his hand to turn off the bedroom light, and got under the covers.
After a while, he heard the phone vibrate twice. Before he fell asleep, he touched it and took a look. There was a new text message on it, from Gu Yanxin.
【Good night, there will be me in my dream】
Qiao Mai raised his eyes and looked at Gu Yanxin, who was separated from him by the hole in the wall. The other party was diagonally opposite him, and he could see clearly just by raising his head.At this time, Gu Yanxin was huddled under the blanket, her whole body was buried in it, holding her mobile phone and pressing her eyes, pretending that she was sleeping soundly.
But soon, Gu Yanxin felt her phone vibrate.He hurriedly turned on his phone in bed, only to find that Qiao Mai had sent him a text message back.
【I try my best】
Gu Yanxin's smiling face suddenly became brighter.
A good night's dream.
Without the endless darkness and oppressive suffocation, Qiao Mai slept extremely soundly. He slept until after eight o'clock in the morning, until a slight sunlight came in through the gaps in the curtains and shone on him, making him feel a little It was hot, and I woke up from my sleep.
Qiao Mai turned over with his eyes closed, casually lifted a corner of the quilt to disperse heat, and was about to stay in bed for a while before getting up, but soon, Qiao Mai felt that something was wrong.
not right...
Clearly something is wrong...
Did something invade your own territory?
Qiao Mai opened his eyes suddenly, and saw Gu Yanxin squatting on the ground, wiping the floor with toilet paper, very diligently.
Heaving a sigh of relief, Qiao Mai looked at it for a while, but he really didn't understand what the other party was doing. Could it be that it was too early in the morning, and he wanted to clean up for himself?
"What are you doing?" Qiao Mai asked directly as he lay on his side on the bed without moving.
Gu Yanxin raised her head, and there were two more toilet paper stuffed in her nose.
"I'm wiping my nosebleed."
Qiao Mai: ...
There is indeed a suspicious red color on the toilet paper. It seems that the other party is telling the truth, but the nosebleed or something...
Qiao Mai still has black hair.
Gu Yanxin looked at Qiao Mai, and felt that his nose was a little itchy again. He quickly put down the toilet paper that was wiping the floor, stepped forward and stretched out his hand to pull Qiao Mai's pajamas back upright.
"Get dressed, I'm afraid I can't help it."
Qiao Mai: "...I'm afraid I can't help it."
Gu Yanxin's eyes lit up, and she tore off the shirt on her body, and the buttons burst open: "Come on, come on, don't take pity on me just because I'm a delicate flower."
Qiao Mai smiled, sat up from the bed, reached out to pick up the slippers on the ground, and patted Gu Yanxin's face again.
Gu Yanxin took away the slippers from her face, and the smile on her face became evil and full of aggression: "Little fairy, are you using the slippers to seduce me?"
Qiao Mai greeted very calmly: "Gu San, good morning."
Gu Yanxin stood up and found something strange about his nose, he stretched out his hand to touch it, and his face turned dark immediately.He tore off the two rolls of toilet paper and threw them into the wastebasket beside him.
"Although I think that I am the third personality." Gu Yanxin stepped forward, directly raised her arms around Qiao Mai's waist, and pressed him into her arms.He lowered his voice and moved closer to Qiao Mai's ear, "But you must not regard me as another person, as long as I control this body, I will be Gu Yanxin."
Qiao Mai: ...
Can I temporarily refuse to communicate with mental patients?
"Let go of me." Qiao Mai remained expressionless.
Gu Yanxin's fingers slowly climbed up Qiao Mai's back, went around his neck and pinched the opponent's chin: "Are you playing hard to get?"
"...You need to take medicine."
Gu Yanxin raised her eyebrows, and lightly brushed Qiao Mai's lips with her thumb: "I want to kiss you."
A slight tremor came from his body, and fine goosebumps shot out from his back, making Qiao Mai's jaw slightly tense.
"...I didn't brush my teeth."
Gu Yanxin's expression of maintaining a wicked smile cracked a bit: ...
"Can you let me go now?" Qiao Mai also asked in a low voice.
Suddenly two blushes appeared on Gu Yanxin's face, and then she let go of Qiao Mai with a blank expression, and took a step back by herself, standing still.
He looked up at Qiao Mai, and said calmly, "Sorry, I didn't mean to."
...Gu Yi, you are also online...
Qiao Mai: "Well, I forgive you..."
"Have you had breakfast?" Gu Yanxin asked.
Qiao Mai: "...not yet..."
Since just now, you are either having a nosebleed or getting spring. He has just woken up, and he hasn't had time to leave the bedroom, so how can he eat.
"Let's go together." Gu Yanxin raised her chin and walked to the kitchen first.
Qiao Mai: "...I'll go wash up first."
Qiao Mai was also very tired. This morning, the frequency of going online and offline was much higher than before, which made him almost stunned.
After he finally finished washing, he changed his clothes and went into the kitchen, only to find that Gu Yanxin was tinkering with something with a pot, and he was still gnashing his teeth while talking.
Gu Er: "Oh, you should wash the rice first, you two idiots."
Gu Yi: "Shut up, you are an idiot who cooks instant noodles with Banlangen!"
Gu San: "Stop arguing, I think we should put the rice in first."
Gu Er: "It's said to be washing rice..."
Gu Yi: "Should we put the water first?"
Gu San: "No, put the rice first."
Gu Yi: "The water should be released first."
Gu Er: "But the rice is so dirty, how can you eat it if you don't wash it."
Gu San: "Just shut up."
Qiao Mai: ...
Qiao Mai stood at the door of the kitchen with a dazed expression, he couldn't understand the chaotic kitchen, it was a mess inside, Gu Yanxin was arguing with himself, standing in front of the kitchen counter helpless.
Fortunately, Qiao Mai has gotten used to it a lot, so he just smiled calmly at this time: "Hehe, you two had such a lively chat."
Gu Yanxin turned her head: "Qiao Mai, you came just in time, which one of us is right?"
"...I think I should wash the rice first, and then...forget it, let me do it." Qiao Mai's hair was full of black lines.
Qiao Mai washed the rice, added water, and then pressed the porridge cooking button, leaving it alone.
"I have no food here, and it's useless to cook porridge." Qiao Mai looked at Gu Yanxin, "Could it be time to eat plain porridge?"
"I remember I bought it over there." Gu Yanxin said, "I'll get it."
"it is good."
Gu Yanxin originally turned around, but then turned back: "Don't block the hole."
Qiao Mai: "...I'm not blocking..."
Gu Yanxin turned around and went through the hole in the wall, and came back after a while, standing still at the kitchen door.
"Why don't you come here?" Qiao Mai was a little puzzled.
What the hell is this guy doing?
Gu Yanxin thought for a while and said, "I and I have some disagreements about what to eat for breakfast."
Qiao Mai: ...
"I want to eat vegetable porridge." Gu Yanxin said with a blank face.
"I want to eat egg custard." The cute Gu Yanxin said.
"I want hot pepper shrimp skin." Domineering Gu Yanxin.
Qiao Mai: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
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