Laid-off Judge Reemployment

"Master! Master!"

Accompanied by the rhythmic RAP of the book boy Hugua, Judge Lu shook his elbow, and his handsome face fell headlong into the puddle of hala that flowed out of him because of dozing off.

"Stop howling!" Wiping his face with his sleeve, Lu Juan was completely awake.

The smog in the underworld is becoming more and more serious. After the restrictions on roads and numbers and the ban on fireworks and firecrackers can no longer meet the needs of human environmental protection, the evil hands have extended to paper money, an important hard currency that the underworld depends on for survival.

Now the laws and regulations that strictly prohibit burning paper have been implemented for several years, and the financial crisis in the underworld is spreading rapidly. As one of the four judges, Lu Pan has gradually degenerated from a white-collar backbone elite who worked four hours a day to a social idler. personnel.

"Why have you been away for so long before you come back? Did you go on a short errand again?"

"I'm wronged, master, you don't get your monthly money and silver. I'm not a small one, am I? This proverb is good, I'm a fly on a horse's spoon--I don't get my food, I don't get it. If you have spare money, go out and waste it."

"Well, that's what I said."

Lu Pan nodded dejectedly, and immediately felt that something was wrong: "You boy, you are calling me a horse spoon by turning a corner? Stop talking about it, what about the monthly money?"

Shutong Hugua spread his hands, as if I didn't care.

"Master, our department's salary arrears are relatively small. Let me tell you, the front is the hardest-hit area. I went to the counter today, and there was a long line of kneeling in front of the counter. The store manager, Wang Chuanhe's old lady..."

Hu Gua finished his speech, feeling a little thirsty, took a sip of Po Meng's soup on the table, and continued speaking.

"There are also those brothers who do odd jobs in the mountains of swords and seas, all asking for wages there, and they even put up banners with big signs saying 'Arrears of wages is intolerable according to the law'. There are groups of little ghost security guards, three floors inside and three floors outside. Level, law and order is being maintained!"

"Alas..." Judge Lu sighed. According to the current situation, he, an official ape, will have to be laid off sooner or later.

He died on the battlefield when the Northern Song Dynasty destroyed the country. He lived a great life and died a glorious death. He can be regarded as a national hero when he came to the underworld. He didn't love others, so he stayed with him and became one of the four judges (1127-2015). It has been 888 years in a flash.

"Ah, King Qin Guang gave an iron rice bowl, King Biancheng drilled a hole, and King Chujiang kicked a flat, the people are in dire straits." Judge Lu spit out quietly, then lay down on the table again, Just wanting to sleep for a while, I heard a ghost report outside the office door.

"My lord judge, dozens of editors from the Imperial Academy went on strike collectively, and the materials piled up like a mountain and no one sorted them out. Emperor Yan Luo ordered, 'Order Lu Juan to go and do it for you. It takes twelve hours to finish sorting it out. Here you go.'"

Hu Gua pushed the door open, and there were no ghosts left outside.

"Bah! It's bad luck to see people order things. Standing one more time can be bad luck? How did we know that the master is long and the master is short when we are rich? Now that we have no money, we shrink the bastard's neck." , it’s better not to see it, it’s better not to read it? It’s shameless.”

"Forget it, forget it, it's only natural, let's go."

Judge Lu picked up the official hat on the table, put it on his head casually, didn't bother to straighten the hat, twisted his neck, the two big copper coins on the wings of the hat flickered, and sighed: "The black gauze hat, with both ends upturned." , eat the plaintiff and the defendant, well, no one can eat this time."

……

There was no ghost in the huge Hanlin courtyard, not even a shadow of a ghost. Hu Gua opened the door tremblingly.

"Emma, ​​it's scary."

"Why is there such a bad smell coming out?" Judge Lu imitated Hu Gua's accent from outside the customs.

"When I was young, I used to practice with my old aunt outside the customs, but now I am in a hurry and speak Northeast dialect."

"Okay, don't let Emperor Song catch you, that bastard has been too busy lately, and started to work on promoting Mandarin, look at his little loss, when he first came, he said 'What are you doing?' It's only been a few days since the imperial capital was established, and I'm learning from Jingbai."

"Speaking of this, master, what did you think about the matter that Emperor Yan Luo told you during the meeting a few days ago?"

"What's the matter?"

"Just transferred to the Family Planning Office..."

"piss off!"

……

Hu Gua tossed out all the recent booklets of emperors and generals, and put a large pile of thick bamboo slips on the office desk. Judge Lu had a bitter face, and said in his heart that since Jobs returned to the throne, Shidian Yanjun has used the iPad air 2 with Retina display early on, but his subordinates are still using the bamboo slips that have never been improved for thousands of years...

In fact, you are not too demanding, right?I didn't say that we must realize paperless office, but it can be lighter and lighter if we replace it with environmentally friendly paper, and carved bamboo slips in small seal characters?The force on the top is high and turned the sky, that's right, can the subordinates bear it?

Lu Juan complained silently in his heart, and all the cucumbers on the side heard him, and poked him with his paws: "Master, master...the underworld is different from the underworld, whispering in the middle of the night, and the sky is like hearing thunder." above.

"Smell, smell, whoever you want to hear, you will be laid off at worst!" Judge Lu said with a fearless expression on his face, before he finished speaking, he heard a "click" outside and a thunder!

"Have mercy, I will never dare again!"

When Hu Gua turned around, he didn't see his master, but when he lowered his head, he saw a section of red official robe exposed under the case.

"Master, sir?"

Lu Pan poked his head up from under the table and whispered quietly, "Leave?"

"Don't make it, it's okay, come out."

Lu Pan lost face in front of the book boy for a while, his old face was a little uneasy, he groaned twice, and sat behind the desk, pretending to look at the document.

"I said, what kind of errands are you asking us to do?"

"Oh, the above said, let's check the life expectancy of the emperor, general and minister, what should be collected, and what should be collected."

"Who's turn? Who's turn?" Lu Juan asked with an idiotic expression on his face, forcibly giving Hu Gua's words to the servant.

Hu Gua had an unlovable expression on his face, and said that his master was also a little angry. He had been a bachelor for more than 800 years, and he couldn't stand it on anyone, but he couldn't blame him for this matter. He just joined the company When I signed the contract, I didn't see the overlord's clause clearly. The judge started signing in 1000, so I had to go through it again. Fortunately, I was a young chicken when I came in, so I didn't think much about it before going through it.

"Master, it's the wheel of reincarnation..."

Lu Pan blushed, fanned the wind with his sleeve, and added a sentence: "I don't know it's the wheel of reincarnation? Read it to me..."

"Yes, yes..." Hu Gua suppressed the desire to complain about him, and opened the second volume of Twelve Hairpins in the World.

"Chao Heng, live to be 88 years old."

"What? This man is not honest. It will be a disaster to keep him sooner or later. Check it out."

"Hooked?" Hu Gua shuddered all over, and the judge's pen ticked it off, killing a person.

"My lord, it's such a big deal. Besides, this Chao Heng is a Japanese. We don't care about reasoning. They are under the control of their Shinto sect. Isn't this roster just for us to check, and they didn't say to change it. Yes Why don't you report it to your superiors?"

Lu Pan waved his hand and said: "The mouse's waist, how much kidney (thing) is it? Didn't his ancestor Zhong Malu serve as an envoy to the Tang Dynasty and received a green card from the Tang Dynasty? Then we can control it. Isn't this person Good guy, purely due to regional instability, keep him for the New Year? Tick it."

"Okay...okay..." Hu Gua was still a little confused. Although he promised with his mouth, his hand was still not moving. Lu Pan was impatient, grabbed the judge's pen, and followed the name on the roster. Hook, a ray of ghosts goes straight to the bottom of the eighteenth hell.

……

Facts have proved that it is not right for moths to appear during layoffs. Not long after Lu Juan made a tick with great national self-esteem and pride, he received a letter from hell as he wished because he was suspected of cross-border and cross-religious law enforcement. The full text is as follows: In order to cope with the currency deflation caused by the strict prohibition of burning paper in the world, our company announced a plan to adjust the cost structure through salary reduction and layoffs.Today our company will carry out the second step of this plan.Since success in Hades has always been based on your talent, hard work and dedication, these words are hard to say, and job cuts are tough.

The layoffs announced today will involve employees in Ten Kings Hall, Judges Hall, Wangxiang Terrace, Naihe Bridge, Sword Mountain Fire Sea, and some other Hades departments.

After today's decision, our company has almost completed most of the 2015 layoffs plan before the summer of 5000.Our company will quickly complete the entire layoff process in order to stabilize the morale of the army, so that the entire Underworld can focus its attention and resources on strategic goals.

To all colleagues in Hades, our company would like to take this opportunity to emphasize once again our gratitude to all of you for helping Hades overcome the financial crisis.There is no doubt that the current economic environment is difficult and challenging.But together, we're making the right choices to ensure we continue to deliver great results and make Hades a strong and profitable future.

Thank you all for your continued hard work, dedication and professional focus.

Qin Guang Wang Jiang, Chu Jiang Wang Li, Song Emperor Yu, Wuguan Wang Lu, Yan Luo Tianzi Bao, Biancheng Wang Bi, Taishan Wang Dong, Metropolitan Wang Huang, Pingping Wang Lu, and Zhuanlun Wang Xue jointly signed.