Laid-off Judge Reemployment

"Boss, you are so stupid."

Hu Gua rolled his eyes, and was afraid of Lu Han's revenge, so he dodged and hid behind Liu Ling.

"This is a very popular bjd in recent years. Its full name is a ball joint figure. Not only children like it, but also many grown girls and some boys." Hu Gua spread his hands and pointed to Liu Ling, expressing that he I will never understand my hobbies.

"This is a stock that I bought after waiting in line for a year. Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand." Liu Ling also said very dissatisfied.

One year, the lottery has been played. Lu Han looked at the resin doll in his hand, and it was indeed beautifully crafted. However, it may be because it is a top brand, and the facial features are quite realistic, especially the eyes. , Will chase people unexpectedly.

"Hey, with this doll to play with Broad Bean, you and I will have more time... Hey hey." Before Liu Ling could finish speaking, Zhang Shu stuffed it in with a fruit ball in his hand. mouth.

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After dinner, a group of demons who were still congratulating San San finally stopped dancing and took their leave to go home. Only Wan Wan was still looking at Broad Bean eagerly, but the other party was obviously not as enthusiastic as during the day, and plunged into the bjd circle , just entered the circle like this, turning a blind eye to Wanwan's sad eyes, and waving his fleshy claws to pat off his touching hands from time to time, concentrating on playing with the doll.

"Oh, poor thing."

Lu Han looked at Wan Wan, and then at himself, they are both degenerate people in the world, why should we know each other when we meet again?

"Zhang Shu, have you seen my situation?"

"Don't talk about these useless things, call Qian Baylor, the child can't stay at our house forever."

It was almost night when Wan Wan, who was crying and screaming, was finally sent away. The two of them arrived at the entrance of the alley, and then walked around the house holding hands. When they returned home, they found that Broad Bean had already fallen asleep with the doll in his arms. up.

"This doll is so real." Zhang Shu stretched out his hand to pull the doll out of Broad Dou's arms, who knew that the little guy was hugging him so tightly, and with all his strength, he almost squeezed Broad Dou's body out.

"It's okay, let him sleep in his arms. I've asked Liu Ling. This kind of doll has passed strict quality inspections and has no adverse effects on the body."

"Is it really comfortable for him to sleep like this?" Zhang Shu looked at the sleeping Broad Bean with a little worry. Since the child was born, he had put the baby in the cradle after being put to sleep by himself. Because the cradle is also in the master bedroom, he and When Lu Han wanted to do something, he had to pull up the curtain on the bed, and he had to hold back his voice desperately. Now that he fell asleep in his room, can he just leave it alone?

"Hurry up, Zhang Shu, let's go back quickly." Lu Han said eagerly, his eyes were shining brightly in the dark night, looking so charming.

"But what if broad beans are afraid?"

"Who else is he afraid of in this world?"

"..." Zhang Shu thought for a while, but couldn't refute, and was soon carried by Lu Han on his shoulders and brought into the bedroom.

"You wait for a while."

They were halfway through the kiss, their shirts were torn apart by each other, Zhang Shu suddenly sat up.

"Little umbrella."

"what?"

"It's... the inner one, you go and get it."

The two of them originally hid the whole box of small umbrellas in the drawer of the bedside table in the bedroom, but since the child was born, this demon king has searched every corner of the house every day, and once he bit open the package and took the small umbrella When the balloon blew up, Lu Han and Zhang Shu had to rack their brains to hide this thing, and finally had to put it in the storage room in the backyard and take it with them whenever they needed it.

"Ah, it's so far away, I've taken off my pants and you tell me this."

Lu Han puffed up and lay still on the bed. After giving birth to a child, their relationship became closer than lovers. There was a feeling of family. Lu Han no longer respected each other as much as before, and occasionally acted coquettishly. , Competing with broad beans.

"Go, Lu Han."

Although Zhang Shu was urging him, he lowered his slender neck, lowered his head and kissed his ear, his voice became obedient and gentle, completely different from his cold demeanor during the day.

"Can I not wear it?"

"But, I don't want to get pregnant."

Lu Han didn't know if Zhang Shu was joking, he couldn't see his expression clearly under the dim night light, what was he talking about?The children are born because of the agitation of the pure and turbid air, not because of their intimacy... Lu Han's eyes gradually adapted to the dark environment, and he began to see Zhang Shu's expression clearly. His expression was full of anticipation and fear. Lu Han was very moved. He thought that only girls could have such complicated eyes. Although they were in a disadvantaged position, they had a sense of arrogance in controlling their reproductive rights, which made men want to pity him, but also could obey orders at any time. Die for him.

"Huh?" Zhang Shu seemed to wake up suddenly, and his blurred eyes gradually became clear.

"What did I just say?" He seemed embarrassed, and covered his forehead and eyebrows with his hands.

"Pfft, you look like that, I think it's cute."

"Is it related to the broad beans?" Zhang Shu recalled that when he had an examination in his hospital just after giving birth a few days ago, there were indeed hormonal changes in his body, but the doctor also said that this is a normal phenomenon, and it will recover after a while to a normal state.

"Maybe so, don't think too much." Lu Han pounced on him again, and Zhang Shu pinched the skin on the back of his neck, picking him up like he was holding a broad bean.

"Little umbrella."

"..., oh." Lu Han sighed that the baby was suffering, and he put on his underpants and went out.

Lu Han walked from the master bedroom to the backyard with his trousers in his hands. He is considered a first-rank official now, but because of his early lifestyle, he still retains a strong phoenix masculinity. Oil turned on the lights of the whole courtyard, and they are all old neighbors in the old street, so it is always not good for people to rest if they are noisy.

He walked forward in a daze, and suddenly stepped on something that was soft and soft. Lu Han was unprepared, and almost staggered and fell into the mud.

"what is this?"

Lu Han snapped his fingers, and a ball of will-o'-the-wisps lit up beside him, and his handsome face was green. He looked around, but he didn't see what he had just stepped on. He continued to walk two steps forward, and suddenly felt It's not right, his footprints are covered with blood marks one by one!

"Fuck?"

Lu Han was not afraid, but felt a little weird. It seemed that he had stepped on something just now, but there were no traces at the same place. Could it be that he stepped on a street mouse, injured it and escaped?Then his own idea is too correct.

Although he didn't care too much, he still stopped by Broad Bean's room. The little guy was sleeping soundly on the big crib with his butt up, but the doll he was holding was gone!

It can't be so evil, can it?Lu Han searched around, but still didn't see the doll's shadow. He was a little discouraged, and sat down on Broad Bean's crib, and suddenly felt something fluffy on his ankle!

Lu Han trembled all over, and a carp jumped up, only to realize that he had just stepped on something that looked like a woman's hair.He bent down to grab the ends of the hair, and pulled it hard, revealing a small face with big eyes under the bed.

"Oh shit." Lu Han cursed in a low voice. He hasn't returned to the company for a long time, and his psychological endurance has become so bad. However, this doll is really infiltrating. I really don't know whether Broad Bean is interested in it. What's wrong, alas, he will never understand the aesthetics of a vaginal fetus.

Lu Han shook his head, and wanted to put the doll back on Broad Bean's bed, but he always felt that it was a bit inappropriate. After thinking about it, he casually placed the expensive bjd doll on the desk under the window sill, then turned around and covered Broad Bean After wearing the small cool quilt, he pulled away and left.

"Why did you take so long to come back?"

When Lu Han returned to the room, Zhang Shu had already put on a shirt and was about to come out to look for him. Sure enough, he saw Lu Han fumbling back in the dark like a blind bear.

"Didn't I tell you to go out and turn on the light? What if you fall down?"

"Hey, I stopped by to have a look at Broad Bean, she is sleeping soundly, let's sleep too." Lu Han pushed Zhang Shu into the room, entered the room himself, and locked the door.

"Have you brought it?"

"Well."

Lu Han reluctantly handed over the small umbrella. This brand is not easy to buy. He entrusted Liu Ling to buy it from a friend's import and export firm. The size here is not suitable for him, although it is also You can buy it from Taobao, but Lu Han, an ancient person, always feels embarrassed, and still trusts his friends, but Liu Ling, a big mouth, spreads it everywhere, and the friend who buys it asks him to find out if there is any special medicine that can achieve this level. With this effect, Lu Hanxin said that if I kill you first, and then put your soul into the golden body, I guess you can also survive the Great Wall and the Yellow River.

"What are you thinking, come here, and it will be dawn in a while."

"Zhang Shu." Lu Han jumped onto the bed, bit open the package of the small umbrella with his mouth, and fiddled with it familiarly, while chatting with him.

"I don't wear it because I'm afraid you won't feel well, and don't you know? Broad beans didn't come here because of that."

"Well, I know. I didn't understand why I reacted like that just now. I've been paying attention to my child's affairs recently. It may be similar to what the doctor said. During this period of time, hormones will..."

When Zhang Shu said this, he suddenly stopped. Seeing Lu Han's movements, he couldn't help laughing.

"Hey? What are you laughing at? Isn't it like this every time?" Lu Han was a little embarrassed to show him, and lifted his feathers to cover it up a little.

"Actually, it's not that I haven't thought about what it would be like to marry someone, have children, and sleep together. I was still curious, how could someone share such a secret thing with another person, but now, you and I It's all so natural, so natural that I don't even feel shy anymore."

"Who said that, I'm still shy. Look, I've turned red." Lu Han shrank his whole body into the bed, and cosplaying the bed monster, he jumped at Zhang Shu directly.