Laid-off Judge Reemployment

"Huh? What's wrong?"

Zhang Shu took the broad beans and shook them in his arms. He looked at Lu Han curiously. His face was flushed. Taking advantage of the phosphorus-like scales on the judge's evil cheeks, it was really a scene of red and green. .

"Hey, it's okay to not need value-added services, but a normal married life has to... well, I'm also unlucky, if I knew that the bear boy was going to be the king of the kids, I would just ignore him."

Lu Han lowered his head in frustration, and buried his fluffy head in his arms, looking annoyed.

"..."

Zhang Shu immediately covered Broad Dou's ears. The child didn't know what happened, his head was shaking back and forth like a rattle, and he didn't know why his father suddenly didn't let him participate in the conversation between adults.

"Has everything changed in your body?"

"Well, the size is not suitable, why don't you take a look?"

"..."

They have been together for several years, and they are very familiar with each other's body. When there is no appeal in that regard, they will not feel embarrassed when applying sunscreen to each other or dealing with small wounds on the body.

Zhang Shu thought for a while, nodded, untied Broadou's schoolbag, put it on the sofa and let him crawl around, and followed Lu Han into the bedroom.

"This!"

Broad Dou was crawling happily on the sofa, when he heard Zhang Shu's exclamation from the bedroom, the little guy was startled, fell off the sofa with his buttocks arched, fell on his buttocks, and stretched out his hands to cover it. Cheeky was about to cry coquettishly, but after waiting for a long time, seeing that Zhang Shu didn't intend to come out, after thinking about it, he decided not to pretend, and crawled towards the open door of the bedroom with his buttocks twisting.

"Is this really, a part of you?"

Looking at Lu Han's things, Zhang Shu suddenly felt a simulated pain in his body. If this kind of thing enters, will the human body be split in half?

"Ah!"

Broad bean's meat claws pushed against the door, who knew the door was not closed tightly, the little meat ball rolled into the room at once, both of them were startled, Lu Han quickly pulled up his trousers, luckily the curtains were not opened The light, if you don't let it, you will be seen by the little villain.

"You brat, you don't learn well!"

Lu Han grabbed Broadou's overalls dejectedly, and lifted Xiaotuanzi up.

"Okay, okay, the child may have fallen off the sofa."

Zhang Shu took the broad bean and shook it in his arms, still thinking about the scene just now with lingering fear in his mind, maybe... it couldn't go well, when he accepted the normal body, at least it took several months to find the right frequency , before that, most of them just hugged each other to have fun, but this time, it was really a difficult challenge.

"why?"

Broad Dou suddenly spoke, the child couldn't enunciate the words truthfully, and the words he spoke were very soft and cute.

"Lu Han is at home, with a sword."

The little thing pointed to his father's crotch, and stared at Zhang Shu with big innocent eyes.

"..."

"Ahahahaha, children are honest." Although Lu Han was annoyed by the changes in his body, it was related to a man's dignity. He was a little proud of being described like this.

"Are you buying a watermelon? The bigger the better."

Zhang Shu rolled his eyes and went out with broad beans in his arms.

"Hey, don't go... I was wrong."

……

"Cui Yu, you old boy, why are you making an appointment here?"

At three o'clock in the morning, Lu Han was wrapped up tightly, and came out to meet his old colleagues in the ghost market.

"Stop howling, come here."

Cui Yu was wrapped up more tightly than him, because he was not laid off, and he didn't have official certificates and private seals. He secretly didn't even bring a ghost soldier with him. He stood at the corner of the ghost market and waved at Lu Han.

"Why don't you just come home? If you insist on making an appointment here in the middle of the night, I'm freezing!"

Although Lu Han is quite useless at home, he is the one among the four judges. The rest are civil servants, and he is the only soldier. Many things that others dare not disdain, Lu Han is not affected by status Restraint, dare to think and do, generally he gets the most year-end awards.

"Your house is too sunny, I dare not go, what are you looking for, I'm in a meeting right now."

"Cui Yu, I don't know who is hiding it. Can you hide it from me what the official ape does every day? Isn't it just drinking tea and masturbating on the Internet, what can be serious." Lu Han rolled his eyes, remembering that he hadn't The relaxed and comfortable life when he was laid off, but now that Zhang Shu is here, he doesn't want to be the king of Hades.

"Shhh, today is different, and the bottom is also rectifying. Let's not talk about it. What is the matter with me? Is it because your judge can't take it back?"

"Fuck, you found out."

"Nonsense, look at your height, you are already on par with Yao Ming." Cui Yu looked up at Lu Han's height, since he was beaten up last time, he was still a little afraid of him.

"Then hurry up and think of a way for my brother. I haven't done anything for several days."

"What's the matter?"

"humane."

"..."

Cui Yu was born as a prime minister. Although he was young when he died, and there were several concubines in his family, he was no stranger to this kind of thing, but it was still somewhat embarrassing to chat with his ex-colleagues about sex life.

"Okay, okay, I understand, isn't there that private part plastic surgery now? Or cut it off."

"Cut?"

"It's okay to cut it in half. I heard that South Korea in your Yangjian has already mastered the effect that even the painting skin technique in the underworld can't achieve."

"No matter how poor you are, think of a way for me."

Cui Yu held back her smirk, and waved to Lu Han.

"Well, in fact, your judge confiscated it because you were assigned a new task when you returned to the office. I was afraid that you would not be able to do it, so I temporarily relaxed your authority and did not stop you from absorbing too much evil. gas."

"Isn't it? I'm already laid off and still have to work?" Lu Han said with a sad face. He just wanted to be an ordinary little boss and live a good life with his wife and children.

"Didn't the three of us beg you to be the secret censor?"

"Pig teammate, tell me, what is the mission?"

In fact, Lu Han knew that he couldn't avoid it, and considering that [-] million Mingbi was transferred to Alipay every year, he didn't particularly want to give up this part-time job right away.

"Well, that's what happened. When we tried the case recently, we found that the soul hooked back by Black and White Impermanence was still good at first, but when it was sentenced to the next life and was about to pass the river of forgetfulness, when it came to Mengpo Liangtang, it became stupid. , it seems that you have forgotten the things in your previous life before drinking the soup, which caused Meng Po'er's business to suffer a lot of losses recently."

"..."

Lu Han scolded his mother in his heart, it was worth letting himself go out just for this little shit.

"Anyway, it's enough to wash the three souls and seven souls before reincarnation. You don't care if he drank Po Meng's soup."

"That's not the way to say it. There is a sequence of hearing, and there is a specialization in art. If people in Yangjian rob their jobs, it will cause an imbalance between Yin and Yang. If there is an earthquake in Yinshan, you and I know what will happen to Yangjian. Otherwise, that Wan Baylor would be able to shake so much and bully Lord Yan of the Ten Palaces like the third grandson?"

"Well...you're right, okay, then I'll pay attention to this matter, after it's done, can it change back?"

"necessary."

……

Baozhai.

"Fuck off, I'm warning you, if you touch me again, my brother will cut you to death." Hu Gua lay on the bed with his butt pouted, while asking Liu Ling to rub medicine on his tail, while preventing the other party from taking advantage of the opportunity.

"I'm not talking about you, you've been married to me for thousands of years, why do you always put your boss first." Liu Ling rolled his eyes, seeing Hu Gua mentioning his brother-in-law, he didn't dare to be special Be tough, after all, Brother Ninth's Taoism is about to reach the level of a fairy, and he can't settle it with a little Chenghuang, not to mention that there is Tu Shan's little princess behind him, that is, his mother-in-law.

"Nonsense, when I met you, a scumbag, if the boss hadn't saved me... Ahhhh!"

Hu Gua wiped the medicine and lifted his pants. When he turned around, he saw Liu Ling drew a charm out of thin air and stuck it on his forehead, just like a thousand-year-old rice dumpling.

"I have a cat disease, what did you write?"

Hu Gua squinted his eyes and saw three large characters - "Washed white."

"Okay, okay, even if you have a sadomasochistic relationship, the boss has taken care of me for so long, and I can't ignore the young master's affairs, alas, if only I could have some more master's ambergris, the tail will be cured immediately of."

"No, I'd rather rub medicine on you every day."

"Why?"

"I don't want your ass to get slobbered by other men, ahhh!" Before Liu Ling could finish speaking, Hugua grabbed his ear and beat him painfully.

"Open the door! Open the door!"

The couple were having a great time playing, when suddenly they heard a knock on the door outside Baozhai.

"What the hell? It's broad daylight."

Liu Ling reluctantly lifted his trousers to open the door, and saw that it was the ghost Lu Han.

"Hey, Xiao Lu is here."

"Brother Liu, what kind of door do you close if you don't do business in broad daylight?" Lu Han said embarrassingly, thinking that the two of them would sit and eat like this, and the small shop would turn yellow sooner or later. I can't bear it, not to mention that I was entrusted by the old shopkeeper to continue to operate well.

"Uh, isn't Hugua on sick leave? I can't greet him alone." Liu Banxian scratched her hair guiltily.

"Why, haven't you healed yet?"

Lu Han frowned, it was because of his own children running around that Hugua suffered such severe injuries, he didn't expect that his saliva would not be effective.

Without further ado, he took Liu Ling's hand, and under the other's stupefied gaze, he spat out a mouthful into the palm of his hand.

Lu Han turned a blind eye to the twitching veins on Liu Ling's face, waved his hand, and said very generously: "Brother Liu, don't be polite to me, just use it as you like."

"..."

"Ah... But, I still want to ask you to do me a favor."

Just when Liu Ling was seriously considering whether to slap him in the face, Lu Han said a little awkwardly.