Laid-off Judge Reemployment

Lu Han nodded, and said please come in. As soon as the door opened, Li Zi with his fingertips pushed a small cart in. With curtains hanging, it looks even more gorgeous.

"Where's the master chef on your stove?"

"Hey, someone sent the servant away."

Lu Han murmured in his heart, if this person is really a character from the age of mythology, who can make him move?

Li Zi saw the puzzled expression on Lu Han's face, fearing that he wouldn't buy it, he hurriedly said, "He's the one!"

"Oh oh oh!"

Lu Han finally understood this time, and he actually had some good feelings for the young man in his heart. Why is it so difficult for a wife slave to be a wife slave? Alas, it is not easy.

"Then let's serve."

"Got it."

The little guy quickly lifted off the metal cover for heat preservation. Lu Han and Broad Dou took a look at the table, and the baby was frightened to death. Where is the monkey brain, it is clearly a human head. For people who are used to the big world, the head doesn't matter, the most frightening thing is that he still has Lu Han's head!

Little frozen cat, are you playing with me?

Although he may be a god in the age of mythology, Lu Han, in line with the law of my biggest imperial capital after I got married, still regards the boy who is still in love with him as his junior, and he came to check the post with good intentions. The stuff is shocking.

Lu Han was about to lift the table, when suddenly, he heard a barely audible sigh from the human hair.

"Ugh……"

The tone of the sigh was very subtle, a bit untimely, a bit sneering and sarcastic, as if looking down on Lu Han, thinking that he didn't have the guts to eat this "monkey brain".

"Hehehe."

Lu Han laughed, and really picked up the spoon next to him, and looked at the carp.

"Let's go!"

Li Zi yelled, stretched out his hand and grabbed the top beam of the head, and with a violent upward force with his claws, he forcibly lifted the man's skull from where the eyebrows were!Inside is the brain flower that is still tumbling, just like the tofu brain that Lu Han drinks every morning when he gets up early. (code here)

"..."

Lu Han felt that he couldn't hold back his compulsion. He could understand why Zhang Shu always liked to vomit at him when he first met his partner. Now it was his turn to vomit, so he knew this scene How beautiful I dare not look at it.

"Don't eat, Lu Han won't eat."

The broad bean stretched out its meaty claws and landed on Lu Han's hand.

Lu Han's fatherly heart was ignited, and he was still his own cub, facing him at critical moments.

"Lu Han doesn't eat, don't talk about broad beans, no shame."

The little guy made up for it.

Fuck, you have to eat it if you don’t eat it.

Lu Han closed his eyes, picked up a spoon, scooped up a spoonful of his brain, and poured it all into his mouth with a lift of his neck.

There is no taste, no texture, and he doesn't even know if the brain flower has been eaten by himself.

At the same time, he was crying, it was a heart-piercing pain, he didn't even know why, he felt that he had lost Zhang Shu forever, could never touch him again, couldn't communicate with him, his heart was in Where others are, it no longer belongs to him.

The golden body shed blood and tears, and the feeling of being abandoned drove him crazy. He stood up all of a sudden, because his body was too tall, and his head hit the ceiling directly, making a heavy muffled sound.

Lu Han panted heavily, trying to concentrate on controlling his emotions. What happened? He was obviously married to Zhang Shu and had a child. His reason understood that they loved each other, but that kind of loss was irretrievable. His sense of frustration was too strong, and he had to start doubting life.

Lu Han has always been an optimist. Among the suicides accepted by Hades in the past few years, the proportion of depression has increased significantly. Although he has received many cases in this area, until just now, he still believed that they just didn't turn the corner. , Unexpectedly, it is not a pathological endocrine disorder.

Until now, he finally understands that the despair that is so cold to the marrow cannot be easily controlled by a person's personality. He has experienced the pain of losing his lover and would rather die.

"Ah woohoo!"

Fighting brothers, father and son soldiers, although Broadou often taunts Lu Han, but at critical moments, he still faces his own father. He thought that the carp had poisoned Lu Han, so he jumped from the baby seat with a twist of his little butt He got on the table and grinned at Li Zi.

"Hey, little friend, it's a wishful thinking to come here to eat, and I can't help you either...Emma!"

Lizi looked at Broad Bean with a gloating expression, and suddenly, eyeball chestnuts sprayed out from the little guy's mouth, and the first one hit Lizi's face directly, and the eyelids of eyeball chestnut were covered with jagged teeth , biting Lizi's tender face with one bite, the whole eyeball actually wanted to invade the boy's skin.

"bad boy!"

Li Zi wailed, and things like scales began to grow all over his body, and his whole body shrank rapidly, turning into what seemed to be a reptile, and fled away quickly. Broad Bean could only see that he had one Tail like a crocodile.

"Woooooo."

Broad Dou was about to take advantage of the victory and pursue it, when suddenly there was the sound of a man crying from the corner, yes, he heard it right, it was the kind of weeping and whimpering like a boudoir.

Broad Dou sighed, and looked back at Lu Han who was squatting in the corner and weeping pear blossoms with rain.

"Stop howling, isn't it a man?"

"Woooo! Zhang Shu, he doesn't want me anymore."

When Lu Han heard someone asking him, he burst into tears.

Broad Dou originally planned to fight that little cook for his own father, but now it seems that he was just playing a joke on him, right?Although I don't know how to turn a rough guy into a soft girl, the plan for now is to coax this guy home first, so as not to embarrass myself here.

"Go home and have a look, and you'll know if Zhang Shu is here."

"Ah."

Lu Han sniffed, picked up the broad bean schoolbag, and walked out the door of Er Huan shop crying. At the moment he walked out, he seemed to hear the sound of something falling from Er Jin's yard.

"The harem is not allowed to interfere in politics!"

"twitter!"

The "cha" in the back is a very high-pitched youthful voice, it seems to be the master of the stove, the previous sentence is very dignified, I don't know who it is, but it is definitely not Lizi.

This family is also deeply in sadomasochistic love, Lu Han thought about it, and felt a little better.

……

Lu Han carried the broad bean schoolbag and cried all the way back to Zhang's house. As soon as he entered the door, Zhang Shu, who was waiting in the main room, was startled.

The most frightening thing was not that Lu Han was crying so much, but that the broad bean schoolbag behind him was filled with one yuan, two yuan, five yuan and ten yuan bills.

"Where did the money come from?"

Zhang Shu took the broad beans and hugged them, took away the ticket from his hand, and took the child to wash his hands.

"It was given by passers-by, and passers-by said that broad beans are pitiful, and Lu Han is pitiful."

Zhang Shu imagined a picture of a farmer Gong crying all the way home with a child on his back. Thinking about it made him sad, but it seemed that there were still many good people. He didn't expect to make a hundred or so yuan for going out.

"Why are you crying? Did they beat you?"

After sending Broad Dou back to the baby room to sleep, Zhang Shu came back and twisted a hot towel to wipe Lu Han's face. He knew he was fine. Judging from Broad Dou's vague statement, maybe he was just being teased by that young man.

"Woooooh, Zhang Shu, don't abandon me."

Lu Han bumped into Zhang Shu's arms and hugged him tightly.

"..."

It's not that Zhang Shu has never been chased before. A girl in the same department has been chasing him for more than half a year. When he was in school, he was also very attractive to girls because of his desolate temperament. He has always been the little prince of love letters in the class, but Even girls rarely act as infatuated as Lu Han, just like a miserable heroine who gave birth to ten children but was abandoned by herself because of her old age.

Lu Han cried until his nose burst into tears, making Zhang Shu's front lapel sticky.

"Ugh."

They got along very naturally, they were both men, Zhang Shu didn't take it seriously, took off the upper body of his home clothes in front of him, revealing his strong figure, and continued to comfort him.

Lu Han's face was pressed against the soft skin of his chest, and he stopped crying immediately, looked at him eagerly, swallowed, and began to reach out and unbutton his clothes.

"what are you doing?"

Although Zhang Shu has gotten used to Lu Han's idiot behavior, but this time, why did he behave so--sickly?It's almost like another person.

"Lu Han, let go."

Zhang Shu tentatively wanted to withdraw his arm held by Lu Han, but he found that he was not his opponent at all, not usually, and even more so when he was facing the judge badly.

"Just once, please."

Lu Han's voice is still the same as before, but the stubborn feeling is not right. Although there are some elements of blackening in his character, it is not enough to...

"I said let go!"

In desperation, Zhang Shu slapped Lu Han across the face.

He will not use violence in the family. Although his physical strength is not as good as Lu Han, in fact, even if he bullies him, Lu Han will definitely bear it, but he is reluctant to treat Lu Han like that... unless this person is simply Not Lu Han, or rather, not exactly.

"Lu Han, look at me, look at me."

Zhang Shu held Lu Han, who was beaten a little by him, and forced him to look at him.

"Ok?"

Lu Han's eyes were a little out of focus, and he looked at him blankly. Judging from his youthful confused expression, at least half of it was Lu Han's stuffing.

"Do you feel that something is wrong with you, do you feel uncomfortable?"

"I do not know."

Lu Han said ignorantly, he was staring at Zhang Shu's upper body, just that kind of purposeful gaze was enough to make Zhang Shu suspicious.

He was not like this before, except at the beginning, he was always gentle and calm, which made him feel that married life was originally sweet and ordinary, but now, everything seems to be different.