Laid-off Judge Reemployment
Chapter 18 Broad Beans
Lu Han's words were so categorical that Zhang Shu didn't have time to feel scared. In fact, he had guessed his identity early in the morning, but facing such an honest and meek man, he was really scared. stand up.
"That's enough Mr. Lu, I think what I mean is very clear. My need for you is only limited to the supernatural part. Please don't confuse the difference between work and life. I still have something to do. Today... Well……"
Zhang Shu stood up and was about to serve tea to see off the guests, but suddenly there was a pain in his abdomen, his waist went limp, and he fell off the seat directly.
"Zhang Shu!"
Lu Han caught his body immediately, and their bodies were very close at once.
Suddenly, both of them felt a thrust.
Lu Han looked down, and there was a tadpole-like thing vaguely emerging from the narrow gap between the two bodies, and a cloud of milky white breath was struggling to squeeze out from the gap.
"A vagina?"
Lu Han wasn't too surprised, he stretched out his fingers to poke the tadpole's cheek, the little dumpling seemed to be frightened, jumped back, and scurried to the back of Zhang Shu, stretched out his fleshy little Claws wrapped around his neck.
"Ah……"
Zhang Shu gasped, not daring to move.
"It's okay, it's okay, it kisses you more."
Lu Han stretched out his hand to poke the tadpole's cheek, and the meaty dumpling was tickled by him, and its round body curled up, looking like a broad bean.
"Ha Qiu!..."
It made a sound like a sneeze and popped away.
"What's going on, it...?"
"It is a vaginal fetus, and it has returned to your body now."
Lu Han patted Zhang Shu's shoulder reassuringly and explained.
"After the yin fetus has self-awareness, it will come out for a walk and exchange feelings with you. You only need to interact with it, otherwise it will feel very lonely."
"..."
Zhang Shu subconsciously stretched out his hand and touched his neck. Is the dumpling just now his heir?The cold touch doesn't make people feel annoying, he even felt a little frustrated, did he feel a little panicked just now, would it give him an impression of indifference?
Lu Han looked at the silent Zhang Shu, couldn't figure out what he was thinking, froze for a moment, and suddenly blushed again.
"Ah... I, I didn't understand it before, but I have a gay friend who also married someone from Yangjian and had a baby. The one in his family is like this."
Lu Han waved his hands vigorously, and explained in a hurry, his face was very red, and he didn't understand why he had to explain clearly.
Zhang Shu narrowed his Danfeng eyes and looked at this clumsy man. He really wanted to ask who he was proving his chastity to.
"it……"
He changed his words when the words came to his lips, and glanced at his abdomen.
"Will you not like me?"
"Nope."
Lu Han replied honestly.
"It seems to like you very much, alas, it just doesn't kiss me at all."
He said with a smirk, as if he would not be lost at all.
"..."
"Mr. Zhang, in fact, I wanted to tell you a long time ago that whether or not we sign the contract is the same thing."
Lu Han helped Zhang Shu to sit down and poured him a glass of warm water.
"The yin fetus recognizes the yang master. If the parents belong to the yin and yang worlds, it will generally be closer to the parent in the yang world."
"Then... don't you feel uncomfortable?"
"I?"
Lu Han looked up at him stupidly, as if trying hard to understand what he meant.
"Oh, you mean the child..." Lu Han breathed a sigh of relief.
"Actually, I just need to do my part to raise it. Children and grandchildren have their own blessings. At that time, the world was in chaos and wars were fought fiercely. A man was considered a man at the age of 14, and he had to go to the battlefield..."
Anyway, Zhang Shu almost knew his background, Lu Han thought in his heart, there was no need to hide it from him.
"At that time, the army was in turmoil. My family members dragged me until I was eleven or twelve years old, and they couldn't support me anymore. They falsely reported my age and sent me to join the army. In fact, I didn't have much impression of my parents."
"You...don't miss them, don't you hate them?"
Lu Han frowned, thought hard, and then shook his head.
"In those days, where was the carelessness? As long as you can eat enough and not be beaten to death, you are considered lucky, but I have summed it up. In fact, the matters of parents and children are all a matter of fate. After living with myself for more than ten years, husband and wife are the first in human relations..."
Lu Han unknowingly opened up the chatter box, chattering a lot, until he came to the word "husband and wife", he suddenly felt that this topic was too 18X for him, a walking chastity archway, and The child stopped talking, and his face flushed from holding back.
"Mr. Zhang, I've been bothering you for a long time too. I'm leaving first."
Lu Han was a little dazed, and forgot what he was doing here, so he walked out in a daze, went to the elevator outside and saw a group of people waiting there, he shrank back silently as if he had done something wrong Back, back to Zhang Shu's office.
"Hey, I'm going this way."
Lu Han didn't even dare to look at Zhang Shu again, he opened the window and jumped down.
"...!"
Zhang Shu looked at the man who jumped off the building without any hesitation, and chased him to the window, only to find that the man had long since disappeared. He looked downstairs, but he didn't find a bloody corpse.
He breathed a sigh of relief and sat down on the sofa by the window.
Will he come tonight?
Zhang Shu doesn't trust men very much, although he himself is part of this gender.
In his impression, men attach great importance to their offspring, what they want is the bond of blood, the pleasure of controlling other people's lives.
In a sense, his life was distorted by such concepts, so although he longed for the warmth of a family like everyone else, he never thought that he would get married and have children until he accidentally Got this little life.
He needed a family, but he didn't want to have any physical or emotional entanglements with other people, so after confirming his physical condition, he accepted it almost immediately.
He originally wanted to use money to get rid of that seemingly simple and honest man, but it turned out that his strength could easily crush him in all aspects.
Zhang Shu touched his abdomen, and the corners of his mouth slightly turned up. He didn't treat him well for the sake of the child.
Husband and wife are the first in human relations. No one has ever said such a thing to him. Will he be someone worth looking forward to?
……
Lu Han was humming and chirping in the tea room while wrapping the egg dumplings. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw a paw secretly stretching towards the steamer.
Without changing his face or beating his heart, he grabbed his wrist and poked it into the steamer!
"Ow!"
With a howl, Cugua crawled out from behind the stove.
"Boss, you have steamed several cages of egg dumplings, so you can't share one with me!"
"No, this is for your aunt and young master."
Lu Han categorically rejected his request.
Hu Gua looked at him with tears in his eyes. His master had changed. The master who treated his subordinates as brothers and amiable and could wear a pair of pants with him had changed. Now he not only doesn't want to wear his own pants, but also wants to take off other people's pants all day long!
"Hey... Hey? Master, your kidneys are bright."
There was no secret between Hu Gua and Lu Han, so he naturally picked up the claw machine he put on the stove.
"Your Ma Yunbao spent 6000 pounds in Tiangu nationality, totaling RMB 58258.8."
"Ahhhhhhh what the hell, master, your Yunbao Ma has been stolen!"
"what?"
Lu Han wiped his hands on the apron, took the claw machine and clicked to read the complete information. It was paid by the intimate payment he had opened for Zhang Shu, and the message read "baby carriage".
"Wow ha ha ha ha! He agreed, he agreed, he agreed!"
Lu Han excitedly grabbed the cucumber and spun it three times. The poor little fox was turned so badly that his tail fell out.
"Master, calm down...is that uncle?" Hu Gua asked dizzily.
Lu Han didn't have time to pay attention to him, he packed a few baskets of egg dumplings and pushed the door out. Just as he was about to take off, he turned around and shouted: "There is still a box of wrapped dumplings left, you can steam them and eat them yourself!"
"That's enough Mr. Lu, I think what I mean is very clear. My need for you is only limited to the supernatural part. Please don't confuse the difference between work and life. I still have something to do. Today... Well……"
Zhang Shu stood up and was about to serve tea to see off the guests, but suddenly there was a pain in his abdomen, his waist went limp, and he fell off the seat directly.
"Zhang Shu!"
Lu Han caught his body immediately, and their bodies were very close at once.
Suddenly, both of them felt a thrust.
Lu Han looked down, and there was a tadpole-like thing vaguely emerging from the narrow gap between the two bodies, and a cloud of milky white breath was struggling to squeeze out from the gap.
"A vagina?"
Lu Han wasn't too surprised, he stretched out his fingers to poke the tadpole's cheek, the little dumpling seemed to be frightened, jumped back, and scurried to the back of Zhang Shu, stretched out his fleshy little Claws wrapped around his neck.
"Ah……"
Zhang Shu gasped, not daring to move.
"It's okay, it's okay, it kisses you more."
Lu Han stretched out his hand to poke the tadpole's cheek, and the meaty dumpling was tickled by him, and its round body curled up, looking like a broad bean.
"Ha Qiu!..."
It made a sound like a sneeze and popped away.
"What's going on, it...?"
"It is a vaginal fetus, and it has returned to your body now."
Lu Han patted Zhang Shu's shoulder reassuringly and explained.
"After the yin fetus has self-awareness, it will come out for a walk and exchange feelings with you. You only need to interact with it, otherwise it will feel very lonely."
"..."
Zhang Shu subconsciously stretched out his hand and touched his neck. Is the dumpling just now his heir?The cold touch doesn't make people feel annoying, he even felt a little frustrated, did he feel a little panicked just now, would it give him an impression of indifference?
Lu Han looked at the silent Zhang Shu, couldn't figure out what he was thinking, froze for a moment, and suddenly blushed again.
"Ah... I, I didn't understand it before, but I have a gay friend who also married someone from Yangjian and had a baby. The one in his family is like this."
Lu Han waved his hands vigorously, and explained in a hurry, his face was very red, and he didn't understand why he had to explain clearly.
Zhang Shu narrowed his Danfeng eyes and looked at this clumsy man. He really wanted to ask who he was proving his chastity to.
"it……"
He changed his words when the words came to his lips, and glanced at his abdomen.
"Will you not like me?"
"Nope."
Lu Han replied honestly.
"It seems to like you very much, alas, it just doesn't kiss me at all."
He said with a smirk, as if he would not be lost at all.
"..."
"Mr. Zhang, in fact, I wanted to tell you a long time ago that whether or not we sign the contract is the same thing."
Lu Han helped Zhang Shu to sit down and poured him a glass of warm water.
"The yin fetus recognizes the yang master. If the parents belong to the yin and yang worlds, it will generally be closer to the parent in the yang world."
"Then... don't you feel uncomfortable?"
"I?"
Lu Han looked up at him stupidly, as if trying hard to understand what he meant.
"Oh, you mean the child..." Lu Han breathed a sigh of relief.
"Actually, I just need to do my part to raise it. Children and grandchildren have their own blessings. At that time, the world was in chaos and wars were fought fiercely. A man was considered a man at the age of 14, and he had to go to the battlefield..."
Anyway, Zhang Shu almost knew his background, Lu Han thought in his heart, there was no need to hide it from him.
"At that time, the army was in turmoil. My family members dragged me until I was eleven or twelve years old, and they couldn't support me anymore. They falsely reported my age and sent me to join the army. In fact, I didn't have much impression of my parents."
"You...don't miss them, don't you hate them?"
Lu Han frowned, thought hard, and then shook his head.
"In those days, where was the carelessness? As long as you can eat enough and not be beaten to death, you are considered lucky, but I have summed it up. In fact, the matters of parents and children are all a matter of fate. After living with myself for more than ten years, husband and wife are the first in human relations..."
Lu Han unknowingly opened up the chatter box, chattering a lot, until he came to the word "husband and wife", he suddenly felt that this topic was too 18X for him, a walking chastity archway, and The child stopped talking, and his face flushed from holding back.
"Mr. Zhang, I've been bothering you for a long time too. I'm leaving first."
Lu Han was a little dazed, and forgot what he was doing here, so he walked out in a daze, went to the elevator outside and saw a group of people waiting there, he shrank back silently as if he had done something wrong Back, back to Zhang Shu's office.
"Hey, I'm going this way."
Lu Han didn't even dare to look at Zhang Shu again, he opened the window and jumped down.
"...!"
Zhang Shu looked at the man who jumped off the building without any hesitation, and chased him to the window, only to find that the man had long since disappeared. He looked downstairs, but he didn't find a bloody corpse.
He breathed a sigh of relief and sat down on the sofa by the window.
Will he come tonight?
Zhang Shu doesn't trust men very much, although he himself is part of this gender.
In his impression, men attach great importance to their offspring, what they want is the bond of blood, the pleasure of controlling other people's lives.
In a sense, his life was distorted by such concepts, so although he longed for the warmth of a family like everyone else, he never thought that he would get married and have children until he accidentally Got this little life.
He needed a family, but he didn't want to have any physical or emotional entanglements with other people, so after confirming his physical condition, he accepted it almost immediately.
He originally wanted to use money to get rid of that seemingly simple and honest man, but it turned out that his strength could easily crush him in all aspects.
Zhang Shu touched his abdomen, and the corners of his mouth slightly turned up. He didn't treat him well for the sake of the child.
Husband and wife are the first in human relations. No one has ever said such a thing to him. Will he be someone worth looking forward to?
……
Lu Han was humming and chirping in the tea room while wrapping the egg dumplings. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw a paw secretly stretching towards the steamer.
Without changing his face or beating his heart, he grabbed his wrist and poked it into the steamer!
"Ow!"
With a howl, Cugua crawled out from behind the stove.
"Boss, you have steamed several cages of egg dumplings, so you can't share one with me!"
"No, this is for your aunt and young master."
Lu Han categorically rejected his request.
Hu Gua looked at him with tears in his eyes. His master had changed. The master who treated his subordinates as brothers and amiable and could wear a pair of pants with him had changed. Now he not only doesn't want to wear his own pants, but also wants to take off other people's pants all day long!
"Hey... Hey? Master, your kidneys are bright."
There was no secret between Hu Gua and Lu Han, so he naturally picked up the claw machine he put on the stove.
"Your Ma Yunbao spent 6000 pounds in Tiangu nationality, totaling RMB 58258.8."
"Ahhhhhhh what the hell, master, your Yunbao Ma has been stolen!"
"what?"
Lu Han wiped his hands on the apron, took the claw machine and clicked to read the complete information. It was paid by the intimate payment he had opened for Zhang Shu, and the message read "baby carriage".
"Wow ha ha ha ha! He agreed, he agreed, he agreed!"
Lu Han excitedly grabbed the cucumber and spun it three times. The poor little fox was turned so badly that his tail fell out.
"Master, calm down...is that uncle?" Hu Gua asked dizzily.
Lu Han didn't have time to pay attention to him, he packed a few baskets of egg dumplings and pushed the door out. Just as he was about to take off, he turned around and shouted: "There is still a box of wrapped dumplings left, you can steam them and eat them yourself!"
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