How to put on the character of Wen Haozai in front of Buteizai

Outside the window, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, and the scenery is just right.

The morning sun slanted into the room, reflecting on the white double bed.The slightly bulging bag in the middle of the bed stirred slightly, and after a while, it became quiet again.

At this moment, the sound of "dong dong dong" kicking the door sounded, and the dust in the air began to fly in a mess due to the violent shaking.

A clear male voice came from outside the door, and the man was cursing and howling angrily: "Dazai~ You bastard mackerel who is not doing business all day, come out to me!!!"

The man trapped under the quilt frowned irritably, stretched out his hand from under the quilt, grabbed a pillow and threw it in the direction of the door.

"It's so noisy, can you please be quiet for me?!" He closed his eyes and yelled in a daze.

The tone of voice was soft, more like acting like a baby than roaring.

Maybe he was surprised by Dazai Osamu's rare side, the noisy knocking on the door stopped immediately, and the room regained its calm.

Seeing that the sound outside the house disappeared, Osamu Dazai closed his eyes and rubbed his head on the quilt happily, intending to return to the embrace of the beautiful dream again.

But the good times don't last long, and the silence outside the door is just a momentary thing.When the person outside the door realized that he was actually overwhelmed by the bastard mackerel he was talking about, he immediately knocked on the door again in annoyance.

"Dazai!!!"

The shrill voice woke up Dazai who was in a daze, and realized who the angry person outside the door was. Dazai propped up his body, and asked tremblingly while holding the quilt: "China , Zhongye?"

"It's me, open the door!" The deep voice sounded, full of irresistible meaning.

Perhaps it was the heavy quilt that gave him a sense of security. Osamu Dazai, who was hiding in the room, resolutely refused: "I don't want it!" After he finished speaking, he seemed to realize that his attitude might arouse the other party's anger, and weakly added: : "If I open the door, Chuya, you will definitely rush in and beat me..."

"I don't want it! It hurts so much!! I hate pain the most!!!"

Osamu Dazai's tone was full of weeping, perhaps because he felt that his actions were very reasonable, and his tone of answer became more and more righteous.

Nakahara didn't care what Osamu Dazai was thinking, and he laughed angrily when he heard the faint voice of refusal coming from inside, and while stretching out his hand to lower the brim of his hat, he said in a sullen tone: "Since If that's the case, I don't have to give you any face!"

As he spoke, he took a few steps back, then stretched out his slender and straight legs and kicked hard on the wooden door in front of him...

Boom~Boom~~

Smoke and dust scattered, and the heavy door fell to the ground.

Chuya Nakahara stood in front of the door with his hands on his hips, and said to Osamu Dazai who was in the room proudly: "Peach Blossom Boy, don't forget that we who have been reincarnated are no longer the weak writers we were before!"

The mere door still wants to block my footsteps? ! !

Seeing Chuya Nakahara's complacent look, Osamu Dazai covered his face and let out a long cry of grief: "Eh~ Sure enough, I hate Chuya the most!"

Hearing Dazai Osamu's voice, Nakahara Nakaya, who was laughing wildly, restrained his expression at once, strode into the room with a "bang", and trapped Dazai Osamu who was sitting between himself and the edge of the bed.

"Peach Blossom Boy, what are you thinking?!" Nakahara Nakaya roared in Dazai Zhi's ear, and the pupils in his eyes shrank into a slender straight line because of anger.

After finishing speaking, before Osamu Dazai could say anything, he stretched his hand into the bed along the waistline of the person in front of him as if he didn't want to listen to the other party's explanation, and then pressed down hard on the bandage.

"Uh~ ah!"

A low panting sound came out of Dazai Osamu's mouth, his pale face was crumpled due to the sudden pain, thin sweat gathered into small streams and flowed down from his forehead.

Nakahara Nakahara completely turned a blind eye to such a lively and charming scene... No, it should be said that I have known Osamu Dazai for so many years, even if I was deceived by the pitiful look on his face from time to time at the beginning, but after a lot of hard work After training, he had developed a heart of steel that would never be affected again.

So after discovering that Osamu Dazai was so bold as to repeat his old plan, he sneered while increasing the strength of his hand: "What? If you are so afraid of pain, why did you want to jump to the group of erosion before? Central?!"

"If there is a next time, I will just send you to hell with my own hands as you wish!"

"As for whether the soul will die or not, what it will be like after death has nothing to do with me!!"

Zhong Yuan also warned in a cold tone.

After seeing through Nakahara Chuya's disguise, and knowing that the other party is really angry, Osamu Dazai shrank his head and silently admitted his cowardice.

"I see~" Osamu Dazai said weakly, looking at Chuya Nakahara pitifully.

Knowing that the person in front of him is a severe patient who "resolutely apologizes and will not change even if he dies", Zhongyuan Zhong also frowned irritably at this scene, turned his head and made a "stain" and silently settled in his heart "Next, we must Be optimistic about Osamu Dazai's determination.

Then he directly picked up Osamu Dazai who was lying on the bed, picked up the clothes on one side and threw them in front of the other party, and said with his arms crossed, "Hurry up and change your clothes. The secretary said that there is something to announce today, so let's go to the other party." Everyone get up early."

"Chuya..." Osamu Dazai picked up his clothes, looked directly into Chuya Nakahara's eyes and called out.

Zhongyuan Zhong, who felt a little uncomfortable being stared at by such straight eyes, subconsciously said, "What's the matter? He's talking hesitantly."

"I still need to change clothes, it's inconvenient for you here..." Osamu Dazai forced two blushes on his cheeks, pretended to be shy, and covered his cheeks awkwardly, and then he was extremely embarrassed in Zhongyuan Shi Shi suddenly raised his head: "...Or do you want to watch me change clothes here?"

"Dazai!!!"

Looking at the sly gaze in Dazai Osamu's eyes, how could Nakahara not know that he was deceived again?After roaring angrily, he walked out the door angrily, and then slammed the kicked open door on the ground again with a "bang".

I'd be a fool to believe you again! ! !

"Chuya? Hey, Chuya!!"

Facing the back of Nakahara Nakaya walking away, Osamu Dazai called out loudly first, and when he found that no one was paying attention to him outside, he pouted his lips a little bit "distressed", then bit his nails and spoke in a perfectly fine voice Tucao said: "If Chuya, you really want to watch it, I actually don't mind!"

The author has something to say: The Dazai in the first article can be said to be a combined version of Wenlian and Wenye. He is usually teary-eyed when he is bullied by Jiuye, but he will inadvertently make the whole of the straightforward Chuya angry. Everyone exploded.

emm, if you count it, it means two people are bullying each other, right? !

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