How to put on the character of Wen Haozai in front of Buteizai

The entire kitchen is neatly organized, with a huge wooden long table in the center, with brightly colored fresh vegetables in the center, and a circle of clean dishes around the long table.

There is nothing in the bowl on the right, as long as anyone with a discerning eye knows that it is a container for the next meal, but the bowl on the left is just the opposite, more or less filled with some soft and delicious dumplings.

The innermost direction of the kitchen is the stove, on which a pot of boiling water is burning, and the white water vapor rising faintly brings a warm temperature to the tightly closed kitchen.

Uchiha Madara is standing on the right, wearing a white strip of cloth that looks like an apron.

He held the kitchen knife in his right hand, and his dark eyes were fixed on the fiery red blade in front of him.

That is the unique image after infused chakra.

Hearing the sound of the door being pushed open, Madaratou Uchiha said without looking back: "If you want to eat a small dessert, you can take it directly on the table, and by the way, help me bring the salt shaker on the table on the left. I need to put these fish Give it a pickle."

After he finished speaking, he glanced at the water basin in front of him, picked out the fattest one in it, and grabbed it, and then put the kitchen knife strengthened by Chakra against the belly of the fish.

With one stroke, the whole fish was cut open from the outside to the inside.

Then Uchiha Madara changed the angle of the knife, and separated the fish bone from the fish meat in two or three strokes. After a few quick rotations and cuts, he pulled the fish bone lightly and separated from the translucent fish meat.

Seeing Uchiha Madara's series of operations, Shin Kitchen Killer Dazai Osamu handed over the salt shaker he needed, then clapped his hands and praised: "Mara, you're pretty good!"

"Dazai, when did you come here?" Madara Uchiha turned his head, washed the blood on his hands, and reached out to take the salt jar.

Osamu Dazai casually bit the dumpling, walked to the pot of boiling water, scooped a spoonful of boiling water from it with a large wooden spoon and poured it into the bowl.

Then he scooped up some hot water with a small spoon, and after blowing it cool, he took a sip carefully to relieve his tiredness, and then said inarticulately: "I just came back from outside, and I happened to meet Uncle Cangjie and the others. I knew right away that you were in the kitchen."

Uchiha Madara nodded indifferently, then unfolded the cut fish and spread it flat on one side of the plate. On the bottom of the plate was the seasoning that had been processed long ago to remove the fishy smell.

After spreading the fish, Uchiha Madara grabbed a handful of salt from the salt pot and sprinkled it on a piece of fish.

After finishing, Uchiha Madara washed his hands again, then picked up the fish being marinated, and brought it to the long table in the center.

"So what are you going to do here?" He asked casually, then took an eggplant and some other green vegetables and walked towards the water basin.

Dazai Osamu twirled the document in his hand, and then said to Uchiha Madara: "I asked you to help me find that missing friend..." Then he paused, with a natural expression He spoke again: "...I received a message from them and found out where my friend is."

"Isn't this a good thing?" Madara Uchiha quickly washed the vegetables.

Osamu Dazai lowered his eyelids halfway, "It's indeed a good thing, if we don't know where he is now..."

After hearing this, Uchiha Madara paused, then turned his head and stared at Osamu Dazai with those bright eyes.

"What's wrong? Is there something wrong with the place where the other party is staying??"

He said this, and then subconsciously began to comfort Osamu Dazai, "No matter what, it's better than not having any news before, don't think so much..."

"Human Body Experiment..."

Dazai Osamu did not respond to Uchiha Madara's comfort, but just spit out such a term silently.

After hearing this, Madara Uchiha looked stunned, and then patted Osamu Dazai on the shoulder reassuringly.

In front of Uchiha Madara, Osamu Dazai recounted the previous conversation between himself and Da Vinci.

Then just looking at those obsidian-like eyes, "The information they sent said, black hair, red hair, yellow hair, white hair... ninjas from different families, I don't know when they will become Became their experiment."

"Don't worry, since you found the group of underground rats, you can just take them all at once."

"No, it's different, I've never worried about it..." Osamu Dazai covered his face and muttered to himself, "Do you know how my friend was arrested? He met a dying little doll from the Qianshou family, who was the other party, and was taken away after that..."

"After he woke up, he found that he and the little doll of the Qianshou family who he had saved had been made into cans..."

Speaking of this, Osamu Dazai raised his head, and said with a crazy expression: "That's Senju, Senju, one of the two great families that ranks with you Uchiha..."

Even if they have found the way, will the Uchiha, who is in some ways more attractive, survive?

Hearing this, Uchiha Madara was silent, and he snatched what Dazai Osamu was holding and put it on the table aside.Then he pressed the person down forcefully, combing Osamu Dazai's hair once and for all.

"Maybe, no..." He said with difficulty.

Someone once snatched Uchiha's Sharingan on the battlefield, and the other party was backlashed by those eyes. In order to get revenge, Uchiha took the corresponding task and directly wiped out their family. .

With such a bloody precedent, no one should dare to attack Uchiha again.

Osamu Dazai smiled wryly, as if he was mocking Uchiha Madara's innocence and the sinister hearts of the world, "When you go to war, you can pay special attention to and recover the eyes of the Uchiha people who have opened their eyes, so those children who have not opened their eyes The dead body should not be so concerned by adults, right?"

"..."

Uchiha Madara was silent, after all, this is indeed true.

Don't look at the previous war that Osamu Dazai encountered was so childish, because it was already the last one. Compared with the real battle with real swords and guns, it was more about showing the superior nobles through mutual acting. s hard work.

After all, they have paid so much and are worthy of the high bounty.

But the official battlefield is completely different. After fighting with real knives and guns, there is no time to restrain the corpses of those dead companions, so most people temporarily turn off the pair of sharing eyes just to prevent the blood from leaking out. Recycle.

As for the corpses, they were collected on the battlefield after the war was over.As for how much can be recovered, it depends on the luck of the dead.

"The battlefield is so chaotic, it's normal for everyone to use a few large-scale ninjutsu to destroy the corpse, isn't it?" Osamu Dazai smiled.

Under such circumstances, the corners of the other party's raised mouth looked a little sinister.

Uchiha Madara immediately formed seals with both hands, and after biting his fingertips, a wisp of white smoke appeared in front of them.

The smoke gradually dissipated, and a black cat with its head upright appeared in front of them.

After finishing these things, Uchiha Madara greeted the black cat first, then turned his head and explained to Osamu Dazai: "This matter is not small, I have to tell my father, do you have anything to say? Let’s send it together now.”

This kind of loss of blood, even if it is unlikely to happen, must be taken seriously, not to mention that if things develop as Osamu Dazai envisioned, the possibility of realization is not small.

So even just in case, Uchiha Tajima should be told about this in advance.

Osamu Dazai waved the documents on his hand, and handed them all to Madara Uchiha.

"In addition to these information, in order to repay the care of these days, I will send you two opinions for free..."

Osamu Dazai said this, and then he said the method he came up with temporarily: "If you want to wipe it out, I suggest that you better act together with other families, or put those rescued people in a good place, and then notify Their families came to pay the ransom."

"What does that mean?" Uchiha Madara asked.

If the one who paid the ransom is understandable, the other one acting with other families is a bit too whimsical.

In this day and age, unless they are of the same race, other people may become enemies at any time.

So to strengthen others is to weaken oneself in a disguised form. How can the fat that has already reached Uchiha's mouth be sent out like this?

Osamu Dazai shook his head, and the old god said: "This is Madara, your thinking is too rigid~" His tone soared a little high-pitched briskly, and then continued: "It depends on what you plan to do next. developed."

"If you just want to make a profit, take all those people back and ask their family to pay a ransom..."

Dazai Osamu said with a smile, and drew circles out of thin air with his right index finger, "However, the disadvantage of this is that the family to which the laboratory belongs is unknown. If we can't get rid of them all at once, we may be retaliated against later."

And after all, it's attacking the foundation of a family. If it's a small family, it's okay, but if it's a big family, it is very likely to cause a certain amount of losses.

It is not certain whether it can recover in the next winter. If it cannot recover, next spring will be in danger.

"What if they refuse to pay the ransom?" Uchiha Madara threw cold water.

Osamu Dazai stared at Uchiha Madara with crooked eyebrows, his kite-colored pupils were as soft as the spring water in March, "That's okay, a sharingan illusion goes on, let them be Uchiha's subordinates. "

Clean, farm, hunt, build...

After all, there is a steady stream of work if you want to find it.

"And at worst, set the price lower, as long as you can get the ransom back. Anyway, no matter how much you get in the end, it's free, don't want it for nothing!"

Osamu Dazai came to the point carefully and kindly, and told Uchiha Madara all the tricks he used to deceive people bit by bit.

Uchiha Madara nodded after listening to these thoughts, the previous silver mine plus the ransom, if you make a fortune, you don't need to worry about it for the next few decades.

At this moment, Uchiha Madara suddenly remembered that Osamu Dazai mentioned two proposals.The first proposal is so good, so the other one will definitely not be so bad!

Uchiha Madara, holding such an idea, looked into Osamu Dazai's eyes and asked solemnly: "Then what about the other one?"

"You must be wondering why you're giving away something good, right?"

Osamu Dazai asked back with a smile, and continued to speak after receiving a positive nod: "Although this proposal will not bring immediate benefits, it will also have an invisible resource..."

Uchiha Madara: ...? ? ?

Looking at the puzzled face of the other party, Osamu Dazai said the answer slowly: "It's a favor."

"Humanity?"

"Yes, favor..."

Osamu Dazai nodded, and then said with his arms folded: "The so-called debts are easy to repay, but favors are hard to repay. Although this method seems to have given away a lot of resources, it makes other families owe Uchiha favors. explain."

"Although these favors seem to be nothing now, in case something goes wrong at any time, you can get help from the other party."

"But Uchiha doesn't need..." Uchiha Madara said firmly.

In his opinion, if encountering a situation that Uchiha can't solve, how can other families that are not as good as Uchiha have a solution? !

Osamu Dazai reached out and touched Uchiha Madara's forehead, and said earnestly: "You are too arrogant, Madara."

Then he withdrew his actions under Uchiha Madara's disapproving gaze, and continued to add: "In case Uchiha and Senju compete for the same task, and this task is very critical, it can be greatly improved if you receive it The power of the family, what can you do in such a situation?"

"..." Uchiha Madara was silent.

Osamu Dazai glanced at Uchiha Madara, "Are you going to use your faces?" He said in a disdainful tone, "Your faces do make you more popular than Senju in the noble circle, but those are just some trivial tasks. …”

"If it's that kind of very urgent task, do you think the employer will choose the entrusted person because of his good looks? Thinking about it, it's impossible! But..."

He paused, then pointed to the fish swimming in the water basin not far away and said: "Did you know that there is a kind of caviar that is very popular in the upper layer. Because of the scarcity and difficulty in transportation, every jar It is comparable to half a quarter of a city's tax revenue."

"In the situation where Uchiha and Senshou are evenly matched, whoever can win the favor of the client first will be more likely to get this commission."

"External strength, you two are recognized; family background, as long as you can get this caviar, the background will be fully revealed; the client's goodwill, does it need to be said?"

"But what does it matter?!" Uchiha Madara retorted unconvinced.

Dazai Osamu knocked the other party's head carelessly, and said bitterly: "If Uchiha can't get it because of his attributes, it doesn't mean that other families can't get it!"

"As long as you get favors from the Ghost Lantern Clan and the Minazuki Clan, find an old sailor who knows the range of activities of the fish that produce that kind of caviar, let the Ghost Lamp people catch the fish, and then let the Minazuki ice escape ninja go away Send the fish in one trip. This kind of effort is nothing to them, but to Uchiha it is the key to getting the mission."

"If you have the favor of these two families, then just ask them when the time comes!"

"What's more, feelings come from getting along. It's justifiable to ask the other party for help after getting acquainted with each other. If it doesn't work, you can get a discounted price!"

That's it, that's it...

Uchiha Madara touched his head, and after recording Dazai Osamu's suggestion, they sent the black cat to Uchiha Tajima through the psychic beast clan.

The author has something to say: Osamu Dazai: You idiot!

Uchiha Madara (unconvinced): Where am I stupid? !

Osamu Dazai: Like this, like that, like that...

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