How to put on the character of Wen Haozai in front of Buteizai

After dissolving the iron lock, Kajii Keijiro opened the wooden box through white gloves.

A stench of corruption emanated from the box. Although the room looked dilapidated because of the dust in the past, at least it wouldn't make people want to faint after smelling it like it does now. .

The box is a rectangular plain box, although it does not look like that kind of very expensive thing, but the appearance is actually quite simple and elegant.

But the problem is that this foul-smelling box is coming out. It can be seen that the current box is tightly stuffed with very finely ground meat.It is not the kind of ordinary reddish meat, but more like the kind of pureed meat that has turned green and black after being placed for several years, and even turns white when everything is extremely reversed.

At the same time, a disgusting, disgusting smell, even more indescribable than the sewer after being exposed to the sun in summer, erupted from the completely opened box.

It seems that this wooden box not only serves as a storage container, but also plays a role in isolating the smell.

...?

Damn it, it stinks! !

Before Kajii Keijiro expressed his attitude and tested everything in front of him, he was so frightened by this almost vicious smell that he jumped up on the spot like a cat with fried fur.

Even after training, the barracks where a group of sweaty men are crowded together is not as painful as this smell.

Kajii Keijiro, who was intoxicated by this smell, immediately turned around and hurriedly walked towards the study.

The original owner of this room was a perfumer, and if I remember correctly, the tools for his work were placed in that place.

After pushing open the door, he found that although the room was called a study room, there were not many books in it, but instead, there were huge glass vessels, and the faintly scented food in these glass vessels. Colored translucent liquid.

Although Keijiro Kajii is a scientist, it does not mean that he is good at distinguishing the spices in these glass containers. After all, what he is really interested in and good at is bombs and explosions.

It is no problem for him to spend the least amount of time to assemble a new bomb, but to distinguish these devices from the colored liquids that have not been processed in different glass containers... this is It can be said that it is completely unimaginable and unreasonable to ask a physicist to study a new race of creatures.

Thinking that it was impossible for him to show that box to others, he was dizzy, and then he took a few test tubes that were more pleasing to the eye on the table, and then walked towards the box.

Who cares about 21, try it first before talking!

The old saying goes well - don't take on that porcelain job without that diamond.

Kajii Keijiro picked a blue liquid and poured it on the meat paste in the box. The taste was covered up for a second, and then exploded again even more excessively.

"Could it be that the smell is not strong enough?" Kajii Keijiro scratched his head in doubt, and then poured all the remaining blue liquid on it.

If it doesn't work, it's useless, and the smell hasn't been covered as expected.

Kajii Keijiro had a bit of a headache, and after glancing at other colored liquids beside him, he gritted his teeth and poured them all at once.

呵呵——呵呵——

An unknown chemical reaction began to take place, and white smoke continuously rose from the piece of meat paste.

As we all know, although perfume smells good, it will be smoky if you add too much.

What's more, combining these various perfumes that have not yet been fully produced, the audience is still the unknown meat paste...

A smell that is so rich that it exceeds the limit of human imagination spread out. If the previous smell was just that kind of smell that was so corrupt that it was almost unbearable, then the smell that has been mixed and re-exploded now makes Kajii Jiro's eyes stunned. black.

If he didn't know that he couldn't faint here, he would almost lose consciousness directly.

This feeling is like injecting a high concentration of skunk smell into a small box. If it is put on the battlefield, it can even become a biochemical weapon that makes people run away.

I really have to say that if you live for a long time, you can see everything.

Headaches, nausea, weakness...

This feeling filled Kajii Keijiro's whole body, he threw himself onto the window sill with all his might, opened the window and then stuck his head out, breathing in the fresh air outside.

Simply put, this is definitely the fastest move in my life.

He lay precariously on the window sill, looked at his room hopelessly, and then took out a lemon bomb...

Life is a blast!

He thought this way and kept cheering himself up.

After putting on the gloves, he picked up the closed wooden box and threw it out of the window...

"Farewell, see you in the next life!!"

He laughed and threw out his lemon bomb, then quickly closed the window, turned around and ran to the bathroom attached to the master bedroom, intending to take a good bath.

boom -

There was a violent vibration, and even the window sill that was lying on the side was directly blown away. The white wall outside the room was smoked black, leaving shallow holes.

The whole scene looked very messy.

Such a sound naturally attracted the attention of other people. The auntie, the administrator of the apartment, walked aggressively from the basement floor of the apartment in a "da da da" footstep, and then "snapped" with her hand, which was as big as a cattail fan. The palm of Kajii patted the door of Kijiro Kajii's house.

After a while, no one responded from inside, she raised her voice and howled angrily: "Hey, what are you doing inside? How did you make such a noise!!"

Kajii Jijiro hurriedly put on a bathrobe for himself, and then ran from the room to the living room with wet slippers on.

"Sorry, I was taking a shower just now, so I didn't hear it!" He said in a slightly flustered tone as he unscrewed the doorknob before the administrator's aunt got completely angry.

The admin lady glanced up and down Kajii Keijiro, focusing on his foam-stained hair and wet yukata.

Maybe because she didn't see anything wrong, her tone slowed down a little, "What happened just now, why did you make such a big commotion?"

"I don't know, I'm taking a shower..." Kajii Keijiro said innocently.

The administrator's mother stared at Keijiro Kajii closely, "Just after the shock happened, I looked from the outside... Not to mention that all the windows of your house were broken, and the outer wall was also directly changed. Scorched black, you tell me you don't know about such a miserable appearance?"

You don't know who knows?There are so many families in this building, why did something happen to yours!

"I really don't know, I just woke up for less than an hour!" Kajii Keijiro was anxious.

Seeing Kajii Keijiro's unfeigned eagerness and magic, the administrator's aunt slowed down again, "Then you just woke up, why did you take a bath?"

"It's not what I want to wash..."

Kajii Keijiro scratched his hair in annoyance, and the complaints in his words seemed a little delicate, "I plan to add some bookshelves and books in the study room, and I plan to move the glassware I usually work from from the study room to the side sleeper... .”

"Probably because I haven't been to that room all this time, I accidentally slipped and fell when I was carrying some freshly mixed perfume there..."

"You also know that wearing too much perfume can be pungent, let alone mixing multiple unfinished perfumes at once..."

"It smells so good!" Kajii Keijiro waved his hand and made a look that he couldn't bear to recall, "It's because of this that I had to go back to the room to take a shower first, or I'll take a shower after I finish work. Isn't that beautiful?"

After finishing speaking, Kajii Jijiro put his hand under the administrator's nose. After the previous quick rinse, in order to make his impromptu excuse more real, he also mixed several perfumes and poured it on himself. body.

After hearing this, the administrator lady stared at Kijiro Kajii, as if she was considering whether what he said was true or not.

But when she sniffed her nose, she indeed smelled the mixed smell that hadn't been completely washed off from the other person, so she half-believed and chose to believe Kajii Keijiro's words.

"That's right, be careful next time..."

The administrator aunt said so, and then she spoke to Kajii Jiro: "I don't know who killed a thousand swords, put some things like firecrackers, and now the windowsill of your room and the outside walls are all covered It was blown apart and blackened."

"Now this season has not yet entered spring, it must be very cold at night. Let me remind you, it is best to prepare quickly."

"That's right, thank you, auntie, for your concern!" Kajii Keijiro nodded quickly after hearing this, and then gratefully grabbed the hand of the administrator.

Then he looked at the administrator's aunt with tears in his eyes, and said with an attitude that was more rigorous than entrusting him for life: "If possible, auntie, can you recommend me some decoration companies with a good reputation?"

"After all, I don't know much about this. If I go to find it myself, I might be deceived, so please come and help me, Auntie!"

"Forget it, forget it, it's all up to you..." Looking at Kijiro Kajii like this, the administrator aunt scratched her head with some headaches.

Then she took out her elderly phone, opened the notepad to prevent omissions, and told Kajii Keijiro all the names and contact information of the more reliable decoration companies she had known.

After recording and thanking, Kajii Keijiro looked at the administrator aunt who was fooled by him, and excitedly gave a thumbs up behind him...

Oh yeah~ done! ! !