How to put on the character of Wen Haozai in front of Buteizai

After a few people from outside had finished discussing, the rest of the people ran to the seventh floor hand in hand to find foreign aid, while Osamu Dazai followed behind Buteizai wearing his daytime clothes in a spirit form.

Room 301 is right here...

Wu Jingzai looked at the house number, took out the key assigned by someone outside, opened the door and walked in.

At the same time, Osamu Dazai in spirit form also floated through the wall to his room.

"Hey, didn't you say that you will come back at night..." How come you came back so early?

After hearing the sound of the door being opened, the middle-aged woman poked her head out from the kitchen, and saw the face of Wu Zhenzai.

Wu Zhenzai took off the shoes under his feet, and responded casually: "I used to play basketball well, but his girlfriend suddenly came to him to go shopping with him. I can't be a light bulb over there, right?!"

"I feel bored, so I'll come back first."

After listening to Butei Zaixia's attributive words, the middle-aged woman thought a little bit dumbfoundingly, so does this mean that she feels like a single dog being squeezed out by their young couple?

"In this case, why don't you find a girlfriend earlier and show me back?" The middle-aged woman suggested without hesitation.

Wu Jingzai sat down on the sofa, hugged the pillow next to him, turned around and lay down on it, and then said in a sad tone: "I also want to find a girlfriend~ But how can I find a girlfriend?" So easy!"

"You don't look ugly, it's just that you're a bit lazy and out of shape all day long..." the middle-aged woman complained without looking back, her words were extremely articulate.

But after all, she is her own child, and she was a little worried that she would really hurt someone, and she immediately remedied: "But it's not that troublesome, just change it..."

"Don't be lazy every day, be more diligent when talking to girls..."

"As long as this is the case, with your face, it's okay to trick a daughter-in-law back for me!"

"Mom—"

Wu Detective Zai turned his head after hearing this, and said aggrievedly: "In your eyes, is this the kind of person I am?"

"Hey, don't make trouble, I'm complimenting you for your good looks!" The middle-aged woman put on that kind of expression, "Just the way you hang out with those boys every day, people who don't know think that There is something wrong with your sexual orientation!"

Wu Zhenzai: You bully me qwq! ! !

Just when Takenzai was fighting and bickering with the middle-aged woman to erase his sense of alienation from the other party, an unusually clear "click" sound suddenly came from Dazai's room.

"What's the matter?" The middle-aged woman took off her apron and was about to go to Osamu Dazai's room to have a look.

Wu Jingzai got up suddenly, flashed at the door of the room at a speed that was almost invisible, and opened the door while ordering food to the middle-aged woman: "Anyway, I am close, let me take a look, Also, I want to eat shrimp crackers! The freshest kind!!”

"Okay, okay, whatever you want." The middle-aged woman said this, and then retreated into the kitchen.

Wu Zhenzai looked at the door of the room pretending to be mysterious for a while, then turned his head and shouted in the direction of the middle-aged woman: "It's okay, it's just that I forgot to close the window when I went out, and a cat passed through the tree trunk next to the window Just jumped in!"

After speaking, he looked at Osamu Dazai with a half-smile, as if he was expecting something.

Regarding Wu Zhenzai's performance, Dazai gave him a hard look, and then silently held revenge in his heart.

Very good very good, I remember!

"Meow~"

Although there are nine twists and turns in his heart, in order not to be dismantled by the middle-aged woman, Osamu Dazai can only choose to lie for Butei.

Is it a cat?

The middle-aged woman is a little bit ready to move, after all, no one really hates furry, but the concern for her own children still prevails, "The wild cat outside is not clean, don't let it come into the house casually!"

Whether it is the bacteria brought by wild cats outside, or the scratches and bites that may be caused by the wild and untrainable character of the cat itself, middle-aged women can only give up this rare temptation.

"Understood, I'll drive the cat away!" Wu Jingzai said, and after walking in, he closed the door of the room casually.

Seeing Buteizai after entering the door, Osamu Dazai reluctantly chose to cooperate with the other party's script, and then the two chased each other and made a lot of noise in the room. At the same time, Osamu Dazai screamed "meow meow" A few times.

After Takenzai closed the window, he fell on the bed with Dazaiji, and then shouted to the outside of the room: "I'm so tired, let's rest for a while now, and bring in the shrimp crackers after frying." Bar!"

"Okay, I see!" The middle-aged woman responded, and then concentrated on making snacks for her son.

At this time, Takenzai looked at the messy clothes on Dazai Osamu, and he propped himself up with a smile.

It is said that when a boyfriend buys clothes for his girlfriend, what he enjoys is the process of taking them off later.

So now the reverse is almost the same, it is also a kind of enjoyment to put on each other's clothes neatly one by one.

Takenzai first straightened the loose pants on Dazai Osamu's legs, and then unbuttoned all the shirt buttons, and then re-buttoned them one by one from the bottom.

Then he opened the bedside table, took out a pair of new socks that had not been worn, and put them on Dazai Osamu's feet.

When everything was done, he clapped his hands and sat up.

Well, it looks too clean and tidy now, it feels a little bit worse...

Takenzai looked at Osamu Dazai who was under him and thought so, then he put his arms around the other's waist, pulled up the duvet placed on the other side, and covered both of them inside.

Then he turned around a few times nimbly, letting the quilt tightly wrap Dazai Osamu and himself into a silkworm chrysalis.

That's it!

Thinking like this, Butei Zai bit Osamu Dazai's ear, and said in a low voice: "After all, I went out to play. After exercising, my body will be sweaty to some extent...It's fine after you wash it off, let's cover it It can be covered."

Osamu Dazai nodded, and then slipped into Buteizai's arms.

After all, they are two big men, and they are also very angry.

After waiting for more than ten minutes, the sweat was realized.

At this moment, Osamu Dazai could sense the sound of footsteps gradually coming from the living room to the room, so he simply and neatly chose to transform into a spirit body.

In just a few seconds, the middle-aged woman opened the door and walked in with a plate of fresh shrimp crackers with a smile.

"Son, the shrimp crackers you want!"

She put the plate on the desk, then turned her head to look at Wu Jingzai who had turned into a silkworm chrysalis, "Are you so cold?"

Wu Zhenzai got his head out of the quilt, and then blinked his eyes at the middle-aged woman.

"Cold? That's not..."

He shook his head quickly, and then explained: "It's more comfortable this way!"

"You..." The middle-aged woman shook her head helplessly.

How did I raise such a little slob? !

Just as Wu Zhenzai and the middle-aged woman were chatting about the world with questions and answers, Osamu Dazai Soul Edition had already floated to the door of Room [-].

He took the key out of his pocket and opened the door.

As soon as I entered the room, I saw that the door of my room was open, and my mother entered the room with a plate, and the fragrance of shrimp crackers was faintly wafting in the air.

Osamu Dazai, like all ordinary people who have been invaded in their private space, unbelievably yelled at the middle-aged woman who was also stunned in the room: "Mom, what are you doing?!"

Perhaps because he was shocked by the same voice outside as himself, Wu Zhenzai immediately threw down the quilt in his arms, and got off the bed barefoot.

"Who are you? Why did you come to my house?!" He looked at Osamu Dazai in shock, as if surprised by his appearance.

Probably irritated by this sentence, Osamu Dazai quickly slammed the door, strode into the room and grabbed Buteizai's collar, and asked loudly: "I should say this sentence! Who are you? Why are you in my house?! And why do you have the same face and voice as me!!!”

The performances of the two people are very real. With the same appearance, the same voice, and even the same clothes, the middle-aged woman can't tell which of the two is her son.

Although if it is really counted, no matter whether it is Butei Zai or Dazai Osamu, neither of them can be his child~

"Calm down..." the middle-aged woman begged.

It doesn't matter which one is true or not, but one of them must be his own child. If he is really hurt in this confrontation, it will be very distressing.

But after all, he is a male high school student. At this young and vigorous age, how could he be easily persuaded when he got angry?

So for the middle-aged women's advice, they acted in unison to stop the women who wanted to come forward, and then angrily pulled the other party's neckline and shouted: "Say, who are you? What's your purpose!"*2

......

After a series of fights, neither of them could prove their identity, because both people present could tell the intimate story between mother and child that they remembered.

So when they couldn't tell the difference between high and low, Osamu Dazai and Buteizai turned their heads in the direction of the middle-aged woman in tacit understanding, and asked in unison: "Mom, you are my mother, and you must be able to tell that I am the real Osamu Dazai." Bar!"

After all, he was saying his own name, whether it was Takenzai or Dazai Osamu, the words were so firm and natural.

The middle-aged woman who was always suffering because of her husband's cheating and betrayal, and the hard life of raising a child alone suddenly couldn't hold back.

She knelt on the ground weakly, covered her face with her hands and cried bitterly: "I don't know, I don't know!!!"

I can't tell the difference between these two, which one is the child who should be given all my love!

Perhaps thinking of something more frightening, she hugged her knees as if evading, and let out an unusually high-pitched whine.

The emotional breakdown was only for a split second, and with the vibration of the space, a black leather apron covered with bloodstains appeared.

The middle-aged woman stood where she was, suddenly raised her head and showed a nervous smile.

"Hahaha, hahaha!"

She laughed happily, and then staggered towards Osamu Dazai and Buteizai like zombies, "I remembered, I remembered, none of you are my children~"

"That child, she doesn't want to leave Dad, even if Dad has betrayed our mother and daughter..."

"So~so I chopped them into pieces of meat together!" The middle-aged woman's tone was extremely smooth, with a strange sense of cheering.

Looking at the middle-aged woman who was waving a kitchen knife at them, Buteizai and Dazai Osamu jumped to the side, one on the left and one on the right, and then ran away in the direction of the outside.

The middle-aged woman followed behind, shouting loudly like the bustards of those ancient brothels: "Don't go~ Don't you like my cooking the most?!"

Then why not stay and try it out for yourself!

The fluctuation of space shock is very obvious, at least in the eyes of professionals.

When Osamu Dazai and Takekenzai left Room [-], the masked man who noticed the shock had also reached the third floor.

"Quick, as long as we touch him, we can leave this ghost place!" Taken Zai put his arm on Dazai Osamu's shoulder and ordered quickly.

Osamu Dazai nodded, and then accelerated his running speed.

Perhaps because of hearing this sentence not far away, the middle-aged woman seemed to be stimulated, and the speed of the chase accelerated a lot.

This doesn't work, you'll be caught before you reach the stairs!

Dazai Osamu frowned after realizing this, and swung the black and red sickle that appeared out of thin air backwards with a wave of his left hand.

After all, it is a weapon that is accompanied by the soul. The sickle heart floats in mid-air at will, and then spins rapidly at a speed invisible to the naked eye.

The afterimages formed a fan, and the middle-aged woman was blocked at the other end of the corridor.

Osamu Dazai and Buteizai grabbed both sides of the masked man's shoulders from left to right, and at the same time, the masked man sang in a low voice in a language they couldn't understand at all.

The wind, rising out of thin air...

In the next second, the scene in their eyes changed.

Desolate and desolate, this is the street where everyone moved out three months later because something happened.

"You came out, nothing happened inside?"*N

Seeing Osamu Dazai and Buteizai who came out later, other people gathered around one after another.

Faced with such a passionate situation, even Osamu Dazai and Buteizai, who were so eloquent, managed to persuade others away after spending three inches of their tongues.

When everyone went back to their homes and looked for their mothers, Butai Zai patted the dust on his clothes, then turned around with a smile, and stretched out his hand to Osamu Dazai who was not far away: "I I'm here to take you home!"

Under the orange sunset, Butei Zai's usual smile was tinged with warmth.

"Well, okay, let's go home together."

Seeing Butei like this, Osamu Dazai felt as if his heart melted into a sticky rice cake.

The author has something to say: Since everyone doesn't like it, this dungeon will be passed quickly, and the next thing is the sweet love of Shuangzai, going on vacation *^_^*