How to put on the character of Wen Haozai in front of Buteizai

Although there was a little accident when they went out, the group of them finally arrived at the vegetable market safely.

"How about getting some grilled fish tonight?" When passing by the aquatic product store, Emiya looked at the fish swimming in the tank, and subconsciously nudged Cu Chulainn beside him with her elbow.

Cu Chulainn first jumped up on the spot, took a breath, and then hugged his stabbed waist with his teeth grinning.

Emiya, who found that the other party was acting like a monster again, crossed her arms and waited for Cu Chulainn's next move.

I didn't expect that I would be so obvious. Emiya, he was still not soft-hearted. Cu Chulainn put down his hand covering his waist as if nothing had happened.

Then he blinked the scarlet pupils, and yelled at the white-haired and brown-skinned young man aggrievedly: "You stabbed me, don't you feel guilty?!"

As he said this, his voice became louder and louder because of his confidence.

"Ah--"

Emiya sneered, and then plucked her fingers like playing a piano, "If this little thing can hurt you, a thick-skinned guy, then all the male high school students who are keen on sports will all go to the ICU Is hospitalised!"

When we first met, who was the person who was so hot with Arturia? !

Who was it that almost killed me with a single shot after I found out? !

Look at the muscles all over your body, if you don't have that condition, don't pretend to be weak here...

Even if the two Osamu Dazai next to you seem to be much more qualified than you, they are really weak, pitiful and helpless, and you are a bloody cow, so don't make troubles casually.

If you dare to put on a vest, then I will dare to lift it off for you!

"Can the strength of that group of male high school students compare to yours? Ten of them can't beat one of you..." Cu Chulainn remarked casually.

Emiya raised her eyebrows, then stepped forward and poked the tight muscle lines on Cu Chulainn's arm with her fingertips, "In terms of physical fitness, I can't compare to you..."

You are a spearman who has at least c in other statistics except for the relatively low luck. How dare you complain about me, the archer with the highest data that only reaches c?

Apologize to me for being as strong as you who reached the B level, otherwise I will definitely counterattack! ! !

"Who is different between us, it's all the same~"

Cu Chulainn put his arms around Emiya's shoulders, and brought him back to the fish stall, and then pointed at the swimming fish to change the subject: "Emiya, come and see, which fish is more suitable for grilling ?”

"Shouldn't this kind of thing be more suitable for you who once opened a fish shop..." Emiya retorted casually, and then followed Cu Chulainn's strength to move forward.

Seeing the two men fighting and fighting, Osamu Dazai leaned on Buteizai, and said in a tone of emotion while recalling: "For grilled fish, I cooked it once with chicken and stewed mushrooms. Here comes the fish..."

"Then what's the result?" Wu Zhenzai asked with a smile.

Osamu Dazai pouted, and then said unwillingly: "That chicken soup is delicious, and the grilled fish is also delicious..."

But I can't remember the specific taste, but the delicious feeling is still in my heart.

"It's just that the after-effects are a little troublesome, isn't it?" Wu Zhenzai answered tacitly, it seems that he in the parallel world is also a little kitchen expert in making magical dishes.

Osamu Dazai nodded, then slowly stretched out three fingers.

He turned his head to look at Wu Jingzai, and said calmly: "Three days, after eating those things, I lost my memory and fell into a coma for three whole days."

"Pfft-"

Takenzai pursed his lips and snickered, then raised his eyebrows at Osamu Dazai with a happy expression, "I made a pot of vitality stewed chicken soup earlier, I heard that after eating it, I will lose my memory for three days~"

What a coincidence, brother!

Osamu Dazai and Buteizai, who successfully faced each other, looked at each other, and then raised their palms in unison to slap each other.

"It's really good!!!"*2

Just when the two butchers were about to have an in-depth discussion on their cooking skills, a loud explosion from Emiya caught their attention.

It started with two king crabs in the tank fighting for unknown reasons, and then the battle between them became more and more intense until one of them slammed into the glass hard.

Originally, there was nothing wrong with this, after all, even a crab couldn't cause much damage.

But maybe because of the "blessing" of the "earthquake" that happened not long ago, the water tank itself has some cracks.

At the beginning, the shopkeeper wanted to wait until the new water tank arrived before replacing it, but he did not expect that an accident would happen before the new water tank arrived. The tip of the king crab's claws hit a crack in it At the very center, the water tank, which was not particularly strong in the first place, was torn apart and fell apart.

clap la la... clap la la...

Crabs, rich shrimps, sea cucumbers, fish... all kinds of aquatic products were scattered all over the floor.

The shopkeeper who saw this scene put the knife on the table directly, and then tried to find a way to reduce the loss.

Just when the shopkeeper was about to pounce to save the fish, he accidentally stepped on a banana peel on the ground. The banana peel was suspended in the air along the force and collided with the ejected glass, swiping and changing the forward route... ..

clatter--

When the sound sounded, the glass hit the handle of the knife on the table, and then the knife flew out of nowhere and stabbed towards Cu Chulainn and Emiya.

"Emiya, be careful!" Cu Chulainn exclaimed.

At this moment, the blue-haired young man grabbed Emiya's left shoulder, pulled him in his direction and at the same time led him to the ground, narrowly dodging the attacking knife.

Afterwards, Emiya patted his chest with an uncertain expression. Although a heroic spirit would not die from a physical attack, it didn't mean that he was happy to perform a magic trick to escape death in public.

Is it not good to be a cautious person?

Maybe when I hang on, I will go to heaven!

Looking at the two people who bought fish beans over there, they found that the other party didn't seem to lose their lives because of these reasons, so Osamu Dazai greeted them and took Buteizai away, intending to see the other side. vegetable.

They stopped in front of a stall, Takenzai picked up the green and red peppers and weighed them, turned his head and complained to Osamu Dazai: "It was really dangerous over there just now, if you change it to someone who is not so agile , it might just disappear!"

Osamu Dazai nodded, and then took out the lotus root that was placed in the water to observe the freshness of its section.

"Ah, ah, that's luck after all..." Osamu Dazai responded casually, and then handed the lotus root in his hand to Buteizai, waiting for the next step to be weighed together.

Then he turned his head and said in a joking tone that is often used when joking: "If you are playing games, it is the debuff that will definitely bring bad luck when you go out every day. Do you believe that the characters they worked so hard to raise die so many times a day? ~"

Tsk tsk tsk, if you think about it this way, it's really miserable...

Wu Zhenzai thought about it, and then found that there was another movement from the corner on the other side of the vegetable market...

"Come and help, there was a car accident!!!" Someone shouted.

Um......? !

Dazai Osamu and Buteizai looked at each other, then quickly checked out and ran over.

If I remember correctly, it seems to be the direction of the fish shop...

Regardless of whether it has anything to do with them or not, I have to admit that today is really a disaster!

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This is a sealed, dark room with all light locked.

There were three people sitting side by side on chairs, flipping through the records in their hands while looking at the nervous blond youth opposite.

After reading for a while, they closed the book, and then asked the pedestrian Ayatsuji: "Pedestrian, please tell us why you ran out today?"

Although in order to keep the A-level disaster-capable people detained under their name from having psychological problems, they would occasionally relax the control and let those people sneak out to see the outside world with their subordinates.

But this is only a secret consensus, and it is impossible to directly get it to the surface, so after that, it is still necessary to carry out several basic psychological records.

After all, such a big killer can't be learned badly!

"I went to meet someone..." Ayatsuji Xingren leaned back in his chair relaxedly, and said these words with his eyes half-closed.

The three people who heard this became interested and sat up a little bit, "What do you mean? Why do you want to meet that person...?"

"I want him to be my..."

Ayatsuji pedestrians were silent for a while, and then spoke quickly: "Surveillance officer...partner...? Forget it, no matter how you arrange it, I want that person to follow me around..."

The other three looked at each other in blank dismay, hinting at each other for a long time with their eyes.

"It's okay..." One of them said so, coughed twice, and planned to pick up the phone.

At this time, Ayatsuji pedestrians spoke.

He leaned on the table in boredom, and then pierced it with sharp eyes, "Throw away all the thoughts in your mind, if you follow your usual course of action, it is absolutely impossible..."

The three people on the other side were extremely embarrassed this time, and they didn't know what to say on this occasion.

"Why do you say that...?"

Finally, they asked softly: "You should know that the power of the country is strong..."

Even if it is a dangerous super A-level ability user, can't he just be locked up in the seventh institution in peace?

"It's different..."

Ayatsuji pedestrians shook their heads and then shrugged helplessly, as if amused by their obtuseness: "That person is different... Forget it, let's put it this way——If it's that guy, As long as there is no transcendence..."

"No, it should be said that as long as the surpasser is less than double digits, then I don't recommend you to provoke each other..."

"Otherwise, you will die miserably!"

The author has something to say: the previous natural disasters and man-made disasters were obviously caused by Ayatsuji Pedestrian's ability, and now the power is relatively small because it just happened.

In fact, I have wanted to write this for a long time. The death detective shows his power, but because the target is a heroic spirit, he can't die.

However, because I can't write about the case that Ayatsuji Xingren took over Chaldea, I can only modify his ability magically, which is similar to that as long as Ayatsuji Xingren sees that the other party has directly caused a human life, then the ability will start.