How to put on the character of Wen Haozai in front of Buteizai

Now that the time is not as tense as before, Dazai Osamu did not urge Buteizai to set off as soon as possible, but teamed up with the other party to launch a big deception technique against Nakahara Chuya.

And what about Zhongyuan Zhongye~

Even though he knew that the words spoken by Osamu Dazai and Butei Osamu had a lot of moisture, but who made him really interested in the things they said, so he could only reluctantly nod in agreement with Osamu Dazai's statement. invitation.

After they arrived at the port and completed the security check, when they walked up the elevator stairs, they saw Ranpo Edogawa sitting on the deck with Akiko Yosano and eating dessert.

"Yo, Dazai, you guys are here~"

Edogawa Ranpo, who was hiding under the parasol, took off his hat rarely, and smiled and waved in the direction of the boarding port.

Then he turned around and pointed to the glass door on the right rear, then turned to Osamu Dazai and the others and said, "There is a registration desk over the hall, and the big sister there gets the key to the room!"

"Thanks, Luanbu."

After hearing this, Dazai Osamu thanked Edogawa Ranpo, and when passing by, he took two small cakes from the plate in front of the other party.

One piece for myself, one piece for Wu Zhenzai...

They were so anxious to pack up and go out that they didn't even have breakfast.

Sitting in the seat properly, Edogawa Ranpo was shocked by two people who fell from the sky and snatched the small cake.

Then he stood up from his seat with a "swish", and protested loudly to Dazai Osamu: "This is Ranpo-sama's little cake! I can't even eat Akiko..."

How dare you, how dare you grab Lord Ranpo's cake? !

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"Isn't it just a small cake~"

Dazai Osamu ruffled Edogawa Ranpo's hair with a smile, then snapped his fingers with his left hand, and the red rose that he picked off when he passed the flower bed earlier appeared directly in front of Edogawa Ranpo.

Edogawa Ranpo took the rose, and kept muttering: "I'm so dishonest! How can such flowers that can be seen everywhere make up for Lord Ranpo's broken heart because of the loss of the little cake. …”

"I know, this is certainly not as good as the little cake~" Dazai Osamu said with a smile, and then covered the sky above the rose flower with his hands.

clang clang clang! ! !

Dazai Osamu chanted a spell in a low voice, and then suddenly opened his hands, showing a small bag of rose-flavored jelly in Edogawa Ranpo's hand instead of rose flowers.

Well, the dessert shop next door to the detective agency only sells twenty bags of rare candies every Thursday.

Seeing this, Edogawa Ranpo opened his eyes in surprise, unwrapped the candy and stuffed it into his mouth happily, and then small flowers appeared around him happily.

He turned his head to look at Osamu Dazai, and said cheerfully: "You are so kind, Dazai, I will bring some for Ranpo-sama next time~" Then he looked down at the small cake on the table, and pushed the whole plate towards Osamu Dazai Passed over, "You want to eat cake, right? Here you go, all of these are for you!"

Ranpo-sama wants more fudge~

Edogawa Ranpo raised his head at a 45-degree angle, and then stared at Osamu Dazai with "pikapika" eyes.

Osamu Dazai held his forehead helplessly, and pushed those small cakes back in front of Ranpo Edogawa.

"I have this bag of fudge because the owner of the store saw the desserts made by Emiya yesterday, so he got the recipe with a sly face, and then sent a copy of these limited edition special candies as a thank you.. ...." So that's all there is to it, there's nothing more I want!

Edogawa sighed in dismay, and seemed to be able to see the crazy swaying tail behind him suddenly drooping down.

At this time, he was in the mood to put his gaze on other people, and then he glanced at Nakahara Chuya, and then turned his head to Dazai Osamu and Buteizai as if he had discovered some big secret.

"Dazai, Ranpo-sama seems to have discovered something extraordinary~" He half-closed his eyes, and stretched out his hand to Dazai, "If you don't give Ranpo-sama enough hush money, be careful! Bu-sama reveal everything!"

After hearing this, Osamu Dazai touched his pocket exaggeratedly, and then unfolded it all in front of Edogawa Ranpo.

"But now I really have nothing~"

Osamu Dazai, who was empty inside, shrugged indifferently, "So if you have any secrets, just tell them!"

I'm also very curious, what is the incredible thing you said.

Edogawa ran his hands crossed his chest and turned his head "hum", then put his thumbs and index fingers together, made a trumpet-like gesture and shouted to Nakahara Nakaya next to him: "It's cool! Mr. Hat, you have been fooled by these two guys!"

"Ah?!" Nakahara Chuya exclaimed, then clenched his fists and looked at Osamu Dazai and Buteizai.

Even though he is often on business trips, he has heard of the name of Edogawa Ranpo, the most famous detective in Japan.

I was brought here by information related to the gods, but it turned out to be a fool?

Osamu Dazai turned his head to look at Nakahara Chuya, and said confidently: "Chuya, don't listen to Ranpo's nonsense, I have additional information channels, and there is indeed a god sleeping on that small island."

"You're stealing concepts..."

Before Zhongyuan Zhong could tell the truth from the fake, Edogawa Ranpo directly dismantled the stage: "It is indeed mentioned in the information that there may be a sleeping god on that small island, but for so many years, only a few have been missing every year. People, the scope of doing things is not even comparable to the previous orphanage... Even if there is a so-called god, it is very likely that it is restricted for unknown reasons!"

"So even if you ran over excitedly, the possibility of successfully getting the truth you want to know is not very high!"

Almost zero~

There are heretics in the orphanage, whose purpose is to support the mythical creatures subordinate to the gods, but even this is bigger than Kojima's.

If the gods of the islands were awake and alive, it would be impossible to outshine the mythical creatures.

"Da Zai—" Zhong Yuan Zhong also roared.

Hearing this, how could he not know it? You must know that Wu Xingzai often used these language traps when he was partnering with him.

So things are very likely to be as Edogawa Ranpo said, I guess I was covered by the tiger's skin by Dazai Osamu.

Not to mention not getting the desired goal, ten, one, eight or nine have to work for him for nothing!

Osamu Dazai dragged Buteizai and ran away, his voice wobbled from the front: "I didn't lie, there is indeed relevant information over there..."

But it depends on whether you can find it.

"And no matter how small the possibility is, it's still a possibility. It's better than just wasting time without even a goal, right?!" Osamu Dazai's tone was very innocent, as if he was really completely innocent. Kindness.

la la la la ~

I heard that Mr. Mori plans to get involved in the fresh goods from Italy recently, and may send Zhongya Zhongya abroad...

In this way, Mr. Mori's plan was broken, and a certain slimy slug was given to work for himself...

Beautiful~ Beautiful!

Bastard mackerel...

Nakahara also stopped in his tracks, clenched his fists and looked at Osamu Dazai viciously.

Damn, what he said seems to be right...

After Osamu Dazai led Butanzai into the glass door, a hall appeared in front of him.

The innermost one is a service desk, and a girl with a single ponytail is sitting inside.

The girl saw the three people walking in, and put a polite smile on her face: "Hello, you are the tourists who are going to land on the island next, right? Now make a registration here, about the cruise ship tonight Room allocation..."

"Can you let me see which rooms are still available?" Wu Zhenzai stepped forward and said with a charming smile.

The staff member nodded, and then took out a list from the side, "This is the current room allocation situation."

On the list was a floor plan marked the second floor. The upper right and lower left corners were the spa and gym respectively. Ten of the remaining nineteen rooms had been occupied.

"How about 215?"

Wu Jingzai put his fingers on one of the rooms, which was not far from the elevator.

Osamu Dazai glanced at it, then nodded indifferently: "It's up to you."

After hearing this, Duwu Detective Zai turned his head to look at the staff, and then said with a smile: "Then, Miss, my brother and I live in room 215, please register for us."

"Are you sure? There are still many vacant rooms!" The staff confirmed again.

Wu Zhenzai nodded affirmatively, and said righteously: "Even if you come out to play, you can't let go of your own job. Our two brothers still have work to do at night!"

"Okay." Said Wu Jingzai, the staff naturally did not continue to persuade.

After listening to Butei Zaiji's upright words, Nakahara Nakaya looked at him with disdainful eyes while turning his head and gave a disdainful "cut".

If it wasn't for bumping into the scene before and knowing the real relationship between the two of you, maybe you would really believe your nonsense.

In addition, since when did Osamu Dazai seriously do his job?

Even if you want to talk nonsense, please pay attention to the basic law, and apologize to my partner who has been cheated by you for several years and those subordinates who keep cleaning up the mess for you! ! !

After getting the key to the room, Osamu Dazai turned his head to look at Chuya Nakahara, who was registering, and said in a joking tone: "Uneducated little slug, according to your temperament, you will definitely not remember to prepare a travel guide in advance. Here There just happens to be a young lady who can ask you for advice~"

Maybe you can hook up again and again, and then end your virginity. Male body!

"Can this be my fault?!"

Nakahara Chuya jumped, "If you hadn't pulled me here when we set off, I would have done all the strategies!"

The author has something to say: I thought it would be too late, but the update speed is surprisingly fast today? !