How to put on the character of Wen Haozai in front of Buteizai

Today is the third day they have been to the island, and what happened on the first night is still vivid in their minds.

But after all, it's on other people's territory, and it's impossible to say anything about harming the master casually, so no matter how confused other people are, Osamu Dazai insists on his mysticism.

"As planned before, let's go to the plain for a picnic this afternoon!" At 35:[-] in the morning, everyone gathered in Fukuzawa Yukichi's room.

Yosano Akiko suddenly turned her head to look at Izumi Kyoka, and then straightened her hair, "Xiao Kyoka, I think you will be riding a horse at the racetrack, and your kimono will be inconvenient to wear... Wait a minute After lunch, I will accompany you to the store to buy some sportswear."

"Okay, sister Akiko." Quan Jinghua nodded lightly, and then tugged at Atsushi Nakajima's sleeve.

Atsushi Nakajima, who was feeding Mingzi some snacks, felt his sleeves tighten, and then turned his head to look over, "What's wrong? Kyoka..."

Quan Jinghua pursed her lips, her eyes flickered and said: "A Dun, you can go with me later, just in time to change Mingzi into a new dress." After speaking, she looked at the white-haired girl and got it The other party had a bright smile.

Quan Jinghua, who has never been good at dealing with other people's kindness, blushed slightly, and then imitated Atsushi Nakajima's movements, feeding the little girl snacks.

After listening to this episode, Atsushi Nakajima looked down at Mingzi, and after getting the approval of the other party, he happily agreed to Izumi Jinghua's proposal.

After watching them finish their discussion, Yosano Akiko turned to look at Fukuzawa Yukichi, and said, "I'll take a few younger ones out first, and I won't be with you guys..."

"Do you need us to wait for you?" Kunikida Doppo pushed his glasses.

After all, apart from Yosano Akiko, this is a group of children.As a teacher, if I can't watch their every move and make sure they are safe, I will feel uneasy.

Maybe this is the mother's nature? !

Yosano Akiko shook her head and refused: "No need, we are not the kind of weak people who can't protect themselves..." Then she paused, and said under Kunikida Doppo's disapproving eyes : "It's a big deal, let's turn on the location of the mobile phone, and follow the location to find you directly after buying."

"makes sense......"

Kunikida Doppo nodded, and then ordered: "Be careful when taking people out to play. After all, Mingzi is still young, and it's not fun to get lost."

"Understood, don't you worry about me?!" Yosano Akiko raised his eyebrows, and then went out for dinner with a few younger ones.

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After being separated from Yosano Akiko and the others, the remaining few people directly ate a regular meal provided by the hotel in the room, and then took the sightseeing bus to the plain.

After about half an hour, they successfully arrived at the racetrack.

This is a yurt that looks somewhat similar to a tent. They provided basic identity information and paid a deposit, and then followed the staff to the horse gallery on the other side to choose their favorite horses.

If the racecourse as a plain stretches as far as the eye can see, then this horse gallery, which is only [-] square meters, looks much inferior in comparison, even though it is not so narrow in terms of size.

Kunikida Doppo took a fancy to a group of maroon horses, he walked in cautiously and gently stroked the necks and backs of the horses.

After confirming that the foal did not show much dislike for this, he turned his head and said to the staff on the side: "Then I will choose this batch of horses, and help me to register..."

Before he could finish his sentence, he heard a violent sneeze from behind him.

At the same time, a cold wind blew across its neck, and it felt some wet liquid covering its skin.

It turned out that the pony was picked up by Kunikida Doppo's pigtails, and couldn't help but sneezed.

Before Kunikida Doppo could react, he saw Buteizai holding his stomach with a distorted expression on the opposite side, and then "Hahaha!" laughter came out together.

If it wasn't for the dirtiness of the ground here, he probably would have rolled around a few times on the spot.

Osamu Dazai, who was also picking a horse, saw Butanzai's reaction, sighed helplessly, then walked over and patted the opponent's back with his hand to prevent Butanzai from choking on his saliva due to his excessive smile.

Then he looked up at Kunikida Doppo again, and said in an apologetic tone: "I'm sorry, Kunikida-kun, Dazai didn't do it on purpose..."

"No, I did it on purpose!" Takenzai retorted immediately, then lay powerlessly in Dazai's arms, and continued to laugh loudly, "Kunikida-kun, what happened to you is so funny ..."

People have to smile.

No, no... This is the customer, the customer is God, we have to respect him...

Although the staff on the side also wanted to laugh, but his professional attitude made him hold back his smile, and then took out the towel he was carrying with him from his pocket.

"I'm really sorry..."

The staff said skillfully, and then wiped off the saliva on Kunikida Doppo's body, "If necessary, we can wash this coat for you, and then dry it with a heater."

After hearing this, Kunikida Doppo took off his coat and handed it to the staff, "Then I will trouble you."

"No, this time it's our fault..."

The staff said in a modest tone, and then glanced at the time on the watch, "It will take about an hour and a half to ensure that the clothes are completely dried. Do you want us to send them directly? Or leave them at the counter first, and wait Take it with you when you leave?"

"Let's leave it at the counter first..." We are not in a hurry anyway.

Before Kunikida Doppo finished speaking, the giggling laughter sounded again, this time the voice was much louder than before.

The veins on Kunikida Doppo's forehead were throbbing when the first sentence was interrupted, then he turned his head and said impatiently: "You guys are..." What are you doing?

Kunikida Doppo's second words were interrupted again, but this time he took the initiative.

Kunikida Doppo suddenly opened his eyes wide, looking completely shocked.

This......

It was Dazai Osamu who had his eyes fixed on him, the brown-haired young man was not as energetic as before.Instead, he hugged his head with tears in his eyes, and looked as if he was going to commit suicide if he was ashamed to see anyone.

It turned out that when Wu Zhenzai was comforted earlier, maybe God didn't want him to show affection, so he felt his hair roots tighten when he patted it, and then the scalp on the top of his head became cold...

When he came back to his senses and realized that he had to turn his head to look at the situation, he saw that the horse he had been eyeing earlier was slowly pacing behind him at some point, and then chewed like it was eating grass. with his own hair.

That wanton look, not to mention how leisurely it is.

Yeah, it's pretty bald...

At this time, Osamu Dazai obviously hadn't reacted yet, he stared blankly at the pony who was chewing and the brown hair tail in the opponent's mouth.

Then suddenly there was a howl of "嗤", and he quickly jumped in front of the pony, stretched out his hand and opened the opponent's mouth to grab back the circle of hair.

"How could you..."

He said sobbingly, and then increased the strength in his hand, "I raised it with great difficulty, give it back to me!"

It's too much, in this case, wouldn't I be the only bald Osamu Dazai in all parallel worlds? !

No, I don't want such a future! ! !

Everyone laughed at this moment, and even Fukuzawa Yukichi, who was always serious, couldn't help but put his sleeves in front of his face.This is not the worst, the worst one should be Buteizai who is also Osamu Dazai.

Wu Jingzai has no empathy for the same person at all, and he smiles even more frantically. It can be said from his expression that we can see how gloating the other party is.

"How could you do this, it's too much..." Osamu Dazai, who had finally snatched back his hair, looked downcastly, and he didn't even have the thought of covering the top of his head to deceive himself.

This kind of performance can be said to be a big grievance.

Butanzai laughed until he was on the ground, got up and patted off the dust on the hem of his clothes, then leaned into his ear and said softly: "What should I do? I think I will remember your current appearance when I see you in the future. What are you interested in then? It's all gone..."

After hearing this, Osamu Dazai looked at Buteizai sadly, then gritted his teeth and said, "It's okay, I just have it!"

The poor staff had just obtained Kunikida Doppo's understanding, and another incident happened here.

He wiped off the sweat from his face, then took the hat off his head, and put it directly on Osamu Dazai's head.

"Sorry, sorry, this is our problem!" He bowed again and again, his tone flustered and anxious.

Osamu Dazai subconsciously wanted to take off a hat, but thought of the scene after taking it off, he still stopped his hands.

But this does not mean that this matter is over, Osamu Dazai first muttered in dissatisfaction, "I don't want a hat worn by another man...", and then seemed to be the culprit who suddenly remembered this matter The culprit turned his head and stared fiercely at the ignorant pony with a murderous gaze.

fine you are fine...

It is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, I will remember this matter! ! !

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The staff was ignored like this, but he still 'dare not' to get up, after all this time it was really a big mess.

This is not the kind of joke that can be passed by changing clothes after being sprayed all over, this time it can be said to completely hurt people's self-esteem.

There is a saying - "The head can be broken, the blood can flow, but the hairstyle can't be messed up"*

From then on, we can see the importance of hair, and their horses directly ate the hair on the top of the head, turning a good handsome guy into a living Mediterranean...

The feud is on the rise!

The staff thought like this, and then thought bitterly...

How can this matter pass? !

"Can this horse be sold?" Osamu Dazai said, and then took out a bank card.

The staff member wiped his sweat, and then said in embarrassment: "Although these are not very expensive horses, they are also carefully raised by us..."

Osamu Dazai stared at the staff with crooked eyebrows, black mud flowing in his eyes.

"Although this incident has never happened before, I can go to the higher-ups to ask! After all, this is a private racecourse, so I need to report to the boss in advance..." The staff was startled, and then changed their tone immediately.

Osamu Dazai nodded in satisfaction, and then said to the staff: "Then I will wait for your good news..."

"It's extremely, it's extremely, of course!" the staff said reluctantly.

There is nothing to say about the following process. After everyone selected and registered the horses, they left the stable with the horses they selected.

After they rode away, it was confirmed that Osamu Dazai, who was invisible to others, adjusted his spirit body and promoted the growth of hair.Then he took off the hat on his head, and shook the top of his head, which was still as lush as before.

Well, I'm still the most handsome~

What is baldness? !

Takenzai glanced at Osamu Dazai, who was taking a selfie in the mirror, and rode his horse parallel to him, then looked at the colt under Osamu Dazai and asked loudly, "Xiuji, what do you plan to do with this horse?"

All of a sudden, the ears of the others also pricked up.

"What else can I do?!"

Osamu Dazai smiled, and then patted the pony's head with a murderous look: "Of course I will repay him in the same way..."

Hmph, since I am bald today, then you will be bald for the rest of your life! ! !

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The author has something to say: When I was writing the article, I suddenly thought of Mr. Mori's hairline, and then I thought, a family (teacher and apprentice) should always be neat and tidy!

But neither Dazai nor Buteizai is the leader. Under the premise of fishing, there is no prerequisite for the hairline to move, so it can only be artificial (·_·)??

It happened to be written on the racecourse side, and I decided to take materials from the scene and directly cast one out of two and let one of you randomly choose the Mediterranean~

I didn't expect such a coincidence to vote directly for Dazai, so...

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