How to put on the character of Wen Haozai in front of Buteizai

Although a few of them quarreled over whether to enter this cave or not, but after they arrived at the entrance of the cave, under Edogawa Ranpo's banging, they still chose to enter the cave according to Wu Zhenzai's suggestion. explore.

On the surface, it looks like an ordinary cave - a dark cave with gusts of wind, a few bottomless forks, and some strange-looking stones...

"Ranpo, why do you want to come in?" Looking at this seemingly ordinary cave, Kunikida Doppo pushed his glasses in doubt.

He really couldn't figure out what was so special about this place, whether it was Buteizai or Edogawa Ranpo, they all clamored to come here to explore.

Edogawa Ranpo was humming a tune in front. Although his sense of direction was not very good, it did not prevent him from leading the way.

After listening to Kunikida Doppo's words, he elongated his tone of voice: "Why on earth~" Then he turned around, squinted his eyes with a smile, "Didn't you really find out? The entrance of the cave is so clean ..."

Too clean...? !

Zhong Yuanzhong also blinked in confusion, and then began to recall based on the memories in his mind - the mountain peaks hidden behind the bushes, the rugged and narrow stone cave entrance...

Nothing special!

"So a little slug is just a little slug, born without the accessory of a brain!" Wu Jingzai said lazily with his hands in his pockets.

After hearing this, Nakahara Chuya subconsciously wanted to explode, and then he saw Dazai Osamu and other members of the Armed Detective Agency looking at him with similar expressions.

Wait, can't you? !

Central Plains also had a bad premonition, he said to them with a stiff expression: "Don't you all know?"

Miyazawa Kenji naturally tilted his head, and then pointed at himself. "Are you asking me?" He said something like this, and then raised his eyebrows with a smile, "Everyone in the countryside usually cleans like that when they go to the fields!"

Although Tanizaki Junichiro didn't notice it at first, his sister is a delicate girl after all, and she gave him a hint after she found out.

"Naomi told me..." The young man with the same hair color scratched the back of his head embarrassingly.

Kunikida Doppo, he has always been the one in the Armed Detective Agency who likes an orderly environment the most, so when he listened to Edogawa Ranpo's reminder, he naturally thought of the truth after a little recollection.

Nakahara Chuya: Damn, ruthless! ! !

Hong Kong Hei's Gravity Envoy has never thought about such a situation, and now it seems that he is really the one with the worst brain among the people present as Wu Zhenzai said...

But I don't want to admit this result!Zhong Yuanzhong also thought of it sadly and indignantly.

While they were chatting, several people walked deeper and deeper, stepping through several forked holes without knowing it.

No one noticed that there was a pair of pupils shining with green light watching them in the hidden darkness, and then they slowly caught up with silent steps.

After another half a minute, Atsushi Nakajima stopped as if he had noticed something, and then looked back inexplicably.

Nakahara, who was standing next to him, also noticed this, and patted Atsushi Nakajima on the shoulder carelessly, "Little devil, what's wrong with you?!"

Atsushi Nakajima shook his head silently, and then took another look at the place they had just passed by.

"I always feel that something is following us..." He muttered to himself, and then refuted himself with a smile: "How is this possible? It's probably an illusion..."

But before Atsushi Nakajima finished speaking, he saw a white shadow suddenly rushing over from the place he just looked at, and rushed towards Osamu Dazai who was standing with Buteizai.

"Mr. Dazai, be careful!!!" Atsushi Nakajima shouted loudly with his pupils constricted.

The two Dazai standing together heard Nakajima Atsushi's words, and then took advantage of the situation to separate and hide on both sides.

Butan Zai, who was dodging to the left, was lucky, he was not regarded as the target of the white shadow, so he dodged quickly.

But Osamu Dazai who was with him was not so lucky. Although he dodged quickly, the speed of the white shadow that rushed over was even faster.

Although he rolled in embarrassment to avoid the attack towards the heart, Shirokage's sharp claws still grabbed Osamu Dazai fiercely.

No, not on the body, to be precise, the pair of claws hooked the curly brown hair on the left side of Osamu Dazai, and then pulled it down violently.

So the victim Osamu Dazai only felt a pain in his scalp, and then some familiar feeling of wind blowing his scalp and cooling happened to him again.

It's just that this time is more unlucky than the last time, because the hair was eaten last time.So although he is bald, there is still a short spot of scalp left.

But what happened this time was different. That piece of his hair was pulled off abruptly, so there was still a trace of blood at the end of the captive hair.

At this time, Osamu Dazai finally saw Shirokage's whole body. It was a huge, ferocious white tiger estimated to be nearly ten meters long.

...! ! !

Osamu Dazai touched his smooth scalp, then smelled the bloody smell on his head, and then looked at the white tiger with a ferocious expression.

One by one, each one is endless, right? !

What the hell did I do?Why are all of them having trouble with my hair! ! !

He mobilized his own soul, and while replenishing the scalp, he manifested a black and red sickle, and then ran towards the white tiger with the sickle in hand.

bang-

The white tiger bounced lightly to avoid Dazai Osamu's angry blow, then turned his head and looked down at Dazai Osamu with disdain from a high place.

Ha ha! ! !

Seeing this, Osamu Dazai launched an attack again, and the sound of the sickle and the rock hitting together was continuous.

Seeing Osamu Dazai with a ferocious expression, Atsushi Nakajima and Nakahara Nakaya looked at each other in blank dismay, and then rushed forward at the same time.

Atsushi Nakajima transformed into a tiger claw to block the white tiger's only path, and then swung a fierce claw while jumping upwards.

Baihu slipped his feet and lay down on the ground and passed under Atsushi Nakajima, then turned his head and let out a provocative "Aw~".

Looking at the white tiger who needed to be beaten like this, Atsushi Nakajima shouted anxiously to Zhongya Zhongya who was blocking him not far away: "Mr. Zhongyuan!" Hit it!Hit it fast! !This guy owes so much! ! !

"Understood!" Zhongyuan Zhong also smiled madly, jumped up while responding, and then kicked Baihu's head fiercely.

Baihu looked at Chuya Zhongya's movements, a trace of contempt flashed quickly in his eyes, and then he continued to move forward without hiding.

In the next second, there was a clicking sound.

The tiger let out a cry of pain, "Aww—" and then lay on the ground with its limbs spread out.

Osamu Dazai followed behind, and directly inserted the sickle into the back leg of the white tiger.

Atsushi Nakajima knocked the white tiger unconscious with one paw, then turned to Osamu Dazai and asked, "Mr. Dazai, what are you going to do with this tiger?"

"How to deal with...?"

Osamu Dazai gave a distorted smile, pulled out the sickle neatly and cut off the fur of the white tiger's head, "I've said it before, treat him in the same way!"

Then he walked up to Kunikida Doppo and made a request to him: "Kunikida-kun, can you provide me with a freezing point semiconductor laser hair removal device?"

Kunikida Doppo: Ah...? !

"What are you doing? My abilities are not for you to play around with!" Kunikida Doppo pushed his eyes and said.

Osamu Dazai smiled, as warm as the warm spring breeze, "Of course I won't let you provide it for nothing. I will take good care of Dazai-kun in the next week and not let him disturb your schedule."

Wu Jingzai: Hey!Shouldn't you get my consent for using me as a bet? !

Oops, a little heartbroken...

Leaving aside what Buteizai thought about this, Kunikida Doppo was moved anyway.He picked up a pen to write and draw on the notebook, and the instrument requested by Osamu Dazai appeared directly in front of him in the next second.

"Take it! Remember to use it properly..." The young man with blond chestnut hair handed the instrument to Dazai Osamu, with a serious look as if he was entrusting something important.

Osamu Dazai took the instrument, and smiled evilly like a witch in a fairy tale movie.

Hehehe, little tiger, here I come! ! !

He quickly jumped up, sat on the back of the white tiger and began to perform hair loss surgery for him.

After less than half an hour, Osamu Dazai finished the operation contentedly, then got up and left Baihu.

Everyone looked at the bald spot on the top of the white tiger's head, and couldn't help but feel sad for it-miserable, too miserable!The top of the head has been cleaned up, so I don't want to find a suitable girlfriend in the future.

Then they watched Osamu Dazai clap his hands happily, then took out a syringe from his pocket, and injected the green unknown liquid directly into Baihu's body.

Takenzai was very curious watching Osamu Dazai's actions, then patted Osamu Dazai on the shoulder and asked, "Xiuji, what is this?"

"This is..."

Dazai Osamu waved the syringe in his hand with a smile, and then said with honor: "This is my friend's latest invention. It can leave corresponding marks after being injected into the body of a creature, and then it will become a space jumping device." Specific coordinates..."

Speaking of this, his complexion darkened, and he added sullenly: "How can the bald man's hatred be understood so quickly? I have always believed in the saying 'I will not offend anyone if I am not offended, and I will pay back a hundred times if I am offended'... ..."

So, how is one or two times enough?Naturally, it will take a long time to go on!

"So how many times do you plan to do it?" Butan Zai arched Dazai Osamu's shoulder, and asked in a wicked way.

Osamu Dazai's eyebrows and eyes were crooked, and he looked extremely innocent, "Does this need to be said? Naturally, it is a full set of six times~"

The faces of the others changed after hearing Dazai Osamu's words.

Ruthless, really ruthless...

You must know that after going down for three times, it will be almost completely taken off, and after going down for six times, there will be no possibility of recovery.

Osamu Dazai wants this white tiger to be a permanent bald white tiger! ! !

The author has something to say: double the baldness, double the happiness