How to put on the character of Wen Haozai in front of Buteizai

When Osamu Dazai and Buteizai came out of the forest, they saw the black cat lowering its head and biting the goldtail Yukichi Fukuzawa handed him.

Leaving aside the expression of the black cat who was tasting delicious food, just Fukuzawa Yukichi, his usual serious face completely collapsed.

cat, i have a cat...

For the first time in my life, a cat actually approached me...

This life is worth it! ! !

His cheeks were slightly flushed, and he looked at the black cat with a kind of loving pleasure.

Seeing Fukuzawa Yukichi, the eyes of the white cat leading the way lit up, and it jumped over with brisk steps.

"Meow~"

He rubbed a few layers around Fukuzawa Yukichi's feet, and then coquettishly said in a sweet tone that almost killed people: "I want to eat this fish too~ I want to eat this fish~"

Hearing this, Fukuzawa Yukichi's eyes were ignited with fighting spirit, and with a slight push of his left hand, he pulled out the handle of the knife from his waist.

It's acting like a baby...it's acting like a baby...it's playing with me!

Fuck, don't be a fish, even if it takes my life, I'll give it to you!

"Excuse me, didn't you say you're going back?!" Osamu Dazai, who was watching the scene, was extremely upset, and used the excuse of going back to disturb their alone time, but now that they came out, they wanted to fish and feed the cats?

How can there be such a cheap thing in this world? !

Seeing Dazai Osamu's uneasy expression, the white cat quickly climbed up while grabbing Fukuzawa Yukichi's bathrobe, stood on the other's shoulder and flicked its big fluffy tail gracefully.

It first meowed loudly, then blinked its big round eyes, "The cat is hungry and wants to eat fish~"

"Catch! Catch now!!"

Fukuzawa Yukichi, who was dazzled by the cat, agreed to the request without thinking: "What fish do you want to eat? Let's catch it now!"

Not to mention a special fish here, even if they want to eat up the whole river, there is no problem!Don't ask why, just ask that it is a cat! !

I!There is a cat! ! !

Seeing how Fukuzawa Yukichi was tricked by two cats and rolled up his sleeves to catch fish in the river, Osamu Dazai brought Atsushi Nakajima who was next to him, and asked him to transform into a cat like he said before. My own pair of tiger ears and tiger claws.

Then Osamu Dazai turned his head to look at Fukuzawa Yukichi, and shouted hoarsely: "President, look at Atsu-kun, he is also a cat!" A domesticated big cat that can let you pluck its fur, isn't that as good as Leprechauns outside? !

look at him!look at him! !Isn't the fluffy big cat delicious? ! !

"Well, Mr. Dazai, I'm not..." Atsushi Nakajima immediately turned his head after hearing this, and waved his hands awkwardly.

I'm just an ordinary supernatural being, a human being! ! !

After hearing Atsushi Nakajima's rebuttal, Osamu Dazai knocked the white-haired young man on the head with the fan he bought at the grocery store, and said firmly, "No, you're a cat!"

Do you really think that I am not reconciled to you, are you a human or a cat?It's just that the more important thing now is to coax Fukuzawa Yukichi back first...

The rest of the things will be left later and there will be no time for love!

Tigers, mammals, felidae...

Fukuzawa Yukichi was dizzy from Dazai Osamu's words, and then he started to think with his eyes confused-yes, so a tiger is also a cat!And that hi is a rare albino breed big cat...

Just when the middle-aged man with silver-white hair was about to be fooled, the white cat lying on the other's shoulder suddenly stretched out its claws and hugged his neck.

"Meow, take a look at me, meow~"

"Meow is hungry and wants fish, Gulu...gulu...gulu..."

The white long-haired cat exhausted his racial talent and acted as coquettishly as he could.

Fukuzawa Yukichi, who couldn't bear it anymore, coughed slightly, and then said to the people on the shore in a serious tone: "Wait for me a little longer, and I'll be fine soon!"

Then he turned his head quickly, turned his back to them, and started sticking fish in the creek with the sword he carried with him.

As long as I don't see it, I won't soften my heart, so I can catch fish for the cat!

Seeing Fukuzawa Yukichi like this, Takenzai walked forward slowly, holding Atsushi Nakajima with one hand and Osamu Dazai with the other, narrowing his eyes gloatingly.

"It's useless! You two..." He said affectionately, and quickly ruffled their hair.

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Meeting two cats willing to accept his feeding was enough to make Fukuzawa Yukichi happy.

But what was even more surprising was that after the feeding, the two cats actively lay on both sides of Fukuzawa Yukichi's shoulders as if they had made some decision.

Seeing the cat lazily licking its paws after eating and drinking, Osamu Dazai teased him with interest, "Why~ do you still want to go home with us?!"

"Why not...?" The cat raised its head and yawned, casting a casual glance at Osamu Dazai.

It is a cat's nature to eat, sleep, and act like a baby. If you can find a shit shoveler to be lazy, why force yourself to "work" every day?

I've had enough of being stuck on this island all the time!

It's hard to meet a person who is pleasing to the eye, who is good-looking and likes cats, so why should I let such a qualified candidate go for nothing?

As for the two concepts of "freedom" and "do it yourself, have enough food and clothing"...

Is the fish not tasty...?

Or is the cat litter uncomfortable...?

Or maybe the little daughter-in-law they assigned wasn't pretty enough...?

If not for these reasons, why force yourself to eat rats every day? !

I didn't know that the one in front of me was a magical cat who was thinking about how to be lazy every day. I just thought that like other cats, he yearned for a walk-and-go trip. Dazai Osamu's eyebrows were crooked. Seduced: "With us It's okay to go home together, but is it really okay? About your identity..."

Hearing this, the white cat blinked its eyes cutely, and then meowed innocently and innocently.

"I said yes, it's okay, it doesn't matter what matters..."

identity, my identity...

What identity can I have?I don't know [Cute Love Has No Head.jpg]!

Looking at the two cats who pretended to have nothing to do, Osamu Dazai turned his head in compromise: "Forget it, if that's the case, I'll do whatever I want!"

As for the one who said that the territory is not the territory, the person concerned ran away without caring. Why is he, an irrelevant person, so concerned about it? !

Probably an illusion?

When Fukuzawa Yukichi and his group returned to the town with their two cats, they felt that the people around them looked at them more enthusiastically...?

It feels like seeing Kunikida Doppo with a feather crown on his head on the day of the bonfire party, but now the sight is even hotter.

Fortunately, what they bet on were relatively benign gazes, otherwise, under such gazes, Fukuzawa Yukichi, who had a dark past, might not be used to drawing his sword on the spot.

But when they passed the alley again, Fukuzawa Yukichi keenly sensed a sticky gaze that was completely different from before.

This caused his hair to explode directly, like a rabbit being targeted by wild wolves, and his whole body was filled with a sense of uneasiness.

Danger!Danger! !Big crisis! ! !

He heard his sixth sense screaming continuously, and the other party's malice was like poison to the bone.

At this moment, the cat patted him on the shoulder, then lowered its head and let out a "meow" in his ear.

In the next second, the previous feeling of uneasiness disappeared, and Fukuzawa Yukichi felt as if he was soaked in warm hot spring water.

Comfortable and serene...

His footsteps paused slightly, and he picked up the next second calmly, and then continued to move towards the hotel at the corner of the street without changing his expression.

Because the range of motion was too small, apart from Dazai Osamu and Takenzai who had been observing the cat, only Nakahara Nakahara felt the difference from the muscle arc at that moment.

If it was on other occasions, they might ignore what was wrong this time, but in this place...the place where they met an unknown black-robed man before, Osamu Dazai and Buteizai looked at each other, and then planned to wait I'll ask those two cats later to see what's going on.

After they entered the hotel, Fukuzawa Yukichi, who felt his sight disappear behind him, heaved a sigh of relief, then turned to the other people and said, "Everyone, go to my room! I have something to say... ...."

"That's good!" Osamu Dazai responded quickly, "It happens that I plan to go to the desert over there tomorrow, so I don't agree, would you like to come with me?"

Although his real thoughts are not like this, there are some things that cannot be said casually outside.

And in the past few days, they have visited almost every area of ​​the island, except for the desert that was left at the end, so it seems normal to have such thoughts in the eyes of others.

"This is not what I want to talk about, but it is indeed related to tomorrow's schedule..."

Fukuzawa Yukichi nodded reservedly, and then refuted Osamu Dazai's proposal: "Did you forget that tomorrow is the festival? If you run to the desert tomorrow, what if you don't have time to come back?!"

"I missed this festival, and it will be a year later..."

"It's not certain whether we will have time by then!"

The author has something to say: Cat: Take me with you!

Osamu Dazai: Hey, if I remember correctly, you are a god, right?

Wu Jingzai: That's right, that's right, if you do this now, what about your face?No more face? !

Cat: Meow~meow~What are you talking about? ? 【Innocence, simplicity and innocence.jpg】

Climb all the way up along the president's thigh

Cat: You have to believe me~ I am not breaking up this family, I am here to join this family! ! !