How to put on the character of Wen Haozai in front of Buteizai

Although they insisted that they couldn't swim, but in the absence of other solutions, the group of them chose to jump into the dark ocean alone.

Isn't it an adventure?Neither the members of the detective agency nor Chuya Nakahara have ever been afraid of such things.

But let's not talk about other things, only Xixue's ability, on the surface, is projecting illusions in space like a screen.

But after fully extending it, you will find that this is an independent space completely controlled by Junichiro Tanizaki. After entering the ocean, it is a piece of cake to pretend to be sorry to isolate the seawater from the outside world.

So, after entering the space, everyone experienced a rare exploration journey floating in the sea.

Well, except for Osamu Dazai who is incompetent.

Osamu Dazai and Buteizai, who were excluded, looked at each other in blank dismay—that means, we were excluded? !

Ah~ how can it be like this? ! !

The brown-haired young man was full of grievances, but their protest was directly refuted when they first raised it.

"Don't trouble us." Kunikida Doppo pushed his glasses and said ruthlessly.

Osamu Dazai, who had automatically assimilated Kunikida Doho into the president's mother who threw out a 500 million check to the heroine in the novel, sobbed aggrievedly, and then responded pitifully like a bullied little daughter-in-law: "Got it." , I will be obedient..."

So don't part us qwq! ! !

Osamu Dazai hugged Butanzai's waist beside him, with an appearance that the world could learn from his sincerity.

In such an atmosphere, Wu Zhenzai also said appropriately: "I will be obedient and be a qualified vase without making noise..." So, so, so don't throw me away!

Looking at the upper body Dazai of these two actors, Kunikida Doppo inhales, exhales and inhales again...

"Can you two be quiet for me!" Kunikida Doppo showed a violent face, and then directly punched Buteizai and Dazai Osamu on the heads with each hand, leaving a high Bulging bag.

Fortunately, this is not a manga. If it was a manga, you might still see the faint white smoke rising from that bag.

Osamu Dazai and Buteizai quickly squatted down in unison, looked at each other and stretched out their hands to hold the bags above their heads. "It hurts, Kunikida-kun, you are too much!" They complained habitually, and they didn't even intend to make an extra expression.

Looking at the two dead faces, Kunikida Doppo felt that his fist was about to move - he obviously didn't put on any special expressions, but why did he feel so flat? !Doppo Kunikida, who couldn't figure it out, felt very fucked.

After all the others entered the sea, looking at the calm sea level, Wu Zhenzai suddenly said with emotion: "I have been meeting this race from the ocean for the past few days, smelling their unique fishy smell, suddenly It's a bit slanderous..."

After hearing this, Osamu Dazai's eyes lit up, and then he took out a small storage bag from his backpack. After opening it, he found that Xun Xun Duoduo's colorful cards were in the storage bag.

Osamu Dazai picked out a card, which was a black-haired woman in a big red dress, surrounded by sparkling five-color gems.

"What is this...?" Wu Zhenzai asked casually, then held it in his hand and examined it carefully.

Osamu Dazai watched Buteizai's movements with a smile, and then lightly pressed his finger on the card.

In the next second, a golden light lit up, and Wu Zhenzai was forced to change into the bright red dress on the card.

Eh?Hey... Hey! ! !

Wu Zhenzai finally realized it at this time, looking at the dress skirt on his body in disbelief, "It will actually work on me? This is not a supernatural power!"

"You can try to read the information that popped up in your mind~" Dazai Osamu suggested indifferently.

After hearing this, Buteizai acted according to what Osamu Dazai said, and then he felt that he had no knowledge of understanding in the past, and then he immediately withdrew from this mysterious feeling and stared at Osamu Dazai with shining eyes.

Element conversion, could it be...? !

Osamu Dazai behaved like a normal person, and asked with a bright smile: "Do you want to eat pot? Or choose to eat grilled fish?!"

If there are other things of interest, I don't mind~

Buteizai immediately understood the meaning of Osamu Dazai, and threw a gem into the ocean.

"I prefer barbecue." He said with curved eyebrows.

Then Takenzai glanced at Osamu Dazai with a grin, and waved his hand at him chicly, "I'll leave the next thing to you~" After he finished speaking, he walked towards the coconut tree next to him with a clear goal, and then He picked up the stones on the ground and threw them in the direction of the coconuts.

Osamu Dazai withdrew his gaze, and smiled brightly at the golden ocean, "Drinks will be ready soon, can a qualified gentleman keep the young lady waiting for a long time!"

As he spoke, he drew another card, and then changed into a dark red suit.

Osamu Dazai, who had changed into a new suit, brushed his hair, then waved his red cane towards the ocean, and the soaring flames blazed directly on the ocean.

"Okay, now we just need to wait for the dinner to come~" Osamu Dazai shook his head and said in a cheerful tone.

Takenzai walked over with two coconuts in his arms, and then threw one of them to Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai reached out to take it, and then split the coconut with the knife included in the backpack.

The two of them took a sip of coconut juice and looked at the fire in the night sky together.

After about ten minutes, a hoarse and sharp guttural voice came from the direction of the sea, which contained deep pain.

Hearing this voice, Osamu Dazai laughed happily amidst the screams, and it seemed that the atmosphere at the scene was a bit weird.But he didn't care about it at all, and stretched out his hand to Wu Jingzai who was sitting beside him. "Would it be my honor to ask you to dance with me?"

Osamu Dazai spoke in a deliberate tone, with the appearance of a well-educated gentleman.

"Of course, you always have!" Takenzai pursed his lips with a reserved smile, and then put his hand on the palm of Osamu Dazai's outstretched one.

Having been recognized, Osamu Dazai pulled Buteizai into his arms with a pull of his right hand, and then they began to dance with the flames filling the sky and the screams in the ocean.

After dancing for about half an hour, Takenzai's feet spun and fell on Dazai's arm.

He stretched his arms around Osamu Dazai's neck, leaned into his ear and whispered softly, "Next time it will be your turn..."

"Okay!" Dazai Osamu smiled slightly after hearing this, and agreed without hesitation.

Anyway, women's clothing has been worn, so what's the point of wearing it again?

Just as they were immersed in the ambiguous atmosphere, a suspicious voice came from the direction of the sea level: "What are you guys doing?!"

They managed to sneak out from the siege of the undersea army, managed to escape the raging fire without being burned into a piece of coke, and when they came out, they were directly fed a mouthful of dog food by these two people? !

"What are we doing……?"

Wu Jingzai got up and straightened his hair, then said loudly with his hands on his hips: "Isn't this obvious? We are enjoying our holiday!"

"Hey, hey, is it time to enjoy the holiday?!" Kunikida jumped up and down angrily after hearing this, pointing at Butei Zai.

They are exploring, investigating, wandering between life and death! ! !

Wu Jingzai was not ashamed of the women's clothing on his body at all, he held his head high and said, "What's the matter? If we can't join, then we can only find things to pass the time by ourselves!"

You...you...you..., stubborn!

Kunikida Doppo was so angry that he fell on his back. Seeing Kunikida Doppo like this, Nakajima Atsushi hugged the opponent's waist and tried to stop him, while showing an awkward smile at Osamu Dazai and Buteizai.

"That, Dazai-san..."

Atsushi Nakajima politely called Osamu Dazai's name, and then pointed to the sea of ​​flames behind him, "What's going on? Why did the sea suddenly burst into flames??"

How could flames appear on water?This is no fairy tale!

"Hey~ Supper is online!" Hearing this, Osamu Dazai turned his head to look at the sea level, and then smiled amusedly at the murlocs with their bellies rolled over.

Supper...?

No way……?

I must be wrong, right? !

Atsushi Nakajima looked thoughtfully at the current appearance on the surface of the sea, and the next second he quickly shook his head like self-deception-how is it possible?Mr. Dazai, how could they do such a cruel thing? !

But after all, Osamu Dazai is a man so changeable that no matter what he does, he can't be OOC. What is he thinking is like a three-year-old doll.

He pointed at the murloc on the sea level, and said carelessly, "Isn't it there? Don't let such a barbecue stand go for nothing!"

Burn, barbecue stand? !

Atsushi Nakajima let out a scream, and then jumped up in fright.

This, this, this, this, this...? !

Looking at the unbelievable Atsushi Nakajima, Osamu Dazai cast a disgusted glance, "So why empathize? It's just some fish with legs..."

Even if they grow legs, it can't change the fact that they are just a few fish! ! !

"Yes, yes..."

Climbing on Dazai Osamu's shoulder, Butei Zai said weakly, "From the root, this is no different from the fish, shrimp and crab we usually eat, but it looks special, oh no, it's a little bit weird...it's not at all No need to feel guilty!"

After hearing this, Atsushi Nakajima still looked unacceptable, but Osamu Dazai and Buteizai had no plans to take care of him. After all, this kind of thing is not a necessity, it mainly depends on personal wishes.

The cat quietly ran to the beach while others were watching the conversation between Osamu Dazai and Atsushi Nakajima, and then reached out to scoop up a handful of golden sea water.

"The sea was transformed into a frying pan..."

They looked left and right for a long time, and then made a confirmation inconceivable.

How can it be?Here are some ordinary people!

The author has something to say: Hahahaha, you don’t have to feel overwhelmed, eating some weird things is a basic operation~

Just like me, didn't you eat rabbit essence when you were running a group?

White Cat: Strange, how could this be?

Black Cat: Yes, yes, isn't this just a group of ordinary people? !

Dazai·Ordinary People·Ji/Edo□□Tsuren·Ranpo/Central Plains·Ordinary People·Naka also showed a bright smile~