How to put on the character of Wen Haozai in front of Buteizai

There is a saying that good things never come. When the secretary finally accepted that the cabbage raised by her family took the initiative to gobble up the cabbage next door, she, who likes to be lively, made a proposal.

Since we have been together for such a long time, we have done what we should do and what we should not do, so it is good to make up for the last one.

"Eh...?!" Osamu Dazai widened his eyes in disbelief after hearing this, pointed at himself and Buteizai and said, "Is there a mistake? Both of us are Man..."

"What's the matter with the man?!" Secretary Secretary put his hands on his hips, pointing at Osamu Dazai energetically like a hot red pepper, poking his chest vigorously one after another.

Osamu Dazai, who was being targeted, waved his hand quickly, backed away and said with a smile: "No, no, it's nothing..." Then he grabbed the back of his head with a simple and honest face, expecting Ai Ai to say: "After all, Japan has never passed same-sex marriage. Didn’t I think of the related bills for a while~”

After all, we have lived together for such a long time, and we have never thought about getting married before. Isn't it normal that someone suddenly mentioned this matter and didn't react? !

When you, a guy who is looking for a different lover every day and every day, takes the initiative to bring up this matter, it will probably take 80 years—you two are both old and old, and you can’t find anyone else who can die in love together. It’s already wasted enough You will consider whether you want to settle down after all!

Do you really think I don't know the romantic nature of you literati? !

The secretary thought so, so he directly expressed his thoughts to the two slaughters.

Hey, how come...

After hearing the secretary's words, Osamu Dazai was shocked and lowered his head, and at the same time muttered in his mouth unconvinced: "Can the literati's flirtatiousness be called flirtatious? That is obviously the demeanor that a person should have... ..”

Then he murmured something in a low voice, "Those young ladies stared at us with admiration and admiration. If we just refused directly, those who failed to fulfill their wishes would definitely regret it for the rest of their lives!" Secretary De laughed directly.

"Is there something wrong with what I said?!" After hearing the secretary's sneer, Osamu Dazai, who felt that he was being ridiculed, asked with a flushed face.

The corner of the secretary's eyes twitched, and he said with a half-smile: "Adored by young ladies, admired with all my heart...?" Then her tone paused, and she said meaningfully: "At that time, I was Who was the one who failed in love with others after getting a cuckold?!"

The incredible look on your face at that time, I really want to see it for myself~

Osamu Dazai's face turned red, and he subconsciously glanced at Buteizai beside him.It didn't take long for him to feel guilty because of this, when he remembered that this person was also himself, and the two of them were actually equal in terms of the degree of chaos in their interpersonal relationship.

"Being cuckolded or something is an important experience in life!" Thinking of this, he immediately became confident.

Perhaps to prove that what he said was true, Osamu Dazai rolled his pupils cunningly, then pointed at Nakahara Nakaya on the opposite side and laughed and shouted: "It's like a little slug, he was not sent by someone I trust A green hat?!" Osamu Dazai became cheerful as he spoke, and then stuck out his tongue at Nakahara, "It's so miserable, it's worthy of a short hat stand!"

Fist, tight...!

Chuya Nakahara, who was innocently called, clenched his fists with both hands, and walked in front of Osamu Dazai with a smile on his face.

"Dazai-kun, we are all in the same boat, don't say anything about anyone..."

Suddenly he shoveled with his left foot, and when Osamu Dazai was not standing still, he pressed his left hand on his shoulder and slapped him intentionally, and swung his clenched right hand fiercely at his eye socket.

Thunderbolt... Bang Bang... Boom Da...

Osamu Dazai, who was kneeling on the ground, didn't know whether he should cover his knees or touch his eye sockets first, and looked up at Chuya Nakahara in aggrieved way, "Chuya, it hurts so much~"

"Every time you provoke me, you pretend to be in pain..." Zhong Yuanzhong also laughed, then turned his head arrogantly.

Osamu Dazai said relentlessly: "It really hurts~ Chuya~"

Even though he knew that he didn't use much effort, Nakahara was still reluctantly defeated by Dazai Osamu's repeated coquetry.

"Let's see if you dare to do it next time?!" Nakahara Chuya muttered like this, but rubbed Osamu Dazai's eye sockets with an opposite gentle force.

Onlooker Buteizai: ...Thank you, I feel a weight on my head【Tired smile.jpg】!

He silently walked forward and separated Nakahara Nakaya and Dazai Osamu who got along well, and then took over the work of taking care of his troubled lover from Nakahara Nakaya with a natural expression.

At the same time, he turned his head to the secretary who was eating melons and watching a play and said, "I agree with the proposal you mentioned earlier. How do you plan to arrange the specific itinerary?"

"That..." Osamu Dazai said.

Wu Zhenzai knocked him on the head, and said: "I agree to this matter!!!"

"...Or, are you planning to wear white wuqi?" Takenzai bent down with a smile, and said in Osamu Dazai's ear.

After hearing this, Osamu Dazai was shocked, and refused with an embarrassed smile: "No, no, no need!"

They have lived for so many years, and if they want to wear Bai Wugou to get married at the end of the day, they will definitely laugh at them to death!

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After finalizing the basic procedures for the marriage, Osamu Dazai and Buteizai tried on the white dress they had just made together that day.

"It doesn't look bad!" Looking at Buteizai who was dressed similarly to himself, Osamu Dazai praised sincerely.

Then he walked up to Wu Zhenzai, pinched his chin and kept looking at it, "It always feels like something is missing..." He muttered to himself with some annoyance, and then kept thinking about it in his mind. with.

What is missing...?

Got it!

Suddenly his eyes lit up, and then he made a fist with his right hand and tapped the palm of his left hand lightly.

Then he stretched out his hand to lift Buteizai's right sideburn, quickly braided a ponytail at the place opposite to himself, and then fixed it with a black hairpin.

After doing all this, his right hand slid to Buteizai's right cheek, and said briskly: "That's the feeling, Dazai, you are awesome!"

It's mine now~

Osamu Dazai thought happily, and then gave himself a thousand likes in his mind.

Well, I am amazing! ! !

The next second, the familiar spatial fluctuation appeared, and Osamu Dazai was so frightened that he quickly grabbed Buteizai's hand.

Just as Osamu Dazai sensed, it didn't take long for the two of them to disappear in place.

And Sheng.

This is the place where everything begins, so it should also be the place where everything ends.

Sawada Tsunayoshi stumbled and ran in the jungle, watching him hide and hide, you can know who he is probably avoiding.

After running for a while, Tsunayoshi Sawada, who was completely exhausted, leaned against a hidden place, staring at the place known as the Mountain of Death when he was young.

Yamamoto and Prison Temple...

Ha, I really miss that time!

His expression was extremely tired, but the natural sense of tenacity in the deepest part of his pupils did not diminish in the slightest.

The predicament and pressure of the outside world forced him, who was no longer young, to let go of the arrogant attitude he had cultivated over the years, but even in such a desperate situation, Tsunayoshi Sawada still had his last hope.

He looked at the Pengo Lie ring that he carried with him, and he knew that Bai Lan's goal was this thing.

Although I don't know what that person intends to use this thing for, but judging from the behavior of the other party over the years, it is definitely not a good thing!

If in the end there is really no other way...

There was a flash of determination in Sawada Tsunayoshi's eyes, even if he didn't know anything now, he would definitely find a way to destroy the Vongola Ring!

Not long after he made a decision, Tsunayoshi Sawada heard the sound of stepping on the grass.

Who, could Bai Lan be so fast? !

Sawada Tsunayoshi thought this way, and then carefully looked through the gap in the direction of the sound.

white suit...

His pupils shrank, but what he saw in the next second made Sawada Tsunayoshi's tense mood relax.

Curly brown hair, soft facial features, clean cheeks without tattoos...

It's not Brandeso, he's...

Sawada Tsunayoshi paused, and then read the memory from his mind.

That's Dazai-kun!

Thinking of this, Tsunayoshi Sawada touched the bracelet he had worn for nearly 20 years, which had Osamu Dazai's autograph on it.

He remembered the first time he knew that it was Osamu Dazai in history, and he felt uneasy that he would have the opportunity to meet the great writer of the past, so he asked for an autograph with a very complicated mood.

After all, it was Osamu Dazai, the Osamu Dazai he knew even if his grades were so poor that he was called a waste.

Sawada Tsunayoshi with complicated thoughts silently looked at the person walking towards him, and then saw - two Osamu Dazai standing side by side? ! !

Sawada Tsunayoshi looked confused, not knowing what happened.

Now it's like this, it's very confusing~

But the super intuition told me that these two are the same person...

Just when Sawada Tsunayoshi fell into trouble, Osamu Dazai silently walked to the place where he was hiding now, and then lifted the hidden branches and leaves in front of the other party.

"What happened to you? Why are you in such a mess!" Osamu Dazai crossed his arms, raised his eyebrows and glanced up and down at Tsunayoshi Sawada.

Well, he looks like a mature man in his 30s~

After knowing the heir of the number one mafia in Sicily, the other party used some special ink to sign it just in case, but he didn't expect this effect to be triggered so soon.

Sawada Tsunayoshi only reacted at this time, let alone what is the reason for Osamu Dazai's mitosis?And it doesn't matter why he shows up again...

But now he is a ray of hope for himself.

So Sawada Tsunayoshi wiped off the sweat from his face, and quickly described everything that happened during this period to the two of them in a concise tone, and finally handed the few Pongola rings he carried with him to Dazai rule.

After doing all this, I said sullenly: "Dazai-kun, the ring is one of the cornerstones of the world, and it must not be given to that ambitious man named Brandeso for nothing!"

"So you gave it to me?!" Osamu Dazai pointed at the tip of his nose dumbfounded.

Sawada Tsunayoshi nodded in confirmation, and said in a firm tone: "I can't protect it anymore, to be honest, I was already thinking about how to destroy it..."

"It can't be..." If such a precious thing is really destroyed, will this world be okay? !

Sawada Tsunayoshi said seriously: "Dazai-kun, you also know my intuition. It tells me that what Bailan will do after getting this ring is definitely much, much worse than the result of the ring being destroyed!"

Maybe the world is really dangerous after he gets the complete ring.

"If I remember correctly, you don't belong to this world, right? If that's the case, take him out of this world!" Perhaps because he was worried that Osamu Dazai would continue to refuse, Sawada Tsunayoshi shared his thoughts and Bai Lan's request with Peng Gelie The consequences of the ring are spoken.

Osamu Dazai frowned and took Peng Gelie's ring, and muttered to himself while observing: "That's it, then leave it to me."

The next second, as if he had sensed something, he pulled Takenzai and Sawada Tsunayoshi and jumped aside, barely avoiding the roaring white dragon-shaped air current.

"This unknown gentleman, can you give me that thing?" A white-clothed and white-haired man appeared in front of them, looking at the three people opposite him with a smile.

So fast? !

Sawada Tsunayoshi's pupils constricted, and then directly blocked Dazai Osamu and Buteizai. "Take the ring and leave!" He sternly said with his back to the two slaves, and at the same time he took out the spare large empty ring from his pocket.

Osamu Dazai frowned, and when he was about to say something, he heard the other party's voice like a prophet—"You take the ring and leave, I have my own way, don't let me have any worries!"

When it came to this point, Osamu Dazai had no other choice.

Handed the Peng Gelie ring to Takenzai, and then Osamu Dazai took out a set of compass and began to fiddle with the pointer on it.

After dialing, he took Wu Zhenzai's hand, and reminded solemnly: "Grab me!"

After hearing this, Butei Osamu tacitly shook Dazai Osamu's hand. He has also seen the effect of the compass for such a long time.

In the next second, the figures of the two of them disappeared again.

But neither Osamu Dazai nor Buteizai noticed that the compass pointer was a little crooked because of his eagerness to fiddle with it.

Seeing that Peng Gelie's ring just disappeared, Bai Lan also laughed angrily, and was in no mood to continue playing with Sawada Tsunayoshi.

"Who are those two people..."

He pressed Sawada Tsunayoshi against the tree, and the arrogance in his tone didn't even intend to cover up: "Where did they go again?!"

Sawada Tsunayoshi coughed and laughed, and then spat the blood from his mouth onto Bai Lan's face.

"A place you will never find!" After finishing speaking, Tsunayoshi Sawada smiled happily, completely ignoring the ugly face of the opposite person.

Father, mother, reborn, Yamamoto, prison temple...

Although I don't have the ability to avenge you, Bai Lan, a murderer, can't even try to achieve his goal!

Bai Lan threw Sawada Tsunayoshi to the ground, then wiped off the blood on his face with a handkerchief.

Looking down at Tsunayoshi Sawada who fell on the ground, he said indifferently to the followers behind him: "Bring me back the leader of Peng Gelie!"

Then he bent down slightly, and raised Tsunayoshi Sawada's chin with his fingers, "It doesn't matter if you are stubborn, because we will have enough time to talk about it!"

The author has something to say: I originally planned to write about the leader, but I need a reasonable reason, so now is the time for Sawada, Toolman, and Tsunayoshi-kun, one of the 8 trillion parallel worlds, to go online~

In the next chapter, it's time for the boss to come online!