How to put on the character of Wen Haozai in front of Buteizai
Chapter 24 The Best Way to Enter the Orphanage
After the dinner, they drove towards Akita, and soon after arriving in Akita, they found the orphanage on the other side of the street.
Seen from their side, this orphanage is just a joint community formed by several ordinary bungalows.
Perhaps in order to prevent those young and active children from running around outside and getting lost, the outermost periphery of the orphanage is surrounded by a circle of iron railings that are almost three meters high.
On the left side inside the gate is a guard room, in which sits an old man who is smoking.
Looking at this orphanage, Nakajima Atsushi wanted to cross the road and knock on the gate as usual, but Kunikida Doppo stopped him first.
Facing Atsushi Nakajima's puzzled eyes, he pushed his glasses and said calmly: "After all, we are here to investigate the secrets of this place, and we need to be prepared for an emergency retreat at any time, so before going to the opposite door to knock It's better to go around in a circle."
If you step on the spot in advance, there will be no trouble when you retreat.
Regarding Kunikida Doppo's suggestion, Atsushi Nakajima, who has always been rather well-behaved, did not say anything, and Takenzai and Dazai Osamu had no intention of objecting until they found a suitable point of action.
So their small group walked along the street to the back of the orphanage peacefully, and then stopped by to observe the location of the entire orphanage and its external facilities.
"Hey, why is there nothing here~" Wu Zhenzai complained in a dissatisfied tone while propping the back of his head with his hands while doing nothing.
Seeing Buteizai like this, Kunikida Doppo, who didn't even have the energy to get angry, let out a heavy sigh.
Then he rolled his eyes at Butei Zai from the corner of his eye, twitched the corner of his mouth, and complained unceremoniously: "What more interesting things do you want to see? Dazai!"
It can make you feel funny, and it is estimated that half of our lives will be lost.
Regarding Kunikida Doppo's complaints, Butei Zai stretched out his right index finger with great interest and drew a circle in mid-air, then suddenly turned around and approached the ginger-haired youth...
Kunikida Doppo licked his lips in embarrassment as he looked at the handsome face that occupied his entire perspective.
Too, too close (/▽\)! ! !
"Of course it's something like a dog hole, a ground hole, or a power grid~~" Buteizai blinked his left eye quickly, then clenched his fists with both hands and tapped lightly on the edge of his cheek, while showing a cute cat expression .
Oh, oh ho!
Seeing Nakajima Atsushi and Kunikida Doppo who were shocked by Butei's actions, Osamu Dazai sighed secretly, then quickly stepped forward and pinched the face that was exactly like his own.
Feel good? !
Thinking this way, he first rubbed Wu Zhenzai's cheek vigorously, coughed in a concealed manner, and then said immediately: "Boys have to protect themselves well outside, don't just act cute, you know?!"
While speaking, he put on a serious look, trying to make his unreliable words more authoritative.
"Don't casually show off your cuteness, does it mean that you can sell it at home?" Takenzai blinked, staring at the embarrassed Dazai with a pure and innocent expression.
Seeing his usual expression appearing on Buteizai, Osamu Dazai squeezed the other person's cheek with some displeasure, and then said in a coaxing tone familiar to Buteizai: "Of course~~"
"You are such a pervert!" After hearing this, Wu Detective Zai turned his head and "cut".
Dazai Osamu, who didn't care about his own complaints from the parallel world, answered the words naturally: "It's okay, it's okay, after all, we have a good teacher who is good at teaching by example, right?"
Compared with my skills, Mr. Mori is the best.
Osamu Dazai threw the pot out without hesitation, and at the same time dissed a certain great writer surnamed Mori without any psychological burden.
When the two Dazai faced each other, Atsushi Nakajima, who had the most sensitive five senses, squeezed his ears and complained in a low voice: "Strange, isn't this an orphanage? Why didn't I hear anything?!"
Not to mention the movements of the adults who took care of the children, they didn't even notice the crying that the children should have.
"There's something wrong here." Kunikida Doppo said while biting his nails.
Wu Zhenzai rolled the candy in his mouth with the tip of his tongue, and while idly looking at the surrounding environment, he said vaguely: "Didn't we already know this kind of thing before we came here?"
"But this atmosphere, this environment, this railing~ why does it always look a bit like a prison?!"
Changing into a youthful sportswear, Osamu Dazai pretended to be listening to music while wearing earphones, making complaints casually.
When he was about to reach the main entrance, Buteizai took out a pink strawberry-flavored candy from his pocket and handed it to Osamu Dazai, and then said in a low voice: "I'm about to enter the sight of the old gatekeeper, so the next person who speaks Time to be a little more careful."
Osamu Dazai nodded after taking the candy, perhaps because he was too busy unwrapping the candy wrapper so he didn't pay too much attention to the ground, he tripped over a tree branch that suddenly appeared under his feet while walking.
Pa————
It hurts? ! !
Dazai Osamu, who got up from the ground, felt aggrieved and touched his red chin, physiological tears dripped from the corners of his eyes because of the pain, and his bulging cheeks made his whole body look a bit young.
What a glamorous and lively beauty.
"Ha ha ha ha!!!"
Watching this scene, Wu Zhenzai didn't waste his doggy talent at all, and laughed wildly with his belly in his arms.
On the contrary, Kunikida Doppo lived up to his title of "Detective Agency Mama", he found a piece of gauze from somewhere and shouted to bandage Dazai Osamu.
Seeing the actions of the pair, Osamu Dazai waved his hands and backed away quickly, at the same time he kept refusing: "No, no!"
Then he pointed to a pothole on the ground that appeared because of his fall, and said: "Look, I accidentally got so much soil into this wound, maybe I'll get tetanus, wrap it up for me now." Didn’t you make it more difficult for the doctor to clean the wound when you go to the hospital later?”
Kunikida Doppo thought for a while and felt that Osamu Dazai's words didn't seem to be a big problem, so he gave up his plan to help bandage with a look of regret.
"Then are you really okay?" He asked in a humanitarian spirit before taking back the handkerchief.
Osamu Dazai waved his hands happily, and replied: "It's nothing, it's really nothing. Fortunately, there is a lawn in front of me. Although I fell hard, it won't be serious."
"At that time, let the doctor help me deal with it a little bit."
Although he said so, it can be seen from his pale face that his real performance is completely different from his own feelings, but for Osamu Dazai, these changes in expression can be easily covered up.
Osamu Dazai: It hurts so much qwq! ! !
"Can you still stand up? Do I need to take you to the hospital first?" Atsushi Nakajima asked.
In terms of the perception of Dazai's current situation, apart from Buteizai who is too familiar with Dazai to be fooled, Atsushi Nakajima, who has a beast-like intuition, is obviously better than Kunikida, who is a little better at this kind of thing. Dubu is sharper.
Although he didn't see what was wrong, he always felt that Mr. Dazai's expression seemed to be covering up something.
It's a pity that Atsushi Nakajima tilted his head in doubt for a moment because he was used to leaving all the thinking tasks to Mr. Dazai, and then decisively put this question behind him.
Anyway, Mr. Dazai will solve all this. He is so smart, maybe he has discovered some details that we have not discovered, and he is thinking about the layout!
When this little episode was over, they reached the gate of the orphanage and rang the bell on the edge of the gate.
As the ear-piercing alarm sounded, an old man in gray cloth came from the guard room not far away.
"What are you here for?" He asked through the gate railing.
From the constant relaxation of facial muscles, it can be seen that he wanted to make some gentle expressions similar to smiles to the visitors, but because of the serious expression of frowning for a long time, his attempt directly failed.
Because that ferocious look is not as good as the original bitter face, which is more kind.
In response to the doorman's inquiry, Wu Zhenzai walked forward with a smile, and spit out sweet words honed from various girls without money: "Hi, grandpa, this is also an orphanage, right? I want to know about the necessary procedures for adopting orphans."
The old gatekeeper glanced up and down at the group of people who ran all the way, and asked in a puzzled tone: "You all look young, why would you want to come here to adopt orphans?"
作者有话要说:感谢在2020-09-2011:34:42~2020-09-2620:00:00期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw mines: 1 なかはらちゅうや;
Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Akutagawa Ryunosuke; 5 bottles of Moyu; 1 bottle of ayano;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Seen from their side, this orphanage is just a joint community formed by several ordinary bungalows.
Perhaps in order to prevent those young and active children from running around outside and getting lost, the outermost periphery of the orphanage is surrounded by a circle of iron railings that are almost three meters high.
On the left side inside the gate is a guard room, in which sits an old man who is smoking.
Looking at this orphanage, Nakajima Atsushi wanted to cross the road and knock on the gate as usual, but Kunikida Doppo stopped him first.
Facing Atsushi Nakajima's puzzled eyes, he pushed his glasses and said calmly: "After all, we are here to investigate the secrets of this place, and we need to be prepared for an emergency retreat at any time, so before going to the opposite door to knock It's better to go around in a circle."
If you step on the spot in advance, there will be no trouble when you retreat.
Regarding Kunikida Doppo's suggestion, Atsushi Nakajima, who has always been rather well-behaved, did not say anything, and Takenzai and Dazai Osamu had no intention of objecting until they found a suitable point of action.
So their small group walked along the street to the back of the orphanage peacefully, and then stopped by to observe the location of the entire orphanage and its external facilities.
"Hey, why is there nothing here~" Wu Zhenzai complained in a dissatisfied tone while propping the back of his head with his hands while doing nothing.
Seeing Buteizai like this, Kunikida Doppo, who didn't even have the energy to get angry, let out a heavy sigh.
Then he rolled his eyes at Butei Zai from the corner of his eye, twitched the corner of his mouth, and complained unceremoniously: "What more interesting things do you want to see? Dazai!"
It can make you feel funny, and it is estimated that half of our lives will be lost.
Regarding Kunikida Doppo's complaints, Butei Zai stretched out his right index finger with great interest and drew a circle in mid-air, then suddenly turned around and approached the ginger-haired youth...
Kunikida Doppo licked his lips in embarrassment as he looked at the handsome face that occupied his entire perspective.
Too, too close (/▽\)! ! !
"Of course it's something like a dog hole, a ground hole, or a power grid~~" Buteizai blinked his left eye quickly, then clenched his fists with both hands and tapped lightly on the edge of his cheek, while showing a cute cat expression .
Oh, oh ho!
Seeing Nakajima Atsushi and Kunikida Doppo who were shocked by Butei's actions, Osamu Dazai sighed secretly, then quickly stepped forward and pinched the face that was exactly like his own.
Feel good? !
Thinking this way, he first rubbed Wu Zhenzai's cheek vigorously, coughed in a concealed manner, and then said immediately: "Boys have to protect themselves well outside, don't just act cute, you know?!"
While speaking, he put on a serious look, trying to make his unreliable words more authoritative.
"Don't casually show off your cuteness, does it mean that you can sell it at home?" Takenzai blinked, staring at the embarrassed Dazai with a pure and innocent expression.
Seeing his usual expression appearing on Buteizai, Osamu Dazai squeezed the other person's cheek with some displeasure, and then said in a coaxing tone familiar to Buteizai: "Of course~~"
"You are such a pervert!" After hearing this, Wu Detective Zai turned his head and "cut".
Dazai Osamu, who didn't care about his own complaints from the parallel world, answered the words naturally: "It's okay, it's okay, after all, we have a good teacher who is good at teaching by example, right?"
Compared with my skills, Mr. Mori is the best.
Osamu Dazai threw the pot out without hesitation, and at the same time dissed a certain great writer surnamed Mori without any psychological burden.
When the two Dazai faced each other, Atsushi Nakajima, who had the most sensitive five senses, squeezed his ears and complained in a low voice: "Strange, isn't this an orphanage? Why didn't I hear anything?!"
Not to mention the movements of the adults who took care of the children, they didn't even notice the crying that the children should have.
"There's something wrong here." Kunikida Doppo said while biting his nails.
Wu Zhenzai rolled the candy in his mouth with the tip of his tongue, and while idly looking at the surrounding environment, he said vaguely: "Didn't we already know this kind of thing before we came here?"
"But this atmosphere, this environment, this railing~ why does it always look a bit like a prison?!"
Changing into a youthful sportswear, Osamu Dazai pretended to be listening to music while wearing earphones, making complaints casually.
When he was about to reach the main entrance, Buteizai took out a pink strawberry-flavored candy from his pocket and handed it to Osamu Dazai, and then said in a low voice: "I'm about to enter the sight of the old gatekeeper, so the next person who speaks Time to be a little more careful."
Osamu Dazai nodded after taking the candy, perhaps because he was too busy unwrapping the candy wrapper so he didn't pay too much attention to the ground, he tripped over a tree branch that suddenly appeared under his feet while walking.
Pa————
It hurts? ! !
Dazai Osamu, who got up from the ground, felt aggrieved and touched his red chin, physiological tears dripped from the corners of his eyes because of the pain, and his bulging cheeks made his whole body look a bit young.
What a glamorous and lively beauty.
"Ha ha ha ha!!!"
Watching this scene, Wu Zhenzai didn't waste his doggy talent at all, and laughed wildly with his belly in his arms.
On the contrary, Kunikida Doppo lived up to his title of "Detective Agency Mama", he found a piece of gauze from somewhere and shouted to bandage Dazai Osamu.
Seeing the actions of the pair, Osamu Dazai waved his hands and backed away quickly, at the same time he kept refusing: "No, no!"
Then he pointed to a pothole on the ground that appeared because of his fall, and said: "Look, I accidentally got so much soil into this wound, maybe I'll get tetanus, wrap it up for me now." Didn’t you make it more difficult for the doctor to clean the wound when you go to the hospital later?”
Kunikida Doppo thought for a while and felt that Osamu Dazai's words didn't seem to be a big problem, so he gave up his plan to help bandage with a look of regret.
"Then are you really okay?" He asked in a humanitarian spirit before taking back the handkerchief.
Osamu Dazai waved his hands happily, and replied: "It's nothing, it's really nothing. Fortunately, there is a lawn in front of me. Although I fell hard, it won't be serious."
"At that time, let the doctor help me deal with it a little bit."
Although he said so, it can be seen from his pale face that his real performance is completely different from his own feelings, but for Osamu Dazai, these changes in expression can be easily covered up.
Osamu Dazai: It hurts so much qwq! ! !
"Can you still stand up? Do I need to take you to the hospital first?" Atsushi Nakajima asked.
In terms of the perception of Dazai's current situation, apart from Buteizai who is too familiar with Dazai to be fooled, Atsushi Nakajima, who has a beast-like intuition, is obviously better than Kunikida, who is a little better at this kind of thing. Dubu is sharper.
Although he didn't see what was wrong, he always felt that Mr. Dazai's expression seemed to be covering up something.
It's a pity that Atsushi Nakajima tilted his head in doubt for a moment because he was used to leaving all the thinking tasks to Mr. Dazai, and then decisively put this question behind him.
Anyway, Mr. Dazai will solve all this. He is so smart, maybe he has discovered some details that we have not discovered, and he is thinking about the layout!
When this little episode was over, they reached the gate of the orphanage and rang the bell on the edge of the gate.
As the ear-piercing alarm sounded, an old man in gray cloth came from the guard room not far away.
"What are you here for?" He asked through the gate railing.
From the constant relaxation of facial muscles, it can be seen that he wanted to make some gentle expressions similar to smiles to the visitors, but because of the serious expression of frowning for a long time, his attempt directly failed.
Because that ferocious look is not as good as the original bitter face, which is more kind.
In response to the doorman's inquiry, Wu Zhenzai walked forward with a smile, and spit out sweet words honed from various girls without money: "Hi, grandpa, this is also an orphanage, right? I want to know about the necessary procedures for adopting orphans."
The old gatekeeper glanced up and down at the group of people who ran all the way, and asked in a puzzled tone: "You all look young, why would you want to come here to adopt orphans?"
作者有话要说:感谢在2020-09-2011:34:42~2020-09-2620:00:00期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw mines: 1 なかはらちゅうや;
Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Akutagawa Ryunosuke; 5 bottles of Moyu; 1 bottle of ayano;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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