How to put on the character of Wen Haozai in front of Buteizai

impossible!This is not normal! !This unscientific! ! !

After being pulled by Kunikida Doppo, Osamu Dazai, who managed to evade multiple attacks from the explosion, squatted on the ground with a gloomy expression, while holding his head against the cold wall and wrapping his hands around his knees, thinking about the current situation. occurring.

It's just that I didn't pay attention for a moment, why did I suddenly become disfigured?

Looking at Osamu Dazai who was beaten badly, Kunikida Doppo thought pitifully—this silly boy, won't he be frightened crazy? !

If it's Dazai, he shouldn't be so fragile! ! !

Regarding Kunikida Doppo's nagging, Osamu Dazai resolutely said: "My ears were seriously injured in this accident, so I will go to the hospital to see if there is any problem with my ears."

Facing Dazai Osamu's "serious" expression, Kunikida Doppo pushed his glasses and stood beside Dazai Osamu.

"I'll accompany Dazai to the hospital."

He said this, and then turned his head to Atsushi Nakajima and ordered: "As for this Dazai..." He pointed to Buteizai who was standing aside happily humming a tune, "Next, please take care of him gone."

Although Kunikida Doppo did not say what he asked Atsushi Nakajima to watch Takenzai do, but after staying in the Armed Detective Agency for a period of time, he knew how unreliable his teacher was in normal times. Nodding in understanding.

"I will watch Mr. Dazai!" Atsushi Nakajima said solemnly.

Whether it is jumping off a building, entering the water, being hanged, or eating some messy things that come from nowhere (here specifically refers to poisonous mushrooms), I guarantee that Mr. Dazai under my supervision will definitely stay away from these things. Things go as far as they go.

Even if my brain is not as good as Mr. Dazai's, I will be fooled by him in all likelihood, but I just need to remember one thing - follow Mr. Dazai every step of the way, and if possible, use anything I can see to seal his mouth That's it.

As long as I don't listen to his foolishness, I won't be fooled.

Atsushi Nakajima thought innocently.

Wu Jingzai didn't have the slightest opinion on this, because he knew that no matter what he said at this time, he would be suppressed, and more importantly, if he really wanted to find a chance to commit suicide, no one could stop him.

Do you think that if you don't let yourself speak, you can't fool people?

Oh, naive! ! !

With an undeniable attitude towards this, Butei Jai shrugged his shoulders and then changed the subject briskly: "What brand of earphones are you wearing? Hurry up, tell me and let me avoid lightning later!"

"It's a very ordinary miscellaneous brand~"

Osamu Dazai elongated his tone and spoke nonsense lazily, Takenzai smiled "hehe" at this, as if he really couldn't recognize what this earphone was?

Anyway, this is the earphone that I used to wear when I was lazy on the sofa.

But he didn't expose it directly. After all, the "same style" and "couple" headphones sound terrible! ! !

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The hospital was in the southwest corner of the city, and the orphanage in the northeast was two levels away. Osamu Dazai, who had no intention of walking, reached out and stopped a taxi as soon as he went out.

Because it was still working hours, there were not many cars on the street, so they arrived at their destination in just over half an hour.

Just when Kunikida Doppo was about to pay, he saw Osamu Dazai take out a black card that looked familiar no matter how you looked at it, put his hands in his pockets after "tipping" on the credit card machine handed over by the driver Get out of the car.

After swiping the card to get off the bus, Kunikida Doppo looked at Osamu Dazai with a tangled expression, hesitant to speak but stopped: "This card looks different from the one you used before..."

And I always feel like I saw it in the pocket of Osamu Dazai in my detective agency...

"Really?" Dazai said.

Then he stood there with a smile in his eyes, did nothing, just looked at Kunikida Doppo steadfastly.

The blond-haired young man who was stared at by this kind of gaze looked away in embarrassment, "Maybe I misread it?"

He said something that he didn't even believe in himself, and at the same time, he was silently filled with introverts in his heart - woo woo woo, I lied, I am a dishonest person who is ashamed of my own ideals! ! !

Looking at Doppo Kunikida, whose eyes were filled with grief and anger, who was dying of shame, Osamu Dazai reached out and patted his shoulder while innocently blinking his kite-colored eyes.

"Kunikida-kun, now we have a very important problem to solve..."

After hearing Dazai Osamu's voice, Kunikida Doppo put down his hands that were used to cover his cheeks, and asked in a daze, "What's the problem?"

Osamu Dazai smiled, and pointed to the registration desk in the hospital lobby.

"Although I have enough money for expenses, I am a person from a parallel world after all, so I don't have any ID cards or anything~" The brown-haired youth gnawed on his nails with some 'headache', and then stretched The tone said to Kunikida Doppo meaningfully: "In this case, what should I do?"

"After all, to see a doctor or something, you need to use something like an ID card to register!"

Eh--

Doppo Kunikida remembered that Osamu Dazai in front of him was from a parallel world, which meant that his original identity document would not be effective in this world. What should we do if this is the case?

"You really have no way to deal with this problem?" Kunikida Doppo asked a little unwillingly.

To Kunikida Doppo's question, Dazai Osamu said with a smile: "I can't help it~ After all, I don't have any channels to contact the official personnel yet."

no wonder~

The previous Anwu was not saved in vain!

Osamu Dazai fooled Kunikida Doppo with a smile, waiting for the ending that he knew would come without much thinking.

After getting Dazai Osamu's answer, Kunikida Doppo scratched his hair irritably, after thinking for a moment, he gritted his teeth and took out a certificate from his bag.

"This certificate belongs to Dazai on our side. If you really have no choice, you can use this to deal with it first." He said this, thinking that he would use this certificate to deceive the medical staff in the future, and his heart beat It started to hurt.

Osamu Dazai is indeed a black dye. People like me who pursue peace of mind and noble character are all because he lowered his bottom line.

Looking at the certificate in his hand, Osamu Dazai made a "YES" gesture in his heart - OK, the certificate is in hand!

Then he skipped to the front desk to register with Buteizai's ID, and Kunikida Doppo found a bench and sat down, then took out his mobile phone and began to edit information for Buteizai.

After all, it is Dazai's certificate, so it's better to tell Dazai after using it.

Osamu Dazai over there registered and saw Doppo Kunikida sitting on a bench, he leaned in front of the idler and "kindly" reminded: "It will take a long time for me to queue up to see a doctor and get an injection. , rather than letting you wait here blankly, you might as well find something else to do."

"Looking for something else to do?" Kunikida Doppo looked at Osamu Dazai vigilantly, and asked back with a frown.

In his eyes, all people surnamed Dazai are born with Pippi attributes, no matter how kind and kind this Dazai Osamu is now, he will never forget that this person played himself in front of the Armed Detective Agency.

So in order to prevent the other party from going to the sky, I would never let Dazai stay alone in the hospital.

Dazai's mouth, a deceitful ghost.

He found that although Kunikida Doppo was a little vigilant, he was still willing to communicate seriously with him, so Osamu Dazai quickly talked with him about the background of the case at hand, and after talking about it for more than ten minutes, he successfully knocked him out up.

Kunikida Doppo, who was completely confused, pressed Dazai Osamu's shoulder and asked solemnly: "So what do you need me for? Just tell me!"

"It's very simple~" Dazai Osamu broke free from Kai Kunikida Doppo's shackles, and replied with a smile: "If we want to find out the matter completely, we will probably stay here for a few days. It happens that there is a hotel next door. You Go over there and fix up the rooms we will live in for the next few days."

The author has something to say: I originally planned to separate the two Zai for a period of time to calm down, but Wu Jingzai actually snatched the pen from me! !

Do you know what kind of despair I felt after I finished writing the first draft of this chapter and found that Wu Zhenzai directly carried Dazai on his back, and then hugged the princess into the taxi?

Obviously at the beginning, I thought about going to Guotai’s plot here, but after being robbed of the pen by Butei Zai, even if I deleted it and wrote it again, I also found that I didn’t seem to get the original idea. . .

55555, Butei Zai, if you do this again, I will cry, I will cry~~

I'm too hard! ! !