How to put on the character of Wen Haozai in front of Buteizai

It was almost six o'clock when Dazai Osamu and Ninata Yushi came out of the police station.

The sun was gradually sinking to the west, looming half above the sea level.

Clouds smeared with sunlight floated in the sky that was dyed orange red, and the rough "quack quack" of crows, like iron agricultural implements across the smooth glass surface, came from the branches wrapped in green leaves. Suddenly, there was a sound of flapping wings.

Seeing Eishi Ninzuzu who was waiting for his son with a suave appearance not far away, with his pocket half in his pocket, Dazai Osamu raised the corners of his lips amusedly.

Is this here to pick up your son or hook up with a girl? !

Although he complained silently in his heart, Osamu Dazai didn't show it at all on the surface. Instead, he patted Yuuji Ninzu on the shoulder and pushed him in the direction of Eiji Ninzu.

"Dazai, do you want me to send you back?" Seeing Dazai Osamu and his own son walking together, Eiji Ninzu asked casually after waving his hand and saying hello.

Osamu Dazai shook his head, then took out the cell phone from his pocket.

He showed the mobile phone screen in front of them, and then declined with an awkward but polite smile: "Thank you very much for your kindness, Doctor Renzu, but unfortunately I have already informed my friends, they will be here soon .”

"So, next time~" He shrugged his shoulders slightly while saying this, making a relaxed look.

After seeing it, Eiji Shinobu sighed with some regret, wiped his gold-rimmed glasses with the glasses cloth he carried with him, and then asked: "Since it's too late today, then I won't make things difficult for you, Dazai, take it." Do you have time to come down?"

Before Osamu Dazai answered, Eiji Ninzu completed the invitation on his own: "Why don't I be the host the day after tomorrow, let's find a time to get together."

"That's not good, Doctor Renzu, aren't you going to be transferred soon?"

Osamu Dazai was taken aback when he heard this, looked at the father and son Ninzu and remembered the gaffe of Ninzu Yuji in the car earlier, and said: "Don't you have a lot of things to pack, do you really have that time? ? So it’s better for me not to bother you.”

"It's nothing, it's just moving... We've moved so many times, we've already sorted out a pattern." After hearing Dazai Osamu's refusal, Eiji Ninzuzu said indifferently.

At the same time, Yuuto Ninata poked his head out of the car.

After hearing his father's words, he nodded quickly, and quickly opened his mouth to relieve Dazai's worries, "Dazai, you don't have to worry at all, let's not talk about it. It's just a matter of being called a housekeeping aunt."

So, our party is more important.

"No, no, this won't work." Osamu Dazai shook his head again and again after hearing this, and hurried back a few steps.

Next, he patted his chest with his hands with lingering fear, and then seriously refused: "Our dinner party can be delayed, and your business is more important now. If it is really too late, at worst, we will invite you after you move. I'll have a meal at your new home."

After hearing this, Ren Zu and his son looked at each other in blank dismay. This seemed to be a pretty good idea indeed.So in just half a minute, they agreed to Osamu Dazai's proposal.

At this moment, the sound of "da da da" footsteps sounded in the parking lot.

This footstep is not the kind of footsteps that have been specially trained by the police or soldiers to appear very neat. It is the kind of footsteps that are well-structured and have their own personality, so it is easy to distinguish who is who.

Osamu Dazai, who had his back turned to the direction of the sound of footsteps, hadn't had time to turn his head to look over, when he found that Ninzu Yuuji, who was talking to him face to face, suddenly pressed his shoulder and asked in a slightly curious voice: "Mr. Dazai, may I ask?" Do you have a twin brother?"

Otherwise, how could these two people look so good?No, this is not a purely similar degree. It should be said that there is almost no difference between the two with the naked eye, so they look exactly the same.

Eh--

Dazai Osamu hadn't reacted when Ninazu Yuji just said this, but soon he realized what the other party meant.

"Dazai, Kunikida-kun, and Atsushi-kun~"

Osamu Dazai immediately turned around, greeted the Butei group who came slowly, and then pointed to Ninzu and his son and introduced: "This is Doctor Ninzu and his son Yushi-kun, they are good people~"

Dazai Osamu blinked playfully while saying this, and added: "I just arrived in Akita, and I'm not very familiar with it, it was Yushi-kun who took me to find a private enough place to get my hair done."

Then he lowered his head slightly, showing off his hair that had been burnt before, "Look, you can't see it at all now!"

It is said that Japanese people still pay more attention to each other's address, and it is unlikely that people who meet each other for the first time will directly call each other's names.Even though Osamu Dazai continued to draw in the sense of intimacy between each other during the verbal conversation, he did not hold the acquaintance set before, and he still abided by such regulations before.

Now, when the two fathers and sons of Ninzuzu are present, they temporarily change the name of Yushi Ninzuzu through the introduction of others. Although the person concerned feels a little awkward, he quickly puts it down.

After all, there are two ninjas here, and it is indeed a bit unclear to call them Mr. ninjutsu directly.

"It does look pretty good..." Takenzai muttered to himself, and then reached out and stroked Dazai Osamu's limp hair quickly.

Well, it still feels so good~

! ! ! ? ? ? ! ! !

Osamu Dazai who was attacked suddenly opened Buteizai's hand, and after stepping back a few steps, he stared at the smiling Buteizai with his vigilant eyes.

Osamu Dazai: The head can be broken, the blood can flow, and the hairstyle can't be messed up!

And you, what are you laughing at?Squinting his eyes all day to make a sinister expression with malicious intentions! ! !

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Seeing that the two Dazai started to fight again regardless of the occasion, Kunikida Doppo, who was holding up his glasses, suddenly smashed the brown-red glasses frame in his hand, and quickly knocked on the heads of the two of them with his middle finger After that, he put his hands on his hips and put on an expression of hating iron and steel, and said: "You two are enough, what are you doing in front of others?!"

Staring at them with a "@_@" expression, Ninjazu and his son immediately realized it. After waving their hands, they put on an awkward but polite smile.

"It's nothing, young people should live a more lively life."

"It's okay, how many more lively classmates have I met in school?"

So get used to it, get used to it...

Leaving aside Takenzai and Dazai Osamu who puffed up their cheeks and put on the same "cat-maw-angry" expression after being knocked, Kunikida Doppo, who has a more reliable personality, fell into a trap after his glasses were crushed. Very embarrassing situation.

He is short-sighted, the kind who can't tell the difference between humans and animals 500 meters away... So after being irritated by the two Dazai and crushing his glasses, this colorful world has become blurred in his eyes.

After sighing in his heart and making a "cut", Kunikida Doppo used his previous impressions to accurately find Ninata and his son standing in front of the car. He bowed slightly and said, "Thank you for taking care of Dazai this time."

"It's nothing, I'm just looking for an excuse to let Yushi come out for a stroll, otherwise he will be ruined if he stays at home all day." Ninzu Yingshi replied politely.

Kunikida Doppo shook his head quickly, and then put on a vicissitudes expression of "I can't look back on the past" and said: "I still know how hard Dazai is..." Then he turned his head and 'looked' at Butei Zaiwa In the direction of Osamu Dazai, he shouted: "Dazai, you have been taken care of by someone, you have to come over by yourself to say thank you, right?"

Seriously, one or two all put things on me.

It's really not worrying! ! !

"No, Dazai-kun is quite..." Yushi Ninzu suddenly got stuck in the middle of his speech. After thinking for a while, he couldn't find a more suitable adjective, and finally spit out aggrievedly. The word "beautiful".

Just as he was about to continue explaining, he was interrupted by a double burst of laughter.

It turned out that Doppo Kunikida, who had been focusing on Ninaku and his son before, didn't realize that while he was talking with others, Buteizai and Dazai Osamu had silently changed directions with Atsushi Nakajima.

And when he turned his head the same way he did before...

"Hahahaha, hahahaha!" Seeing Kunikida Doppo calling his name to Atsushi Nakajima, Osamu Dazai couldn't hold it any longer, and leaned against Buteizai with his stomach in his arms while laughing wildly.

Then he tugged on Butei-zai's sleeve and said, "Look, Kunikida-kun hasn't noticed that we've changed positions... He actually recognized Atsu-kun as us?!"

"That's right, that's right, you can actually recognize the two of us who are only 1.7 meters tall, Kunikida-kun!" Wu Zhenzai did not hesitate to show his doggy personality without any companions Love laughed.

Not to mention Atsushi Nakajima, whose height was taken care of, and Doppo Kunikida, whose eyesight was taken care of again, this is the first time I saw Butei and Osamu Dazai using their tacit understanding to play tricks on their companions under the watchful eyes of the public The Renzu father and son didn't know what to say.

Especially Yushi Ninzu, he felt that what he said earlier seemed a bit slap in the face...

Renzu father and son: This is beyond the scope of livelyness, right?This is a real dog!

Seeing that the ginger-haired young man was about to explode, Yushi Ninzu immediately stepped forward to change the subject: "Dazai-kun is pretty good, if it wasn't for his help before, I would definitely not be just a gimmick now." Hit the glass so little injury."

Yushi Ninzu who said this time felt a toothache, he was guilty!

But what else can I do?

Leaving aside the fact that Osamu Dazai is a "friend" he just met, he just saved his life and he can't just watch him being beaten casually like this, right? !

Facing the two intersection entrances, Kunikida Doppo thought for a moment and immediately decided to finish the conversation with Ninaku and his son first. After all, Osamu Dazai and Buteizai are always by their side, so you can look for "killing" and so on later. time to complete.

It doesn't matter how infighting in the armed detective agency is, but you still have to restrain yourself when you are outside, otherwise you will lose the reputation of their armed detective agency.

The two Dazai could not care about this, but they couldn't do it themselves.

After all, he used to be a teacher. Kunikida Doppo, after his rationality came online, was very bluffing just relying on his reliable temperament. After successfully coaxing Ninzu and his son away, he put his hands on his hips and looked unfriendly. He looked at Buteizai and Dazai Osamu, who were leaning their heads against each other and whispering something in a whisper.

"Dazai, I think..."

As soon as he opened his mouth, Wu Jingzai interrupted the topic directly. The young man in a sand-colored windbreaker looked at the sky outside and said, "Anyway, it's not too late, and the police station is near the orphanage. Shall we try Continue to investigate and investigate?"

"Ah~ If I remember correctly, isn't the orphanage not open to the public at night?" Atsushi Nakajima answered suspiciously after hearing this.

At this moment, Kunikida Doppo's mind flashed a flash of light, he looked at the two Dazai in disbelief, and said, "You don't plan to visit the orphanage at night, do you?"

It should be illegal to break into a private residence, right? !

But after hearing Kunikida Doppo's words, Butei Zai twisted his waist pretentiously, then covered his face with his hands and said shyly, "Kunikida-kun, what are you talking about~ how could I do such a thing !" Then he patted his cheek with his hands, and said with a straight face: "I am a good person, how could a good person do such illegal things like breaking into a famous house?!"

"Then what are you going to do?" Kunikida Doppo said tiredly.

At this time, Wu Jingzai took out a folded, colorful paper from his pocket. When he spread it out and displayed it in front of everyone, he would find that it was a map of the city. The oil-based pen deliberately circled several large areas.

Wu Zhenzai clicked on the map with his index finger, and said: "Look, there is a deep mountain and old forest behind this orphanage. Don't you feel curious about this arrangement?"

"Old orphanage in the deep mountain castle~" Osamu Dazai spoke with a drawn-out tone.

Kunikida Doppo and Nakajima Atsushi looked at each other, they didn't understand why the two Dazai suddenly paid attention to this forest, but they really didn't have any action plan at night, and it's not too late now.

so......

Kunikida Doppo scratched his hair a little irritably, gritted his teeth and said, "Since you are curious about that place, go and have a look." Then he raised his eyes and looked at the place where the voice came from, "But Dazai you Remember, we are here to investigate the case this time, not to travel..."

"So don't just go missing again, you know?!" Kunikida Doppo who said this suddenly grabbed Buteizai's collar, and warned with a serious expression.

Faced with Kunikida Doppo's warning, Buteizai lowered his eyelids in frustration, then waved his hands and said, "Kunikida-kun, how can you doubt me like this? This is really sad~"

Just as Kunikida Doppo was thinking about whether his strong warning was a bit too hurtful, after all, although Dazai was not very vocal, he was still very serious when performing tasks, so he pouted in embarrassment to apologize.

Then......

"I lied to you~" Wu Jingzai suddenly smiled with a cat face.

He calmly broke free from Kai Kunikida Doppo's shackles, then trotted to Dazai Osamu's back and put his arms around Dazai's neck loosely, stuck out his tongue at Kunikida Doppo and made a grimace, "Kunikida-kun, you It's still so easy to be fooled!"

"Dazai—"

The author has something to say: I joined V today, because I plan to raise a clip in the future, I will send out all the updates for the next three days at 18:21, 24:7, and 11:[-]. The four-day update is adjusted to [-]:[-] pm on the [-]th, and the normal update status will resume after the clamp is released.

PS: As a celebration, the updates in the first three days are doubled (that is, 4000+ per day), everyone is welcome to come and see~