How to put on the character of Wen Haozai in front of Buteizai

The morning sunlight slanted into the room through the luxuriant laughing tree, leaving layers of light circles one after another on the white quilt.

There were two bulges on the hospital bed by the window, and the brown hair was scattered on the bed sheet through the quilt.

It was a very ordinary summer morning.

Perhaps because of the long-term suicide and martyrdom and irregular diet, even after being recuperated by specialized personnel during the period of time in the port Mafia, Wu Zhenzai still left some hidden wounds on his body.

These dark wounds usually do not seem to be much of a hindrance, but they keep his body temperature a few degrees lower than that of ordinary people all year round.

If it is in winter, this may be a very tortured situation.

But it's summer and it's hot.

After someone made such a human-shaped cooler, Osamu Dazai, who fell asleep, slipped into Buteizai's arms in a daze, hugging the other's waist tightly and refused to let go.

So they have used such a movement that looks a bit sticky to outsiders to sleep until now.

bang bang-

Crack - sting -

There were several knocks on the door, but Buteizai and Osamu Dazai, who were still lying on the bed, obviously had no intention of getting up.

They rubbed their heads together in the quilt a few times, and after finding that the quilt could not block the sound, they picked up the pillow they were leaning on and pressed it against their faces.

Well, as long as I don't listen, these voices don't exist!

Thinking in this way, they acted in unison and ignored the knocking on the door that became more and more urgent, and the person outside the door knocked a few times but found that no one came to answer the door, and the original expression of a little irritability became even more sudden. It became gloomy.

He didn't care that the hospital was not under the name of Port Mafia, so he pushed the door open with a "stab".

"Hey, Dazai, I've been knocking on the door for so long, can you stop pretending to be dead?!"

In the horrified eyes of the fellow nurse, Zhong Yuan broke the doorknob abruptly, turned his head to apologize to the other party, told her that he would compensate all the losses, and then walked into the room.

Of course, at this time, he did not forget to close the door that was kicked open by himself.

After entering the room, he first reached out and pressed his hat, twirled it a few times, then looked up and said: "What you told me in the email yesterday, now give me everything..."

Just when he was about to say "tell me everything", he was taken aback by the situation at the scene.

Well, two mackerel stacked on top of each other.

As a cadre of the port Mafia, Zhong Yuan, who already had a place of sex under his name, and was not created by an innocent person like a blank sheet of paper, decisively misunderstood after seeing this scene.

With a blank face, he looked at the two people lying side by side on the hospital bed, and his fingers trembling when pointing at them.

"When did you two get together? And mackerel, didn't you always prefer those mature big sisters?!"

Nakahara Chuya said such a sentence in a chaotic tone, and the memory of Buteizai and himself running to the side to hook up with the big sister began to flash in his mind when he was halfway through the task.

So, when did this guy change his taste? !

Facing Nakahara's disappointing performance, Osamu Dazai stuck his head out from under the pillow, and then said with a smile: "Little slug, what kind of yellow waste is in your head~"

"Eh--"

After hearing such doubts, Nakahara Chuya jumped up, pointing to Dazai Osamu and Takenzai who were still lying on the bed and shouted: "Is there anything wrong with what I said?"

"You said it yourself not to hug a man, but now..." Nakahara looked at Osamu Dazai who had shrunk into Buteizai's arms, "...this state is not good. Do you need me to explain more?!"

Regarding Nakahara Chuya's question, Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows rather frivolously, and pointed lazily at the sofa bed on one side, "It's just that I am too lazy to make the bed and work, but you can think of this place, really ..."

Halfway through his speech, he paused, made a few "tsk tsk tsk" sounds, and then stared at Zhongya Zhongyuan with a meaningful expression.

I didn't expect you to be this kind of person!

Nakahara Nakahara, who was stared at by Osamu Dazai's straightforward eyes, scratched his head in embarrassment, and said awkwardly with a distorted expression as if he had eaten something unspeakable: "I'm very sorry, this time I misunderstood gone."

"If you know your mistakes, you can correct them. Don't laugh when you are kind."

For Nakahara Chuya's apology, Takenzai, who was obviously very useful, said with a smile. He stretched out his hand and pushed Dazai Osamu in his arms, and then sat up on the bed.

Maybe it was because it was too late yesterday, the clothes on them were a little wrinkled.Under such circumstances, some unspeakable traces were completely displayed in front of Zhongyuan Zhongye.

Nakahara Chuya: ...? ! 【Pupil Earthquake.jpg】

Shocked, Nakahara pointed to the naked collarbones of Dazai Osamu and Buteizai with a shocked face, and there were still some bluish-purple marks on them.

you you you you you......

Zhong Yuan, who realized that he had been deceived, also blushed, and asked angrily: "I didn't mean to sleep together because I thought it was too troublesome to make a sofa bed. In fact, nothing happened at all!"

So what's going on now? !

I'm not so blind that I can't see these obvious traces, Osamu Dazai, do you think I'm stupid?

"It's true that I didn't make the sofa bed when I was sleeping..." Osamu Dazai scratched his ears unaffected as if he hadn't heard anything, and then said indifferently : "...But I didn't say that nothing happened before or after sleep~"

After saying this, maybe because he was afraid that he would not be able to get completely angry in the Central Plains, Osamu Dazai stuck out his tongue at the orange-haired young man in a weird way and made a grimace.

"You are changing the concept secretly!!!"

Nakahara Chuya shouted hoarsely, he knew that most of the guys surnamed Dazai were shameless, but he didn't expect them to be able to do this.

This is no longer the petty fights of the past. After the two Osamu Dazai got mixed together, their power limit has risen, and they have reached the level of nuclear weapons.

Regarding Nakahara Chuya's doubts, Osamu Dazai just kept a smile on his face and maintained an innocent and innocent expression of "What are you talking about?", which made the orange-haired youth, who was his old partner, feel a little sick.

Knowing how thick-skinned this guy was, he would most likely not be able to please the other party, so he decisively shifted his target in the Central Plains, and tactfully advised Wu Jingzai: "Even if you brought some big sisters back to the dormitory before, it was you It’s your own private place, but this place is a hospital and a public place, so it’s not good to do that?!”

"Hey, hey, Nakaya Mama is super wordy~"

Wu Zhenzai acted like the kind of rebellious teenager who was impatient with his mother's nagging, scratching his ears and pretending that he didn't hear anything.

Then he hugged Osamu Dazai's waist openly, aimed at the light color of the man's lips and bit it up, and when the tip of his tongue was entangled, he still didn't forget to cast a contrived glance at Nakahara Nakaya who was watching.

There is no need to say more about the provocative language contained in that look, such as what to do with you.

Osamu Dazai, who understood what the other party was trying to do when he saw Takenzai approaching, smiled and cooperated, and while enjoying the warm service from the otherworldly body, he gave the same look to Nakahara Chuya who was watching.

If it was normal, Nakahara Nakahara, who was ridiculed by Dazai Osamu, would definitely fight back without hesitation, but now he has been frightened by the scene that was staged in front of him, and he didn't know whether it was a drama or a farce. up.

you you you......

I, I, I...

He, he, he...

What the hell is going on with this shit? !

After seeing Chuya Nakahara, who obviously didn't react and would probably continue to shut down if he hadn't been woken up by someone, Takenzai let go of biting Osamu Dazai's lips a little bored, then hugged him and shrugged his shoulders , "Chuya, your reaction is really..."

As soon as Buteizai's words fell, Osamu Dazai, who was being hugged over there, took over the topic tacitly, opened his mouth and said to Nakahara Chuya word by word: "...the innocent little virgin!"

"I'm not, I'm not, it's not me!"

Zhongyuan Zhong also shook his head quickly, and immediately denied Sanlian: "Obviously the two of you played too much!!!"

Seeing Nakahara Chuya lose his composure on the spot, the two Osamu Dazai laughed happily on the spot.

Nakahara Nakahara, who was ridiculed and turned into a rage, raised his fist decisively, and started a good trick that he had developed after being bullied for many years - beating and killing.

Seeing the fist being swung at him, Butekunzai threw the quilt on his body into the air, spread it out, and then waved in the direction of Chuya Zhongyuan.

Then Osamu Dazai and Buteizai ran to the left and right in tacit agreement, grasping the quilt with both hands and pressing on the ground...

Central Plains is also captured

"Okay, okay, okay—"

Osamu Dazai stepped on the corner of the quilt with his right foot, and his replaced right hand gently patted Chuya Nakahara's head through the quilt, "Stop making trouble, have you forgotten that we still have business to talk about?!"

Zhong Yuanzhong, who was covered by the quilt, also clenched his fists and slapped the ground hard, thinking aggrievedly——whether it is to bring up the topic or play tricks on others, it is obviously the two of you who are always making trouble.

The author has something to say: By the way, I don’t know if you have noticed that it has always been Buteizai who takes the initiative and has the upper hand from Juye’s perspective, but the real situation——

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