How to put on the character of Wen Haozai in front of Buteizai

"Hey, hey, Chuya, what are you doing?!"

Osamu Dazai, who was picked up on his back, subconsciously hooked Nakahara Chuya's neck with his backhand, looked at himself who was suddenly suspended in the air, and then subconsciously began to resist.

Osamu Dazai: Fuck, if I go out like this, won't my face be all gone? !

Nakahara was also accustomed to suppressing Osamu Dazai's resistance with one hand, like weighing pork, and then went outside with Osamu Dazai on his shoulders.

While walking, he skillfully complained: "Don't tell me, Dazai, do you think you can still move around at will according to your current injury?"

After finishing speaking, he put on a pair of dead fish eyes, looked down at Osamu Dazai in his arms, and said with a smirk: "Or after I hugged you so many times, you suddenly realized that in this situation Should I be ashamed?"

hugged by me...

Being hugged so many times...

Standing behind, Butengzai was in a bad mood, his mind kept replaying what Nakahara Chuya had said before.

Wu Zhenzai: I always feel like I know something great, and why my head is a little heavy...

Children, do you have a lot of little question marks? ? ?

I didn't pay much attention to it at first, but after seeing Osamu Dazai being taken carelessly by that little slug of Nakahara Chuya, Buteizai felt as if he had been made countless times smaller all of a sudden and was soaked in a cup full of vinegar. inside the dish.

There was a sour smell all over his body.

In order to prevent himself from becoming as sad as the male and female protagonists in those bitter dramas, Takenzai decided to take the initiative to catch that Dazai Osamu who sneaked into other people's homes without being optimistic.

"Wow, you two are waiting for me!"

Watching Buteizai chasing after him while shouting, the hound duo looked at each other and smiled wryly, feeling as if they had accidentally seen a drama about emotional disputes that middle-aged and elderly women like most.

Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuya on the other side.

After observing the surrounding environment and confirming that there were no living people nearby, Osamu Dazai immediately calmed down.

Zhongyuan Zhong also snorted softly when he noticed this scene, and then muttered openly: "Finally, I stopped pretending, and I said that according to the thickness of your skin, how could you suddenly become so shy?"

As a bad friend during his lifetime, Nakahara, who has been reincarnated together to fight against the invaders for nearly a hundred years after his death, can also be said to know Dazai Osamu very well.

Facing Nakahara Chuya, Dazai Osamu didn't say anything, just looked at him with a smile, and after feeling a bit awkward looking at him, he adjusted his posture, found a comfortable place and nestled directly in.

"Yeah, I'm such a bad adult with a thick skin and a pretentious..."

After saying this, he raised his head slightly, squinted his eyes and glanced at Nakahara Chuya above, and then joked in a brisk tone: "But even if I am so hopeless, Chuya, you still come to save me Is it~"

"If it wasn't for the secretary who was so frightened that she was about to cry after seeing your life paper, and seeing that she refused to sleep at night when she was looking for you these days, it made my eyes dark, otherwise I wouldn't bother to come to you Where is the mackerel!"

Nakahara also said disdainfully, but it can be seen from the hands he tightly hugged Osamu Dazai and the other party's cautious movements and footsteps that things were not as he said.

Maybe this is the so-called textbook tsundere?

Seeing this scene, Osamu Dazai chuckled lightly, and then Chuya Nakahara stared at him, and finally sorted out his state amidst the other party's questioning "What are you laughing at?" Be a demon again.

"I'm happy, because Chuya, you came here to save me on purpose."

Zhongyuan Zhong also raised his head when he heard this sentence, pretending nothing happened, then muttered again: "I told you that I was here for the secretary, so I didn't come here to find you on purpose!"

He emphasized again that he never thought of how anxious he was when Osamu Dazai just disappeared.

Osamu Dazai didn't care about Nakahara Chuya's stubbornness, but just looked at the orange-haired youth with that soft expression.

"By the way, Chuya, how long can you stay in this place this time?" Dazai Osamu said suddenly.

Nakahara Chuya heard the words and turned his head to look over, his azure blue pupils fixed on Dazai Osamu's body, like a calm sea and like a spring sky, able to contain everything in this world.

If it was someone else, they shouldn't be able to help but compromise at this time, right?

But the one standing here is Osamu Dazai, so while ignoring all this, he ruthlessly continued to ask: "If the Secretary successfully locates this world, then you should not be the only one who came to save me now." one person......"

When he said this, he paused, and then added: "No matter how you say it, there should be a small team of three to four people."

"Do you still remember the method of making the life paper that the secretary learned before?"

Nakahara also interrupted Osamu Dazai's question, and said calmly: "Later, the library modified and strengthened it. When it senses that the owner is about to die, it can randomly send a teammate bound to it. to save people."

"Your life paper was bound to me by the secretary after it was made, so this time, after realizing that you almost killed yourself, the life paper sent me here."

Osamu Dazai nodded in understanding after listening to this explanation, and then repeated his previous question again.

Zhongyuan Zhong also stared at Dazai Osamu, then sighed in defeat, and said: "This time, because of the transmission of the life paper, the library should have the coordinates of this world, but if you want to break the barrier of the world , It is estimated that it will take several months."

"Don't change the subject." Osamu Dazai frowned dissatisfied.

Nakahara seemed to be looking at his ignorant child, then stared at Osamu Dazai with a look of hatred for iron and steel, and then compromised: "24 hours, at most 24 hours later I will Forcibly sent back to the library because of repulsion."

Just when Osamu Dazai was about to ask more questions, he heard the sound of a heavy object falling to the ground and a sound of extreme astonishment as if he had seen something incredible beyond his comprehension.

"You two, what are you doing?!"

Coincidentally, this voice was very familiar to the two people present, and the angry howls of Nakahara Chuya after being annoyed by Osamu Dazai were similar to this.

I saw the cadre Zhong stepped on a boulder with one leg, pointing at Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuya who were hugging each other with trembling fingers. That expression was the appearance only after the living world view was shattered.

who I am?where am I?what am i doing?

Why did he actually see a second self after the mackerel multiplied by two, and this self seemed to have a strange relationship with the second mackerel, which was a bit too much? !

Looking at Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuya in front of him, the cadres imagined in his mind the scene after he hugged Princess Buteizai like this...

vomit--

It's disgusting, a scene like that! !

It looked like a terrified cat, obviously among the cadres who were frightened out of their wits, Nakahara Nakaya weighed Osamu Dazai in his hand and raised his eyebrows and said: "Dazai is injured, as a relative and friend What if I help him?"

"You...you...you...you...you...you..."

The cadres stammered and wanted to speak, but they shut their mouths in embarrassment when they found themselves speechless. After thinking for a while, they made up their minds to speak again: "Since you came from that direction, you must know Now there are two Dazai, right?"

"Yes, what's the matter?" Zhong Yuan also smiled.

Seeing a smile three points similar to Dazai Osamu appear on his face, the cadres feel that the world is a bit shattered, "...Then do you know that these two people got together?"

After thinking for a long time, he didn't think of what to say, but finally he just choked out these words.

Everything else was fine, but when this incident was fully uttered, what split became Zhongya in the Central Plains.

......

"When did it happen?" After a long silence, Zhong Yuanzhong also asked.

Osamu Dazai touched his smooth cheek, flung a wink rather narcissistically, and then answered casually: "If I remember correctly, it seems to have happened the day before yesterday. Although it was just an accident at first, I found out later that We seem to be getting along pretty well..."

"Stop, stop, stop, I don't want to hear about this thing between you!"

Zhong Yuan quickly waved his hand to stop Osamu Dazai from blurting out more details, but even so, he still couldn't regain his lost integrity.

Osamu Dazai closed his mouth a little aggrieved, then blinked his iris-colored eyes pitifully at Nakahara Nakaya.

Then, as if he suddenly discovered something, he kept wandering his eyes between Zhongya Zhongya and the cadres.

His actions aroused Chuya Nakahara's curiosity, so the orange-haired youth wondered: "Dazai, what are you doing?"

"No~ nothing." Hearing this, Osamu Dazai quickly stopped his movements, and smiled obediently at Nakahara Chuya.

Perhaps it was intentional, such an obvious movement made Zhong Yuanzhong feel even more itchy as if being scratched by a cat.

Looking at Dazai Osamu's appearance, the young man who didn't have much patience told him intuitively that the other party was about to act again, so he lowered his voice and said, "Tell me quickly!"

"No, if you say so, Chuya, you will definitely beat me up!" Osamu Dazai covered his mouth exaggeratedly.

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked gloomy, "Hurry up!"

"All right......"

Osamu Dazai curled his lips and said seriously: "In this case, Chuya, you must promise not to beat me up after hearing this!"

"Got it, got it, you nagging brat!" Zhong Yuanzhong responded impatiently.

Dazai Osamu, who got the guarantee, smiled playfully, and then said something that made people's complexion change drastically: "Chuya, I suddenly found that compared with this Mr. Nakahara, you seem to be a little shorter!"

The author has something to say: Chuya Nakahara (pulls Osamu Dazai with a changed face): How can you be so confused and get out with yourself? !

Osamu Dazai: Don't you think that for a perfect person like me, only an equally perfect existence is worthy [touch face.jpg]?

Speaking of which, at the end, Osamu Dazai wanted to use the routine, and Chuya discovered the anti-routine that he wanted to pretend to be fierce, and then Dazai used this to counter the routine...

I was cared about my height, but in the end this care was coerced and lured by myself, hhhhhh......

The Central Plains are miserable! ! !