How to put on the character of Wen Haozai in front of Buteizai

Today was their first day back to work at the Armed Detective Agency on a business trip. For some reason, Atsushi Nakajima, who had always been obedient before, seemed a little uneasy at this moment.

Kunikida Doppo, who was sorting out the documents with him, saw it and asked with some doubts: "Aton, what's wrong with you?"

Atsushi Nakajima, who was suddenly awakened from his thoughts, jumped up from his seat like a frightened big cat, and then quickly sat up straight.

"Ah, it's nothing..." He scratched his head reluctantly with a smile.

Kunikida Doppo looked at this scene with a puzzled face, not knowing what Atsushi Nakajima was doing.

Ranpo Edogawa burst out laughing after seeing this scene, the wave soda in his hand fell and poured on the ground, he picked up the soda bottle in distress, took out one side of marbles and said To: "Haven't you found out yet? Aden's reaction now is definitely because he saw something he shouldn't have seen yesterday."

Things you shouldn't see...

Kunikida was stunned, and then thought about Atsushi Nakajima's regular itinerary - the detective agency and the dormitory are two points one line, the only exception yesterday was to take the little girl to the mall to go shopping.

So if something really happens, it will only happen between these three places.

But what can happen if you go shopping for clothes?

Could it be that something like a terrorist attack happened in the shopping mall yesterday, but I didn't get any relevant news.

"Actually, it's Mr. Dazai..." The little tiger pointed his fingers and stammered.

Before he finished speaking, Kunikida Doppo, who caught the point, slapped the table, and shouted: "Speaking of Dazai, where is Dazai?!"

Shouting like this, he looked around and realized that Wu Detective Jae hadn't been to the detective agency since this morning.

Seeing Kunikida Doppo who was about to explode into a Tyrannosaurus Rex, Atsushi Nakajima shrank his head silently.

"Well, Mr. Dazai said that he is going on a date today..." Finally, he murmured.

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Among the people in the detective agency over there, Wu Detective Zai was lazily huddled in the bed, maybe because he hadn't eaten all the time so he didn't have the energy to move, he blinked a little tiredly, and then silently stretched out on the bed. The outside hand retracted.

Ahh, I'm so hungry——

But if I don’t want to move, let me starve to death in bed! !

Just when Wu Zhenzai vowed to live and die with the bed, he heard the sound of "da da da" footsteps coming from the direction of the balcony.

Someone pushed open the balcony door, it was Osamu Dazai.

The brown-haired young man twisted his face, obviously suppressing a smile, and then asked Buteizai on the bed, "When did you stuff that shirt into the washing machine?"

"Yesterday morning..."

Hearing this, Wu Detective Zai poked his head out of the bed in a slow manner, "Why, what's the problem?"

Hearing this, Osamu Dazai shook his head, and looked at Buteizai with a smile that was not a smile.

"It's nothing, just when I went to dry the clothes, I found out that when I stuffed it into the washing machine yesterday, there was only that black cheongsam, but now there is a shirt inside..."

He said so, and then took out the shirt, which was still a little wet, from behind his back.

It was a shirt with an ordinary layout but a very good feel, with large gray marks on it, and the original color of the shirt could be seen from some sporadic white spots.

Osamu Dazai shook the shirt in his hand, and said with a smile: "This clothes will turn black after one wash~"

I don't know who is so talented to wash the white shirt and the black cheongsam I just bought together. If this is not dyed, who will be dyed? !

"Ah, this dress is actually useless..."

Wu Jingzai blinked innocently, then rubbed his eyes and got up from the bed, "In this case, throw it away and replace it with a new one."

After he finished speaking, he yawned sleepily and pulled his hair casually.

Seeing that Buteizai was about to get up, Dazai went to the kitchen and filled a bowl of crab porridge that had just been cooked for a long time, and took it out to his room.

"I'm going out later, so you can make do with some porridge first." He put the crab meat porridge on the table, then picked up the T-shirt that was hanging on the side and began to change clothes.

Wu Jingzai threw off the quilt at once, walked unsteadily into the bathroom, then picked up the toothbrush cup on the side and began to brush his teeth.

After hearing Dazai Osamu's words, for some reason, he subconsciously blurted out the question: "Get out, where are you going?"

Perhaps because he was brushing his teeth, his words were a little slurred.

But this did not prevent Osamu Dazai from understanding Takenzai's question.

To be honest, he felt very strange for a second when he heard Wu Zhenzai's question. After all, according to the current relationship between the two of them, it is not necessary to go to the bottom like this.

What's more, it's such a relatively private issue. Wu Zhenzai, who doesn't like others invading his world, should deliberately keep a distance in this respect.

"The dim sum shop that Ranpo mentioned earlier." Dazai Osamu was slightly taken aback, and then quickly realized.

Although it was a bit strange, it did not prevent Osamu Dazai from answering the other party's question.

In fact, when Wu Zhenzai asked this question, he didn't understand why he blurted out this sentence, and he himself was stunned, but he had already asked the question, and Dazai Osamu had already answered it.

Without a chance to repent, he could only pretend to be normal and continue his hand movements, and then answered the conversation naturally: "I don't think you particularly like sweets, why, did you make a special trip because you know someone?"

"Indeed, but are you jealous because you care so much?" Osamu Dazai asked with a smile, with a hippie smile full of ridicule on his face.

Jealous, how is it possible? !

Wu Xunzai mercilessly gave a big roll of his eyes, or the same sentence, when did they get so close?

After seeing Buteizai's expression, Osamu Dazai waved his hand casually, then stretched his waist carelessly, "To be honest, I don't mind if you come with me."

At that time, I can give the guys in Chaldea a big surprise, such as Osamu Dazai × 2 or something...

Just let them see that doubling the number of people is not their patent.

Didn't this group of literary giants succeed in mitosis? !

"Forget it then, it's better to keep a little bit of mystery, I'll be bored if I get tired of being together every day." Hearing these words, Wu Zhenzai quickly shook his head and refused.

Wu Jingzai really thinks so, after all, in just three days, the two of them had sex twice, if this continues, their kidneys may not be able to accept it.

Take a good rest for a period of time.

These words completely entered Dazai Osamu's heart, he happily took his mobile phone and wallet, then dug out a pair of socks from the side box and put them on himself.

After finishing the matter, Osamu Dazai pressed the doorknob, then turned to Buteizai and said, "I happen to think the same way, so I won't be coming back tonight."

If I remember correctly, there are Heroic Spirits related to the restraint system in Chaldea, so take this opportunity to ask if any of them know a way to get rid of the mark on their body.

After all, the library is not specialized in this area. If it relies entirely on the secretary's own research, he doesn't know that he will have to wait until the year of the monkey to get a result.

"Understood, I understand. I just want to go out for a drink." Hearing this, Wu Jingzai nodded with a smile, then picked up a pair of scissors from the table next to him, and cut off the half-wrapped bandage.

After seeing this scene, I realized that I hadn’t prepared my favorite bandages yet. Dazai Osamu ran back to the house after realizing this, took two rolls of unopened bandages on the table and stuffed them in In the satchel you carry with you.

Then he walked to the door with a "da da da" again, and while pushing the door, he turned his head and waved to Wu Zhenzai, "Then goodbye."

"Bon voyage Bye~"

Takenzai said goodbye to Osamu Dazai with a smile.

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After leaving the dormitory and walking for more than half an hour, Osamu Dazai arrived at the destination of the trip.

"It should be here, according to the address on the flyer..." He held the flyer he got from the Armed Detective Agency yesterday in both hands, and compared it with the map navigation on his phone.

This is a gate that looks very metal, and it is constantly shining and reflecting under the sun. From the outside decoration, compared with the so-called pastry shop, this place is more like the kind that sells swords or guns. Ammunition weapon shop.

It's just such a gate, but there is a light-colored sign on it that is completely inconsistent with the painting style of this place, with the words "Today's meal at Wei Gong's family" written in calligraphy on it.

Looking at such a gate, Osamu Dazai burst out laughing, then covered his chin with his left hand, and muttered to himself in a low voice: "With such a name, Tachika and the others are getting more and more good at making trouble... ..."

After saying this, he shook his feet on the spot, and then pushed open the door with an inexplicable smile.

"Welcome!" A clear and bright young voice came from inside the door.

Hearing the unique notification sound after the door was pushed open, the black-haired and blue-eyed boy raised his head abruptly, and showed a bright smile in the direction of the door.

A good day, start with the first business.

Fujimaru Tachika: If it wasn't for Da Vinci who was too profiteering and squeezed out all my savings, how could I come to this place to do business without taking a good vacation? !

Seeing the MMP under Fujimaru's seemingly beautiful smile, Osamu Dazai immediately became happy when he found someone more unlucky than himself.

He patted the table in front of Fujimaru Lixiang, and greeted with a smile on his face: "Long time no see, dear Lixiang~"

"It's Shuji-kun..." Fujimaru Tatsuka blinked in confusion, as if wondering why Dazai Osamu appeared in this place.

But soon he reacted, and after responding to Osamu Dazai's greeting, he quickly ran to the back kitchen.

At the same time, he yelled loudly into the back kitchen: "Emiya Mama, come and see, Xiuzhi-kun is here!!!"

"I'm a man, so don't call me mom..." A mature and low-pitched male voice sounded, and a large red patch came out from the direction of the back kitchen.

It was a man wearing a tight red shirt and black denim trousers.

The well-defined muscles tightly wrapped by the clothes, and the rare handsome appearance with brown skin and white hair made this person full of sexy and sexy aura.

Even if he holds a spatula full of housework in his hand, it can't affect his appearance in any way, but adds a bit of contrast.

Looking at this man, Osamu Dazai waved his hand and said lazily: "It's Emiya, it's been a long time~"

Hearing Dazai Osamu's call, the young man put the spatula in his hand on the table, pressed his hand on the bulging veins on his forehead, and shouted angrily: "They said don't call me mom, Xiuzhi, you don't want to be with me Lixiang will learn from him!"

"No, no, it's Emiya who needs a male mother!!!"×2

After listening to each other's words, Fujimaru Tatsuka and Dazai Osamu spoke in unison.

The author has something to say: Chaldea made a cameo appearance, and it was our red A mother who got fucked today~