How to put on the character of Wen Haozai in front of Buteizai

Just as Dazai Osamu and Fujimaru Tachika were chatting, they suddenly heard the chasing sound of "da da da" and the slightly weak voice of a middle-aged man coming in from outside.

"Alice, wait for me, Alice~" the man said, the familiar tone reminded Osamu Dazai of someone.

No way, I can meet this guy anywhere, is this a bad fate? !

But the day failed, and the same familiar young girl's voice sounded: "It's all Lin Taro, you are too slow!"

With a clear and proud tone, he bluntly expressed his dissatisfaction to the adults... Being able to raise such a child shows the doting of the guardian who is usually responsible for raising the child.

"Rintaro, look at this store, the desserts here are super delicious!" As the door was pushed open from the outside, the energetic appearance of the blonde young girl was completely reflected in Osamu Dazai's eyes.

At the same time, the middle-aged man who scratched his head with his left hand behind Alice and showed a cowardly wry smile also appeared in front of him.

Ah, it really is the two of them...

Just when Dazai Osamu was thinking this way, he found that the middle-aged man and the blond-haired young girl shifted their eyes to the room tacitly, and then pointed in his direction in amazement and shouted: "Ah, Dazai-kun, why are you here?" Here?!" ×2

Seeing Mori Ogai's hypocritically surprised expression, Osamu Dazai also tilted his head pretending to be innocent.

"So it's Mr. Mori~"

He lazily waved at Mori Ogai, then propped his chin with his left hand and asked, "If I remember correctly, this store should have just opened not long ago..."

He said this, and then turned his head to look at Fujimaru Tachika questioningly, and after getting the conclusion that it only opened three days ago, he turned his head and looked at Mori Ogai again.

"Although this place has just opened for a short time, the aroma of wine is not afraid of deep alleys, so we were naturally attracted by the good reputation here." Mori Ogai showed a good-natured smile.

Regarding Mori Ogai's answer, Osamu Dazai didn't say whether he believed it or not, but shrugged his shoulders indifferently and tapped the table lightly with his fingertips.

Da da da... da da da...

After about half a minute, he opened his mouth and said in a very ethereal tone: "The leader doesn't care about his job, he runs out every day to find delicious food, explore all kinds of streets and alleys... "

"Port Mafia is really hopeless!" he concluded with the final word.

After hearing this, Ogai Mori was still smiling, as if he hadn't heard Osamu Dazai's ridicule at all.

Then he sat up slightly, and the old god said: "You can't blame me..." He paused in the middle of the sentence, and added: "After all, this method is learned from Dazai-kun ~"

After all, when it comes to fishing, Osamu Dazai is the master figure in this area. After all, he is the kind of guy who can find a place to enter the water casually in the middle of his work.

No one is seen before work, playing games during work time, and pushing all the documents and reports that need to be written and submitted to Zhongye after work...

Compared with Osamu Dazai, my hobbies of changing clothes for my young daughter, buying cakes, and shopping are nothing at all.

After all, he is obsessed with work, and it is himself who is getting thinner and thinner.

At this moment, Alice, who was staying aside, ran up to Emiya who was wearing an apron, stretched out her hand and tugged on his sleeve, and then showed a bright angelic smile in line with her age, "I don't want Listening to those adults talking, I just want to eat cake, delicious and delicious cake!"

She elongated her tone and yelled a few words, then put her hands together in front of her eyes, and said coquettishly: "Handsome big brother, can you help me make some mousse cakes?"

When Alice showed a bright smile, although there was a little bit of jealousy in his heart, Mori Ogai didn't take it to heart, just surrounded his blond girl.

Then from time to time, he crossed his arms and made an appearance of "A Wei is dead!", as if he was the kind of useless adult who was knocked down by the cuteness of his own child.

But in the end, after Alice said the words handsome big brother...

"Alice-chan~" Mori Ogai couldn't hold it anymore after seeing this scene, and stayed aside, looking sadly at his blond girl.

But Alice didn't care about Mori Ogai, who was waiting for her love, but stood there with her hands on her hips while staring at the weak middle-aged man with disdainful eyes.

Then, under the expectant gaze of the other party, he opened his mouth and said mean words that were completely opposite to his own face: "So compared with the handsome and young big brother who can make delicious desserts, Rin Taro, you who stay in the office every day There is no comparison to the fat house that caused all the muscle lines to degenerate!"

"No!!"

After hearing this, Mori Ogai wailed like a defeated dog, and then he immediately hugged Alice's waist and shouted: "Alice-chan, don't do this, I'm very useful! I can buy you a lot of little skirts And delicious food!!"

"I don't want..." Alice puffed her cheeks angrily, and then waved her arms in Emiya's direction, "Small skirts are obviously your hobby, why should I keep changing them?" Ah? Not to mention the delicious cakes, can the ones you asked someone to prepare be comparable to this big brother?!"

Mori Ogai: Woohoo, Alice-chan...! ! !

Seeing Mori Ogai's sad and indignant face, almost crying, knowing that he was faking, Osamu Dazai still felt very refreshed.

Very good, really good, about this big drama of "I hate myself; I am obsessed with myself; I hate myself", it can be said that people will never tire of watching it.

Sure enough, Mori Ogai is a master of drama.

Osamu Dazai, who was very happy watching the play, resolutely chose to add fuel to the fire, and said to Mori Ogai who was transforming into a monster: "Okay, Mr. Mori, you don't have to do this anymore... .”

Mori Ogai turned his head to look at Osamu Dazai upon hearing the words, and the brown-haired young man smiled and pulled his thick scalp at that suspicious little look.

"Nowadays, the little girl always likes the young, beautiful and handsome little brother~"

When he said this, his tone paused, and he glanced up and down Mori Ogai with some uneasiness and kindness, and then very exaggeratedly stopped his gaze on the other party's receding hairline due to working overtime all the year round, "So Mr. Mori, you An old bacon in his 40s should not compete with us little fresh meats."

"Right? Tachika!" After speaking, Osamu Dazai turned his head and stared at Fujimaru Tachika.

Facing Dazai Osamu's eyes that seemed to be seeking approval, Fujimaru Tateka was slightly taken aback, and then subconsciously pulled the black bangs on his forehead.

Then he looked at Mori Ogai with a look full of pity, and said in a tactful tone: "Sir, although modern people are under a lot of work pressure, the hairline is a bit... When he said this, he paused, and then added calmly: "But you can't just give up just because everyone else is like this, no matter what, you have to keep a bang..."

If it's just balding at a young age, it's fine. If you don't even know how to change a hairstyle that can cover your hairline a little bit, no wonder you will be disgusted by the little loli at home.

After hearing this, Mori Ogai was shocked and stunned, as if he was a stone sculpture that might be weathered at any time.

Receding hairline... Early baldness... Receding hairline... Early baldness...

These few words kept circling in his mind like a whirling spell, and then turned into an extremely sharp sword and pierced Mori Ogai's heart, making him subconsciously cover his heart with his left hand The position is half kneeling on the ground.

I'm really sorry that I don't know how to change a suitable hairstyle! ! !

Mori Ogai, who kept beating the ground, quickly reacted. He took out his mobile phone from his pocket, opened the camera button on the screen, and then switched the shooting angle to his side.

Although there are some faint lines on that face due to the passage of time, it can still be seen because the foundation itself is too good.

Regarding this point, Mori Ogai was once a flower in the army anyway, and he is still very confident.

Look at the hairline that has been focused on...

Well, it does seem to be a little bit backward, but it's not as serious as they said, is it?

Just when Mori Ogai barely regained a little self-confidence, Alice's complaints broke the last line of defense.

"There are handsome guys with thick hair to watch, why should I watch Rintaro, you bald guy with all his muscles gone?"

The blond-haired young girl said this, and then pointed her fingers at everyone present, "Rin Taro, your foundation is indeed good, but these few are not bad looking either!"

The cool and handsome young guy with the main theme——Fujimaru Tachika; the sexy and fit guy with a niche line—Emiya; the exquisite young man with a variety of styles——Osamu Dazai; they all showed their brilliant selves to Mori Ogai The smiling face proved that what Alice said earlier was true with her very good looks.

Watching Alice bouncing between Fujimaru Tachika and Emiya, Mori Ogai knelt down, startled by the sight of his little loli hugging left and right.

How could this happen qwq?

Alice, stop making trouble, come back soon! ! !

The author has something to say: I am very happy to persecute Mr. Mori, but I got stuck halfway through writing this chapter, and I am a little worried about how to connect with the next plot.