Rebirth Of The Most Peerless Venerable

"Meow..." A meow suddenly came from behind the sofa. This is the cat that Feng Jinghua picked up. It is curled up and nestled in the sofa, and its fluffy tail is shaking again and again. with.

"I can't take it anymore." Mo Junlan's face darkened slightly, and then he raised his hand to grab the void, only to see Feng Jinghua was immediately lifted out by him.

Feng Jinghua was still holding a microphone in his hand. When he saw Mo Junlan, he blinked at Mo Junlan. There seemed to be a strange brilliance in it, and then he said with surprise on his face, "Lanlan, You are finally back, and Daddy wants to sing with you."

"Why don't we sing an adapted song together, I have already thought of the name of the song, it's called "I want to change my father"." Mo Junlan smiled authentically.

Feng Jinghua, "..."

"Daddy, what do you think?" Mo Junlan smiled slightly at Feng Jinghua.

"I don't think the name of this song is very good." Feng Jinghua shrank her neck, but couldn't help looking at Mo Junlan, and said in a low voice, "Why don't we adapt a song called "Baby Lanlan". "

"Actually, it's not impossible, but..." Mo Junlan folded his arms around his chest, then squinted at Di Xuanji, who was still watching the show, and said with a smile, "Unless you succeed in counterattacking first."

Hearing this, Di Xuanji's face darkened involuntarily, and then he teleported in front of them, saying angrily, "You're trying to trick me."

"This can't be regarded as cheating you. If Daddy really wants to counterattack, I can't stop it." Mo Junlan snorted, "What's more, everyone is a man, everyone has the right to be on top, you can't deprive Daddy Qualifications of being a man."

"Why did I deprive him of his qualifications as a man?" Di Xuanji couldn't help twitching the corner of his mouth, and said very speechlessly, "I didn't eunuch him."

"Who knows what you think?" Mo Junlan snorted coldly.

Di Xuanji turned his head and glanced at Ling Xiao, then smiled coldly and said, "So you were also crushed by your sword spirit?"

"My Xiao'er is very well-behaved, he never thought of counterattacking." Mo Junlan smiled.

"Well, no counterattack." Ling Xiao nodded.

Although he often moved on it when they were in double cultivation, it was not a counterattack.

"So, your Xiao'er is not a man, right?" Di Xuanji pursed his lips.

"Don't talk nonsense." Mo Junlan immediately glared at Di Xuanji.

"I am indeed not a man." Ling Xiao said very calmly, "I am a male sword spirit, so I cannot be considered a human being."

Di Xuanji, "..."

Why are they discussing such a strange issue with such seriousness?

Feng Jinghua hesitated for a moment, but still couldn't hold back and said, "Lanlan, actually counterattacking is not fun at all."

Mo Junlan looked at Feng Jinghua suspiciously.

"It's too tiring to do the one above." Feng Jinghua sighed, "I don't want to move, I just want to enjoy, and your father's technique is also very good, anyway, it's just comfortable."

Di Xuanji, "..."

"Do you need technology to do that kind of thing?" Erji couldn't help asking.

"Of course." Feng Jinghua said immediately, "If my Taoist partner's skills are not good, then I will definitely change it."

Di Xuanji's face turned black again.

Mo Junlan gave Di Xuanji a sympathetic look.

"The purpose of life is to enjoy it comfortably." Feng Jinghua said with a smile.

"Daddy, father's face is so ugly." Mo Junlan couldn't help reminding.

"Anyway, his face is so ugly every day, I'm used to it." Feng Jinghua waved his hand, completely indifferent.

"We demons are all rampant." Erji frowned, "Is this the difference between humans and demons?"

"You demons are all rude guys, how could you understand technology." Feng Jinghua said with a snort.

Hearing Feng Jinghua's words, Erji couldn't help but fell into deep thought.

"Daddy, are you really not planning to counterattack?" Mo Junlan felt regretful.

"No plan." Feng Jinghua shook his head, and said in a firm tone, "What's so good about counterattacking? Isn't it going to be exhausted like a cow?"

"...I'm not a cow." Mo Junlan twitched the corners of his lips.

"I mean your father is like a cow." Feng Jinghua said.

Mo Junlan squinted at Di Xuanji again.

Di Xuanji, "..."

"I can't tell." Mo Junlan frowned.

"Don't look at your father's figure, which looks a little thin, but when he took off his clothes, his body... um..." Feng Jinghua wanted to continue, but Di Xuanji directly covered it with his hand. mouth.

Feng Jinghua blinked at Mo Junlan. In fact, he still has a lot to say to his son!

"I'll teach you a posture that won't make you tired when you counterattack." Ling Xiao's eyes flashed strangely, and the corners of his mouth curled up. He said in a low voice, "Let him move on it himself."

Di Xuanji, "..."

When Feng Jinghua heard this, she couldn't help blinking her eyes twice.

"In order not to make brother Junlan tired, I often do this." Ling Xiao said without blushing, "and brother Junlan also feels very comfortable."

Listening to Ling Xiao's words, Mo Junlan couldn't help but blush on his face.

"You can try this posture." Ling Xiao said calmly, his eyes were also looking at Di Xuanji and Feng Jinghua.

"Shame!" Di Xuanji glared at Mo Junlan.

"Why am I ashamed?" Mo Junlan frowned, with a tangled expression, this was a small affair between him and Ling Xiao.

"It's not that you have kidney deficiency, are you in such a bad health?" Di Xuanji gave Mo Junlan another mocking look.

Just as Mo Junlan was about to refute, she heard Feng Jinghua's voice.

Feng Jinghua pulled Di Xuanji's hand away, and said, "Although Lanlan's dick is not as big as yours, Lanlan's body is definitely fine."

"Shut up!" Mo Junlan's face turned red with anger.

This father is refreshing the lower limit of his tolerance for him every day.

Ling Xiao, "..."

Di Xuanji, "..."

In fact, they were all a little curious, how did Feng Jinghua dare to say such a thing?

However, there was already a burst of laughter upstairs.

Gu Yunqing stood in front of the guardrail, smiling so hard that his teeth could not see his eyes, his waist was bowed, and almost his whole body was leaning against Ling Moye's body.

The corner of Ling Moye's mouth moved slightly, as if he was enduring something.

Mo Junlan's face turned ugly again.

"Xiao Lan'er, so you are so short!" Mo Junye came out from another room, with Xue Qingyan at his side.

Xue Qingyan was also smiling, obviously amused by Feng Jinghua's words just now.

Mo Junlan put his hands on his hips, and immediately went back angrily, "You are only short, and your whole family is short."

Ling Xiao, "..."

"You haven't seen our naked body, how could you know our size? But your father must have seen your naked body." Mo Junxie also walked out from another room, and then looked at Mo with his eyes Jun Lan's body.

Yun Moli, who was standing beside him, couldn't help but sighed, "Jun Xie, you're finally able to say such nasty things in public."

Mo Junxie, "..."

In fact, he just wanted to get back at Mo Junlan.

After all, Mo Junlan said that Mo Junye's family was short, and he happened to be Mo Junye's family.

No matter how indifferent he is, he still has to speak up to defend the issue of a man's dignity.

"I'm so happy." Yun Moli couldn't help sighing again, "You're not frigid at last."

Mo Junye couldn't help squinting at Mo Junxie.

"I understand how you feel." Gu Yunqing turned to look at Yun Moli, with a gloomy expression, and said, "Because my Brother Ye used to be cold-tempered."

Ling Moye, "..."

Why do you want to talk about him?

He didn't want to get involved in such a strange topic at all.

Mo Junxie and Ling Moye looked at each other silently.

"To tell you the truth, in fact, my family's Jun Ye is similar." Xue Qingyan sighed.

Mo Junye, "..."

"Every time I take the initiative to find him for double cultivation." Xue Qingyan frowned.

"The same people who have fallen into the sky." Gu Yunqing looked at Xue Qingyan and Yun Moli sympathetically.

"It turns out that you are all dissatisfied with your desires." Mo Junlan sneered, "It seems that your Taoist couple's bodies are really not good enough!"

"At least better than you." Mo Junye sneered, "You are short and small, so you have no right to criticize us."

"You are so short, you must be a sword spirit who can't satisfy you." Mo Junxie said lightly.

"I don't participate in this topic." Ling Moye looked cold and lowered his eyes.

Everyone, "..."

"You have already been ridiculed for your ability in that aspect, why do you still look indifferent?" Mo Junye felt very strange.

He had never seen a colder person than Ling Moye.

"Do you know what it means to become angry from embarrassment?" Ling Moye looked up at them, and said calmly, "Just like you."

"...I suddenly felt that Xiao Lan'er is much cuter than you." Mo Junye twitched the corners of his lips.

Mo Junxie, "..."

"Cute is used to describe a kid." Ling Moye said without changing his expression.

Gu Yunqing couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"As expected of the most frigidity, I admire it." Mo Junye nodded, and then gave Ling Moye a thumbs up.

Ling Moye, "..."

He wants to hit someone.

"Hey, they are fighting among themselves, it's best to fight." Mo Junlan said excitedly, these guys always like to team up to bully him, isn't it because he is younger than them all? .

Everyone, "..."

"You better wake up." Mo Junye sneered, "We won't fight."

Mo Junlan said disapprovingly, "That's not necessarily true."

"Xiao Lan'er, you should let your father sing to you." Mo Junye snorted softly, "You little brat, you should let your father teach you well."

"Yes, sing!" Feng Jinghua seemed to have just realized it, and hurriedly pulled Mo Junlan excitedly and said, "Lanlan, let's go back and sing."

"Go away." Mo Junlan pushed Feng Jinghua away, then snorted coldly, expressing that he was still angry.

Feng Jinghua looked at Mo Junlan with a resentful expression.

However, Mo Junlan didn't want to talk to him at all.

Ling Xiao raised his head, glanced at the people standing upstairs, and said expressionlessly, "Brother Jun Lan's size is normal. I have personally tested it many times, so I am qualified to comment on this issue."

When Mo Junlan heard this, his face turned red again.

"As for you, you should take care of yourselves first." Ling Xiao's eyes flickered, and he pursed his lips and said, "You guys like to discuss the size of my brother Junlan so much, do you want to try it? But my brother Junlan If you have cleanliness, you may dislike you very much."

"Yes, I despise them." Mo Junlan nodded, but then said, "But it's better to let them do it themselves, because I just want you to try my size."

"Xiao Lan'er, you have become stronger." Mo Junye looked at Mo Junlan with complicated eyes.

Mo Junlan snorted coldly.

Mo Junxie, "..."

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