Grumpy emperor dressed as my second personality

Huang Tuanzi blushed and coughed: I was thinking about the creature I just saw last night, the structure diagram of the human body...

Heart+1+1+1+10

Jiang Chi: "..."

A big liar who lies without drafting!

Jiang Chi poked Huang Tuanzi's forehead again: [Looking at the eye of the needle! 】Zhao Chen immediately raised his hand and swore: I will definitely not look around, don't worry.

That's more or less.

Just as Jiang Chi was about to go off the assembly line, the corners of Zhao Chen's mouth raised a small and evil arc, and a psychological frame appeared on the top of his head: Anyway, I don't see it with my eyes.

Heart +20

Jiang Chi:? ? ? ...

This yellow thief who steals people's bodies and has no bottom line!

Jiang Chi looked up at the standard LED chronograph on the podium, 6:59:59

He will be killed by Zhao Chen tonight...

At 7:[-], Zhao Chen came across on time.

Zhao Chen recalled the chat with Jiang Chi just now, and the corners of his mouth couldn't stop rising. Jiang Chi's occasional deflated tone was actually quite amusing. He was no longer so rational, with a touch of sensuality and impulsiveness.

He really didn't take a good look at Jiang Chi's body. Although he was full of curiosity, but now it was evening self-study, of course he couldn't just lift it up and look at it.

However, Zhao Chen still reached out and touched Jiang Chi's abdominal muscles.

"..."

Let alone the abdominal muscles on Jiang Chi's stomach, there is not even a little fat, except for the thin and long bones of the young man and the smooth skin like silk

The scholar's delicate touch is really in contrast to the rough skin and thick flesh of a warrior like him, Zhao Chen couldn't help touching it for a while longer with his hand poking in from his hem.

But it's so skinny!

Is Jiang Chi useless for the gold ingot I gave him?With such a small body, it's no wonder that I can't stand it after staying up all night. How can I do it without mending?

Lu Chong leaned over: "Jiang Chi, does your stomach hurt?"

Zhao Chen:?

He tilted his head and looked at Lu Chong strangely: "Who said that I... my stomach hurts?"

Lu Chong moved his hand towards him with his chin, "I see you are covering your stomach, do you want me to accompany you to the infirmary?"

Zhao Chen silently withdrew his hand: "...No need..."

Lu Chong looked at the expression on his deskmate pretending nothing had happened, and explained, "You don't have to think it's wasting my time, our class is like this, we help each other when we have something to do."

Zhao Chen took a deep breath, and looked at Lu Chong sincerely: "I'm really fine, let's study."

As Zhao Chen said, he glanced at Lu Chong, and found that Lu Chong was also reading the complete explanation of the second volume of the eighth grade physics textbook he had just finished, and was puzzled for a while: "You, why are you reading this?"

Lu Chong pointed to the surroundings and whispered, "Now the whole class is studying with you at the same table. We think what you said is very reasonable. The more you study, the more you feel that the foundation is extremely important!"

Zhao Chen was taken aback, not knowing what to say, so he nodded, "Then let's study hard."

He unknowingly brought up the study atmosphere of Class 7?

I can't help but feel a little bit of beauty in my heart, I can feel that the students in class 7 are very kind to Jiang Chi, so he can help Jiang Chi thank the students in class 7!

Tell Jiang Chi tomorrow morning, Jiang Chi will definitely praise him for his excellence!

Thinking about it this way, Zhao Chen's enthusiasm for studying has increased several levels, and Mr. Niu's laws of mechanics have started to learn!

As soon as the bell rang for the evening self-study in the second period, the biology teacher came in holding the papers, "Let's do a quiz for this evening self-study."

There were wailing and complaints in the class for a while, but as the biology teacher handed out the test papers with a smile, the silly children who shouted no, sat upright and picked up their pens to swim in the sea of ​​questions one by one.

Zhao Chen concentrated on breaking through physics these two days, but the physics teacher didn't take the test, and the biology teacher was caught off guard.

However, soldiers come to block, water comes to cover, he has been in the north for three years, and he has hunted and killed a lot of strange and ferocious creatures in the dense forest. question.

Question 1: Boys and girls mainly depend on (??)

a. Men?? b. Women?? c. Not necessarily?? d. Neither

Oh, it really is a small test, and it is too simple.

a.

Question 2: Baldness is inherited by gender. Please analyze the following three situations: (1) If the father is bald and the grandfather is also bald, what is the probability of the male baby being bald (??)

It must be bald.

But what does probability mean?have no idea.

Just fill in "Must be bald".

(2) If the father is not bald and the grandfather is bald, then the probability of the male baby being bald is (??)

It's definitely not bald, it's too simple.

It would be perfect if he knew what probability meant and could answer more accurately.

(3) If the father is not bald and the grandfather is not bald, then the probability of the male baby being bald is (??)

Definitely not bald either.

Sure enough, it was a quiz, using one of Lu Chong's favorite catchphrases: soeasy.

(4) Please analyze your three judgments:

There is a big blank below, and Zhao Chen quickly conceived the logic of answering the question in his mind: "Because the mother is bald, and the father is bald. The mother is not mentioned in the question, so we only look at the father, and the children of the father are bald." Willing to be bald, so (1) bald, (2) (3) not bald."

Things that can be explained clearly in one sentence are a waste of half a piece of paper.

……

Lu Chong saw that his deskmate had turned the page. He was still writing the analysis and explanation of the genetic law of baldness. This is how he was at the same desk with Xueshen. Did he suffer from daily struggles? It still took some time, and after the evening self-study handed in the papers, everyone was still gathering to discuss the answers, so Zhao Chen hurried back to the dormitory.

The task Jiang Chi entrusted to him—to complete the handover of the little orange cat tonight.

Before Chai Hanlin returned to the dormitory, Zhao Chen went back and took out the cardboard box of the little orange cat, and went straight to the appointed location—under the fourth streetlight on the right of the school gate.

The shaking of the cardboard box made the little orange cat very uneasy, its little paws scratched inside the box making it creak, Zhao Chen opened the cover and touched the little guy's head, and then the little guy calmed down a bit, under the lights of the campus, Gu Lu was walking eyes on him.

Hey, why do I feel like giving away my own child to someone else?

If it wasn't for not being able to bring Dajin back, he really regretted it, and he didn't want to send it out at all!

However, Jiang Chi's current conditions did not allow him to raise a kitten at all. The closer he was to the school gate, the worse Zhao Chen's mood became.

As soon as he left the school gate, he saw a tall man in a dark gray coat standing under the agreed fourth streetlight. Among the crowd of primary school chickens, he was a gentleman, as gentle as jade.

Zhao Chen wasn't sure if it was this person, walked over, and was about to ask "Are you Dr. Song Pei?", the gentle gentleman on the opposite side took two steps forward and patted his head with a smile.

The movement was so natural and smooth that he didn't even react, and he was touched without even making a gesture of resistance!

"Jiang Chi! What a fate! You said you posted an adoption post and I just saw it."

Does this person know Jiang Chi?It seems that you are still familiar?

Why didn't Jiang Chi mention his past with Song Pei?

Zhao Chen nodded perfunctorily, and began to tell him some precautions for the little orange cat. After Song Pei listened carefully, he made an OK gesture, "Don't worry."

Then gently opened the cover of the paper box in Zhao Chen's arms, and a soft little orange cat poked his head into his eyes, and Song Pei instantly turned into a cutie, and he felt some heat in his hand before touching it. The little head of the kitten, "It's called Zhao Xiaochen, isn't it, Zhao Xiaochen, you are too cute!"

Zhao Chen: "..."

Jiang Chi actually told him the kitten's name is Zhao Xiaochen!

Song Pei took the paper box and teased the little orange cat with a smile. The little orange cat was hugging his fingers and licking happily. Zhao Chen couldn't bear to see this scene. Betrayed...

"Don't worry, Jiang Chi, I will raise him up like a son!" Song Pei said, teasing the kitten again, "Yes, Xiaochen."

Zhao Chen: "..."

Can't see it, can't listen to it.

Song Pei suddenly looked serious, "By the way, Jiang Chi, has your sister gone to school? How is it?"

Zhao Chen perfunctory: "It's pretty good."

Song Pei nodded: "How does the medicine work when you take it?"

Zhao Chen was startled, "What medicine?"

Song Pei: "Teacher Duan prescribed the two anti-split personality drugs for you. How is the second personality? Oh, don't mind me. I didn't mean to pry into your privacy. Your case is special. Teacher Duan is teaching It was mentioned at the regular meeting, so I will remember it.”

Zhao Chen: "..."

Cooperating with this person not only abducted his cat, but also killed him by his teacher!

Zhao Chen gritted his teeth and smiled: "It's good, it's good, it didn't show up again."

I rolled my eyes in my heart, I'm pretty tall, I'm talking to you, your teacher is probably a country doctor too.

Song Pei didn't expect the medicine to take effect so quickly. Teacher Duan said at the regular teaching meeting that Jiang Chi's case was very special. When Jiang Chi said that he could meet at night, he was surprised, and he didn't expect to recover so quickly.

Song Pei thought for a while: "Teacher Duan actually hopes that your miraculous case can be included in his new scientific research topic. Think about it, he hopes to help more patients with split personality."

Zhao Chen: "...I'll think about it..."

#￥%...&*@!

Jiang Chi didn't agree on the spot. Song Pei understood very well that scientific research cases must follow the patient's own wishes. Just as he was about to raise his hand to touch Jiang Chi's head, Jiang Chi avoided it. hands.

"Okay, it's cold, go back quickly, rest early, don't be too tired, don't worry about letting the kitten stay here, I will ask the nanny to take care of it when I go to work, you can come anytime you want, my house just left Your school is not far away."

Zhao Chen somehow didn't want to chat with Song Pei here. On the way back to the dormitory, for some reason, he always had a feeling that this Song Pei seemed to be a little too nice to Jiang Chi!It's too good to make him a little bit, but it's not good anyway!

If it's just the relationship between the doctor and the patient, will it be so related?

Anyway, at least he has never encountered it, whether it is a military doctor or an imperial doctor.

When I returned to the dormitory, the heater came over my face, and my frozen face felt like a spring breeze for a while.

Zhao Chen suddenly thought of looking for gold ingots, not knowing where Jiang Chifang had gone, so he followed the desk and the cardboard boxes under the table to look for them one by one.

The three cardboard boxes under the table were turned over, no, there were two more on the table, Zhao Chen just reached out to open the cover of the cardboard box, Chai Hanlin turned around and frowned, "What are you looking for, you searched over and over again."

Zhao Chen paused when he heard the sound, and turned around: "Look for gold."

Chai Hanlin's face froze: "..."

Don't know what to say.

Zhao Chen scratched his head, and gestured with his hands: "There are probably so many, □□, you see Jiang... where did I put it?"

Chai Hanlin frowned, stood up and confronted him, "What do you mean Jiang Chi! Do you think I stole... gold from you?"

Zhao Chen was stunned, "Huh?"

Chai Hanlin snorted coldly, "Gold? Where did you get the gold?"

Seeing that Chai Hanlin didn't know, Zhao Chen no longer had any hope for him, turned around and continued to search, and said casually, "It's all in my warehouse."

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