Don't point the gun at me [e-sports]

Early the next morning, the two of them drove Xiao Jun back in the car.

Qi Caizhi drank a lot of wine last night, and when Jiang Fei and Qi Yu arrived, he hadn't gotten up yet, and kept mumbling about something.

"The game is very fun." When he was about to say goodbye, Xiaojun suddenly grabbed Jiang Fei's hand, his eyes were bright.

Jiang Fei raised her eyebrows and tugged at his hair: "I don't like this, I've been looking forward to your return from the moment you stepped into my house."

Qi Yu was still running in and out to take care of his father, completely ignoring the "love and hatred" between these two people.

But the two children, who were quite different in age, eventually reconciled.Children, how can there be any overnight feud?

Jiang Fei finally picked a few gadgets from her small iron box and gave them to him.

Xiaojun also handed him the bracelet on his wrist, with a dog tooth tied to it, he blinked: "Help me bring that beautiful brother."

Jiang Gossip immediately became dissatisfied: "What about me?"

Xiaojun clicked his tongue twice, and lowered his voice like a little adult: "Beautiful brother is all yours, and giving him my dog ​​tooth is equivalent to giving it to you, isn't it?"

These words comforted Jiang Fei, and he even began to feel that the child in front of him was not so annoying.

"Okay, let's go." Qi Yu opened the car window and waved to the grandma who was holding Xiao Jun at the door, "Hurry up and go in, it's cold outside, we'll be back when we have time."

Jiang Fei never liked this kind of parting atmosphere, she just looked ahead and said, "Where are you going next?"

Qi Yu kept waving his hands at them, and the window slowly went up, until the last little gap disappeared, and then he withdrew his hand.He rubbed his face: "Go to my mother."

"Go again?" Jiang Fei frowned, "Don't you think the number of times is too frequent?"

Qi Yu half-closed his eyes, and licked his lower lip: "The little old lady has to feel a sense of crisis, after all, my dad already has someone he likes."

Jiang Fei nodded knowingly and speeded up.

After getting out of the car, Qi Yu pushed the door open and entered without hesitation.

"Wake up!" He shook Qi's mother who was still asleep, with a burning expression on his face, "My dad has someone outside!!"

Qi Ma woke up instantly: "What did you say?"

"I've been in love with you for several years, so you don't feel any sense of crisis?" Qi Yu turned around anxiously, "You still get drunk for that woman, and you don't even care about the children."

Qi Ma got up from the bed, picked up the lamp on the bedside table, pulled on the slippers, dragged the long wire and was about to rush out: "The older you are, the more capable you are! He is going to heaven!"

Qi Yu crazily echoed: "That's right!"

Jiang Fei silently looked at the two people jumping around in the room, shook her head helplessly, and then looked at the phone with her chin resting on her chin.

"Fuck!" He stood up suddenly.

Jiang Fei closed her eyes, opened them after a long time, and was sure that she had read correctly.

He calmed down, hesitated for a while, and decided to discuss with Qi Yu.

"Qi Yu..."

"Oh, go play by yourself, don't you see that I'm busy?!"

"I want to say..."

"Can't you revisit your "Legend of the Seven Heroes of Rainbow Cat and Blue Rabbit"?!"

"This matter is still..."

"I'm so bored!" Qi Yu rolled his eyes at him, reluctantly leaned over, and urged impatiently, "Hurry up, hurry up, what is so important that you have to talk about it now?"

Jiang Fei took a deep breath of air, then lay down next to Qi Yu's ear, and whispered something.

Qi Yu's face instantly turned red, then his ears, then his neck, and finally his whole body looked red.

He looked at Jiang Fei, and after meeting the man's confident gaze, he clutched his heart, "Gah—" he was about to twitch away.

"Mom..." Qi Yu leaned on the door frame and looked at Qi Ma who was still angry, "I won't get involved in your dad's affairs, anyway, I've finished what I have to say, we brought some porridge , just put it on the dining table, I have something to do, I'll see you next time."

After all, without waiting for Mama Qi to say anything, she dragged Jiang Fei and ran away.

"Really?!" Sitting in the car, Qi Yu was as excited as a monkey, "Oh my god, this is simply believing, sucking fu, and accepting..."

Jiang Fei frowned: "Can you speak well?"

"Walk around, go home, go home, change clothes." Qi Yu urged him, and then pulled him like [-] to [-], "Oh, your car is not good, why is it so slow? Please drive faster, sir. Drive as fast as you want, come and set a small goal for you first, see that little white car in front, pass him for me."

Jiang Fei rolled her eyes: "It's too fast, and the protagonist is not you, you are so excited."

Qi Yu gasped: "You don't understand this, do you? Tsk tsk, you're still young."

But after returning home, Qi Yu realized that Jiang Fei was no less excited than himself.

He lay on the bed, took a bite of the apple with a "click", chewed it expressionlessly, and looked indifferently at the man in front of him who was changing clothes crazily.

"How about the black one?" Jiang Fei muttered, and gestured to the fitting mirror, "Is it too heavy? It seems that I don't look good."

"Then... the gray one?" Jiang Fei changed her pose again, and after a while, threw it back on the bed again, covering Qi Yu's face directly, "No, the gray one makes me look even worse."

Qi Yu couldn't take it anymore, he tore off the clothes covering his face, and said angrily, "You are not the main character, you are so excited, don't worry, no one will look at you even if you run naked."

Jiang Fei glanced at him, and the corners of her mouth curled up, quite maliciously: "Why don't you show me your naked body?"

Qi Yu smiled and struggled to crawl over to beat him.

In the end, the two chose black formal attire to attend.

The difference is that Jiang Fei packed herself very tightly in a neat three-piece suit, with a tie tucked into her vest and a tie clip on.

Qi Yu was different, he was only wearing a shirt, his tie was protruding from the outside, his clothes were also open, he really dressed himself up like a ruffian.

"Tsk tsk, are you a local hooligan?" Jiang Fei stood in front of the mirror, arranging the positions of the tie clips.

"Unruly." Qi Yu scratched his hair and raised his eyebrows at him.

Jiang Fei curled her lips and ignored him.

In fact, he is not the kind of person who likes to restrict himself with rules and regulations. The only occasions where he can be so serious are weddings and funerals.

Of course, judging from the joyful atmosphere, the funeral must be ruled out.

It's Jiang Han's wedding.

And 48 that smelly shit.

There were two weddings in total. In this one they attended, there were no parents, only a group of friends who were not much different in age.

It's called a wedding, but it's actually no different from dancing in a nightclub.

This feeling became stronger after the two of them stepped into the hotel.

Jiang Han and Nan Yan were also in formal attire, but they were dressed loosely and their ties were not fastened, just hanging around their necks.

The style of the wedding scene is that of a kindergarten nightclub. All places that can be seen by the naked eye are covered with small lanterns. Disney animation characters can also be seen everywhere. Colorful lights are shot down from above, and then reflected on everyone's face.

Jiang Fei once thought that he had gone to the wrong place.

Qi Yu didn't really like it, he shook his head to the music as soon as he took off his clothes.

Those who came were all friends of Jiang Han and Nan Yan, almost all of them were from the e-sports circle, so Jiang Fei and Qi Yu were not strangers either.

Jiang Fei stood aside with a dark face, wanting to take off his clothes, because he was kicked in the head by a donkey to dress so formally.

At this moment, all the lights suddenly went out, and the whole place fell into darkness.Then, a beam of warm white light hit the stage, and then slowly extended to the end of the red carpet.

Qi Yu didn't know when he jumped up to the top, and when the light came down, he froze, his tie hanging loosely around his neck.

The lights turned on one by one, and Jiang Fei stood at the other end with his hands in his pockets.

There was a sigh in the audience.

Jiang Fei was not in a hurry.

In this atmosphere, if you don't do something, it's a waste.

So he took a step forward, walked in front of Qi Yu unhurriedly, stopped, grabbed the back of his head and kissed him.

There was an uproar in the audience.

"Let's go, the newcomer is about to enter." Jiang Fei patted the back of his head, and then pulled him down.

Jiang Fei pretended to be helpless on the surface. After all, this is Nanyan's home stadium, and she didn't want to overwhelm the host.

In fact, I have already laughed giagia in my heart.

Unexpectedly, he could win the attention at Nanyan's wedding, it's simply amazing!

Nan Yan, the protagonist with a dim halo, was gnashing his teeth in the background.

Stealing the limelight, stealing the limelight again!

"Where's the security guard?" He thumped the table angrily, "Get that man out for me!"

Jiang Han had a cigarette in his mouth but didn't light it. He frowned upon hearing this: "What are you doing? I think it's pretty good."

Nan Yan turned her head and glared at him: "Hmph! He's the only one! You can feel good about whatever he does! Are you his father!"

"Angry at this time?" Jiang Han chuckled, pushing his head, "Aren't you married yet?"

Nan Yan snorted coldly, then hugged him, buried his head in his waist, and said in a muffled voice, "Knot."

Soon, it was time for newcomers to enter the arena.

Jiang Han walked slowly to the center of the stage and stood beside Nan Yan.The two exchanged rings and kissed in one go.

Not even a master of ceremonies.

Even like this, Jiang Han felt that he was going to go to war. According to his idea, everyone would drink some wine and sing a few songs together in the KTV box.

Nan Yan almost died of fright after hearing his thoughts.

Shabby, too shabby!

How do you say that 48 and FB are also one of the best chicken eating teams in China, and the captains of the two got married and exchanged rings in KTV?

How can you be a person if you spread the word?

It wasn't until the audience burst into thunderous applause that Qi Yu's ethereal thoughts were pulled back, and he mechanically followed the audience to applaud, and then continued to wander in the sky.

The warm white lights suddenly went out, and the whole wedding scene was once again immersed in feasting and feasting.

Next came the toasting session.

Before Jiang Han's shadow was seen, a woman staggered over with a glass of champagne, and leaned beside Qi Yu without saying a word: "Hey little brother, how old is this year? Which team is it?"

Qi Yu looked him up and down.

If it's a beautiful woman, he has no objection, and it's not a problem to have a chat and add a wechat.After all, as a man, he always flocks to creatures like beautiful women, and the more the better.

It's a pity that it's not the type he likes, so his attitude is a little colder, as if he doesn't answer.

"Oh, why are you so cold and cold, have two drinks together?" The woman posted it reluctantly, and kept throwing winks, "How old are you? Do you have a girlfriend?"

Jiang Fei's face instantly turned black into carbon.

Is this man blind?

She was still like this after she was popping on the red carpet just now!

Jiang Fei squeezed over, hugged Qi Yu, and gave the woman a vicious look: "None of your business!"

Qi Yu looked up at him and couldn't help laughing.

If this situation is not stopped, it may lead to an irreversible situation.

Before Qi Yu could speak, Jiang Han came across the crowd and began to play the role of peacemaker. After comforting the woman, he sent her away.

"Why are there two weddings?" Jiang Fei took the champagne handed over by Jiang Han, and then passed it to Qi Yu beside him, with a natural expression on her face, "I don't drink."

Qi Yu took it resignedly, and drank it refreshingly, gulping it down.

Jiang Han turned the goblet in his hand, a little helpless: "The older generation is more traditional in thinking, and thinks this is not so glorious, so they are going to simply meet the parents and have a meal together."

Jiang Fei nodded in understanding.

After a few simple sentences, Jiang Han went to find Nanyan.

Jiang Fei couldn't help secretly rejoicing. Fortunately, Qi's mother and Qi's father are relatively open-minded people. If they get married in the future, they don't have to be so sneaky about the wedding.

In fact, he has never been a hot-headed man, and he is always so cautious in doing things, thinking twice before acting.

Maybe it was due to the atmosphere, or maybe it was the slightly drunk Qi Yu lying on his shoulders, his scorching breath lingering in his ears, annoying.

Jiang Fei was really out of control, and asked Qi Yu like a ghost, "Do you want to marry me?"

Qi Yu was half-drunk and half-awake, and sneered, "Yeah... shit."

Jiang Fei pursed her lips and asked again unwillingly.

This time Qi Yu was much more awake, rubbed his face and sat up straight, his eyes half-closed: "Hey, do you like being bound by forms so much?"

Jiang Fei frowned, trying to brainwash him: "Even if it's bondage, it's a beautiful bondage!"

Qi Yu waved his hand: "It's all right, then go enjoy yourself, I won't accompany you."

Jiang Fei swallowed, and suddenly felt sullen, and sat aside and stopped talking.

The next day, the mental hospital.

"I don't think we're a good fit."

The person who started putting on a bad face early in the morning is called Jiang Fei.

FB's well-known conductors can not only fight for the rankings, but also shoot deep into the head to fight against three.

A rare talented and hard-working e-sports player.

"To be honest, I have thought about it more than once, just break up."

Another person who is quite pleasing to the eye is named Qi Yu.

A well-known FB assaulter, he can not only block bullets for teammates, but also remove helmets for teammates.

He was already famous long before playing professionally.

"Doctor, I still don't think we are suitable."

"Oh, doctor, let me tell you clearly. In this world, except me, no one can stand him."

"To tell you the truth, that man has a bad temper, he punches people at every turn, and he is never unreasonable."

"That person always has a gloomy face, making it seem like the whole world owes him money, he's always being unreasonable, and his temper is as stubborn as a donkey!"

"His cooking is unpalatable to death, with more salt and less salt for a while, every bite has a different taste!"

"Fuck! It's so bad, don't fucking eat it!"

"Can you have some quality!"

"I think you are short of draws!"

"Oh!"

The two slammed the table up and glared at each other.

The terrified doctor who sat there swallowed his saliva, he adjusted his glasses, and wanted to cry, but he still trembled and said: "That, that, that... I think you two are fully capable of solving the problem by yourself , there is no need to see a psychiatrist."

"Hmph!" Qi Yu sat down again, Erlang's legs were raised high, "If I can solve the problem, I won't sit here."

Jiang Fei also sat down, folded her arms around her chest, and while feeling sulking, she was also dissatisfied with the doctor: "Can you solve the problem? We've been sitting here all morning."

Without waiting for the doctor to say anything, Qi Yu stood up again, and pulled off the coat on the back of the chair: "Come on, I think it's a waste of time to stay here."

Jiang Fei agreed, and before leaving, he did not forget to ask: "Don't do porcelain work without diamonds, so as not to make everyone unhappy in the end."

After sending the two away, the doctor who had been baptized by the storm from early in the morning took off his glasses.

Just now, he spent the most torturous two hours of his career.

The doctor rubbed his face, and silently prayed that he would not meet these two difficult guys again in his life, it was too painful.

And those two annoying guys were walking home one after the other at this time, each bowed their heads in silence, and neither of them wanted to take the initiative to speak.

Will it be over?

Jiang Fei is a person who likes to think wildly.

In fact, he never thought about breaking up the word after he and Qi Yu started dating.

Although the two often quarreled, in the end, as long as Jiang Fei said a straightforward love story and Qi Yu acted coquettishly to show weakness, there was nothing that could not be turned over.

But this time, the two people had a fundamental difference of opinion, and neither of them had the intention of reconciling first.

In just 5 minutes, Jiang Fei even made plans in his heart about who would own the house in the future.

Suddenly feel sad.

Thinking of facing an empty house alone again in the future, Jiang Fei was so uncomfortable that she couldn't speak.

So he stopped in his tracks.

Qi Yu who was behind didn't know what he was thinking, and bumped into him with a "bang", he covered his head and couldn't help complaining: "Why did you stop suddenly?!"

Jiang Fei slightly hooked her lips.

He has the idea of ​​letting the other party speak first.

At this time, if you talk to the other party again, you won't be taking the initiative to bow your head, after all, you really did nothing wrong this time.

"Actually, it was just 2 minutes ago." Jiang Fei turned and looked at him, "I think I'm really going to lose you."

Qi Yu raised his chin with a calm face.

"That was the 2 most flustered minutes in my life." Jiang Fei continued, "So I don't want this to happen."

Qi Yu stood there, raised his head for a long while, and glared at him angrily: "Then why don't you hug me tightly? Are you not afraid that I will run away?!"

Only then did Jiang Fei's emotions rise, and she hugged Qi Yu.

"Hey, do you know why I don't want to get married?" On the way back, Qi Yu elbowed Jiang Fei, "Because I feel that if I get married, I won't be free. I'm twenty and you're eighteen. If you meet someone else you like, you have to get a divorce, what a hassle."

Jiang Fei retorted: "Then you have to get married, so as not to meet someone you like and still worry about it, there must be something that binds you."

Qi Yu felt right after thinking about it, he smiled: "I said, are you so fucking anxious to marry me?"

Jiang Fei shrugged: "Nanyan is all over."

Qi Yu: ...

"So, do you have to fucking compare with him in this kind of thing?!"

Another year of PGI.

Nan Yan and Jiang Han sat firmly in the Chinese commentary seats.

At this moment, in China, a certain family in a certain city is nervously waiting in front of the screen for the broadcast.

I was really nervous, because the participants in this game were their sons.

"Is the computer not connected to the Internet?" The woman's name is Fang Bing, the origin of the FB team's name, and she is anxious to slap the host.

"Oh, this is a foreign game, there is a delay in the broadcast!" The man named Qi Caizhi, the founder of the FB team, was busy blocking the women around him at this time.

These two are newly married.

Oh, to be precise, she remarried not long ago.

FB, who have experienced big and small competitions, are all at ease, exuding the breath of old fritters in every gesture.

Among the neat team uniforms, there were two people who caught the eye—Jiang Fei and Qi Yu.

The only two people in formal attire in the entire arena.

"Don't lose the face of the Chinese team in the end." Qi Yu raised his eyebrows, "Can you be reliable, eh?"

Jiang Fei sneered: "If you win, you will listen to me in everything?"

"Tsk, that's what you said." Qi Yu patted his thigh, "Look, we have all the equipment ready. If you're happy, we can pay homage here."

The corners of Jiang Fei's mouth raised slightly, and he put on the earphones: "You said that."

Qi Yu straightened his tie: "It only counts when you win."