The days of selling stupid to your boss

It was autumn at that time, the weather turned cold, and the temperature difference between morning and evening was large. It was a period of frequent colds, and after a few days of bad rest, pouring a cup of tea, the clothes could not be dried. There was a small cool breeze when returning home. Immediately had a fever the next day.

This is what Minister Zhou was waiting for, so naturally he refused to approve the leave, so Ye Xiao could only bite the bullet and go to work.

By the time Bai Yu returned to the company, Ye Xiao was already in a coma, and Minister Zhou had found another chance, and he spit and said, "Ah, you deserted during work hours, do you have any sense of group consciousness! Like you Dummy staff..."

With both hands in his pockets, Bai Yu firmly blocked Minister Zhou with his body, separating them.

Suddenly someone interrupted his urgent speech, Minister Zhou pointed at him, and a finger flew up: "Who are you! Didn't you see me lecturing the staff? You're looking for scolding!"

Bai Yu stared at Minister Zhou expressionlessly: "Yes, I'm such a cheap person that I'm here to scold me. If people don't scold me for a day, I won't be happy."

The colleagues in the company couldn't stand Zhou's behavior for a long time, so no one reminded him.Someone even called Bai Quer forcefully: "Little Bai!"

When Minister Zhou heard that he was an ordinary employee, he rolled up his arms and sleeves and sprayed: "Little bastard, do you have any tutoring? How did your parents educate you! Dare to interrupt the leader's speech, you have a lot of skills! You have been educated! Breeding pigs, it is simply a failure of your parents' life!"

Bai Yu fiddled with the mobile phone in his hand, nodding constantly: "Pig? Yes, I lack a tutor. However, you don't look very good either."

The colleague next to him laughed out loud with a "poof", and he quickly covered his mouth when he caught a glimpse of Minister Zhou's resentful eyes.

It was the first time that he was openly provoked by his subordinates. Minister Zhou felt that he had encountered a huge crisis in his career. Once he could not handle the immediate accident well, he would be able to lead his subordinates well in the future.He went to snatch Bai Quer's cell phone, but couldn't get it out after a long time.I had to roar angrily: "Fired, fired, you are fired!"

Bai Yu raised her eyebrows and smiled: "Fire me? Are you qualified?"

When Minister Zhou heard this, he thought that he was not from their department: "Why am I not qualified? Let me tell you that there are people above me. It is extremely easy to fire a small employee like you!"

"Anyone?" Bai Yu sneered, raised his hand and dusted Minister Zhou's suit: "Huddersfieldcloth fabric, British style, they always like to mention gentlemanly demeanor and temperamental men in their advertisements. But it is obviously a bit strange when you wear it." ——No, too, fit, fit.”

Minister Zhou has never met such a desperate person, he was dumbfounded, and his fingers trembled angrily: "You, you... Let me tell you, you are finished, the person above me is Wang Changhai—Director Wang, who left this company door, you'll never get a job again!"

After doing this for a long time, Bai Quer turned her head slightly, suddenly realized, and said, "Ah, I'm so scared!"

As long as the ears are intact, one can hear the strong sarcasm in Bai Quer's unwavering tone.Minister Zhou triumphantly put his hands on his hips, and said, "Don't be afraid, hahaha, if you kneel down for me, I will still consider forgiving you!"

Bai Quer turned around, wrapped one arm around Ye Xiao's back, bent slightly, put the other arm around his knees, and hugged Ye Xiao up in a hurry.He weighed the person in his hand, and said with a smile: "I used to like to call some people pigs, but then I found out that I have always insulted pigs. Pigs are not inferior to dogs in intelligence, and their sense of smell is stronger than dogs. If they are not good, they can be killed and eaten, which is of high value. So I later collectively called them—scum, which is useless and pollutes the environment.”

He stared at Minister Zhou expressionlessly, his slightly squinted eyes seemed to be dark like ink stains, as if something twisted was surging inside.

The gloomy words slowly popped out between the teeth, and a strange smile gradually appeared on that handsome face: "The method of disposal is very simple, because the dross will always leave stains when it passes by. The public funds embezzled last time have not been made up, I believe he will remember you deeply in the future."

Zhou Bu was so frightened that he didn't dare to let out a breath, and froze in place.When Bai Yu passed Minister Zhou, he said softly: "And I also believe that a centipede is dead but not stiff. Even if it enters, he will take good care of you."

After walking a few steps, Bai Quer turned around and smiled brightly at Minister Zhou: "Oh, by the way, I forgot to introduce myself. My surname is Bai and my name is Quer. I don't know if you've heard of it."

He hugged Ye Xiao and walked towards the elevator. The pulsating wind made Ye Xiao feel that he was constantly wandering between hot and cold, his senses returned a little, and he struggled to get up.

Bai Yu hugged him even tighter, and said coldly: "Don't move around, or you will be thrown directly from upstairs."

"..." Hearing the familiar threatening voice, he opened his eyes dizzily. To be fair, it was the first time he saw Bai Quer with a dark face. Shouldn't he commemorate it?

Bai Yu looked at him for a while, then suddenly smiled: "You have won my precious princess hug, and your year-end bonus has been overdrawn."

It took Ye Xiao a while to realize his position: "Huh?... What did you say?"

Bai Yu smiled and repeated: "Your year-end bonus has been overdrawn."

Ye Xiao had already figured out the scope of this year's year-end bonus expenditure, but when he heard this, it was like thunder, a carp rolled out of his arms and fell to the ground.

"..." Bai Yu didn't expect him to be so reckless, and watched him throw his body to the ground and make a dull sound. He leaned over to hug him again, but Ye Xiao grabbed the trash can next to him tightly.

"It's so dirty, don't you even want a salary like this?"

The grievances accumulated for many days came to my heart in an instant, Ye Xiao snotted his nose and burst into tears, and roared: "Let me die of illness!"

Bai Que raised his eyebrows when he heard the words, and said thoughtfully, "Well", "But your death from illness will have a bad influence on the company, no matter what, let me throw you out."

"..." Ye Xiao instantly felt that the sky was dark and the earth was dark, his life was hopeless, and his anger stuck in his chest and he couldn't breathe.

Looking at the swollen leaf frog on the ground, Bai Yu squatted down and hugged him back into his arms: "It's cold in the ground, get up! I'll take you to the hospital. You can believe I'm joking, you're not smart at all, and you're even more stupid when you're burning." , you are screwed."

Ye Frog was extremely resentful: "You are too much!"

"Oh?"

"I'm so sick and you still tease me, don't you have any humanity!" He worked so hard, worked so hard, and was teased without even a word of praise, it was really chilling.

Bai Yu's voice sank: "Why didn't you call me?"

Ye Xiao groaned and muttered for a long time without saying a coherent word. When he went to the hospital to start the infusion, he recalled this question and smiled wryly while he was half asleep and half awake.

Why, what a simple yet complicated question.He was just an employee who couldn't be younger, but Bai Quer was a high-ranking rich second generation, the general manager, and the future chairman.

If he hadn't overheard him criticizing his appearance and name at will, if he hadn't punished him for sending documents, they wouldn't have had so much communication at all, at best they could only run into each other once or twice in the elevator.

At the beginning, he also had a lot of grievances, complaining to his friends about how unfriendly and narrow-minded Bai Quer was.

It was a friend who woke him up, so what right did he have to criticize Bai Quer.Regardless of his name or appearance, if he commented on Bai Quer behind his back, someone would also comment on him behind his back. When it was his turn to do the same thing, would he be happy?I'm afraid he can only be more angry than Bai Quer.

In the final analysis, it was all his fault, what qualifications did he have, and what capacity did he use to beg Bai Yu, after all, they were not from the same world.