Kuaishou's Dog Legs Counterattack

It's dark outside at two o'clock in the morning, and it's quiet and lonely in the middle of the night. Most people are still sleeping soundly, and a few people are squandering their youth and money recklessly, rejoicing in alcohol and love. ...

Zhang Can, who was half asleep and half awake, had already received a call from his boss, and a low, hoarse voice full of magnetism came from the phone, which was very pleasant to hear, "Xiao Zhang, investigate a woman named Shangguan Wan'er for me. She also has a child. Call Baby Shangguan, tell me all of their experiences over the past few years, and I will see you within three days."

Zhang Can really wants to yell, I work in your company and I'm not sold to you, I have to work for you on the rest day!Forget about rest days, what time is it!You just give me a name and let me investigate a few years, you treat me as a superman!

He was already scolding in his heart, but on his face he smiled and replied respectfully, "Don't worry, boss!" After the business-like answer, he had to make a joke by the way to show his closeness to the boss, "Shangguan Wan'er, the boss's Little Peach Blossom?"

There was silence for a long time, so long that Zhang Can thought the boss had put down the phone, "She is probably a domestic cactus." After speaking, the other side hung up.

Putting down the phone, Zhang Can got rid of the elite airs and slumped on the soft kingsize bed. He knew that his boss had convulsions again... maybe once in a while it would be good for his body, but what kind of evil wind did he have? !

For example, I suddenly called him in the middle of the night some time ago and asked him to buy women's clothing, from underwear to socks, and he even bought cotton-padded jackets in the summer.

For example, two weeks ago, when insisting on bringing down the Wang Group, which has always had a good cooperative relationship, Zhang Can privately complained, "What a Tianliang Wangpo."

Zhang Can scratched his hair. Shangguan Wan'er actually knew about it. A few years ago, the boss went crazy and took a fancy to a woman, that is, Shangguan Wan'er. , and forced the girl to beat her again, the girl was also a bit back, and the child might not be able to give birth if she was beaten, the old man is so capable, so she ran away!

Zhang Can sighed, everyone knew about this incident back then, how much effort he had to put it down, this is good, the girl probably brought the baby back, it's a fart to investigate, he has to figure it out by himself up!

Falling in love, killing each other and taking the baby away, and coming back a few years later to abuse the president, is really old-fashioned... It seems that the next time he sees Shangguan Waner, he will try to please him in a moderate way, and he will stand with Shangguan Waner when necessary. In a faction, her strength should not be underestimated, if she can assist her and her son to rise to the top, then his position in the group in the future must be below one person and above ten thousand people.

Zhang Can rubbed his forehead, his brain cells were dying, but he didn't have to go to work today, so he picked up his phone to read a romance novel he hadn't finished.

That's right, it's romance novels, Zhang Can's little-known hobby.

As far as Zhang Can is concerned, he was raised in the palm of his hand since he was a child. He has a superior family background. He has a smart brain and a super high emotional intelligence. The title of child prodigy was not taken off until he became an adult. It is the term strength, having learned how to be a hacker, basic first aid, various self-defense techniques, five languages, and even proficiency in astronomy and geography.

However, he can only be a dog leg under others!

What a sad story.

In the dark night, the white light of the mobile phone screen shone on Zhang Can's face, "Ah, there is another charge..."

When Zhang Can reads novels, he always reads the kind of silly and sweet romance novels, but he never reads the original version. According to him, the money should be spent in the right place!For example, eat.

Click on the pirated novel webpage, there is a rectangular picture on the top, a big naked beauty is touching her chest, and the big characters next to it are particularly eye-catching, it is very itchy in the middle of the night, come and help me~ Zhang Can wants to ensure his own The reading quality decisively clicked the little red cross, what a joke, whether it's itchy or not should be my business.

As a GAY, a natural GAY, a pure GAY, Zhang Can would never have any reaction even if he sat in the women's bathhouse for a day.

After quickly reading a chapter, Zhang Can yawned and clicked on the next chapter. What he wanted to see was the abuse of these male protagonists with abnormal brain circuits, my friend!Then substitute these male protagonists as his bosses, it's so cool to think about it!

However, these broken novels use 20 words to abuse the heroine, and [-] words to abuse the hero, which is really a differential treatment.

The picture above in this chapter has become a brave muscular man, and the words have also become, do you want a man!

Zhang Can froze for a moment, moved his thumb up quickly, and ran towards the little red cross. The muscular man really made people blush and heartbeat.

Maybe the little red cross is too small, Zhang Can clicked on the picture all of a sudden, and the speed of the Internet suddenly increased, so fast that Zhang Can had no time to click back.

This kind of web pop-up window is usually shoddy, but the web page that popped up this time was exquisitely crafted. A handsome man in a neat suit slowly took off his coat, with a wicked smile on his face. Chan blushed and heartbeat.

After taking off the coat, the handsome man on the phone is even more attractive. The white shirt wraps his honey-colored skin, and a breath of abstinence blows over his face. Zhang Can suddenly thinks of his boss, and those messy thoughts are suddenly removed from his mind. Li swung his stick out.

He tapped lightly a few times to return...no response.

Click a few times to return...no response.

Shut down...no response.

It's over, the phone is poisoned, "It's really unlucky!"

Zhang Can, who was already resentful, was even more aggrieved. He gripped his phone tightly and threw it against the snow-white wall. The latest phone turned into a piece of scrap metal.

Opening the drawer of the bedside table, an identical mobile phone was lying in it. Zhang Can stuffed the card in and threw it aside. He was no longer interested in reading novels, and fell asleep obediently.

In a trance, he seemed to hear a cold mechanical sound, [The host body has been damaged, and it is breaking away from the host body. ]

[Scans for next host. ]

[Implanting please wait...10...50...80...99...]

[Implantation failed, automatic upgrade, continue implantation. ]

[10……40……60……90……100%]

[Ding!Implanted successfully. ]

Zhang Can was woken up by the sound of "Ding". When he opened his eyes, it was not the familiar ceiling, but a vast expanse of white, bright and white. Zhang Can couldn't open his eyes, "Why is it so bright?" ah!"

In response, the white light dimmed.

But no one paid attention to Zhang Can, and the mechanical voice continued coldly, [Physical quality is qualified... to bind. ]

[Ding!The binding was successful. ]

[System number 0047 is being generated...]

Zhang Can stood there blankly, a little at a loss, "Am I dreaming..."

Thinking of this, he stretched out his hand and patted his face lightly, it really hurt.

"It's not a dream..."

[Ding! System No. 0047 has been generated. ]

[Hello host, I am system number 0047, and I will serve you wholeheartedly. ] The mechanical voice has turned into a magnetic male voice, and it is not so cold when speaking.

After all, Zhang Can is well-informed, and he understood his situation in an instant, and his brain turned wildly, "Where am I?"

[system space. ]

"Why are you attached to me?" He frowned, with a serious face, [The previous host is damaged and I have to find the next one. There are two qualified hosts in the room, one is a game console and the other is you. , which is better at a glance. ]

"You should be able to parasitize the mobile phone I put on the bed, what kind of conspiracy do you have!"

"But...you didn't turn it on."

"..."

After a little embarrassment, Zhang Can began to look at this so-called system space, "Shouldn't I be lying on the bed now? Did you eat me? I won't stay here forever! I have read novels, those systems Will give some tasks, will you give me tasks and let me be the boss!"

It has been Zhang Can's dream since he went to work to be the boss and not be a dog's leg.

The system didn't listen to his stupid words, and picked up important questions and explained them to him one by one, [You are still lying on the bed, but your spirit has been personified by the system, which means that you are now like a program , you won’t stay here forever, as for the missions, of course, if you don’t do the missions, you won’t be able to gain abilities, and you won’t be able to maintain the system, you will be damaged, and I will look for the next host. ]

Zhang Can found a key word in her long string of words, "Damage...is it like that cell phone?"

[Yes. ] The impersonal answer made Zhang Can swallow his saliva. He still has to provide for his parents, so he can't die!

"It's okay to do the task...but what benefits can you do for me by doing the task?" Zhang Can has always put his interests first, and if his boss hadn't given him a generous RMB, he would not have worked so hard.

[At least it can make you look good. ]

"Deal! Isn't it just doing tasks! Do! I do! I am best at doing tasks. Our boss even buys a box lunch and let me run errands. Completing tasks is my specialty! It's decided like that! Go back to sleep! Start the task tomorrow!" Zhang Can said while lying on the white-lit floor.

[Your mission is not in this time and space. ]

Zhang Can was stunned, "You mean I can time travel! That's not okay, what should my parents do, they can't live without me!"

[This space-time time will stop, and your lifespan will also be extended in disguise. ]

Zhang Can sat up and thought about it for a while, nodded, and smiled obscenely, "That's pretty good, but you won't keep staring at me, I can't get out of the toilet if someone watches me. "

[Only in this space can you and I talk, the rest of the time the system will take care of it, there is no mind, you don't have to worry. ]

Zhang Can breathed a sigh of relief, "That's good, then when will we start doing the task?"

[Wait for you to get up. ] Before the words were finished, a white light flashed in front of Zhang Can's eyes, and he returned to his bed. When he opened his eyes, he was still the familiar orange ceiling.

"System!" Zhang Can called to the empty room, looking a little silly.

Zhang Can raised the corners of his mouth when he didn't hear the answer, and there was a trace of treachery on his ordinary face.

He didn't completely trust the system. The reason why he acted stupid in front of the system was just to let her relax her vigilance.

Hahaha, I, Zhang Can, am indeed the smartest person in the world!

I'm tired of the life of a dog leg, it's good to have some excitement, I like fighting wits and courage with others the most!After figuring it out, Zhang Can got into the bed and covered it tightly with a quilt, "Sleep! Welcome to a brand new tomorrow..."

However, he didn't know that tomorrow would still be a life of dog legs.

The author has something to say: This is the first time I write an article~≧? ≦I hope to get encouragement and opinions ~ I will work hard