Writing the 12 serious [rebirth]

When Xiao Yan left the room, Xiao Yu ran to the door of the room like a thief. Seeing that there was no one on the stairs, he turned back and sat on Xiao Yan's chair.

Looking at the green-glazed desktop that was not turned off on the laptop on the table, Xiao Yu had a toothache for a while.

Although he doesn't often read novels, he still knows that Green Glazed.com is a pornographic website.

Xiao Yan is writing a romance novel?

Xiao Yu clicked on some crossovers, and there was no element of male frequency, which confirmed that Xiao Yan was writing romance novels on Green Glazed.com.

However, poor Xiao Yu didn't notice the channel of "**"...

Thinking of someone's temper, Xiao Yu felt that he would no longer be able to face romance novels normally in the future.

Click "Login", and a small window pops up, and the user name column prompts "pen name / mobile phone number / email address".

Xiao Yu stared at the screen and remained silent. Sure enough, it was not good to do so, after all, it was Xiao Yan's secret, so he secretly kept it from him...

While doing "psychological struggle", Xiao Yu entered Xiao Yan's mobile phone number in the user name.

He really didn't want to!Just try it!try it!He doesn't know the password!Just guessing for fun!right!He was just curious about what Xiao Yan wrote and hid it!

After all, curiosity prevailed in Xiao Yu's heart. He stared at the column of password and remained silent.

According to the survey, most people's passwords in the world consist of two parts, mobile phone number + pinyin/initial of name.

Xiao Yu touched his chin, and then entered "130﹡﹡﹡﹡﹡﹡﹡﹡﹡y" in the password

- carriage return.

--Incorrect password.

Eh?

Then "130﹡﹡﹡﹡﹡﹡﹡﹡﹡﹡iayan"

- carriage return.

--Incorrect password.

What?Not yet? !

Xiao Yu's eyes widened, what a complicated password Xiao Yan set up!

"what are you doing?"

"Wow!"

The sound that suddenly rang in the ear made Xiao Yu slide off the stool and sat down on the ground.

"You...you! Why are you scaring me!" Xiao Yu, who hadn't slowed down, sat on the ground, staring at Xiao Yan who didn't know when to return to the room, his face was full of shock.

Xiao Yan leaned on the back of the chair and looked down at Xiao Yu with a playful smile on his face. "If you don't do anything wrong, how can you be scared like this?"

Seeing Xiao Yan's unflattering smile, Xiao Yu subconsciously replied, "I didn't do anything wrong."

But he couldn't get out of his mouth when the words came to his lips. He just... seemed to be doing something wrong.

Xiao Yu didn't know what to reply, and stared at Xiao Yan for a moment.

Xiao Yan opened the chair and sat down, leaning his elbows on the table, looking at Xiao Yu with his face on his hands. "What are you still doing sitting on the floor? You like the floor of my room? Let mom and dad make a nest in my room for you tomorrow, how about using your room as my study?"

Xiao Yu got up from the ground with a grunt, and brushed off the dust on his body. Taking advantage of his height, it was his turn to look down on Xiao Yan this time.

"Don't worry about my room, at least you have no hope until you get married and buy a house."

"Not necessarily. If I marry you, I will have a study?"

"...Marry?" Xiao Yu wondered if his ears heard it wrong.

"Ahem... what are you talking about?" Xiao Yan said that you misheard ╮(╯▽╰)╭ forgive him, writing ** for a long time, Xiao Yan is used to describe it as married.

Xiao Yan's obviously concealed attitude made Xiao Yu stare at him suspiciously, but the "pure" person did not think in the direction of "impure".

"Are you writing... a romance novel?" When it came to the next few words, Xiao Yu's expression was very tangled.

Xiao Yan shrugged and did not answer, neither affirming nor denying.

Xiao Yu took it as acquiescence, he couldn't bear to look directly at his forehead, and said with a difficult tone: "I really... can't imagine what kind of romance novel you wrote."

"Do you want to read it?"

"...No, forget it."

Xiao Yan also nodded in agreement, "Your choice is right, I guarantee you will definitely feel pain after reading it."

When a man is in love, a straight man will definitely feel pain in the balls + pain in the ass.

"...Should I take comfort in your self-knowledge?"

"Thank you for the compliment."

"... Do you know how to write the words 'lower limit morality'?" Xiao Yu really almost knelt down.

"Isn't this the content of elementary school textbooks?" Xiao Yan leaned back on the chair and looked at Xiao Yu in a relaxed manner. "You can't even write these four characters after you go to high school? Come on, my brother will teach you a lesson today and teach you how to write these four characters. I won't accept you because of our relationship. money."

As he spoke, Xiao Yan gestured to fetch the pen and paper on the table.

Xiao Yu twitched his brows, this bitch is definitely not a mortal, if he can't be subdued, he will withdraw!

"Forget it! I'm going back to do my homework!"

Seeing Xiao Yu leaving the room in a hurry, and the door being closed with a "bang", Xiao Yan shook his head amusedly and snorted twice.

His eyes focused on the laptop again, Xiao Yu entered his mobile phone number as the user name, while the password column was left blank.

While Xiao Yan entered "y130﹡﹡﹡﹡﹡﹡﹡﹡﹡﹡" in the password, he leisurely lamented "too tender".

If Xiao Yu knew the password, he would definitely vomit three liters of blood and curse this frightened person to death.

After entering the writer's background, "Rebirth of the Great Actor" has enough manuscripts, and now the article has published [-] words.

There is a saying on the Internet called "the more pinched, the more red".

It has been a few days since it was hung on the wall. Almost most of the authors or readers know about the new vest of "5465", and many people have watched Xiao Yan's article.There are those who go to the article to get rid of the negative, and some who watch silently. Of course, there are also people who try to read this article with the mentality of "I want to see how the article of such a big author is."

And the readers who read this article either didn't like this article, or silently added it to their favorites after reading the update.

With the update of 2000 words, the favorites have become more than 1000, and the comments have more than [-]. From this point of view, most people choose to bookmark after trial reading.

Being hung up by b, the effect of high exposure is even stronger than that of the list. I really don’t know whether the person who hung him is a fake or a hacker ╮(╯▽╰)╭

After logging in, the editor's chat window popped up.

Editor's cover: Are you there?Your data has reached the V entry standard, please reply when you see it.

Xiao Yan checked the time, this news was sent yesterday, and he just logged on to the website today.

This account has been stolen: Sorry, I forgot to log in to □□ yesterday, I am ready to enter v, is there any precautions for entering v?

Editor Feng Jing: You need to update three chapters when you enter v. I don’t think you need to worry about the amount of your manuscripts. After I open v for you, the chapters you publish will become VIP chapters. After that, you only need to maintain stable updates. .By the way, don't forget to hang the entry v notice on the copy.

This account has been stolen: Got it =v=, I will post an announcement, the editor will open a v for me, it is the first time to enter v, I am a little excited after thinking about it~

How could Xiao Yan not know the steps of entering v after being cute again, this is just playing like a pig and eating a tiger.

However, Xiao Yan, who has always been a professional cheater, didn't know that his little thoughts had already been seen through.

Su Jingcheng looked at the expression of "=v=", with a rather complicated smile on his face.

"I'm a little excited when I think about it" is a popular Internet phrase in 2013. It came from a mini-comedy, and it was even a sentence in 08. It probably means nothing to say.

Although it is true that he is a bit entangled, Su Jingcheng is still very happy to get further confirmation. After all, he is not the only one who is special, isn't he?

And looking at the "big god" on the other side of the chat window who thought he hadn't exposed his behavior style, this kind of funny feeling is really good.

The black-bellied Su Jingcheng immediately understood what Xiao Yan was feeling when he bet with Su Jinglan. The mood of "you didn't see through me at all, I thought I didn't know, but I know better than anyone else, looking at you funny and complacent" is really refreshing Yes, this sense of superiority in IQ~

Su Jingcheng→Xiao Yan→Su Jinglan

↑It perfectly confirms that "big fish eat small fish and small fish eat dried shrimps".

Xiaoyu Xiaoyan finished hanging up the entry v announcement, and when he turned around, he saw Su Jingcheng telling him that he had already opened v, and he could publish the entry v chapter.

He dragged out three chapters from the manuscript box and set them to be published at the same time. Then he carefully read the readers' comments. It was impossible for Xiao Yan to reply all of the more than 1000 comments. He just picked out some replies. Xiao Yan ignored those ginseng attacks.

If a dog bites you, are you going to bite back?

Xiao Yan didn't do such out-of-date things.

The matter of joining v has been settled, and Xiao Yan plans to talk to his editor about starting the second article.Before he was reborn, he would show Su Jinglan the outline and manuscript of his new article first, and it's the same this time, not to mention that this second article is a male-language article.

This account has been stolen: Editor, I have something to discuss with you, which is about my second article.

The unspoken rule of the Internet circle: editors are very busy, so when looking for an editor, you don’t need to ask if you are there or not, just explain the problem directly.

After a while, Feng Jing sent a reply.

Editor's cover: The second article?Are you ready for part two?Isn't "The Great Actor" not over yet?

This number has been stolen: Well, two-thirds of the entire article has been coded for the manuscript of "The Great Movie King". This text was originally intended to write more than 40 words, and it will be finished soon.

Editor Feng Jing: ...Should I say that you are too efficient? The first article has only published more than 9 words and the manuscript is almost finished.

This account has been stolen: that is, as the author under Feng Jingda, what can I do if I don’t work hard~

Editor Feng Jing: ...The title has changed again...

This account has been stolen: compared to editor Da Da, Feng Jing Da Da is more cordial.

Editor Feng Jing: You said the same thing last time == Forget it, what do you plan to write in the second article?

This account has been stolen: The second article is a little... different?

Su Jingcheng twitched the corners of his mouth. If you could describe it like this, how special would the second article be?Really unpredictable.

This number has been stolen: To be honest, because of some reasons in the [-]D dimension, my second article is going to be a male-frequency article.

Edit cover scene: ... == ...

This number has been stolen: I'm not kidding you, really.

Editor Feng Jing: Are you planning to terminate the contract and go to an outstation to post?

This account has been stolen: No, no, no, I intend to post male frequency articles on Green Glaze.

There was a sudden silence in the chat window, and Xiao Yan felt a little uneasy. Did he take it for granted?Always use the friendship before rebirth to measure the relationship between 5465 and Feng Jing, and Su Jinglan doesn't know that he is Xiao Yan.

Even if she saw the name on the contract, there are so many people signing contracts every day, it's no wonder she can remember it.

If Feng Jing disagrees with him publishing this article, even if he publishes it forcefully, Feng Jing may not give him a good list when applying for the list in the future, and may not even give him a ranking.

Editor Feng Jing: You said that you want to open a male channel because of the three-dimensional reason, so I won't ask more questions, anyway, you know it yourself.As your editor, let's talk about your men's newsletter, Green Glazed.com is □□, you said you were going to post a man's story here, I really thought you were joking at first.

Seeing the message from Feng Jing, Xiao Yan immediately relaxed. She didn't stop him like most editors did, so there is no need to worry about the editor's problems here.

This account has been stolen: Well, in fact, it’s okay to change your ID card to post on an outstation, but I really can’t let go of Feng Jingda, so I have to discuss it with you first~

Editor Feng Jing: I'm really honored... On the □□ website, there is no market for male videos, but stallion articles are absolutely not allowed.

This account has been stolen: Although I'm a boy, I don't know how to write fair and yy articles like stallion articles. It's enough to read =v=

Editor Feng Jing: ==, forget it, since your article is about men, does it mean that p is a girl?

This number has been stolen: No!I advocate that heterosexuality must absolutely be burned to death! n!

Editor's cover: rz, don't be a second child, homosexuality is forbidden!That being the case, is this article an emotionless line?

This account has been stolen: You are so witty √ You are worthy of being my editor!

……

Su Jingcheng suddenly felt very tired, and every time he chatted with Xiao Yan in such a funny way, he always felt powerless...