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Chapter 13 I'm Not a Koi
Li Yu was taken aback by the wild dog spirit's conjecture.But he couldn't help but imagine that if the fish spirit was the carp spirit back then, or in other words, he was himself, then everything seemed to make sense.
The truth of the matter is that he and Mr. Shi knew each other, but Mr. Shi led the sky thunder that crossed the catastrophe to himself, let him share the power of the sky thunder for him, and almost killed himself...
But a voice in Li Yu's heart told herself, it's not like this!
If not, how to explain Mr. Shi's strange behavior?When we first met, the enthusiasm was uncontrollable, knowing my secret taboo, giving me medicine, and peeping at my... sleeping face in front of the bed tonight?
But the pine tree spirit said that after the incident with the fish spirit, Mr. Shi became taciturn and had no friends...
At that time, what kind of feelings did the husband have towards the fish essence?
Is it so guilty that you close yourself off?Or is it a silent evasion in an attempt to cover up the crime?
If it was really him, then, would Mr. Shi really welcome his arrival?
Li Yu thought of this, poked the pine spirit privately, and asked him if he still remembered the time and place when the fish spirit had an accident.
Pine Tree Spirit replied: Almost 60 years ago...
60 years ago? !
Isn't that when his dad picked him up? !
Rooted in the old pine tree in Wushan: The accident happened on the top of Wushan. I don’t know what happened. I just remember that there was a lot of rain at that time, and I was almost soaked. I ran to the south to bask in the sun. I didn’t know what happened until I came back. up
Wu Shanding?
That's not right, his father picked him up in Pingshan, and asked Master Huijing in Pingshan Temple to save his life.
Rooted in the old pine tree in Wushan: I also heard that the fish spirit might not be dead, but just disappeared. The crow spirits in the whole Wushan went out to look for it, but they couldn’t find it.
Rooted Osan old pine tree: how did you think of asking this?No, that fish spirit is really you, haha...
Li Yu: No, I have never been to Wushan
Li Yu quickly denied it.But, have you really never been here?How to explain the sense of intimacy and familiarity in my heart?
He obviously...should be like other people and demons, afraid of Mr. Shi...
Mr. Shi guarded S City, dealt with big and small crises, and protected many goblins and humans. In the goblin circle, he has always been a respected and feared existence.Even the pine spirits and ginseng spirits, who were much older than Mr. Shi, were afraid of Mr. Shi's strength and the bad luck brought by the big monster, so they didn't dare to call him by his name.
Why... I was worried about whether Mr. Shi would eat me, but in my heart, I wasn't really scared?
Could it be that I am already afraid to the point of giving up on myself?
Li Yu couldn't figure it out, so he hurriedly chatted with the pine tree spirit and ended the conversation.
On the other side, Li Zhou had just been harassed by the wild dog spirit who wanted to join the group again, so he rejected the wild dog spirit's coercion and lure, and decided not to get involved in the mutual running among the old monsters in the group.
"Porridge porridge..." Li Yu hesitated to speak, "What if Mr. Shi and I really know each other?"
"What should I do? Ask him!" Li Zhou replied nonchalantly.
Li Yu looked at Li Zhou eagerly, and Li Zhou looked back at him, "I dare not" was clearly written in their eyes.
Compared with not daring, Li Yu didn't know how to ask.
"Hi! I seem to have seen you somewhere? Did we know each other before?"
So silly...just like the worst pickup ever!
Li Yu couldn't help covering her face...
"Oh! Don't think about it if you can't figure it out. The boat will be straight when it reaches the bridge!" Li Zhou pulled the quilt and lay down again.
"Anyway, Mr. Shi's physique, I think it's better to have less dealings with him." Li Zhou muttered.
Li Yu hesitated after hearing this, "Is it really that scary?"
Li Zhou sat up, "Crow's mouth, do you know? Mr. Shi, he is probably the most poisonous crow's mouth in the world! If he doesn't mean to say it, it will easily bring bad luck, and his wish will never come true, and it will only backfire. accident... In short, good and bad words can easily become bad words, and bad words are as effective as a curse!"
No wonder...he doesn't like to talk...
But this is hard work...
I can't even say my wish...
After Li Zhou finished speaking, he lay back down again, lying halfway down, and suddenly sat up straight, grabbed Li Yu and asked, "Hey! Speaking of making a wish, aren't you a koi? Give me some good luck, and ward off evil spirits!" After finishing speaking He rubbed against Li Yu's body.
Li Yu was taken aback, and quickly dodged Li Zhou's "salty pig hands", "Pfft ha ha ha... I'm not a koi!"
Li Zhou stopped and looked Li Yu up and down, "No?"
Li Yu scratched her head, "No, I just have more merits, so I have better luck. But I'm not a koi, so I can't bring good luck to others...
"...Moreover," Li Yu lowered her head, her voice muffled, as if a little embarrassed: "...I'm not good-looking."
Li Zhou got angry and kicked Li Yu, "Look yourself in the mirror, is it interesting to open your eyes and talk nonsense?"
Li Yu was kicked so much that she moved her butt, and her embarrassment dissipated, "No, it's my body that doesn't look good."
"Ontology?"
Li Yu nodded, "Well... koi are the kind of carp with beautiful colors and patterns. They are raised in wealthy families, or academy temples, which symbolize wealth and prosperity, and represent good luck. But koi are all It was artificially bred."
"I... I am a wild carp..."
"Wild carp?" Li Zhou said as he took out his mobile phone, Baidu carp pictures, after filtering out the category of "koi carp", he saw a large number of pictures of common carp...the same as the grass carp that is usually seen on the dining table almost.
Li Zhou froze for a moment, looked at the phone and then at the carp, unbelievable!
How can such an ordinary fish turn into a spirit like Li Yu's?
He would think that Li Yu really had plastic surgery, okay?
"You, you... your body looks like this?"
Li Yu went up to look at the picture, and choked, "Bad, almost...I, I'm red."
Li Zhou put away his mobile phone and plunged into the quilt, his head was full of "red carp, green carp and donkey", wondering if he should be angry at Li Yu's beautiful and deceptive appearance.
Li Yu poked Li Zhou's waist, and asked aggrievedly, "Are you ignoring me? Because I don't look good? Or because I'm not a koi?"
Li Zhou didn't move, Li Yu poked it again, and whispered: "I can't make a wish, but I can jump over the Dragon Gate!"
Li Zhou turned over and sat up, "That's just a legend, okay?"
Not to be outdone, Li Yu retorted: "It's not just a legend, a carp really did it!" Having said that, Li Yu couldn't help but feel proud of his ancestors, "Otherwise, why would you think that carp and koi would have been As a symbol of good luck?"
Li Zhou frowned, motioning for Li Yu to continue.
"It's because carp can jump over the Dragon's Gate!" Li Yu began to explain: "It is said that a carp can jump over the Dragon's Gate, and the sky fire burns its tail and turns into a dragon."
"The carp jumping over the dragon's gate represents success and new life. It is used as a metaphor for Zhongju, promotion, and prosperity. Carp has also become a symbol of good luck and wealth. Carp are popular in the homes of dignitaries and academies."
"And since you want to raise it, let's raise good-looking ones. That's how koi were bred by businessmen who deal with flowers, birds, fish and insects. Later, koi for ornamental use was distinguished from ordinary carp. Because it carries a lot of A lot of wish power, if the koi is cultivated into a spirit, it has the ability to share luck like wishing."
When Li Yu explained this, he looked at Li Zhou, who nodded to show that he understood.
"However..." Li Yu changed the subject, and his tone could not hide his disappointment: "The aura content in the world is not enough to support a carp refined dragon."
Li Zhou was a little surprised: "Isn't it meaningless to jump over the Dragon Gate after all the hard work?"
Li Yu shook his head and raised his chin proudly: "Although you can't transform into a dragon, a carp spirit that jumps over the dragon's gate can become a great monster without being tribulated by thunder."
"Why?" Li Zhou couldn't help asking loudly.
A goblin cultivates to become a great demon, and must survive the thunder and tribulation.Because monsters are not allowed by heaven.Even some unusual monsters, when they take shape and become adults, will be robbed by thunder.If there is anything wrong, it will be chopped into dregs.
"Because the carp spirit jumped over the dragon gate, it was recognized by the Dao of Heaven!" Li Yu explained.
Li Zhou: "..."
So angry!Why do you have plug-ins!Still officially approved!angry!envy!The whole cat is going to explode!
I don't know if it was to appease Li Zhou's aggrieved emotions, but Li Yu said regretfully: "However, Longmen has not appeared for a long time."
It is rumored that Longmen once appeared in the Yellow River Canyon, but that was a long time ago.Now that the spiritual energy is thin, not only is it difficult to determine the position of the dragon gate, but even if it is determined, there is not enough spiritual energy to support the dragon gate to open.Moreover, the dragon gate must be opened by a real dragon.Fortunately, there is still a real dragon in the world, in the imperial capital.
At this moment, Li Zhou was complaining for Li Yu again, why the carp spirit could jump the Dragon Gate before, but not now?
"It's okay, maybe we can find the location of Longmen." Li Zhou comforted.
Li Yu nodded in agreement: "I think so too. Anyway, practice hard and live longer, maybe one day, you will find the location of Longmen!"
Even so, they all knew in their hearts that it was probably just a delusion.
The two looked at each other in silence for a moment, and suddenly Li Zhou asked: "Then according to what you said just now, you and the koi are actually the same ancestor?"
"Forget it, let's do it..."
"Then the koi can also leap over the Dragon Gate?"
Li Yu nodded: "Yes!"
Li Zhou suddenly showed a disgusted expression: "The koi can make a wish, can jump the dragon gate, and looks better than you, so what's the use of you?"
Li Yu: "..."
Li Zhou pissed Li Yu into a puffer fish, and finally felt that the little jealousy in his heart for the official approval of the carp essence was calmed down, and he pulled the quilt and was about to fall on the pillow and prepare to sleep.
Unexpectedly, Li Yu became impatient, and pulled out Li Zhou's pillow and threw it on Li Zhou's head: "Stinky porridge! I want to break up with you!"
"Boom!"
Li Zhou was hit by the pillow on the bed, and his head hit the solid wood bed, staring at him, "Hiss—" Li Zhou rolled his head on the bed twice.
And Li Yu took the opportunity to roll up the quilt to wrap himself, lay down and fell asleep with his back to Li Zhou, leaving Li Zhou with an indifferent back.
Li Zhou: "..."
Li Zhou tried to pull the quilt, but Li Yu struggled, wrapped the quilt even tighter, and stood firm without giving up an inch!
Li Zhou: "..."
Forget it, it's going to be hard to coax tonight, so let's break up the relationship first and just sleep like this... Li Zhou hugged his pillow silently, leaning against the head of the bed, thinking melancholy.
The author has something to say:
Li Yu: Angry!break up! 【Come and coax me】
Li Zhou: Don’t coax, I’m tired
Regarding the part about koi and carp jumping over the dragon's gate, don't check it out.I found some versions of legends, but they are quite complicated. I picked some of them and combined them. Don’t be serious~~
Leaping over the Dragon Gate can become a great monster without being tribulated by thunder
The truth of the matter is that he and Mr. Shi knew each other, but Mr. Shi led the sky thunder that crossed the catastrophe to himself, let him share the power of the sky thunder for him, and almost killed himself...
But a voice in Li Yu's heart told herself, it's not like this!
If not, how to explain Mr. Shi's strange behavior?When we first met, the enthusiasm was uncontrollable, knowing my secret taboo, giving me medicine, and peeping at my... sleeping face in front of the bed tonight?
But the pine tree spirit said that after the incident with the fish spirit, Mr. Shi became taciturn and had no friends...
At that time, what kind of feelings did the husband have towards the fish essence?
Is it so guilty that you close yourself off?Or is it a silent evasion in an attempt to cover up the crime?
If it was really him, then, would Mr. Shi really welcome his arrival?
Li Yu thought of this, poked the pine spirit privately, and asked him if he still remembered the time and place when the fish spirit had an accident.
Pine Tree Spirit replied: Almost 60 years ago...
60 years ago? !
Isn't that when his dad picked him up? !
Rooted in the old pine tree in Wushan: The accident happened on the top of Wushan. I don’t know what happened. I just remember that there was a lot of rain at that time, and I was almost soaked. I ran to the south to bask in the sun. I didn’t know what happened until I came back. up
Wu Shanding?
That's not right, his father picked him up in Pingshan, and asked Master Huijing in Pingshan Temple to save his life.
Rooted in the old pine tree in Wushan: I also heard that the fish spirit might not be dead, but just disappeared. The crow spirits in the whole Wushan went out to look for it, but they couldn’t find it.
Rooted Osan old pine tree: how did you think of asking this?No, that fish spirit is really you, haha...
Li Yu: No, I have never been to Wushan
Li Yu quickly denied it.But, have you really never been here?How to explain the sense of intimacy and familiarity in my heart?
He obviously...should be like other people and demons, afraid of Mr. Shi...
Mr. Shi guarded S City, dealt with big and small crises, and protected many goblins and humans. In the goblin circle, he has always been a respected and feared existence.Even the pine spirits and ginseng spirits, who were much older than Mr. Shi, were afraid of Mr. Shi's strength and the bad luck brought by the big monster, so they didn't dare to call him by his name.
Why... I was worried about whether Mr. Shi would eat me, but in my heart, I wasn't really scared?
Could it be that I am already afraid to the point of giving up on myself?
Li Yu couldn't figure it out, so he hurriedly chatted with the pine tree spirit and ended the conversation.
On the other side, Li Zhou had just been harassed by the wild dog spirit who wanted to join the group again, so he rejected the wild dog spirit's coercion and lure, and decided not to get involved in the mutual running among the old monsters in the group.
"Porridge porridge..." Li Yu hesitated to speak, "What if Mr. Shi and I really know each other?"
"What should I do? Ask him!" Li Zhou replied nonchalantly.
Li Yu looked at Li Zhou eagerly, and Li Zhou looked back at him, "I dare not" was clearly written in their eyes.
Compared with not daring, Li Yu didn't know how to ask.
"Hi! I seem to have seen you somewhere? Did we know each other before?"
So silly...just like the worst pickup ever!
Li Yu couldn't help covering her face...
"Oh! Don't think about it if you can't figure it out. The boat will be straight when it reaches the bridge!" Li Zhou pulled the quilt and lay down again.
"Anyway, Mr. Shi's physique, I think it's better to have less dealings with him." Li Zhou muttered.
Li Yu hesitated after hearing this, "Is it really that scary?"
Li Zhou sat up, "Crow's mouth, do you know? Mr. Shi, he is probably the most poisonous crow's mouth in the world! If he doesn't mean to say it, it will easily bring bad luck, and his wish will never come true, and it will only backfire. accident... In short, good and bad words can easily become bad words, and bad words are as effective as a curse!"
No wonder...he doesn't like to talk...
But this is hard work...
I can't even say my wish...
After Li Zhou finished speaking, he lay back down again, lying halfway down, and suddenly sat up straight, grabbed Li Yu and asked, "Hey! Speaking of making a wish, aren't you a koi? Give me some good luck, and ward off evil spirits!" After finishing speaking He rubbed against Li Yu's body.
Li Yu was taken aback, and quickly dodged Li Zhou's "salty pig hands", "Pfft ha ha ha... I'm not a koi!"
Li Zhou stopped and looked Li Yu up and down, "No?"
Li Yu scratched her head, "No, I just have more merits, so I have better luck. But I'm not a koi, so I can't bring good luck to others...
"...Moreover," Li Yu lowered her head, her voice muffled, as if a little embarrassed: "...I'm not good-looking."
Li Zhou got angry and kicked Li Yu, "Look yourself in the mirror, is it interesting to open your eyes and talk nonsense?"
Li Yu was kicked so much that she moved her butt, and her embarrassment dissipated, "No, it's my body that doesn't look good."
"Ontology?"
Li Yu nodded, "Well... koi are the kind of carp with beautiful colors and patterns. They are raised in wealthy families, or academy temples, which symbolize wealth and prosperity, and represent good luck. But koi are all It was artificially bred."
"I... I am a wild carp..."
"Wild carp?" Li Zhou said as he took out his mobile phone, Baidu carp pictures, after filtering out the category of "koi carp", he saw a large number of pictures of common carp...the same as the grass carp that is usually seen on the dining table almost.
Li Zhou froze for a moment, looked at the phone and then at the carp, unbelievable!
How can such an ordinary fish turn into a spirit like Li Yu's?
He would think that Li Yu really had plastic surgery, okay?
"You, you... your body looks like this?"
Li Yu went up to look at the picture, and choked, "Bad, almost...I, I'm red."
Li Zhou put away his mobile phone and plunged into the quilt, his head was full of "red carp, green carp and donkey", wondering if he should be angry at Li Yu's beautiful and deceptive appearance.
Li Yu poked Li Zhou's waist, and asked aggrievedly, "Are you ignoring me? Because I don't look good? Or because I'm not a koi?"
Li Zhou didn't move, Li Yu poked it again, and whispered: "I can't make a wish, but I can jump over the Dragon Gate!"
Li Zhou turned over and sat up, "That's just a legend, okay?"
Not to be outdone, Li Yu retorted: "It's not just a legend, a carp really did it!" Having said that, Li Yu couldn't help but feel proud of his ancestors, "Otherwise, why would you think that carp and koi would have been As a symbol of good luck?"
Li Zhou frowned, motioning for Li Yu to continue.
"It's because carp can jump over the Dragon's Gate!" Li Yu began to explain: "It is said that a carp can jump over the Dragon's Gate, and the sky fire burns its tail and turns into a dragon."
"The carp jumping over the dragon's gate represents success and new life. It is used as a metaphor for Zhongju, promotion, and prosperity. Carp has also become a symbol of good luck and wealth. Carp are popular in the homes of dignitaries and academies."
"And since you want to raise it, let's raise good-looking ones. That's how koi were bred by businessmen who deal with flowers, birds, fish and insects. Later, koi for ornamental use was distinguished from ordinary carp. Because it carries a lot of A lot of wish power, if the koi is cultivated into a spirit, it has the ability to share luck like wishing."
When Li Yu explained this, he looked at Li Zhou, who nodded to show that he understood.
"However..." Li Yu changed the subject, and his tone could not hide his disappointment: "The aura content in the world is not enough to support a carp refined dragon."
Li Zhou was a little surprised: "Isn't it meaningless to jump over the Dragon Gate after all the hard work?"
Li Yu shook his head and raised his chin proudly: "Although you can't transform into a dragon, a carp spirit that jumps over the dragon's gate can become a great monster without being tribulated by thunder."
"Why?" Li Zhou couldn't help asking loudly.
A goblin cultivates to become a great demon, and must survive the thunder and tribulation.Because monsters are not allowed by heaven.Even some unusual monsters, when they take shape and become adults, will be robbed by thunder.If there is anything wrong, it will be chopped into dregs.
"Because the carp spirit jumped over the dragon gate, it was recognized by the Dao of Heaven!" Li Yu explained.
Li Zhou: "..."
So angry!Why do you have plug-ins!Still officially approved!angry!envy!The whole cat is going to explode!
I don't know if it was to appease Li Zhou's aggrieved emotions, but Li Yu said regretfully: "However, Longmen has not appeared for a long time."
It is rumored that Longmen once appeared in the Yellow River Canyon, but that was a long time ago.Now that the spiritual energy is thin, not only is it difficult to determine the position of the dragon gate, but even if it is determined, there is not enough spiritual energy to support the dragon gate to open.Moreover, the dragon gate must be opened by a real dragon.Fortunately, there is still a real dragon in the world, in the imperial capital.
At this moment, Li Zhou was complaining for Li Yu again, why the carp spirit could jump the Dragon Gate before, but not now?
"It's okay, maybe we can find the location of Longmen." Li Zhou comforted.
Li Yu nodded in agreement: "I think so too. Anyway, practice hard and live longer, maybe one day, you will find the location of Longmen!"
Even so, they all knew in their hearts that it was probably just a delusion.
The two looked at each other in silence for a moment, and suddenly Li Zhou asked: "Then according to what you said just now, you and the koi are actually the same ancestor?"
"Forget it, let's do it..."
"Then the koi can also leap over the Dragon Gate?"
Li Yu nodded: "Yes!"
Li Zhou suddenly showed a disgusted expression: "The koi can make a wish, can jump the dragon gate, and looks better than you, so what's the use of you?"
Li Yu: "..."
Li Zhou pissed Li Yu into a puffer fish, and finally felt that the little jealousy in his heart for the official approval of the carp essence was calmed down, and he pulled the quilt and was about to fall on the pillow and prepare to sleep.
Unexpectedly, Li Yu became impatient, and pulled out Li Zhou's pillow and threw it on Li Zhou's head: "Stinky porridge! I want to break up with you!"
"Boom!"
Li Zhou was hit by the pillow on the bed, and his head hit the solid wood bed, staring at him, "Hiss—" Li Zhou rolled his head on the bed twice.
And Li Yu took the opportunity to roll up the quilt to wrap himself, lay down and fell asleep with his back to Li Zhou, leaving Li Zhou with an indifferent back.
Li Zhou: "..."
Li Zhou tried to pull the quilt, but Li Yu struggled, wrapped the quilt even tighter, and stood firm without giving up an inch!
Li Zhou: "..."
Forget it, it's going to be hard to coax tonight, so let's break up the relationship first and just sleep like this... Li Zhou hugged his pillow silently, leaning against the head of the bed, thinking melancholy.
The author has something to say:
Li Yu: Angry!break up! 【Come and coax me】
Li Zhou: Don’t coax, I’m tired
Regarding the part about koi and carp jumping over the dragon's gate, don't check it out.I found some versions of legends, but they are quite complicated. I picked some of them and combined them. Don’t be serious~~
Leaping over the Dragon Gate can become a great monster without being tribulated by thunder
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