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"Shu Baixiang told me that the village at the foot of the mountain was flooded, and the villagers all moved away. Only a piggy was left struggling in the water with its short legs. Dafa picked up the piggy back, but he didn't expect this piggy to be so edible, he ate all the elixir in his medicine field, but he didn't explode and died, instead he hit the elixir by mistake Wisdom becomes fine."

Li Yu: "..."

Li Meng: "..."

"Nonsense, my immortals are not... this kind of person!" Li Meng was furious, and almost threw the fruit plate on Xue Qingyu's face.

Li Yu covered his face and twitched the corner of his father's mouth. He knew from the tone of his mouth that his father was going to mess up again.

Facing Li Meng's anger, Xue Qingyu remained silent, "Sorry, that's exactly what Shu Baixiang said." Your family's "immortal" is a very hypocritical and vulgar person!

In the end, Li Meng burst into tears: "...my immortals are all dead, of course you will be whatever you say..."

This time Li Yu was in a hurry. He was most afraid of girls crying, especially female fairies.The group of fairies in Pingshan County could drown Pingshan when they cried.Of course, they did it.

But in front of Li Meng, she was really sad.Anyone who learns that the savior actually treats him as an enemy will feel bad.

Li Yu quickly kicked his father, took out a few pieces of paper and handed them to Li Meng.

Xue Qingyu didn't expect the other party to be so unbearable, so she started to cry, and immediately became a little bit older, "Okay, okay, I'm talking nonsense!"

Unexpectedly, Li Meng cried even harder.

Xue Qingyu: "..."

Li Yu: "..."

In the end, Li Meng was coaxed by Li Yu with an exclusive autographed swimsuit photo.The photo is a promotional photo of "Love Notes", which corresponds to the swimming competition scene in the play. In the photo, Li Yu is wearing only a pair of swimming trunks, showing six-pack abs, and her hair is a little wet. She squinted her eyes slightly and looked at the camera. Pretty seductive.

Li Yu has the kind of body that looks thin when dressed and undressed, but lean and lean, without too many muscles, but with well-proportioned lines.

At that time, this photo was posted by the official blog of "Love Notes", which attracted many fans of Li Yu to lick the screen, and a group of girls clamored to sleep with him.

In the past, I would see netizens’ outrageous remarks on the Internet, and Li Yu would mostly laugh them off, but at that time Li Yu had just become popular, and it was the first time he faced such passionate YY fans, he was so ashamed that he didn’t dare to check Weibo for a few days .

But Luo Jue was very happy, and even printed a stack of photos for him, asking him to sign it, and forward it as a fan welfare to draw a lottery.But Li Yu was embarrassed, and replaced it with another photo of most of her body swimming in the water, and was scolded by Luo Jue, "If you want to be popular, you can't be too embarrassing."

Now that Li Meng took out this photo and asked Li Yu to sign it, Li Yu was shy and a little guilty.Because only he himself knows that this photo is when he is in his best shape. In order to take good shots of those pool scenes, Li Yu cut down two hours of sleep every day for fitness, so he didn't lose face in front of all the swimmers.

Looking back at that time, he had six-pack abs on his stomach, but now...it's a whole piece.

While Li Meng was taking pictures of the autographed photos, Li Yu quietly squeezed her stomach, alas, it's so soft, it's no longer the same as it used to be.

As for the provocative look at that time, it was actually when the water on the tip of her hair dripped into her eyes when she was posing. Li Yu squinted her eyes subconsciously, and the shutter clicked and took several consecutive shots. Li Yu didn't pay attention to what.As a result, before the official blog was published, Li Yu had no idea that he had... that kind of... dreamy eyes.

"Can I post on Weibo?" Li Meng was bubbling with excitement.

Seeing Li Meng's reddish eyes, Li Yu wanted to coax people to the end, so she covered her face and said, "Send, let's..."

Li Meng finished editing the text with two clicks, and showed it to Li Yu for a look.

@萌萌will definitely grow taller: Ahhh!I have become my idol's assistant, and the idol signed me, and my name is on the idol's abs! @李_瑜【Picture】

Just now Li Meng asked Li Yu to write on Li Yu's abs——

Li Meng:

let's work hard together! 【Smile】

李瑜

In order to avoid embarrassment, Li Yu wrote it vertically, so the next two lines avoided the indescribable places and fell on the right and lower background.

Li Yu felt that there was no problem, so she agreed with Li Mengfa.

Li Meng's Weibo has often reposted Li Yu's related news before, and it has also been followed by many fish fans. Once the Weibo is posted, the text and pictures are full of information, and even @本守, immediately poked by the fish fans.

Yu and you together: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Li Yu is not a carp but my husband: "Ahhhhh! I also save this photo and lick it every day. I also want to be on my husband's abs!"

Red Li Yu, Red Carp and Lu_Xiaotian: "Heh! This is another little fairy who can be an idol's assistant, get autographed nude photos, and look at myself... Huh? Why is the screen wet?"

Ye Tingyu: "Ah! I have the same name as Miss!!! Come to a duel, Miss, whoever wins the photo will belong to him!"

Manzhushahua: "Come on upstairs, kill her and you will be my new assistant."

It should be a holiday when it rains: "Is Miss really Li Yu's assistant? Please respond from me or the company @李_瑜@梦达娱乐"

Hold my little carp tightly: "Oh my god! Please take good care of my Yu! Please live broadcast my Yu's daily work more! Please urge me to weed Weibo! He hasn't posted on Weibo for 16 days 【dog】”

Seeing this, Li Yu remembered that he hadn't posted on Weibo for a long time, so he took out his mobile phone to log in to Weibo, found "Meng Meng will definitely grow taller" in the latest @, and forwarded this Weibo.

@李_瑜: Hello, new assistant, let’s work hard together【抱打】//@萌萌will definitely grow taller: ahhhhhhhh... I have become my idol’s assistant, the idol signed me, my name is in On the idol's abs! @李_瑜【Picture】

After Li Yu's Weibo was posted, it was almost the same as Li Meng's, half licking the screen, half envious of Li Meng.

"This picture!!! Lick lick! Lick!"

"Ahh! It's true, it's true! Mengmeng, come and help me choose the lottery numbers!"

After a while, some fans smelled a different wind direction.

"Why did you change your assistant so high-profile all of a sudden?"

"I'm also curious, has the assistant brother from before been replaced?"

There were even malicious speculations——

"Female assistant, she's still a fan. Signing in this position has bad intentions..."

After the various voices appeared, more fans flooded into Li Yu's Weibo, and some even dropped by Li Meng's side.

Li Yu saw her and sent a screenshot of her Weibo to Wang Xiaoguang.Wang Xiaoguang received the WeChat, also logged into Weibo, and forwarded this Weibo.

@者萌王晓光: Happy cooperation [shake hands] // @李_瑜: Hello, new assistant, let’s work hard together [make a fist] // @萌萌will definitely grow taller: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Yes, the idol signed me, my name is on the idol's abs! @李_瑜【Picture】

This time the fans were even more excited:

"Fuck!!! Wang Xiaoguang?! Wang Xiaoguang, the agent of King Hua! You're amazing!"

"Did Mengda finally see the value of me? What the hell was that manager before? He didn't give me any activities for half a year, hot chicken!"

"Brother Xiaoguang, be nice to my carp, he will definitely become more and more popular!"

Wang Xiaoguang was thinking about whether he should take this opportunity to give Li Yu a wave of enthusiasm, implying that Li Yu would be the next artist that Mengda would highly recommend, but after thinking about it, it might not be a good thing to put a high hat on himself, and he should take it step by step. good.

So after the three of them liked each other, they put away their phones, and Li Meng stopped replying to comments.But these three Weibo posts were still popular in the square.Fans brushed the topics of #李瑜新助萌萌# and #李瑜王晓光#, but there was no action from Wang Xiaoguang, and it was not on the hot search list.

On Li Yu's side, Li Meng was in charge of preparing dinner.Li Yu doesn't know how to cook, but he can also make noodles and make eggs. His father Xue Qingyu is a kitchen insulator, and he can't even wash vegetables. He just got a headache from crying by Li Meng and hid on the balcony. Someone to call.

Considering that during the recording of the reality show, she might need to cook, and she was afraid of being too stupid and embarrassing, so Li Yu went into the kitchen to steal the teacher and help Li Meng.

The two chatted while they were busy, and Li Yu learned that Li Meng was only 112 years old!You know, Li Yu turned into a doll at the age of 110!

However, who told people to eat so much pig feed... Bah, the elixir, the pigs were ripened! The little piglet who was less than one year old became a spirit, and he transformed into a form in his thirties, and has been living in seclusion on the mountain with Shu Baixiang.

Li Meng mentioned Shu Baixiang with a muffled voice: "My immortal is not as high as Daoist Xue. He passed away five years ago."

Shu Baixiang died at the age of 140, and he was considered outstanding among human monks. Li Meng called him an "immortal" and he was right.

Xue Qingyu is much younger than Shu Baixiang, but as the only direct disciple of the head of the Qingshan School, Xue Qingyu's talent and cultivation are beyond the reach of other cultivators.Up to now, among human ascetics, Xue Qingyu's seniority and cultivation are also worthy of the name.

In the past 200 years, the spiritual energy has been exhausted, and the various sects have died and scattered. Xue Qingyu and Shu Bai have become friends who have forgotten each other.

Although Shu Baixiang lived a long life, his body began to fail more than ten years ago, while Xue Qingyu is now 90 years old, and still looks less than forty, this is also because of the gap in cultivation.

Five years ago, Xue Qingyu sent away Shu Baixiang just like he sent away Master Huijing back then.

Xue Qingyu rushed over from another place temporarily, and did not bring Li Yu with her. Although Li Yu had heard about Shu Baixiang from Xue Qingyu, she never knew about Li Meng's existence.

"Later, Daoist Xue took me down the mountain and sent me to Jingdian Yucai School. I got a human identity and went to university... Now I'm coming to you."

When Shu Baixiang died, he entrusted Li Meng to Xue Qingyu's care.But Li Meng has her own ideas. She has been living in seclusion and wants to learn more about human life.So Xue Qingyu didn't take her back to Pingshan, but sent her to the monster literacy school.

Classic Yucai School, also known as Monster Literacy School.

Little monsters whose parents have established themselves in human society can come into contact with human society under the leadership of their parents and live in disguise as humans.

However, if those monsters in the deep mountains and old forests and the little monsters who have just become spirits want to enter the life of human society, they must first enter the Jingdian Yucai School to study, so as to obtain the legal status of human society and get the protection of the big monster. The restrained monsters run out, which is easy to cause trouble.

Monster Literacy School is divided into basic literacy classes, vocational training classes and higher education preparatory classes.

As the name suggests, basic literacy is to let monsters become familiar with today's human life style and social environment within half a year, including knowing and using characters, currency, communication tools, transportation and so on.After graduation, it is almost at the human junior high school level.Only monsters who have completed the basic literacy class can obtain an ID card.

Vocational training classes are for professional skills training. After graduation, you can almost have the level of a technical secondary school, and you can find a job in human society.However, many monsters will have a great skill. Although human beings pay special attention to diplomas in the workplace, sometimes strength is the last word.Besides, if there are really high requirements for academic qualifications, technical secondary schools are not enough.

The preparatory class for higher education is almost like a high school for humans. Monsters who graduate from here can obtain the qualifications to take the human college entrance examination and receive higher education.

Li Meng passed the higher education class and participated in the college entrance examination and was admitted to B University.And Li Yu entered human high school through Xue Qingyu's relationship.

Li Meng's human identity is 22 years old, majoring in advertising at B University, graduated this year, and was originally an intern in an advertising company.

Xue Qingyu stopped by City B to see her, and found that she was licking the screen at Li Yu's photo, so she asked her if she was interested in becoming Li Yu's assistant.

Only then did Li Meng know that her idol was actually a carp essence.

Xue Qingyu originally planned to find a reliable monster assistant for Li Yu. After all, Li Yu's job was special and the exposure was too high.

Originally, I planned to ask some well-known little monsters in Pingshan County if they wanted to come over. I didn't expect Li Meng to be a fan of Li Yu. Don't look at her as a crazy person when chasing stars, but she usually turns her head faster than Li Yu. Xue Qingyu also felt relieved if she had more ideas and asked her to go to Li Yu's side.

And Li Meng was very interested in the entertainment industry, so she resigned without saying a word, packed her things and came to S City.

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