shut your mouth

Shi Hansheng has been paying attention to controlling the ominous energy in himself over the years, preventing it from overflowing and hurting those around him.

The first step is to control your crow's mouth.

The crow essence needs to concentrate and use the power of thought to activate the curse, and at the same time, it needs to pay a little cultivation power for the curse to take effect.

But for Shi Hansheng, this was just a matter of opening his mouth.

"What will happen to so and so" - this "how", as long as it is something or things that the subject does not want or want, Shi Han's voice will definitely come true.

For example, Shi Han said "You will have a bloody disaster" or "Everything will not go well for you today".

Then there is no need to struggle, it will happen.

But the "bloody disaster" and "everything is not going well" are just vague directions. The specific problems and troubles that arise are determined by the power of thought Shi Hansheng uses when he says these words, which can be abstract or concrete, large or small.

Moreover, "everything goes wrong" can be replaced by any thing or thing that ordinary people don't want or like.

Such as disfigurement, loss of money, hitting ghosts, wrestling on the ground, gaining ten catties a day, etc.

The time and event when the curse is fulfilled can be vague or specific.

It depends on the ability of the caster - not only crow spirits can cast spells, but also people and demons with cultivation base can cast spells at the cost of a certain amount of spiritual power and cultivation base.

But not all the effects of a curse are under the control of the caster.The luck of the cursed object will resist the curse and wear down the power of the curse.

Therefore, the same curse, when applied to people with different luck, has different powers.

In addition, when casting a spell, you can't directly curse a person to lose their life, or disappear a leg out of thin air.

But the caster can imagine, based on a person's actions, the greatest trouble he might encounter.

For example, when someone is traveling, cursing him into a car accident—this is a very specific and targeted curse.

Then, according to the power of the curse given by the caster, the person may be bruised, his leg may be broken, or he may die.

However, such a targeted curse also pays attention to "the right time, place and people", which is not easy to achieve.

If the spell comes true and satisfies the demands of the caster, then as a price, the caster may also lose luck, cultivation, and even life.

It's just that Shi Hansheng's inherent death energy and ominous power are too large, and this price is nothing to him.

However, Shi Hansheng never cast a spell on anyone.

Because he knew that a predictive word he said unintentionally—a bad prediction would be more powerful than ordinary crows cursing wholeheartedly.

If he intends to target someone again, it will be difficult to escape unless the other party is protected by the destiny.

Not only was Shi Hansheng unable to intentionally cast spells, he even restrained himself in his daily speech.

Because there is no place to vent the too large and thick ominous power, it may act on anyone at any time, anywhere - including himself.

This performance is that he himself is very unlucky occasionally!The words spoken are even more good but not effective, and the more you expect, the more you expect things to backfire.

Good wishes like "good luck" or anything that implies a blessing can backfire, like "good night."Bad blessings will come true, such as wishing someone disfigured, ruined money, hit a ghost, wrestled on the ground, gain ten catties a day, etc.

"Hoping something goes well" also often backfires.

So when he spoke, he was very tired, and every sentence had to be carefully considered, whether it had a prophetic or wishful nature.

As time passed, he didn't like to speak.

So as not to bring trouble to others and to yourself.

Except for the occasional bad intentions, I wish the roots of the old pine tree to be soaked in water, and wish that particularly presumptuous shareholder at the group meeting a good dream tonight.

However, slowly, he also figured out some ways to change the way of expression with a sentence, or to deliberately say irony, which can avoid the trouble of the crow's mouth, and sometimes, there will be unexpected effects.

After all, Chinese is so semantically rich and profound.

For example, when someone goes out, Shi Hansheng can tell the other person to "pay attention to safety" and "be careful on the road".

This is just a warning and a reminder.

It means "you should pay attention to safety and be careful on the road", and the initiative lies with the other party.If the other party insisted on "not being careful", Han Sheng couldn't help it at that time.

But he can't say "Bon voyage", let alone "Be careful of traffic jams" or "Don't be late".

Because in this case, pre-conditions.

Then his crow's mouth attribute will be activated in eight or nine out of ten.

You can say "you slow down", but you can't say "careful wrestling".

After Shi Hansheng gradually figured out the rules, he would pay extra attention to his own expression.

Most people would stay away from Shi Hansheng because of the ominous power in him.

But there are exceptions.

For example, the parents who are also crow spirits, Steward Wu and others.

For example, Li Yu, a clingy spirit with profound merits.

Another example is the dragon in the imperial capital who is protected by the destiny and is not a big deal to watch the excitement.

Once, Mr. Long learned that the heads of two countries that had historically had political quarrels with my country were going to hold a friendly meeting, so he hurriedly asked Shi Han to wish them a happy meeting and everything goes well.

As a result, the venue was attacked by terrorists that day.

What is even more "surprising" is that it was clearly the fault of terrorists, but they did not know how the two sides investigated afterwards. The two countries became suspicious of each other, and a knot formed.

Mr. Long said: "Tianxiu! I give full marks to this operation!"

Shi Han said: "...I just said that casually."

This is the basic operation of the big monster crow - casually speaking.

Li Yu, who enjoyed Brother Shi's all-round loving care without dead ends, finally saw the power of Brother Shi's crow's mouth when he was careless for a moment.

Here's the thing.

On the third day Li Yu lived in the villa, Shi Hansheng rejected Li Yu's request to eat mangoes every day.

Because always eating food that is not suitable for the body, it is still not conducive to Li Yu's recovery from injury.

The main reason is that Li Yu couldn't stop eating.If you eat too much mango, you will get angry!

After fighting for a whole day, but to no avail, Li Yu became unhappy, her mouth was pouted, and she felt wronged: "You have changed! You are no longer my little brother! You must have another fish!"

Shi Han said: "..." I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense!

Just about to go downstairs for dinner, Li Yu hugged him coldly when he didn't want to, and jumped from the room to the balcony stairs by himself, holding on to the handrail of the stairs, and jumped downstairs step by step with one foot.

The wooden stairs on the first floor of the villa have 16 consecutive steps, which are not narrow, but the light is yellowish at night, and it looks a bit steep.

Shi Hansheng watched in fear from behind, "Slow down!"

Seeing Li Yu jump stubbornly to the second floor, Shi Hansheng hurried to Li Yu and opened his arms to hug him, "Don't be angry, I'll carry you down."

"mango?"

"……no."

Negotiations broke down.

"Huh!" Li Yu waved his hand away, continued to hold on to the handrail of the stairs, moved to the steps from the second floor to the first floor, and began to jump down.

Shi Hansheng had no choice but to run down three or four stairs, facing Li Yu and opened his hands. Li Yu jumped a step, and he retreated a step, guarding below, ready to catch him at any time.

Li Yu was taken aback, he didn't expect Shi Hansheng to be so nervous.

He is only inconvenient in one foot, but not paralyzed in the lower limbs.

Holding on to the banister is like using a cane. Going down the stairs on one foot is nothing to be surprised at.

But looking at Shi Hansheng's tense expression, the evil factor in Li Yu's heart was suddenly activated, which perfectly explained what it means to be arrogant when you are favored, to make an inch of it, and to push your nose on your face!

He started to jump down two steps.

"Slow down!" Shi Han's voice, which has always been calm and calm, couldn't help but raise his voice: "Jump one by one!"

In the past few days, Li Yu, who is used to whispering softly and coldly, sounds like——

You shout at me!You yell at me!

Li Yu suddenly looked at Shi Hansheng in shock and aggrieved, as if he was about to cry - on purpose, he was a playwright.

When Shi Hansheng saw him, he immediately lowered his voice to coax him, "Slow down, don't fall."

snort!I don't!

Li Yu ignored him and continued to jump down two by two, much faster than before, and jumped downstairs in a blink of an eye.

The crow's mouth of the big crow demon exerted its due power at this time.

Li Yu jumped more and more anxiously. When there were still three steps left, she slid halfway down the steps with her right foot and fell backwards with inertia.

Shi Hansheng, who was already standing downstairs, quickly grabbed Li Yu's arm, brought him into his arms, and hugged him firmly.

When Li Yu was held steady by Shi Hansheng, he realized that his car had overturned, and his ass almost exploded.

But he didn't see Shi Hansheng's gloomy expression, didn't realize the seriousness of the matter, and smiled heartlessly: "Puff hahaha... little brother, your crow's mouth is really good!"

"Come again, come again—" Li Yu supported Shi Hansheng's arm and stood firmly on one foot. Looking at Shi Hansheng, he was suddenly speechless.

Shi Hansheng's face was livid, his eyes were heavy, and his expression was more ugly than ever.

Li Yu felt a depressive atmosphere where the rain was about to come, and the wind and clouds changed color, and the hairs (fish scales) suddenly stood on end.

However, Shi Hansheng's eyelashes trembled, and he immediately returned to his expressionless face, asking him in a low voice, "Did you twist your foot?"

Li Yu replied with a guilty conscience: "No, no..."

"Let's eat." Shi Hansheng picked up Li Yu and brought him to the restaurant.

When Li Yu was put on the chair, she realized that she had played with it.

"I'm sorry." He circled Shi Hansheng's neck without letting go, and said softly, "Don't be angry."

Shi Hansheng untied his hands, Li Yu thought he would not accept the apology, and was anxious to arrest him, but Shi Hansheng held both hands down.

"Don't be angry, let's eat."

"Really?" Li Yu anxiously asked for confirmation.

Shi Han smiled, raised his hand and rubbed Li Yu's head: "Really. We have something delicious today."

Seeing him smile, Li Yu finally relaxed and turned her attention to eating.

Only then did he realize that tonight's dishes were not ordinary dishes!

——Each one contains aura.

"Where do these ingredients come from?" Li Yu was amazed.

"It's planted in the villa."

"Planted?" Li Yu couldn't believe it, and now he can cultivate spiritual plants?Also used to eat?

Shi Han said: "Do you think that Fresh Green really only produces ordinary fruits and vegetables?"

Li Yu: ⊙ω⊙eh?

Is not it?

Shi Hansheng explained: "Fresh Green has a few lands with good spiritual energy in China, including Wushan. In addition to growing ordinary fruits and vegetables, the farms there will also collect spiritual soil and spiritual spring water to cultivate spiritual plants."

"But... where did the spiritual soil and spiritual spring water come from?"

"Bright Green has several islands overseas."

"Xiandao?"

"That's right... Anyway, they are all places with high spiritual energy content in the world. They were bought in the early years when the city's industrial expansion was not very strong, and they are well protected."

Of course, the planting industry in the fresh green storehouses is supported by the National Monster Administration, and the purpose is to benefit the monsters and human monks across the country.

Therefore, the freshly cultivated spiritual plants (including rice, vegetables, fruits, etc.), as well as the special meat products produced by the farm, will be sold to monsters and monks across the country—trading with spiritual stones.

These aura-containing products will not be sold in the market, but there is a special website, which needs to log in with a real-name account verified by the Monster Management Bureau, and place an order online. Fresh Green will be responsible for door-to-door delivery. .

It is true that the technical support and dispute mediation services provided by the Monster Administration have to be layered - half of the administration's funds come from the state, and the other half comes from the Fresh Green Group.

Occasionally, I would encounter monsters or monks who bully the store, relying on their own strength, to bully the bright green delivery brother.

However, the delivery boy is not an ordinary demon, but a crow spirit.

If he dared to take the things and not give them the spirit stones, the delivery boy wished him bad looks, broken money, hit ghosts, wrestled on the ground, and gained ten catties every day!

Shi Hansheng opened the transaction page to Li Yu, and it was strange that Li Yu didn't know.

Li Yu looked at the price of the spirit stones corresponding to the products sold above, and understood why he didn't know.

These fruits, vegetables and meat are delicate and rare, and they are expensive. If Xue Qingyu's whole body is covered with spirit stones, it will be enough for... half a month, two people, three meals a day.

So extravagant!

Therefore, Xue Qingyu had no intention of lighting up the life achievement of "eating spiritual plants" for Li Yu at all.

However, food that contains aura is a great tonic!

It is much faster than meditating to absorb the essence of the sun and the moon, and to absorb the aura.

Therefore, generally, demons and monks who buy these ingredients need both a lot of nourishment and a heavy appetite—otherwise, they can replenish their spiritual power by absorbing the spiritual energy in the spirit stone—and they must not be short of money (the spirit stone )of!

but!

Food is the treasure of the Chinese nation for thousands of years!

Love to eat is the traditional virtue of the Chinese nation!

Eating and drinking well is the basic goal of all human beings!

It is impossible to overcome the desire to eat and drink, even after [-] reincarnations!

Therefore, bright green ingredients that contain aura have a very broad market.

Even if it can't be sold, Shi Hansheng can still eat it by himself, right?

Just like now, use it to feed the injured carp.

Li Yu finally realized that Shi Hansheng was not only the overlord among men, but also the landlord among demons!

Great my little brother!

What Li Yu didn't know was that the reason why Shi Hansheng became a big landlord was because more than half a century ago, there was a carp spirit who dreamed of buying land to plant fruit trees and digging lakes to raise carp.

Then one day, the carp spirit disappeared.

Now, Shi Hansheng did all this and finally waited for him to come back.

Li Yu gleefully swept away a table full of spiritual energy that seemed to be filled with money (spiritual stones), and immediately felt comfortable and satisfied like never before.

When I fell asleep, I was still smashing my mouth in my dream.

I completely forgot about the disaster I caused today.

The next day, when Li Yu woke up, the first person she saw was Wang Xiaoguang, and the second was Li Meng.

Wang Xiaoguang and Li Meng were allowed to wait for Li Yu to wake up on the balcony on the third floor, but Shi Hansheng had already gone downstairs.

Moreover, Li Meng will stay in the villa and take care of Li Yu's diet and daily life.

Li Yu finally realized that when he was the king of the people and the landlord of the monster, his little brother became very angry!

Don't wait for him to get up!

Stop squeezing toothpaste for him!

Don't help him get dressed!

Don't hold him downstairs!

rounding……

Just don't fish!

unacceptable!

But, it was my own fault... Li Yu suddenly froze.

qaq

Weak and pitiful, and helpless.

The author has something to say:

The little carp spirit who is so proud of being favored and proud: You stole my dream!

Brother Shi, the overlord among the people, the landlord among the demons: I did all this for you!

The little carp spirit who is so proud of being favored and proud: Really?

Brother Shi, the tyrant among the people, the landlord among the demons: Really!Call your husband, these are all yours!

Being pampered and proud to make progress, Little Carp Spirit: No~(/ω＼)

Little Brother Shi: ... I'm angry!The kind that is not easy to coax!