Mermaid Escaping Marriage Strategy

Li Xiaoyu felt that his life was a tragedy, and there was no one more miserable than him in the world.Just imagine, changing from a living person to a fish... from the top of the food chain to the middle and bottom... That sour taste is really unimaginable.

He, Li Xiaoyu, as a senior non-marriage advocate of the Fish Eating Association, advocates freedom, loves food, and is especially famous for eating fish. He likes to eat fish, no matter it is stuffy, steamed, boiled or fried.Because they love to eat fish, they met Ouyang Yi, who is a good cook, and they got together naturally. The two have been in love for five years, and friction cannot be said to be non-existent. Every time, it is resolved peacefully with his concessions... except for the marriage. thing.

Li Xiaoyu had no idea that he was floating on the water like a dead fish, with his eyes closed and his face full of mourning, he still couldn't figure out why Ouyang Yi was so angry this time.Mingming was walking by the seaside and discussing new dishes, why did he bring up the matter of marriage in the next instant, and still be so angry? !They have been together for five years, and he had clearly told her at the beginning that he was a non-marriageist. After so many years, it's been good, how can you turn your face when you turn against it? !Even if he turned his back on him and was thrown into the sea by a woman named Ouyang Yi, he would still become Ah Piao, why would he become a fish? !Is there really retribution for eating too much fish? !

Li Xiaoyu turned over gracefully, a touch of lavender quickly disappeared into the water as he turned around.He opened his eyes and stared blankly at his lower body that had degenerated into a silver-purple fish tail. Suddenly, the idea that this fish tail should be delicious popped into his mind.Li Xiaoyu's face turned into a big embarrassment, turned over several times in the water and sighed, bubbles came out of his mouth, and his expression became a little ferocious.

"Why did he turn into a fish? Where's the promised sea?! Where's the promised King of Hades?!" Unfortunately, no matter how hard he roared, he turned into circles of bubbles.

Suddenly, a shrill bell rang in the empty room.Li Xiaoyu was spitting bubbles in the water leisurely and ferociously, listening to the random but orderly footsteps from far to near, followed by the sound of the metal door being opened.

"God~ I really woke up!!! It's been three years~ It's been three years...I thought...Fortunately, we succeeded, we succeeded, Dean!!!" Li Xiaoyu, who was watched by the crowd, glanced at it calmly. The group of crying and laughing people glanced, rolled their eyes, and continued to spit bubbles.It's over, I'm still wondering whether they want to laugh or cry, can I choose one, it's ridiculous to cry and laugh at the same time.

"What are you still doing in a daze, hurry up and prepare for inspection... I didn't expect that after so long research, it finally succeeded today! Quan Dongrao, no, is the only evolved mermaid in the entire Federation, and finally succeeded. Quick, get the equipment ready , I'm going to check him out myself...God, he's so beautiful...it's a work of art"

Li Xiaoyu stared blankly at the adoring uncle, felt the water level drop little by little, looked at the white palms that were no different from ordinary people, and heaved a sigh of relief, fortunately there was no film!

"Number 89757, aged 24, volunteered to participate in the institute's mermaid transformation surgery in 3029 of the solar calendar..."

With his head down, Li Xiaoyu was carefully lifted out of the glass jar. The voice of the researcher muttering to his ears seemed to be his file.The serial number is 89757, I'm still JJ Lin Junjie, so whoever took the old-fashioned serial number, there is no sense of art at all.

Just when Li Xiaoyu was complaining, she was put on the cold operating table surrounded by unknown machines, which immediately made Li Xiaoyu feel like going to the guillotine.

"What do you guys want to do to me?! Is there anyone else... the fish has power, come here~~ kill... kill the fish!!! Help!!!" Li Xiaoyu swung the tail of the fish desperately, desperately Desperately trying to break free from their grip.He had just come to this fish, and he didn't want to die so soon.Although he couldn't accept the fact that he turned into a fish, it didn't mean that he wanted to be slaughtered as soon as he came to this fish.Furthermore, he really would rather be a fish than die, and he likes to eat fish, but it doesn't mean he likes being a fish, and it doesn't mean he likes others to eat him! ! !

The uncle in a white robe wiped off his cold sweat, forcing himself to ignore Li Xiaoyu's convulsive movements.

"Don't be nervous...don't be nervous, we're just doing routine inspections...ah, right. I'm Ou Jingwen, the dean of the research institute, do we still have any impression of what we've met!?...It doesn't matter if you don't have an impression, I remember you can do it too ..." The gentle and humble voice calmed Li Xiaoyu's restless heart.But, uncle dean, is it really okay for you to be so noisy? !

"Hehe...I'll remember" may be because I haven't spoken for a long time, my voice is a little hoarse, but it doesn't hurt.

"Hehe, it's normal to not remember after sleeping for so long. It's okay, we will remind you before you walk out of the institute"

After Li Xiaoyu heard this, a trace of cold air shot up from the keel of the tail, subconsciously tightening her body.They...couldn't be trying to do something to him! ! !

"Hehe, don't be nervous, we won't do anything to you"

Li Xiaoyu looked at Dean Ou's sincere eyes, and silently turned his head away.Dean, can your eyes stop shining when you say this, fall!With those eyes staring at him, how could he trust you, and you are so numerous, he is just a fish now!A fish, well...well, it's actually a mermaid.

Perhaps seeing Li Xiaoyu's uneasiness, Ou Jingwen smiled, and waved at the people who were busy at the side. The busy scene seemed to have pressed the pause button and stopped.

It's just that when Li Xiaoyu was staring at them, the impatient mermaid doctor took his hand and started talking endlessly.

"Xiaoyu, I can assure you that you are definitely the most perfect evolved mermaid in the history of the federation, not one of them. Look at your silver-purple fish tail, and your delicate appearance and identity... No matter where you are They are also the objects that the breeders are crazy about pursuing. Also...you are the only successful case we have had in so many years, it is conceivable that this technology..."

"...I'm not worried about this, I just feel that this table is a bit cold. Hehe~" Li Xiaoyu, who just woke up, decided to keep it as it is, and this so-called research institute...does everyone look like the dean, They're all so noisy!You talk so much, are you stupid! ?And that... so what are the breeders, what are the federations, and what year is the solar calendar? !He didn't remember that there was such a monthly calendar in heaven and dynasty.The most important thing is who will be the object of their pursuit, wow!I want a big bust girl with a round waist and a top-notch cooking skill, okay?

"It's because we didn't think carefully. You have to bear with it, and the inspection will be over soon."

While Li Xiaoyu remained silent, Dean Ou quickly checked Li Xiaoyu inside and out, even the genital opening that the mermaid doctor said was not missed.When Li Xiaoyu heard that the small place was actually the place where the baby was born, Li Xiaoyu was scorched on the outside by Lei, what kind of rhythm was the baby born, fell!

"Wipe his tail dry... Then you think about turning into a human leg, use your consciousness to think about it, you don't need to say it," Ou Jingwen said holding the data plate.

"..." Li Xiaoyu subconsciously followed his words with his mind full of doubts.Just when Li Xiaoyu looked at Ou Jingwen with puzzled eyes, something surprised him happened.Under the hypnosis of his consciousness, the fish tail that wiped off the water turned into a pair of white and tender legs.

"Hehe, I'm very happy to see your surprised expression. As I said, you are the only evolved mermaid in the entire Federation." Ou Jingwen nodded in satisfaction when he saw Li Xiaoyu's fish tail that could be freely transformed.

The so-called evolution, is it possible to transform from a fish tail into a human leg? !Then he doesn't have to switch to a fishtail from now on.Does that mean he can hook up with beautiful women and eat delicious food everywhere? !

"However, remember to soak in water every twelve hours. If there is an emergency, it should not exceed five days, otherwise you will die due to lack of water. I don't want to hang up my research results because of lack of water."

Perhaps seeing Li Xiaoyu's excitement, the dean, Uncle Ou Jingwen, reminded with a smile.In this regard, Li Xiaoyu nodded happily, isn't it just soaking in water, as long as he can walk on his legs, he is willing to soak for an hour, let alone soaking once in such a long time.There is a feeling of picking it up, how can it be broken! ?

"Except for a little malnutrition, there is nothing wrong with the rest. In the next month, we will help you recuperate. But the most important thing now is to let you learn to walk with the tail of a fish."

Hearing Ou Jingwen's words, Li Xiaoyu's whole body is not well, walking with a fish tail? !How to go? !Will his fish tail be broken because of this? ! ...By the way, can a broken fish tail be eaten? !

While Li Xiaoyu was having a sweet dream, someone splashed salt water all over her body.Before he had time to react, the numbness between his legs and the strong suction made him frown beautifully. With a "snap", the legs merged together into a silver-purple fishtail.

The young man had a cute face, leaning back slightly, stretching out a big purple fish tail. The beautiful and dazzling scales on the fish tail shone brightly under the light, like silver-purple diamonds inlaid.

"Let's go to the restaurant and get something to eat, I think you should be hungry"

Li Xiaoyu stared blankly at Ou Jingwen. At some point, the researchers around him left one by one, leaving only the noisy mermaid doctor and him.

"Grumble~"

"..."

About seventeen or eighteen years old, with reddish cheeks, a pair of blue eyes as deep and beautiful as the sea were looking at him angrily.The long silver-purple hair was wetly draped over the young man's graceful, white shoulders, as beautiful as a painting.

"Puff~" Ou Jingwen couldn't help laughing.

"Laughing... What are you laughing at? What's so funny? Have you ever seen people... Are mermaids hungry!?" Li Xiaoyu widened his eyes, and gave the snickering Bing Jingwen a fierce look.As everyone knows, he looks so cute and cute like this, so much so that the middle-aged uncle, Jingwen, couldn't help but want to rub his face.Aww~ How can you be so cute!

"Well, if you can stand upright for five seconds or more without any assistance, I'll take you to dinner"

"..." Doctor Mermaid

"...Okay" Damn, shouldn't I take him to dinner first at this time? !What is standing upright? Standing upright is just five seconds. I still don’t believe that he can’t stand upright anymore.

Li Xiaoyu strenuously straightened the fish's tail, trying to be straight but found that this body did not cooperate well with his acceptance, so no matter how hard Li Xiaoyu tried, he still found that the tail fin was uncontrollably swinging slightly.

"Pa~" Li Xiaoyu, who didn't straighten his tail, threw himself at Bao Jingwen.

Next, if I don't believe it, I can't straighten up.The fish tail is amazing, how many fish tails have I eaten for so many years? !I couldn't believe it, he couldn't learn to walk after turning into a fish.

However, no matter how hard Li Xiaoyu tried, the fish's tail remained stiff within three seconds, and the number of falls was not too many, but the mermaid doctor at the side felt distressed.

"Acridine~ How can you abuse yourself as a mermaid!!!"

Fuck, who abused who?

"Lie down quickly, let me see..." Not allowing Li Xiaoyu to resist, he carried him onto the operating table, while the cold machine scanned his body back and forth.

"Oh my god~ I'm actually injured!!!"

Li Xiaoyu looked at the mermaid doctor holding his leg with black lines all over his face, crying and shouting... just because of the scale that was accidentally scratched.

"You haven't finished your mission yet"

Li Xiaoyu stared at Bao Jingwen bitterly, with displeasure on his face, what kind of bad luck did he have in his life to meet such a person and such a thing.He wants to go back to Earth, okay... If this fish eats too much, there really will be retribution.

Cover your face~ Can you still play happily, God of Fish!

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La la la, Qi Qi opened a hole!

Because everything has been dealt with, so I filled in the pits in advance, I hope you can like Qiqi's article...

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