On the Risk of Traveling to the Future

Although he felt that Qian Yibai was fooling him, Yi Ziyu was still a little moved, so within a minute he said to Qian Yibai coyly, "I really want to throw myself on him and act coquettishly crooked." Is he going to get mad and slap me down?"

"..." This time it was Qian Yibai's turn to sneer, "Do you think you are his cat named Garfield? You even ran around to get tired of people?" The contempt in Qian Yibai's eyes almost overflowed, "What I'm talking about is asking you to send a text message, with a pitiful tone, understand?" She deliberately emphasized the last two words.

Yi Ziyu: "..."

Although Yi Ziyu misunderstood Qian Yibai's meaning and was despised by the other party, he still opened the communicator obediently, and clicked on the interface very obediently.

"Will this be bad?" When the matter came to an end, he put down his hand again and began to hesitate.

"Look at you like that, give it to me." Qian Yibai snatched the other party's communicator, lost a lot and sent it out. During this period, Yi Ziyu tried to snatch it back several times, but suddenly stopped He stopped, and it wasn't until Qian Yibai put down the communicator that the regret in his heart began to overflow continuously, but the text message had already been sent, and it was useless to regret.Yi Ziyu could only ask in an expectant tone: "You didn't say anything strange, did you?"

"Strange words? No." Qian Yibai replied very sincerely, "I don't do that kind of job that specializes in breaking up couples, why do you say strange words? Or?" Her eyes were a little teasing, "You Want me to say something weird?"

"No, I thank you very much, but there is no need to send it again." After politely refusing the other party's help, Yi Ziyu couldn't wait to snatch his mobile phone back from Qian Yibai's hand. He just couldn't take it after reading the first line shouted.

"What the hell did you post?!"

"Why make such a fuss, it's just what you want to post." Qian Yibai was very proud, "I told him that you are tired and hungry now, and you really want to eat what he made."

"Leaving aside the unbelievable plot of why I want to eat what he made and the disgusting tone in your text messages, don't you know that he can't do anything?" Yi Ziyu broke down. with hair.The dishes Zhang Zhening cooks are inversely proportional to his face. No matter how good-looking his face is, the cooked dishes will be ugly, not to mention the bad taste. Even the kitchen will take a lot of effort to clean up afterwards.As a person who cares about face, cooking is simply taboo for Zhang Zhening, Qian Yibai is making trouble.Yi Ziyu couldn't help covering his face, he couldn't imagine Zhang Zhening's mood when he saw that text message, it would only be worse.

"Why are you reacting so much? He can do it. Who said he can't do it?" Yi Ziyu was taken aback by Qian Yibai's answer, "Don't you know? The noodles he cooked for me last time were simply delicious. Absolutely."

"...When did he cook the noodles for you? No, is there something wrong with your taste?" Yi Ziyu couldn't imagine that Zhang Zhening, who can't even cook a good meal, would do such a high-end job.

"You have a problem with your taste." I don't believe it, I don't believe it, I deserve to be single for so long!Qian Yibai secretly slandered.

"Then tell me, what kind of noodles did you eat?" Yi Ziyu was already ready to go to the pharmacy to buy special stomach medicine, and now he needed a little psychological suggestion to hypnotize himself.

"Instant noodles."

"..."

"He said that he cooks noodles strictly according to the instructions, and it took him a long time to master this specialty." Something flickered in Qian Yibai's eyes, with an expression of admiration on his face, "That's really what I eat. The best instant noodles I’ve ever had. The soup collided with my taste buds, not to mention the chewy noodles! Really conscientious!”

"..." Then, maybe you can look forward to it?Yi Ziyu thought a little hopelessly.

"Didi~" The notification sound of the text message stunned Zhang Zhening, who was concentrating on watching the video. Before his hand reached the communicator not far away, Garfield dexterously jumped up and patted the communicator randomly. It was a great resentment to be woken up suddenly after sleeping well.

"That's all right, all right, stop taking pictures, I still have messages to receive." Zhang Zhening waved his hand, hugged Garfield to the bed, and deliberately chose a flat place for him, "Sleep well, don't you still Are you going to sneak out at night?"

"Meow~" Garfield yelled in displeasure, why did such a customary thing suddenly be put on the table, what a stupid master.It rolled on the bed, decided not to sleep, and jumped directly into Zhang Zhening's arms.

"Okay, don't sleep if you don't sleep, it's up to you. Let me see what the text message is talking about." Zhang Zhening is inconvenient to wrap the cat, so he presses a small button on the communicator, and the content of the message is passed through the virtual screen in an instant placed in front of them.

Seeing this suspected coquettish text message and its owner, Zhang Zhening's first reaction was to cover Garfield's eyes to prevent him from reading the content.

"Meow~" Garfield was dissatisfied again. Which of the girls I dated before had never been coquettish?Why are you not allowed to watch it now?Its owner's capricious moods were simply more than it could be.

Trying to ignore the words that made him blush, Zhang Zhening picked out the general meaning from a bunch of expressions, "Hungry? Want to eat something I made? What the hell?" Is Yi Ziyu stupid?Zhang Zhening was a little dumbfounded.

"Oh, never mind, I'll just watch my video, maybe he didn't post it at all." After the virtual screen disappeared, Zhang Zhening let go of Garfield and sat down, "Don't worry, never mind, I'll continue Look at me, take care of him, I don't care."

Garfield wagged his tail, not taking Zhang Zhening's words seriously at all.

Sure enough, within 2 minutes, it was picked up by Zhang Zhening.

"Tell me," Zhang Zhening asked very seriously the only creature in the house that could respond, "Is he lying? It's true, right?"

"..." Garfield used practical actions to show that it refused to answer such stupid questions.

"Usually they yell so happily, but when it comes to critical moments, they lose the chain." While complaining about the incoordination of the mental body, Zhang Zhening drew his own conclusion: "It must be fake, Yi Ziyu is not that boring."

So he put Garfield down and sat back in his seat by himself.Garfield ran to the other side of the bed to avoid being harassed.Well, it's still comfortable to sleep here.It let out a soft cry, its voice full of happiness.

But Garfield's nest wasn't hot yet, Zhang Zhening jumped up from the chair as if his butt was burned by something, the loud noise forced Garfield to open his eyes again.

"No, I still don't think so." The silly face of the stupid master appeared in front of Garfield again. This time, the other party directly chose to kneel on the ground and look at it.

"Old rules. If you think I should go, stretch out your left paw, and if you don't, then stretch out your right paw. Don't play dumb, I know you peeked at the content between your fingers, and be careful that I will make a mess of your cat's nest."

Do you still need to use the paws of this cat, Jin Gui, for such an idiotic question?If conditions permit, Garfield must step on Zhang Zhening's head to see what he is thinking.

With the mentality of pointing the way to the fool, Garfield slowly stretched out its right paw.Yes, that's it, slowly, slowly, landing.

"what!"

When Garfield's fat paw was about to stretch out in front of Zhang Zhening, Zhang Zhening suddenly yelled, and the air flow sprayed Garfield's face without saying a word, and he retracted his right paw and stretched out his left paw in fright.

"It seems that I should go." The instigator touched his chin shamelessly, "I didn't want to help, after all, Yi Ziyu has nothing to do with me, but since you have suggested so, then I will help others Let me help you make a meal of instant noodles."

Garfield: "..." There are such brazen people in the world!

"I didn't want to go at first, alas, it's the most troublesome thing to do at night." He pretended to be emotional, and when he walked to the door, Zhang Zhening still didn't forget to turn his head and emphasize with Garfield, who was in a mess in the wind, "Remember, it was you who said it. , it's not what I want to do. I'm going because of you."

Why say a word so many times?Love it or not.Turning around irritably, Garfield buried himself in the soft blanket again.Cooking instant noodles is still so grindy, and the people waiting will starve to death.

How could it have such a stupid master, exactly the same as that stupid leopard.

But speaking of which, where did that big fool go?It must search hard some other day to find the silly leopard.

Hmph, if it hadn't been for Mr. Garfield who was worried that his master would not see the silly leopard because he was not used to it, and would cry all day long, it wouldn't have gone looking for it.It's definitely not because I miss that silly leopard!Absolutely not!It Garfield has always been a cat who doesn't like to meddle in other people's business.

Well, on this point, when that silly leopard is found by Mr. Garfield, it must be emphasized.

Absolutely can't help the master take the blame!