Weird Gacha Machine

The city is colorful, hurried and weird, and interesting.

But Yin Mu has always felt that the world is boring, and people in the world are beyond stupid.But as luck would have it, the freak with eyes always on the top of his head looking at people through his nostrils, many people are willing to post him as his companion.

Xu Huang is one of them.

It was the first time Yin Mu set foot in a chaotic bar full of miscellaneous fish because of Xu Huang's birthday party.

Speaking of which, I have known this person since college, and it has been almost three years now. Yin Mu never felt that he was so close to him, but that person always said that Yin Mu was his best friend in the whole school, and they hit it off right away. Words that coincide with each other are used more frequently.

Every time he said these things, Yin Mu smiled and nodded to show that he was right.In fact, I had already labeled him a "fool" in my heart.

How do you say something?You feel that you get along comfortably and harmoniously with a person, not because the other person has the same temperament as you, but because the other person is much smarter than you.

He thought so arrogantly.

The bar is a nightlife for young people.But at [-] o'clock in the evening, it was already full of sexy girls with heavy makeup, and handsome men with pomade on their heads.

Yin Mu had already fully thought about this situation before he came, but after sitting in the booth and looking at the wine on the entire square table in front of him, he still couldn't help but scowl.

Xu Huang is a rich man, and he is an extremely ordinary rich second generation.He can take Yin Mu to the most high-end restaurant in the city for dinner every day without hesitating an hour's drive, or he can go racing on the road around the mountain in the middle of the night and have sex with the big-breasted woman brought by others.

It's a simple waste of time and money.

Pulling away, let's talk about this birthday party.For the past three years, Yin Mu rejected Xu Huang's kind invitation because he thought he needed to review for the final exam.Who let his birthday be during the exam period.Why did you come this time?Because he really couldn't refuse, it took Xu Huang three full years to understand that this person can crush all the heroes without reviewing.

After he said, if you dare to reject me again this time, you will not treat me as a friend.Yin Mu compromised, not because of his words, but because he wanted to figure out why he was so persistent in the invitation.

In this environment where no one could see anyone clearly, and his face had a soft light effect, Xu Huang, who was wearing a big gold chain and exuded the aura of a local tyrant, still introduced Yin Mu to everyone.

The corny "my best friend in college".

Not too many people, plus he has three boys and two girls.Yin Mu thought that people like Xu Huang were destined to be a group of friends who would drink and chat all day long, but it seemed that these people celebrated their birthdays together every year, so it was a bit distracting to think about it.And this number, he can handle it.

"I used to hear Brother Huang say that you didn't come every birthday." The girl next to Yin Mu chatted with him. If I remember correctly, it was He Youying.

"It's rare to see someone who is so handsome and doesn't like to play." It was Fang Hanyue who said this, although in Yin Mu's view, these girls all looked similar.

"Hey, can you stop putting stickers on handsome guys when you see them?" Xu Huang said.

"If you don't stick it on him, stick it on your body? Show some face." He Youying replied.

"Aren't I fucking handsome?!"

"You are more stupid."

Yin Mu almost laughed out loud listening to their conversation, so Xu Huang has always been the target of harassment?No wonder, this kind of person was abused.

"Brother Qiao is here, I'll go out to pick him up." The boy sitting on the side left after saying a few words, what's his name... Yin Mu really can't remember.

"Is there anyone else coming?" He asked Xu Huang.

"Well, I'm young, and I'm very handsome." Xu Huang winked at Yin Mu meanly, "Among the people I know, you are the only one who can compete with him."

"Thank you, Brother Huang."

"I think you are more handsome, little brother. Brother Qiao gets tired of seeing you for a long time." Fang Hanyue raised her glass to Yin Mu, "Go one?"

Alcohol is not a good thing.Yin Mu didn't like it, but clinked glasses with her very cooperatively, and then drank it down.Apart from the juice taste, there is no other feeling, let alone, it is not bad to drink.

That was Yin Mu's first time meeting Song Qingqiao, who was still shining in the crowd.The comma bangs that are currently popular, a pair of gold-rimmed glasses, clean and upright temperament, the whole face can only be seen with one word, handsome, extremely handsome, so handsome that people lack words.Since childhood, Yin Mu never felt inferior because of his appearance, no, it can be said that he never felt inferior because of anything, but at this time he still felt faintly that he was at a disadvantage.

A little pissed.

"Brother Qiao, come here, sit here." Xu Huang's grandson Fei pulled Song Qingqiao between him and Yin Mu.

When I got closer, I smelled a sandalwood scent, so coquettish, and I also sprayed perfume.Yin Mu slandered.

"Hello, Song Qingqiao."

"Yin Mu."

"I heard Brother Huang mentioned it."

Yin Mu's popularity has become very high because of the long-term Amway of his fanatic Xu Huang.

Song Qingqiao gave Yin Mu a strange feeling. The strange thing was that no matter how he looked at it, he didn't seem like someone who would have anything to do with Xu Huang.The man came to the bar wearing a blue-and-white striped shirt with a collar button open and cropped jeans.And what about Brother Huang?Big gold chain, hip-hop T-shirt, crotch shorts.

【Boss Yin, how about my childhood? 】

In the WeChat message sent by Xu Huang, two smiley emojis were added.

【Very handsome. 】

【Like it? 】 Still laughing cheaply.

? ? ?The co-author originally wanted to introduce someone to the idol?Yin Mu suddenly realized.Thinking about it carefully, it seems that Xu Huang really asked about his orientation?

The original words were: "Boss Yin, to be honest, I don't think mortals are worthy of you."

The damn memory.

【When did I say I like men? 】

【Then I didn't see you looking for a girlfriend either. 】

Yo, it makes sense.

"Is it interesting for the two of you to chat on WeChat with me?" Song Qingqiao said, taking a sip of wine.

Wasn't this guy still talking and laughing with those two young ladies just now?

"Fart talk, drink!" Fang Hanyue slapped down and almost took Xu Huang's phone off.

"Brother Huang, have you forgotten our rules?" The boy who spoke was the one who just went out to pick up Song Qingqiao. Yin Mu finally remembered his name, Lu Hengliang.

"Okay, Mr. Yin, you don't know yet. Our rule is that you are not allowed to play with your mobile phone in the wine game, and you can play one cup of pure one at a time." Xu Huang put the mobile phone on the table, "Come on, come on, hand it over to me."

What pure?Wait, your boss Yin hasn't figured out the rules yet.

There are six mobile phones stacked on the table, and they are all the same fucking model.

"Happy 21st birthday to Brother Huang!"

Everyone pushed and pulled and drank a lot. Of course, Xu Huang drank the most. After all, he was the main coffee.

To Yin Mu's surprise, Song Qingqiao's drinking was unambiguous, and she was not the type who was so cold that people felt uncomfortable, on the contrary, she was very familiar.

"Boss Yin, punch?"

Because of Xu Huang's relationship with Mr. Yin, other people also called him that, just like calling a man brother and a woman sister between them, they just came here casually.

Yin Mu can punch, but the routine is very simple, compared with those of them who are at the wine table, it is really a child's play.Even after losing several times in a row, Song Qingqiao still clung to him.

"Brother Qiao, why the hell can't you play with us?!" Xu Huang didn't know when he sat on the other side next to Lu Hengliang.

"No, since we have new friends today, why don't we play something that everyone can play?" Fang Hanyue suggested.

"Second." He Youying patted the table.

No, Boss Yin is a little too drunk.Why is this wine so strong?

"Can Boss Yin afford big ones?"

Song Qingqiao, fuck you.

"can."

After being dazed for a while, He Youying approached Yin Mu with an ice cube in her mouth.

? ? ?What is this for?

"Hurry up!" Fang Hanyue hurriedly urged.

what?Pick up ice cubes?

"It's time, Boss Yin, let's drink." Song Qingqiao held the wine glass and handed it to Yin Mu.

Hold.

Then, starting from Yin Mu who lost, the smaller half with ice cubes was bitten with his teeth and passed to the next person.Then the next person is...Brother Qiao.

Yin Mu turned his head to meet Song Qingqiao's eyes, this man is actually smiling? !

Song Qingqiao supported the sofa with one hand, leaned forward, her face got closer and closer to Yin Mu, and successfully bit the ice cube at a distance of one centimeter.

Then it was passed to Xu Huang, Xu Huang was very dissatisfied that there were two men behind him, but because of the verbal violence of Fang Hanyue and He Youying, he had to sit there.

The first round of transmission was about to end, and when He Youying arrived, most of the ice cubes were still left.The young lady smiled evilly, and then heard a "crack", and half of the ice cube was crushed in her mouth, leaving only a little bit of ice residue.

Is this teasing you, Boss Yin?

After a few seconds of silence, Yin Mu drank a glass of wine.

"Hahahahahahaha, Mr. Yin, can you fucking still do it?" Xu Huang was amused to see Yin Mu's serious expression.

"Brother Huang, come dance with me." Fang Hanyue pulled Xu Huang and He Youying to the dance floor.

At eleven o'clock, the dance floor was already full of young boys and girls, jumping up and down in coordination with the DJ, like a group of monkeys.

"I'm going to the bathroom." Yin Mu said.

When I stood up, I felt my body was floating and my head was so heavy.

"Lu Mao, you go with him." Song Qingqiao gave him a hand and held him on his wrist.

The hands are so cold.

Lu Hengliang took Yin Muwan to the bathroom, where there was a series of mixed smells of smoke, vomit, alcohol and air freshener, which made people dizzy.

"I found that none of you smoke." Yin Mu murmured.

"You are here today, so you didn't smoke."

Lu Hengliang is very tall, must be 1.9 meters.The hair is short and capable, and the whole person is very heroic.Sure enough, good-looking people hang out with good-looking people, Xu Huang barely counts.

The restrooms of bars are always overcrowded, and there is no distinction between men and women. Yin Mu and Lu Hengliang were waiting at the door of one of them.Some can't hold back anymore.

After 1 minute, a girl came out from the inside, she was underage at first glance, she was also drunk, and her walk was smoother than that of Yin Mu.

Before the girl could come out completely, a man pushed her out with one hand, and then went in by himself.The girl was thrown staggeringly, and threw herself on Yin Mu.

"No...sorry."

"What are you apologizing for?" Sure enough, there were more idiots after drinking.

Lu Hengliang kicked the door open before the man closed it: "Go in line."

"Crazy!? Your grandpa, I can go up if I want, how many lines are in line?!"

That mouth is dirty enough.

Just as Yin Mu was about to say something, before he could open his mouth, Lu Hengliang's fist went down first, one punch, two punches...it took ten punches before he stopped.

That person was beaten and confused.

After Lu Hengliang solved it, he grabbed the man by the collar and threw it away. The man fell sideways like a puddle of mud against the wall.

"Go."

Yin Mu really drank too much, he didn't even have time to be surprised, it's important to go to the toilet first.

To put it bluntly, it deserves it.

Later, when Yin Mu thought about it, he always felt that Lu Hengliang had already given him face by not taking the life of this man.

"Sometimes fists are more effective than words." Lu Hengliang took Yin Mu back again, "Does it scare you?"

Oh, can you still scare me?

"No."

"That's good."

When he came back, Song Qingqiao sat next to a girl, but Yin Mu couldn't see what that girl looked like because of the harsh environment and dizziness.

"Women come to strike up a conversation every time." Lu Hengliang said lightly.

"Then the ones who strike up more conversations are you or him?"

"Of course it's him. I can barely rank second, but I think I have to rank third when you come."

"Where's Brother Huang?"

"It's him looking for someone else."

Lu Hengliang walked over and patted Song Qingqiao's shoulder from behind: "Qiao, I haven't looked at you for a while, and you messed with me again?"

What drama?

"Honey, I don't."

Boss Yin, who couldn't see anything clearly, could clearly see the unpredictable expression on the girl's face at this moment.

"you……"

"What's wrong? Why are you looking for my boyfriend? Believe it or not, I beat you so hard that your mother doesn't even recognize her?"

"Don't, my dear, I'm just here for a drink."

These two can really play.

The girl left in a hurry.

"Boss Yin, don't worry, it's all acting." Song Qingqiao smiled at him.

"No."

"By the way, Joe, where's the cake?"

"I'll be there right away, go and call them back."

Lu Hengliang went to the dance floor, and Song Qingqiao looked at it for a while with his mobile phone: "Mr. Yin, come out with me to get a cake?"

As soon as he came out of the bar, the night wind blew Yin Mu sober.

"Where's the cake?"

"It's only 500 meters away."

No matter where Song Qingqiao went, he was a sight to behold, and simply looking at his phone in his pocket was very attractive.

"It's that son of a bitch!" Why is this voice so familiar?

Isn't it the uncle who was knocked out just now?The uncle had a bruised nose and a swollen face, and he was accompanied by two men of similar type to him.

"Come here for us?" Song Qingqiao pushed his glasses with a blank expression.

"Just now in the toilet, Lu Hengliang beat him." Yin Mu explained.

"When is the time for revenge?" Song Qingqiao put the phone in his pocket, "Go in."

"what?"

"Forget it, go to the side of the road and wait for the cake delivery."

"Oh."

"Hey, don't run away you fucking bastard!" the uncle scolded.

"Wait a minute, what's the matter?" Song Qingqiao reached out to stop him.

"It's none of your business, get out of my way."

"What's up?"

"Look at your mother being with him is not a good bird." Saying that, he punched Song Qingqiao in the face.

It would be really stupid to be beaten standing up, Song Qingqiao took a step back to avoid it: "I have something to say."

"Dare to hide?!"

I don't know how.

How can you do it at the door of the bar?Are you a security guard?

Before the uncle could punch again, two burly security guards came over: "What are you doing?"

"Fuck, he beat me inside just now!"

"I hit it?" Song Qingqiao asked back.

"No...it was you fucking people who beat me!"

"Uncle, have you drunk too much? Anyone who beats you will frame you indiscriminately."

"Don't make trouble here."

The 1.8-meter-long muscular security guard could scare people just by standing there, so the uncle naturally didn't dare to push him any further. Besides, the person who actually beat him was not here, so he couldn't explain it clearly.

When Yin Mu came over with the cake, only Song Qingqiao was still there.

"What about people?"

"Send away."

"So easy?!"

"Okay, are you tired?"

"A little bit, why?"

"Give me the cake, you go back first, I'll just tell Brother Huang."

Not quite right, this development.But now that the alcohol is fermenting, Yin Mu is extremely tired, and he doesn't bother to think about it.Now I just want to go home and sleep until dawn.

It was already two o'clock in the afternoon when Yin Mu woke up again the next day, first he saw the time and panicked for a while before realizing that there was no class during the revision week.Then the strange thing is that there is no message on the phone.

How about asking?I remember that it should have been around two o'clock when I came back last night.

He sent a message to Xu Huang, according to Xu Huang's character, as long as he is awake, he will reply in seconds.

[Boss Yin, it's okay. 】

Yin Mu breathed a sigh of relief, logically speaking, even if something happens, it doesn't have much to do with him.But what bothered him was that Xu Huang, for one thing, really regarded him as a friend. There was no doubt about it, and it was not difficult to care about it on the surface.

Because the final exam is due in one day, Yin Mu hasn't seen Xu Huang these days.The first meeting after the birthday party turned out to be in the examination room.

"Boss Yin, let's have dinner together." Xu Huang came over as soon as he finished the exam.

"What happened to your face?"

"It's a lottery."

"Is there a fight?"

Apparently it was the night before yesterday.

"You said those old men were bullied by us, how can they swallow this breath, they must be beaten."

"Where are He Youying and Fang Hanyue?"

"The two of them left early. This kind of thing has nothing to do with women."

"Three against three, evenly matched." Yin Mu couldn't help but praise him.

"Mr. Yin, you are really naive and want to be naive. The three of us are surrounded by a group of them. There are at least a dozen of them."

"Then you should be missing an arm or a leg or something."

The three of them fought a dozen or so, and Brother Huang could still stand upright, that's pretty impressive.

"Heh, you didn't see how happy Lu Mao's son-in-law is. Find a fight for him immediately after the college entrance examination. It's crazy."

"He's a senior in high school?!"

"Yeah, you can't tell, the whole society."

"Then Song Qingqiao?"

"It was with him."

"Damn it, didn't you say you were the one who made the child?"

"It's really a child. I have been playing since I was a child. Let me tell you something even more funny. Brother Qiao and Lu Mao have a very good relationship. When their mother was pregnant, they said that Lu Mao must be a girl. Give it to me. They made a baby kiss hahahahahahaha, in the end Lu Mao was taller than Brother Qiao."

I really don't know how this heartless dog can laugh.

"Don't you think you have brought down the future pillars of the motherland?"

"Boss Yin, that's not right. Anyway, I'm also a student of a prestigious school. Lu Mao was admitted to University B, and Brother Qiao was admitted to the Academy of Fine Arts next door. How did I spoil them?"

It's amazing, you are fucking handsome and rich, the key is that your academic performance is also fucking excellent.

"I have nothing to say, are those two girls younger than you?"

"Anyway, I'm the boss. Sister Ying and Sister Yue are the second and third children, Brother Qiao is the fourth child, and Lu Mao is the youngest."

See if you can get it, being a little bully can give you the best of luck.

"There's nothing wrong with them."

"Boss Yin, who do you really care about? To be honest, I support whoever you like, don't burden yourself because of your young age, or Sister Ying and Sister Yue."

"Why didn't that wretched man beat you to death?"

"Hey, my name is "Fat Shui Don't Flow Outsiders' Fields. Whoever can get Yin will always be his blessing. Of course I have to keep it for my friend first."

What kind of ecstasy soup did Boss Yin pour into you! ?

"By the way, Mr. Yin, you're going home after the exam, right?"

"Ah."

"See you in summer vacation."

"Why? I don't want to see you."

Xu Huang smiled brightly like Zhu Bajie: "I'll take them on a trip to P City."

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