My girlfriend is a psychic [entertainment circle]

Before Qi Qi came to South Korea, he followed Wuyi's instructions and brought the second volume of "Shan Hai Jing", which contained 15 kinds of strange beasts. Some of the unsealed strange beasts stayed in Wangwang Mountain, and a few A few followed Qi Qi to Korea.

For example, the two fighting in front of you.

Qi Qi has long been tired of watching the drama of "goblin fights". Anyway, the two birds are naturally at odds, and they will start fighting if they disagree. In the enchantment, he watched with interest.

Oh, and I have a piece of melon in my hand.

The two "birds" were very happy to fight each other, and Qi Qi began to lose his mind when he watched it.

Suddenly, Qicai sent a video call, and Qi Qi immediately opened it with a look of surprise.

"My sister, you are finally online!"

Qicai: "Oh, I'm a bit busy today."

"Hurry up and start, I have to go to Dahei Company in the afternoon."

Qicai: "I know, I know."

During this period of time, Qicai would teach Qi Qi relevant flirting skills through her mobile phone every day. The first point is the so-called earthy love talk.

"Oh, let me tell you, this thing is really powerful, every time Wuyi is teased by me, I can't speak."

The colorful flirting class is about to start, but the two birds in the sky are still fighting fiercely, so noisy that Qi Qi can't hear Teacher Cai's words.

Qi Qi: "You two can do it, stop fighting."

However, there is no egg, and no bird is willing to talk to her.

Qi Qi sneered, and then threw a small bench over, and there was a scream like a deer's cry in the sky.

Well, it seems that this time it was Shengyu.

Bi Fang looked at Shengyu who was thrown into the air by the small bench in bewilderment, and then turned into a human form with lingering fear.

On the mountain of Zhang'e, there is a bird Yan, which is shaped like a crane, with one leg, red and blue, and white beak.

—— "Shan Hai Jing"

"Emma, ​​I'm scared to death."

Come on, the first time he spoke was this scumbag Mandarin, Qi Qi had always suspected that Bi Fang had sneaked to the Northeast.

"Qiqi!" After Shengyu turned into a human form, he walked over angrily.

"Why are you beating someone!"

On Yushan Mountain, there is Niaoyan, whose shape is like a diary and red, and its name is Shengyu. It eats fish, and its sound is like a deer.

—— "Shan Hai Jing"

Sheng Yu who turned into a human form is a very sweet-looking little loli.

"I reminded you." Qi Qi shrugged indifferently.

"But you don't listen."

"Hahahahaha, I laughed so hard, Shengyu, why didn't you get crushed to death by that little bench?"

"Get lost! I told you not to call me Shengyu, my human name is Tang Tang!"

Bi Fang snorted coldly, "Tsk, then I won't call you a girly name."

"You say it again?" Tang Tang threw the small bench aside, rolled up his sleeves and planned to do it again

"You guys are enough." Qi Qi was very helpless

"Although I know that you two have one attribute of water and the other of fire, which is a natural mismatch, but can you control the number of times you fight?"

"A lot of people are old, and they are still like a child."

Tang Tang pouted very unhappy, and finally compromised.

"Eh? Which lake?"

"Need to say, I must have gone to tease girls again." Bi Fang rolled his eyes indecently, then turned and left the room

After the two kindergarten children had left, Qi Qi happily started class.

……

Jin Nanjun has been panicking recently because Qi Qi's words and deeds are extremely weird.

one day, practice room

Qi Qi: "I think you look a little weird today."

Jin Nanjun: "Where is it strange?"

Could it be that the dance I just danced was too ugly?

Qi Qi: "It's so cute."

Jin Nanjun: "..."

The rest of the people: Suppressed laughter until the face flushed

One day, video game city

Qi Qi: "You must be very good at holding dolls, right?"

Jin Nanjun: "It's okay, I don't think I'm very good."

Qi Qi: "No, you are very powerful."

Jin Nanjun: "???"

Qi Qi: "Otherwise, how could you hold my heart firmly?"

Jin Nanjun: "..."

The rest of the people: laugh out loud

one day, cafe

Qi Qi: "Why don't you smile?"

Jin Nanjun: "Why are you laughing?"

Qi Qi: "Just give me a smile."

Kim Namjoon: ...why do you feel a little awkward?

Jin Nanjun: "Why?"

Qi Qi: "Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee."

Jin Nanjun: "..."

"Well, Miss Qi Qi, the sugar is on your plate..." Tian Zhengguo said weakly from the side

Qi Qi: Death Stare

Tian Zhengguo: ... I'm afraid, I'm afraid

The rest: box to choke

one day, the gym

Qi Qi: "Nanjun Nanjun!"

Jin Nanjun: "What's wrong?"

Qi Qi: "Let me tell you, I have mastered a superpower."

Jin Nanjun choked for a moment, and asked very cooperatively: "What is it?"

Qi Qi: "I like you so much..."

The rest of the people: inexplicably blushing

During this period of time, from the awkwardness at the beginning, to the inexplicable calm later, to the slight heartbeat later, the changes in Jin Nanjun, several members have noticed.

Min Yoongi: "I told you before, Qi Qi likes Nanjun."

"It's really big..." Jin Taixi said with emotion

"I thought Seventh Sister Qi was just joking."

"Boy, you have to take things like feelings seriously." Jin Shuozhen patted his head with a smile

Park Jimin: "I still feel a little unreal..."

"Because it's too fast?" Min Yoongi smiled knowingly

Park Jimin nodded

"It's only been two months since we first met Qi Qi."

Tian Zhengguo: "But, I think Qi Qijie really likes Brother Nanjun."

"When she looked at Brother Nanjun, her whole body seemed to be glowing."

Jin Nanjun: "..."

"Nan Jun, what are you going to do?"

"Can't Brother Nan Jun be with Qi Qijie?" Tian Zhengguo was very puzzled.

"Of course not." Min Yoongi's tone was very straightforward.

"But Fang PD should also know what Qi Qi is doing, right?" Jin Shuozhen said hesitantly

"That doesn't mean anything." Min Yoongi replied in a flat tone.

"Maybe the PD just wanted to see how Namjoon would react."

"Or, he wants to know what decision Namjoon will make."

Kim Namjoon sighed

"I will find time to have a good talk with Qi Qi."

"Sister Qi Qi said that Brother Nan Jun was very good-looking when she met him for the first time..."

Jin Nanjun overheard what Tian Zhengguo said in the toilet.

Ugh……

He sighed helplessly, feeling depressed and a little uncomfortable.

……

Qi Qi lay facelessly on the sofa playing with his mobile phone, when a man suddenly walked in with a dejected look on his face.

"Qiqi, I'm broken in love."

The man has a good skin that is no less than that of a Korean star, and he speaks in a pitiful tone, which makes people feel distressed.

Of course, Qi Qi was not included in that group.

"Yo, then I want to congratulate that girl, she finally got out of your clutches."

"Wow, how can you say that? What about our revolutionary friendship all these years? Have you fed the dogs?!"

Qi Qi: "Yes, hello."

The man fell silent suddenly.

"Yuhu, can you be more mature?" Qi Qi looked disgusted

"Anyway, it's a strange beast with explosive combat power, why is it full of love and love in its mind all day long?"

On the mountain of Yanyu, there is a beast, which looks like a horse with a bird's wings, a human face and a snake tail, and it likes to raise people. It is called Shuhu Lake.

—— "Shan Hai Jing"

Shuhu, that is, Jin Zaizhong heard the words, curled his lips in disdain.

He thinks that he has a beauty that is not inferior to that of Kim Jaejoong, so he shamelessly took the same name as this popular male idol.

"Didn't you chase that Jin Nanjun very closely recently?"

"I'm different from you." Qi Qi looked proud

"Jin Nanjun is my destined person, we are destined to be together forever."

Jin Zaizhong curled his lips in grievance, with some envy in his eyes

"Why don't I have a destined person..."

Qi Qi: "Maybe because you are unlucky."

Jin Zaizhong felt that he had been stabbed in the knee again.

"Forget it." Qi Qi couldn't bear to see the man's aggrieved look.

"Why did you break up this time?"

"That girl lied to me!" Kim Jaejoong looked sad and indignant

"She's just a primary school student!"

"What?" Qi Qi sat up excitedly

"You are molesting young children, you."

"I didn't... She took the initiative to add me, and lied to me that she was 21 years old, and she was only in the first year of middle school!"

Qi Qi: "It's not much different from elementary school students..."

Kim Jaejoong: "I asked her why she cheated on my feelings, but she said that love has no age, she really likes me and is attracted by my personality."

Qi Qi: ... I'm afraid this girl is not blind

"... Then why did you break up?"

Jin Jaejoong looks pained

"I found out later that she lied to me. She just wanted me to help her with math problems! Math is so difficult, how could I know it, so she broke up with me very angry."

Qi Qi: "???"

"Ahu..." Qi Qi patted Jin Jaejoong's shoulder with a heavy face

"I told you a long time ago, you have to study hard, otherwise you won't find a wife in the future."

Kim Jaejoong burst into tears.

"But mathematics is really too difficult!!!"