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"Let me introduce you." I said, "This is Sister Bird, you can call her whatever you want. From now on, she will be our partner in finding Mauricio and Dr. Roman."

Josuke: "..."

Jotaro: "..."

Giorno looked curiously at the crested ibis, which was being choked by me and was flapping its head downwards, and asked, "Is this the bird you caught with your bare hands on the deck?"

I said mercilessly: "Yes."

"That... We seem to have learned it in the animal protection search class. This is our national bird, the crested ibis that has become extinct in the mainland." Jousuke said weakly, "How did you catch Lixiang—no, you treat it like this Endangered Animals……"

I shook the big bird that was screaming strangely in my hand, looking innocent: "Eh? Is there any problem? Sister Bird, do you think there will be any, question, question?"

Crested Ibis was about to suffocate, and she could barely make out a broken voice: "Violence, violence—"

The three jojo male protagonists in the room looked at me with a smile and pinched the bird in bewilderment, as if a little rabbit who was once very docile and grazing on their hands suddenly opened its bloody mouth and began to eat people.

"Could it be that Lixiang found a clue?" Giorno didn't pay much attention to the crested ibis, he obviously had a deeper guess about my change of attitude, "Is it provided by this bird?"

I nodded, still not loosening the shackles on the crested ibis: "Yes, she can sense the soul fluctuations of the remnant souls affected by the aurora, but I don't feel at ease with her, so I need to rely on the strength of you and Giorno."

"Is she injured?" / "Need to follow up?"

After the little uncle and the little godfather spoke at the same time, they glanced at each other, and then quickly changed their words: "It may indeed be necessary to monitor." / "If there is any injury, let me take a look."

Don't do this, you two!When you are so serious, why are you so cute that I want to cover my face and roll on the ground?

"No injuries, she mainly needs to be monitored. This guy almost killed me before." I stretched out my arms straight, and pestered the crested ibis with all its hair exploded in front of the two strongest nurses of the jojo series, " Please, help Daxian'er and Super God Giorno, who are omnipotent, use your invincible crazy diamonds and gold to experience the Requiem and think of a way!"

Jotaro's face suddenly became very weird, but because Josuke in this world has never been through the plot of "Diamonds Are Unbreakable", he never said this classic "Quickly use your invincible Platinum Star to think Find a way." The little uncle just thought seriously with his second grandfather: "My crazy diamond can put a broken thing into the crested ibis. If you want to know where it is, just let the crazy diamond in my hand Just make a circle on the original of the broken item that remains, and the original will automatically fly to the position of the crested ibis in order to restore it. Giorno, do you have any other methods?"

Giorno looked at the crested ibis from the beginning to the end: "Well... if it is the Golden Experience Requiem, maybe it can make her never reach the reality of escaping..."

Crested Ibis screamed: "Stop, wait, wait! Don't you all feel heartbroken when you hear me wailing in Fujimaru Tachika's voice? I am a goddess, Kami, the real Kami, you This behavior is already—”

"Brother Kao is already very tired, don't let him do it again. Is jpg okay?" I watched an invisible big hand take over the crested ibis, and continued to pinch her long neck mercilessly, as if carrying a big goose, " So what if the voice actors are the same, do you think I'm showing mercy to the ace whose cv is Daisuke Ono?"

"Ace was bitten by Kujo Jotaro and not you—gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

Jousuke clapped his hands happily: "It's done!"

"What's done?" I leaned over.

Jousuke pointed to the neck of the crested ibis that was screaming like a pig: "I asked Crazy Diamond to install two crabs on its trachea and aorta respectively, which usually will not affect its daily activities. But if it wants to escape, Or do something against us, then—"

Giorno said: "—I will let the golden experience turn those two rings into poisonous scorpions."

Jotaro's and mine's expressions twisted in unison.

"Hey... Mr. Tatsuka and Mr. Jotaro don't agree with this solution?" Josuke asked in a low voice.

No, I'm very accepting.only……

Jotaro and I looked at each other, and we both saw a smothered smile in each other's eyes.

However, this is exactly the same as the way your father was put on the ring by the pillar man back then. You really deserve to be the son of Joseph Joestar, Jousuke!

After the crested ibis was blessed by the two generations of jojo's protagonist, she flapped her wings limply, and was released by me from the air window in a distorted manner.

"You must find a doctor quickly!" I put my hands around my mouth and shouted to her.

"Wait... little bastards..." The curse of the crested ibis dissipated in the wind of Yokohama Port.

Jousuke looked sideways and asked, "What did she say?"

"She said she would work hard." I opened my eyes and said nonsense.

Giorno returned to the living room of the guest room, took out a laptop from his luggage, sat down on the sofa again, set up the display screen and pressed the power button: "Let me contact all the cadres in Italy, Fugo should be able to Analyze something from the existing clues."

The computer turns on, the system prompts that an update is being installed, and the familiar circle on the blue screen begins to rotate.I leaned over to look at the little godfather's laptop, and complained by the way: "Win10 is really amazing, and you have to install and update it every now and then. I thought this phenomenon only existed in Neon, but I didn't expect your Italian computers to be like this."

"Well, this generation of system is indeed..." Giorno replied a little distractedly, I followed his gaze to look at the screen, and found a blinking icon in the corner of the blue screen, which looked like a zebra.

……zebra?

When I noticed the zebra, my consciousness also appeared briefly lax.When he woke up again, the update had been completed, Giorno turned on the phone through face recognition, opened the chat software and started trying to contact Fugo.

I retreated wisely, wondering if the untimely daze just now was caused by too many things happened today, and my spirit was too tense.Jotaro held my shoulders and asked, "Would you like to sit down and rest for a while?"

"Okay," I replied, "it would be nice to sit on your lap."

……

All quiet.

"No, no, no, no! Eh?!" I covered my mouth in horror, "How did I say such a thing—although it was true at some point, it completely exposed my old-fashioned nature and so on. , but I didn't—Jotaro, can you really not let me sit on your lap?"

Jotaro's face turned from white to blue, and Jousuke spoke incoherently to smooth things over: "Well, that is, if I really can't help it, I can pretend I didn't see it, Giorno too—Gioruno, you can say something too!"

"Well, sure enough, when I heard Jotaro talk about Lixiang in Italy, I suspected that you were in trouble." Giorno tapped at the screen, as if he didn't realize what he was talking about, "But sit on your lap This kind of thing can be regarded as excusable, after all, Jotaro's thighs look really muscular and very good for sitting. Judging from the genetics of my two fathers, I should be able to have such strong and tight thighs when I grow up. At that time, Lixiang, you can also try—”

The whole place was quiet again.

Giorno and I slowly covered our mouths at the same time.

"Try what?" I asked weakly through my fingers.

"Sit on your lap." Giorno replied weakly through his fingers.

"Thank you, if you really became a hunk like Jotaro and the others at that time, I would try." I became more and more horrified to find that my words were out of control at all.

"Okay, I don't think that day is far away, because I'm secretly eating eggs now." Giorno tried his best to bite his back molars, but he couldn't stop himself from saying it.

The two of us paralyzed on the sofa without love, and accepted the public execution of the other two jojos.

"Mauricio." Jotaro said suddenly, "I'm afraid this is Mauricio's stand-in attack. Did you see something on the computer just now?"

"Yes, there is a zebra cursor blinking at the bottom of the screen, I glanced at it." Giorno struggled to sit up, picked up his notebook and checked repeatedly, "Could it be that Mauricio has tampered with the computer? "

I speculated: "Could it be that the zebra cursor is the catalyst for his double attack? People who see that zebra can only tell the truth, right?"

"So it's the truth about sitting on your lap..." Jousuke muttered softly.

"Of course it's the truth. In fact, I still want to touch your head, head—"

Before I could say the irreparable words, I picked up a sofa cushion and stuffed it on my face, successfully submerging the second half of the sentence in the cotton.

Fortunately, Jousuke really didn't hear clearly: "Touch what?"

"It's nothing." Jotaro coughed, "Giorno, do you have any secrets in this computer? If not, can you find a computer expert from the port mafia to take a look, maybe left by Mauricio Some clues can be found in the data."

Giorno nodded: "Well, there is nothing confidential. I have left the confidential notebook in Italy. This computer is used by me for online classes. The teacher asked us to hand in a group assignment tonight. I am waiting for the blessing. Ge helped me make it and send it over."

Giorno: ...

I raised my hand and patted him on the back in grief: "It's great to have a subordinate help with homework."

Giorno said with a deadpan expression on his face, "Isn't it?"

The truth really hurts!

Before we caught Mauricio, Giorno and I decided not to speak if we could.The two of us faced each other and made a gesture of zipping our mouths, each making up our minds.

I said, "I must never open my mouth again to expose my old-fashioned nature!"

Giorno: "I must not open my mouth again to reveal that I am still a freshman in high school. It really damages my image as a passionate leader. My cadres are still present!"

Jotaro tried to make the two of us relax: "It's okay, I've seen through both of you a long time ago, it doesn't matter if you expose yourself or not."

Jousuke: ...Mr. Jotaro, you were actually attacked by a substitute who only spoke the truth!

When Higuchi came to pick up the computer, he didn't see me and Giorno.In order to avoid saying any inappropriate words to her, the two of us are huddling in a corner of the room, covering our mouths against the corner and trying to hold our breath.

"Okay, I will send the computer to be analyzed safely, and then send it back safely." Higuchi took the computer bag with both hands, and bowed slightly to Jotaro, "Also, I have never found a chance to say that during the previous period Thanks to the doctor and Ms. Lixiang for taking care of us Akutagawa-senpai! If senior has not been brought back by Miss Lixiang in time after turning into a black cat, I can't imagine what he will encounter outside... So, thank you very much!"

I whispered the words through the crack of my elbow: "You don't need to thank me, if you want to thank that shaving bird."

"This Higuchi, the name is very familiar." Giorno said quietly.

"Ichiyo Higuchi, the one on the 5000 yen is her." I replied, "I have very deep feelings for her and President Fukuzawa, and I always meet in dreams..."

Giorno: "Meet money."

Me: "Exactly."

Higuchi cast a puzzled look at the corner where we were hiding, and Jotaro sent her away calmly: "We are still doing our best to track down the criminal, please tell Chief Mori on your behalf, and share the relevant information with us in time. "

Hearing Higuchi's footsteps disappear behind the closed guest room door, I breathed a sigh of relief, and because of my mental relaxation, I began to force my mouth uncontrollably: "Jotaro's way of treating people is really reassuring Well, Giorno, did you let him be your cadre because of this?"

"Not at all. The main reason is that Jotaro is very powerful, and he is my relative. Italians are very fond of family. I finally met a person who is related by blood and does not reject joining the mafia. I must not let him go. Giorno covered his mouth in despair, "Speaking of which, there should be other members of the Joestar family, right? Josuke, are you willing to join our passion? Second Grandpa sincerely invites you now."

Jousuke: ...Giorno, it is said that he is a policeman! ! !

Jotaro made a very feasible suggestion: "Try to seal your mouth with tape."

I raised my hand: "Then what do I do when I want to eat?"

Giorno's little brain turned very fast: "Crazy Diamond can directly stuff food into your stomach with one punch, and then restore it to you. The speed is very fast, it can be done in an instant, and there is no pain at all."

I went crazy: "This is not Kakyoin's - oh oh oh!!!"

Jotaro stretched out his big hand to cover my mouth with no expression on his face, and even added more force: "That's still physical manipulation to shut up. Giorno, do you need it?"

Giorno shook his head obediently like a rattle: "I will try my best to control my words and deeds, thank you Kong Tiao."

Under Jotaro's iron palm, I still couldn't control myself and continued to press: "When we go out in the future, Jotaro, will you keep covering my mouth with your hand? Will this be like some kind of weird performance art? Similar to 'Shut up, we're talking about doubles' memes, but then again, I've never had the chance to see doubles, is it possible that I can only be stabbed by an arrow to—”

Jousuke asked: "What has Lixiang been saying? I can't hear clearly."

Jotaro calmly said, "She just kept kissing my palm."

……

Now I completely shut up.

"Stop talking?" He looked down at me, "If you calm down, sit down and wait for a while. You can choose between the sofa or your lap."

I went back to the corner and started to shut myself up.

But I do want thighs sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Giorno, as a suffering brother, brought me Coke, and we both squatted in the corner, chewing on the straw, trying to smooth out the pain in our hearts with happy soda.

"...Hey, Giorno, do you like Coke or Pepsi?"

"Why do you ask this suddenly? Keke, I like Keke."

"Because you're sure to tell the truth in this situation."

"Then I can only pray that you don't ask any particularly nasty questions."

"...If you wear a heart-shaped open-chest suit in summer, will you have heart-shaped tan marks in autumn?"

Crested ibis returned before the situation became irreversible.

"I want a drink!" She shot through the transom like a cannon.He rushed in like a bomb, and then fell on the carpet and fell into a piece of bird cake, "I'm exhausted, I'm really exhausted - no human can pour me some water?"

"Go and drink the sea water." I said ruthlessly.

Crested Ibis stood up rockingly: "You ungrateful little girl, one day I will peck off your stupid hair."

Jousuke was more concerned about the result: "Have you found Mauricio?"

"Well, I found it, but the situation is very complicated. Calm down and listen to me." Zhu Xi found a glass on the table, no matter what the liquid in it was, stretched his mouth into it and took several gulps, "The biggest one now The problem is not that Mauricio—”

"The big problem right now is Mauricio," I interrupted.

Crested Ibis compromised: "Okay, good. Mauricio is in Moriou Town."

Before Jousuke could say anything, Zhu Xi immediately released the second giant bomb.

"But he doesn't have Dr. Roman by his side, he lost the doctor."

"Snoring snoring..."

When Yoshikage Kira left the tram car and came to the platform, he clearly felt something was wrong in his suit pocket.

...was something stuffed by someone else?

He cautiously found a corner and called out the Killer Queen.The big pink cat stared at his suit pocket with red eyes, then reached out and touched it cautiously.

The suit pockets moved abruptly. "Pfft", a small plush cat's paw stretched out from his pocket, and then there was a soft "me... oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo."

The blond office worker tremblingly fished out a small, newly weaned, sleeping puppet kitten from his suit pocket.

Yoshikage Kira: ...

Which vile and effervescent bastard abandoned the kitten on the tram? !

The Killer Queen condemned it—really! ! !