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Fanny Valentine, who has been dead for 100 years, is revived with a fraudulent corpse and announces that he will depose the current president, while Diego Brando claims to be "Captain America" ​​and wants to eliminate Fanny Valentine on behalf of the current president. In this farce Who is the biggest victim?

Me: "It's Captain America."

Jotaro: Indeed.

The live broadcast was cut off after Diego Brando opened his mouth and threw himself at Valentine on the stage. The three of us were dumbfounded when facing TV Tokyo, which had resumed broadcasting cartoons, like a blind stream. , when a wave of migrant workers pouring out of the turnstiles crowded past us, Josuke suddenly jumped up: "—— Yoshikage Kira! Aren't we going to stay here with Yoshikage Kira?"

That's right, we're here to find Yoshikage Kira!

So I stood up and stretched my neck to search among these migrant workers who all looked equally tired: "Let me look for a blonde office worker who looks like David Bowie..."

Jotaro was still thinking about the sudden coup on the other side of the ocean. He took out his mobile phone from his coat pocket, opened the social software, and easily found the current president's homepage among the popular trends.

"...He really likes to tweet." Jotaro frowned slightly, and gently swiped down the interface with his thumb, "Just now he posted another one, which was about exposing Fanny Valentine's doings during his reign. All kinds of scandals, similar to the murder charges during the sbr conference-wait, some reporters are still using their social media accounts to live broadcast the battle in the press room of the press conference."

Jotasuke leaned over, carefully kept a little distance from Jotaro, and watched the chaotic and shaking live broadcast on the phone screen together.

I was still looking for Yoshikage Kira, but after several waves of people came and went, the sun had sunk to the other side of the horizon, and the sky was dyed a beautiful indigo, and there was still no calm blond man in a suit among the increasingly rare office workers.An hour has passed since Kira Yoshikage's off-duty time in his self-introduction. It is reasonable to say that he can cross Morioh Town within an hour. It is impossible for him to arrive at the station.

What is going wrong?

"I don't know if Josuke and the others have successfully found a doctor. He and Giorno should be able to suppress the crested ibis, right?" In my anxiety, I began to worry about the two jojos fighting on the other side, "Jotaro, do you have any savings?" Uncle's phone number?"

Jotaro rarely responded to my question. He and Josuke looked at the phone screen solemnly, just like some pale pedestrians around me, as if something terrible happened on the other side of the screen.

"What's the matter?" I squeezed between them, and an orange furry head popped out between the white peaked cap and white sailor cap. "Has Captain America pulled out his smashing Varudo shield?"

"No." Jotaro turned the phone screen slightly sideways to me, "They fought...inseparable."

The host of the live broadcast did not know his safety, but the phone was placed on the stand and continued to take pictures of the scene in the news hall seriously.

The number of real-time viewers in the live broadcast room was still jumping upwards, and soon reached tens of millions to tens of millions of terrifying figures.And the news hall is even scarier than the number of real-time viewers, because it is like a miniature Jurassic Park. Human beings seem to be forcibly distorted by some kind of divine power. Horny scales grow out of the soft skin, and blood splatters and cracks at the corners of the mouth. After opening, the omnivorous incisors and molars have turned into sharp fangs for pure carnivorous hunting, and then let out a hungry roar.

"Is this X State Dinosaur Park?!" I watched a velociraptor rush towards Valentine from the front of the camera, and grabbed Jotaro's shoulders in horror, "Why did it turn into the adventure of Kiki? That one , What kind of dragon is that???”

Jotaro said: "It's a plesiosaur, a reptile and shallow-water creature of the diapsid subclass Pinosaur. In the Mesozoic Era, it spread all over the ocean and was a very powerful ocean overlord. However, this plesiosaur is relatively small, probably because of the limitations of the human body. -"

Dingsuke glanced at him quietly, and because of the effect of the "mantra buff", I directly spoke out for him: "Why do you marine biologists still study dinosaurs in the sea?"

Jotaro was strangely silent for two seconds: "...the interest."

Naturally, it is impossible for Valentine to sit and wait to die surrounded by dinosaurs, and his way of coping is also very simple, that is, to negotiate conditions.

"Diego Brando, we are also old acquaintances. You know I am not a person who breaks promises, but the guy who promised you the real estate property is a real lie!" Valentine said as A politician, of course, just opened his mouth and said, "Have you investigated the composition of his assets? Do you think he will be willing to hand over his entire family's business card to you after everything is settled? Then after the four-year term Why is he going, does he collect money for speaking tours? Wake up, Diego, my friend, don't be fooled by that golden retriever man!"

Diego was leaning against the wall, carelessly digging the scales on his arm with dinosaur claws. For him, the bargaining at this moment did not waste any time: "Yes, we are old acquaintances, so you also know what to impress. Me. I didn’t see any floor tiles in the Manhattan that I agreed to last time. This time..."

I always feel like these two golden retriever dudes from 100 years ago are missing one thing.

"This is in front of the global live broadcast camera..." Dingsuke looked up and saw that many pedestrians in the subway station had stopped walking. They all held their mobile phones and watched this scene in the distant Pacific Ocean with fixed expressions. A coup farce that goes against common sense of mankind.

The world is going to be chaotic.

The notification tone of the mobile phone is still ding dong ding dong, and the current president keeps tweeting like the phone is stuck to the handbrake. He announced that the whole country has entered a curfew, ordered the police and special forces to dispatch, and arrested the cabinet separately. members and the vice president, and dispatched almost the entire force of Washington to surround the White House.

At the same time, all the countries in the world that have received the news have entered a state of first-level combat readiness. No one knows what the suddenly resurrected president will do, and the resurrection of the dead is too unimaginable. There will be other instances of resurrection.

After TV Tokyo finished an episode of cartoons, the female news anchor came back to work again.She reminded Okinawa people to be cautious when going out, and at the same time, there may be telecom fraud in the near future, and they received messages similar to "Hello, I am Qin Shihuang, I was resurrected with Valentine, and now I want to come back to the throne again, but I can't buy it in Xianyang." As for the train ticket to Beijing, please subsidize me for a high-speed rail ticket, and I will give you half a pit of terracotta warriors and horses when it is done.” Don’t believe such information.

"Father won't send such tasteless text messages, he will definitely come to me first!" I said angrily, "I will buy tickets for Father, although it is impossible to travel from Xianyang to Beijing, but it is also possible to go from Yokohama to Tokyo." More than enough!"

The scammer has lost his conscience!He actually used the thousand-year-old man as a cover to send you to build the Great Wall tomorrow!

As night fell outside the station, the three of us raised our sore necks and looked out of the platform.

At the moment when we looked up, everyone could clearly see a shining meteor passing by in the clear night sky, dazzlingly bright as if carrying the dreams of billions of people.

Then, the second, third, fourth...

This is an abnormal and gorgeous meteor shower.

"Why are there meteors today?" I asked blankly, "Is this the extreme sky meteor shower in the Time Crown Temple?"

Dingsuke stared at the sky without blinking: "A meteor shower in the extreme sky? What is that, have you seen it before?"

"That's... the scene where the Heroic Spirits who once became friends with me came rushing like stars. But, how could it be possible in reality—?"

Jotaro suddenly pressed my shoulder. I have never heard him say this in a tone: "That's not a shooting star."

"That's fly. Bomb."

The turmoil caused by Valentine is now most intuitively displayed in front of the world.

"I did pick up a kitten today, and its characteristics match." Yoshikage Kira leaned against the door, only showing half of his face outside the house, "But I don't think I have met the Italian you mentioned. Pass."

Jousuke stood in front of Giorno, the young policeman wanted to imitate his grandfather and ask more questions, but Yoshikage Kira closed the door immediately, and after about a minute, he opened the door indifferently and pretended to be asleep. The little milk cat's padded cardboard box was carried out, and there was even a small bottle of warm goat's milk inside.He stuffed the cardboard box into Jousuke's arms, and then nodded to the two with a completely unmistakable attitude: "So, what else do you want?"

Jousuke was a little nervous, because Giorno had won Mauricio's "can only tell the truth" stand-in ability, and for a moment he was afraid that the blond Italian boy next to him would tell the whole story about them.But the strange thing is that Giorno looked calm and said nothing indifferently, he just raised his eyes to signal for Jousuke and Yoshikage Kira to say some more polite words.

"It's all right, thank you Mr. Kira for helping take care of Roman." Jousuke bowed with some difficulty holding the cardboard box, "If it's convenient, we can actually leave our contact information with each other, and I'll take some photos of Roman in the future—"

Yoshikage Kira interrupted him: "No, it's just a little effort, take him back, I'm going to make dinner too."

Giorno and Jousuke watched the gate being closed, and Crested Ibis, who had been squatting quietly on the roof and preparing to ambush with Crazy Diamond, called out, "That's it?"

Jousuke looked at Giorno, who had been keeping abnormally quiet all this time, and took out a small brooch from his pocket. The golden experience stretched out his hand from the roof and touched the brooch lightly, it turned into a beam of light and flew away. into the mouth of the young godfather.

"Go out and talk about it." Giorno said after flicking his lost tongue twice, "It's not that difficult."

In order not to let himself say bad things, Giorno took out his tongue and turned it into a brooch. After walking out of the yard of Yoshikage Kira, he turned to Jousuke and said, "We need to discuss countermeasures."

"This guy is very suspicious, but he is also very cautious." Jousuke looked down at the small cardboard box that was comfortably and meticulously arranged, and the puppet cat was sleeping on the fluffy cushion with its four paws spread out, and its belly was heaving, "although I have successfully recovered Romani Archman, but I always feel that Yoshikage Kira cannot be left alone."

Giorno didn't immediately comment on Josuke's opinion, he first looked at Zhu Xi: "Goddess, do you know something too?"

Crested Ibis stood on Jousuke's shoulder, bent its long neck and watched Ragdoll.After hearing the question directed at her, Da Bird replied unhurriedly: "Of course, I can recite the classic self-introduction now. If it weren't for the lack of time, I must recite that line from beginning to end." At the end, let’s start with “My name is Kira Eos, I’m [-] years old and I live in a villa area in the northeast of Mount Olympus.” Simply put, Kira Yoshikage is a villain worth getting rid of, but you also need to take good care of him. An opponent to weigh. If you choose to deal with him here today, then you may delay your rendezvous with Xiao Lixiang."

Jousuke and Giorno looked at each other.

"Please talk about it carefully, I think this time is still enough." Giorno said.

The clock at the station pointed to 7 o'clock, and the three of us bought three steamed buns at the convenience store, holding paper bags like a row of high school students and standing at the turnstile, biting and eating.The gap between the front teeth of Dingsuke is a bit wide, and there will always be some soup overflowing from the gap between his teeth, so I bought him another pack of paper towels for cushioning.

There are not many pedestrians on the road, even if there are three or two, they are in a hurry.Both TV stations and radios issued emergency notices, asking citizens to go home as soon as possible. The clerks of convenience stores also called the store manager and began to pack their things and prepare to close.It seems that the three of us are performing performance art at this small car site in Duwang Town, and the name is "Waiting for Kira".

"Those missiles." I slowly gnawed on the skin of the bun, "Who fired them, and who were they aimed at?"

"It may be that the Okinawa base is used to deter the northern countries. After all, Washington is facing a turmoil that has not been experienced in hundreds of years. It is hard to say whether the northern countries will take advantage of the fire." Jotaro put his hands back into the pockets of his coat, "the only one What is certain is that the world will be very turbulent for some time to come."

He didn't mention it again, but after spending more than a year with the heroes of Chaldea, I can imagine what will happen next, which is the hard-won decades of peace in human civilization. The End, which begins when an ambitious former president is somehow resurrected.

Dingsuke didn't say a word, but I knew he was the most anxious at the moment, after all, he was the one who was suddenly dragged into a strange world and had to face a series of bad situations immediately.I was sent to Yokohama with my memory washed away, and I was accompanied by Gaitia, and then lived with the furries, and he could only stand with the two of us at the door of the closed convenience store and eat buns.

……Ah, wait.

I swallowed the last bite of the bun, and rolled up the wrapping paper bag in my hand: "Speaking of which, Valentine and Diego shouldn't be 'resurrected', right? If Getia really has this ability, then he doesn't have to do this Work hard and work with Eos to wake up the doctor."

"He may have pulled the two of them from the parallel world directly through the 'bridge' in Aurora, and then used Valentine's substitute ability to bring other people." Jotaro's analysis should be the closest to the facts.

So, is Valentine's move at this time approved by Getia?

Where will his plan go?Is the turmoil in the world of ordinary people also what Getia likes to see?

I raised my head, looking at the dark night sky, and suddenly felt tired.

"...I suddenly feel a little sleepy." I reached out and grabbed Jotaro's arm, trying to use my strength to stand firm, "I think I may not be able to squat Yoshikage Kira, or should I go back?"

Right after saying that name, for a moment, my world was completely silent.

[You should wake up. 】

……

Birds chirping.

The morning sun shines into my bedroom through the gaps in the heavy curtains, the pointer points to 7 o'clock, and the alarm clock on the bedside table jingles persistently.

I sat up dazedly, the comforter slipping off me, the bloody kimono giving off a nasty stench, and I realized it had all happened before.

Gaetia's handwritten letter was placed on the table, the handwriting was crooked but serious, but the content was exactly the same as the one I read yesterday morning.

what happened?

Just now, wasn't I squatting at the station with Jotaro and Yoshikage Kira?

My fingertips trembled slightly, and a terrible guess took shape in my heart.

...Could it be that this is

[The Loser Eats Dust]