furry collection

Is Tatsuhiko Shibusawa really dead?This incident has become a lingering ghost that haunts everyone's mind.

Yingzheng did see his heroic Daqin soldiers cut off Shibusawa Tatsuhiko's head, but if he really died, then the animalization of the supernatural beings should be undone instead of nesting in the coffee shop like they are now Li was forced to operate live broadcasts.

Fitzgerald is a business genius. Although it is his first time to engage in live broadcasting, he has been involved in the entertainment industry in the United States before. He knows what the audience wants to see, what they want, and how to stimulate consumption to the greatest extent.He arranged a camera for each animal, set up direct-viewing pictures, and had their own gift lists.

"The key is the gift list." Fitzgerald said, "The gifts each animal gets are detailed, and the audience can't help but compare." Do you like white foxes?', as long as they have such an idea, they can stimulate their money."

I couldn't help giving Fitzgerald a thumbs up: "Brother, you are still the best."

Fitzgerald is humble: "Hey, it's average. It's just an average level of earning 500 billion."

After the battle with Tatsuhiko Shibusawa, the much quieter system couldn't bear to hum: [It is really useful to make money by making use of the audience's comparison psychology. It seems that as long as human beings exist, there will be room for beasts of comparison.If you bring Fufu here too...] I asked, "What are you talking about?"

【nothing. 】

The bell on the door of the coffee shop rang again and again.Lucy is making strawberry ice with a shaved ice machine in the back kitchen, so as a small boss, I stood up and greeted the guests: "Welcome ￣Please wash your hands with hand sanitizer when you enter the door. If you are looking for animals, please tell me, I will Bring out your favorite furry—ah, he is here to find Chuchu? Chuchu is sleeping on the cat climbing frame, I will help you to carry him..."

Since the start of the live broadcast, the number of customers in the coffee shop has skyrocketed, and sometimes customers can't find a place to sit when they come.These new customers basically come for the animals in the store. They are either excited after watching the live broadcast and want to suck furry in real life, or come to see their pick with the mentality of fans. animal.

Among the animals that have their own gift list, the most popular one is Zhongye, our chuchu.

In fact, I am not surprised that Zhongye won the throne of popularity king.Because among all the furries in the store, maybe only Ango can compete with Nakaya in terms of cuteness.Zhongye's appearance advantage is too unique. A round, fluffy little orange cat with short legs "plops" down in front of you, and then waving its short paws trying to reach the salted fish doll hanging in the air, because it is not enough. Then some meowed angrily

I watched Zhongye's exclusive gift item [Short Le] keep appearing in the barrage, swiping the screen in pieces.And Zhong also continued to fumble unknowingly, completely unaware of what gifts the live viewers spent their money on.I kept silent cautiously, and after putting a pink Xuan bow around Chuya's neck, I carried the little orange cat who was forced to open to the new fan rua who entered the store.

The other animals in the store didn't particularly care about the ranking of the gift list, because high popularity means high business intensity. They can't find a corner to sleep when they go to work every day, they can't review organizational documents peacefully, and they can't rest assured to watch "Hundred Schools" Lectures and Papers

At least Brother Zheng comforted himself that way when he saw the krypton gold rankings.

"However, why is the white fox's ranking so low?" Xuanniao leaned in front of the screen, shaking his head and counting from top to bottom, "In my era, the white fox was a legendary fairy beast."

Indeed, there were no arctic foxes in Qin State at that time. If people at that time wanted to get a white fox fur, they could only get a little white fur from the armpits of hundreds of foxes.I believe that if the conditions do not allow it, brother Zheng, who has always paid attention to appearance, can happily take Tuo Si to make himself a white fox scarf.

Tosi has been a little listless for the past few days, and I have also noticed that he is uncharacteristically not lying on his stomach under the air outlet of the air conditioner. He always finds a corner where the camera cannot capture it, and does not appear or move.At first I thought he was sick because I didn't take good care of him, but I checked everything from diet to sleep, and there was nothing wrong with him.

Mori Ogai said that it might be because of the scorching heat, and Tosi, a polar creature like this, is not physically used to it.

I looked at Dr. Polar Bear, who was in good health and delicious, and expressed doubts from the bottom of my heart.

Without a potential strong competitor, the vixen, Mori Ogai and Akutagawa don't like business very much, so Zhong has tragically become the furry with the highest intensity of being hugged and sucked by customers.Netizens who appeared on the gift list and barrage list will eventually push open the door of the coffee shop in reality, and then take the elongated face from me with a dreamy expression like floating in the clouds after the dream comes true. Little orange cat, pinch ears, pinch pads, pinch tail, suck belly...

Today is the same, but today is a little different.

Because the person who came to the store today is the number one on the Zhongye gift list.

Like other anchors, those who use krypton gold to make a bloody way out of tens of thousands of followers, that is, the number one on the list, generally receive some preferential treatment from the anchors.It's like a game anchor can lead the ranking to get points, handmade bloggers give the ranking first small handicrafts made by themselves, and Qiao Biluo, who is still holding a pipa half-hidden, says that he can have a face-to-face with the ranking... and so on.Although a strange example was mixed in, but by analogy, Fitzgerald also set a rule in our live broadcast room, that is: [List No. [-]] who reaches a certain amount of krypton gold can go to the store to accept a furry special services.

...Of course we are a serious coffee shop! "Special service" refers to the fact that animals have intelligence so they can behave differently from ordinary animals. Don't think wrong! ! !

No.1 on the Zhongye gift list is the first one in the whole live broadcast room to reach the required krypton gold amount.On the way, there were also some fanatical fans of Zhongye Maomao who challenged the No. 100 list, but this No. [-] was tenacious and continued to charge money, and once managed to fill the entire screen with [Short Music].Within a week, I got a daunting [-] million yen!

I was also worried that the number one on the list might be a minor, so I asked the detective agency upstairs to investigate.Kunikida told me not to worry. Behind this No. 100 lady is a Tokyo chaebol lady. She has nothing to do every day, either buying a cruise ship or buying a building. It’s not a big deal to pay an orange cat [-] million. I should be worried. Is it because she likes Zhong Zhong so much that she will buy our whole building in one go?

So, when there were 10 minutes left before the time that the first sister of Bangbang agreed to come to the coffee shop, I arranged the grooming of all the employees in the store in advance, combed Nakaya who was wearing a bow tie and looked unhappy, and hugged The little orange pompom came to the door of the store and looked forward to the appearance of the krypton gold boss.

"jingle--"

The bell on the store door rang lightly, and I immediately waved to the animal staff, telling them to sit up or stand up energetically, the doctor clicked the switch of the player, and Takahiro Sakurai was magnetically cold again. The voice of emotion reverberated in the store, and it went straight to the face of the lucky customer who opened the door and walked in.

"Welcome to the White Bear Cafe! Please enjoy your time in the store and let yourself be healed by being overwhelmed by fur!"

I held up the reluctant orange cat paw, and shouted enthusiastically: "Welcome to the krypton gold boss! The chuchu has been cleaned and prepared for you in advance, and you can suck it anytime you want—"

Osamu Dazai kept pushing the door open, blinked at me, then shifted his gaze to the orange cat that was also stiff in my arms, and laughed out loud in the deathly silence.

"I didn't expect you to be quite suitable for this kind of pink and tender jewelry." The black-haired young man in a white windbreaker stretched out his hand to tease the orange cat. ?”

Miraculously, the fluffy short orange hairs on Nakaya's body exploded straight up one by one!

"Mackerel--!!!"

"Okay, okay, I know you miss me." Dazai Osamu casually glanced at the other animals staring at him in the coffee shop, "Everyone seems to be in good spirits, so I can rest assured. I still I'm afraid that all the proud sons of heaven will shed tears all day long because it is too unacceptable to become an animal."

"No, I'm a little confused." I shook my head, held down Chuya who was struggling to kick Dazai with one hand, and pulled out my phone to check, "I remember that the user named [Shio Shio] ]'s girls—"

"Ah, you said the gift list." Dazai Osamu said with a smile, "on the way, I suddenly thought it would be interesting to ask Chuya to give me special services, so I just took the inheritance of that guy Shibusawa Ryuhiko. 200 million yen goes in."

I:……

Looking at the No.1 shining user name [Dazai Osamu] on the "chuchu" gift list, I am speechless...

"Then, then the top kryptonite boss who originally agreed to come to Yokohama from Tokyo to find Chuya—?"

"jingle--"

The door of the coffee shop was pushed open again, and the expectant white-haired girl poked her head out from the door: "Here I come! Hello, hello, I am [Yoyan] who has made an appointment in advance, my name is Yanchuan Yi My son, it’s No.1 on Chu’s gift list! Today I’m here to suck Chu’s——wow, Chu’s, you look cuter in real life than in the live broadcast!!!”

System; [... huh?Yanchuan?What is her relationship with Yosuke Shiokawa? ! 】Because of being too angry, Chuya is now just a chubby orange cat ball with fried hair. He and I looked at the joyful Miss Shiokawa together in a daze, and then at Osamu Dazai who was so relaxed, and finally buried his face with a "mi" Into my palm Refusal to face reality.

"Well, Ms. Yanchuan..." This surname always sounded so familiar to me that it made me clenched my fists, "I'm really sorry, but, if you look at the current real-time gift list, there seems to be some changes..."

Ms. Yanchuan was also a little confused. She took out her mobile phone from her pocket and clicked on the live broadcast software.Soon, the joy of seeing Chuya disappeared from her face, and the expression of the chaebol lady was distorted: "What—what's going on?! Who is this No. [-] who suddenly appeared?! This Who is Osamu Dazai???"

The young man with black curly hair happily waved to her: "Hey, I'm just here."

Ms. Shiokawa: ...

The rival in love is provocative, isn't it? !

I was dumbfounded as I watched Ms. Yanchuan take out her wallet aggressively from her handbag, put out nearly ten bank cards, and started to throw a card forward like Fa Ge in "The King of Gamblers" playing poker: "I'll offer another 150 million!"

Osamu Dazai lazily took out a small, crackling cloth pocket from his pocket, and squeezed out a diamond the size of a pigeon egg from it: "It's worth 100 million."

"...I'll pay another one million!"

Osamu Dazai: "I will also release another pink diamond worth 100 million."

"...Another 150 million!!!"

……

This is a war.

When Osamu Dazai dumped all the gems that Osamu Shibusawa had brought from Tatsuhiko Shibusawa on the table, Ms. Shiokawa blushed and took out the last card: "200 million, all in!"

The doctor at the side pressed the calculator and calculated the final result, and the big white bear announced: "Yanchuan wins."

"I won!!!" Ms. Yanchuan burst into tears as if she had made a great achievement, "I won!!!"

I also recovered from the shock, and quickly applauded: "Gong, congratulations, Ms. Yanchuan!!!"

Osamu Dazai threw the empty cloth bag on the table with some regret, and dragged out his voice, unable to hear the slightest bit of regret: "Oh, it's really sad, I wanted to experience Chuya's 'special service' at first. So, what the hell is this special service? Make me jealous now."

I stammered, "Yes, it's singing. Miss Shiokawa, you can specify—I mean, Chuchu will sing a song for you."

Ms. Yanchuan, who lost all her money, was about to cry excitedly: "I can make Chu Jiang sing C for me, okay, then I want to listen to "Love Cycle"!"

Me: "Ah, here, we have the original singer of "Love Cycle", Ms. Yanchuan, do you want to..."

"I don't want to listen to the original singing, I want to listen to Chu Jiang's singing!" The krypton gold boss said in a trembling voice.

Lucy, who had already emerged half of her head slowly from the back kitchen, slowly shrank back, and brother Zheng comforted: "It's okay, Chiu, it's because she doesn't have the insight to recognize coriander Chiu."

Lucy: ... didn't feel any comfort.

Nakaya was put on the table stiffly by me, he sat upright in front of Miss Shiokawa who was looking forward to it, and cleared his throat: "色-no——"

Ms. Shiokawa: ...Huh?

wait, wait, wait

"But that's not okay (demo sonnanjada-me)—"

No, this cat, what about this cat?

"It's all said so, let's see (touch usonnanjaho-ra)——"

——How can this cat talk! !

"This heart will gradually sink deeper and deeper (kokorowa waiter nkasuruyo mo-tto mo-tto)!!!"

Osamu Dazai let out a burst of laughter.

Yokohama diva, well-deserved reputation!

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By the way, some people may not know who Yosuke Shiokawa is. It was the main operation of FGO before Ye Liangshu.Everyone's favorite sentence before Brother Ye took office was Yanchuan fm (wait, is this okay to say? I'll adjust the update time as appropriate in the future. I'm really getting more and more goofy. I'll adjust it to 10 o'clock in the future, sorry!