[Full-time master] Treading the waves
Chapter 15 The Pendulum
The beginning of the eleventh season also means the beginning of Lu Hanwen's high school career.His parents did not allow him to suspend his studies. The young boy who was struggling in the sacred palace of knowledge and the great field of competition felt the hardships of life. He spent all day at clubs and schools, and had no time to go home.It was very painful to squeeze the subway, and it was painful to do homework after training. The most painful thing was that a group of seniors surrounded him crying: "Lu, you are the only college student in our mountain, and you are pinning the expectations of the whole village on you." do you know?"
I don't know how many local accents have been mixed in. Lu Hanwen couldn't help but follow the play under the influence of this strong desire to perform: "I must study hard, and I will never disappoint the expectations of the village head, party secretary and village flower!"
It goes without saying who the head of the village is, and who is the flower of Lanyu Village has been fiercely fought over by the remaining few—no one is willing to be this flower.
In the end the title was unanimously awarded to the delicate, needy wet nurse.Xu Jingxi almost jumped up and hit them.
Although the child entered the special recruitment class, which is easier than ordinary candidates, the increasingly tight competitions and weird subjects are still overwhelming.The results of the first monthly exam were all red, the shock was no less than losing the regular season, the teenager's mentality collapsed like a landslide, and his appetite decreased so much that even the aunt in the cafeteria felt distressed.
The whole village attaches great importance to this incident. The village party secretary found the village head and uploaded it, asking him to take the only (prospective) college student in the village out of the mountains to relax and see the outside world. Although it is helpless, the outside world is also very exciting. .
Huang Shaotian made a promise: "Village chief, bah, captain, don't worry, leave this matter to me. Make sure to let Xiao Lu go out vertically and come back horizontally."
"According to the official title, I am the village party secretary, and you are the village head." Yu Wenzhou nodded lightly after correcting Feng Qingyun, "I want to bring him back intact."
They don't know if they have dug out the mountain of philosophical meaning, but they are drilling into the mountain of geographical meaning anyway.Before dawn, he got up from the subway to the bus and then to the bus. When he arrived at the location, Huang Shaotian got a war mastiff out of nowhere.Boys' love for cars and locomotives will always be rooted in their bones, and Huang Shaotian will not worry about not being able to find resonance—especially in the gender-monotonous Blue Rain.
Lu Hanwen was still far away from the age of taking the driver's license test. Seeing the real guy, he was so excited that he began to measure it. He sighed, "Young Master Huang, you can still drive this, so amazing."
"Of course, is there something that brother doesn't know?" Huang Shaotian gave him the helmet, "Will you wear it? It's important to protect your life. Study hard, don't be picky about your food, go to bed early, wake up early, drink more milk, grow up quickly, Today, I will take you to do some happy things for adults in advance."
"...That doesn't sound right." Lu Hanwen straightened his helmet, his voice muffled inside the mask, "Do you remember that there was a street photo of Xiao Zhou Zhou's private clothes in an issue of Glory Weekly, which was a motorcycle suit? , so ×× cool.”
Others coded as they coded, and this kid even pronounced the word fork. "Little Zhou Zhou?" Huang Shaotian stepped on the motorcycle, "Ah, you said Zhou Zekai. He is just a posing, just like before, doing stunts, the usual method of reincarnation. Who knows if he will really do it."
"Young Master Huang, are you jealous that others are more handsome than you..."
"What are you talking about, who is jealous and who is jealous?" Huang Shaotian reached out and tapped his helmet, "Also, I will give you one more chance to touch your breast—forget it, touch your team emblem and talk, say Clearly, who is more handsome?"
Lu Hanwen straightened his helmet and stepped on the pedal to sit in the back seat. The person who knows the current affairs is Junjie: "Of course the village chief, you are the most handsome!"
A sheep with grass on its head naturally appeared in the mind of Zero Zero.Huang Shaotian beeped, feeling that this topic is difficult to carry on, so let's skip it as soon as possible.
After rounding to one zero, he hugged her waist forcefully: "Let's go!"
The majestic mountain and river roared a few times on the mount, and left in the dust.
The scenery here is even more beautiful than imagined. Not to mention the beautiful mountains and clear waters, it can be so cool in the scorching September. Naturally, it is an incomparably wonderful existence.Huang Shaotian took Lu Hanwen for a few laps along the lower reaches of the reservoir, and after enjoying the fast speed and the joy of adults, he stored the car. Take a walk upstream, find a piece of green space that no one cares about, and start the ideological education of the organization.
According to the past, regardless of the gold content of the speech or the psychological endurance of the audience, the ideological education should be done by Yu Wenzhou. Anyway, no one in the complete team would look forward to Huang Shaotian.A newborn calf is not afraid of tigers, Xiao Lu seems to have a natural ability to dodge chatterbox attacks, and even chat with Huang Shaotian, even if the donkey's head is not right, but this alone is still a blue rain—maybe the entire league We must bow down.
Surrounded by mountains at the back, there is a blue sky above the head, the sound of water in the ears, and luxuriant grass under the feet.It felt so good to get away from heavy studies and get close to nature, so Lu Hanwen simply lay down with his arms on his head, and the clouds became rabbits, cotton candy and Monkey King in front of his eyes, one after another.
He interrupted Huang Shaotian's tirade, which was focused on running away without a trace: "My mother said, if you want to be good, you have to work hard, and if you want to work hard, you have to have a goal first. In school, I have to aim at the one in front of me and surpass him in the next exam. For glory, I The target I want to surpass is Tiny Herb's senior Liu Xiaobie. How about you, Young Master Huang?"
Huang Shaotian didn't expect it to be such a profound question about life ideals, so he thought about it: "At first, it was Lao Wei, who was still playing online games at that time, and he was really annoying. It's annoying. There's also Lao Wang, it's not annoying, it's just that the beams are too big, Hanwen, you have to inherit the spirit of our Blue Rain and carry forward the fine traditions of Tiny Herb, you can lose to anyone, and you mustn't It's Liu Xiaobie, otherwise the family will deal with it, and ask the captain to recite the Great Compassion Mantra for you every night."
"The captain will still do this?"
"The captain knows everything, and the captain can also subdue the dragon with eighteen palms."
"Oh, I remember." The child nodded obediently, "What else?"
"Anything else? What else? Goal? That's too much. Although you, Huang Shao, are one of the best in the league, no opponent should be taken lightly. You must not lower your expectations just because of how they look. , You must always be sober in your judgment of yourself and others. For example... Zhou Zekai, for example, you see that he is usually speechless, do you think he still has this style on the court?"
Children have naturally experienced the tough style of the gun king Da Da thunderous, but they have doubts about the realistic version of Zhou Zekai in the description: "Little Zhou Zhou, don't stay here, girls in our class say he is handsome."
"Where did you get this strange name..." Huang Shaotian twisted his head, "I'll tell you again, as a member of our Blue Rain, I must think that you, Young Master Huang, are the most handsome, do you understand? The captain is the most handsome. Okay, Young Master Huang is the most handsome, and Xu Cunhua is the one who needs protection the most—these are the two basic points of Lan Yu’s one center, remember? I can’t remember to go back and copy it by hand five hundred times.”
Minors memorize politics to death, and finally have a field where they are proficient in adults: "One center and two basic points are not what you use."
"Is this the key point? Hey, you see that your ability to grasp the key points is not good, no wonder you didn't do well in the exam."
"It's too much to poke people's feet like this!"
Lu Hanwen stared at the sky, and sighed for a while: "Senior, is it difficult to grow up?"
A few months have passed, from junior high school to high school, it seems that the thinking is indeed different.Children generally don’t call him that. Huang Shaotian thought about it for a while, and felt that what he said next might affect his growth trajectory, so he answered cautiously: “It’s a little bit. In this day and age, it’s not enough to have money, you have to have a diploma. We’re retiring.” After that, you have to go back to college again, and you have to work hard. It is also possible to win a few championships with us and earn a lot of money from special admissions. Retirement—although it is a bit far away for you now—but our profession is Those who eat youth will have to leave sooner or later, and they have to plan their future life. It is not enough to buy a house if you have money. If you want to invest, if you don’t have that talent, you have to have a vision of picking reliable financial managers. Then, you have to get married. This is It's a big deal, now your parents don't allow you to fall in love early, and when you turn 20, you start looking forward to your grandson..."
"Are you and Sister Tongtong going to get married?"
"...Why did you suddenly turn your gun around?"
"Who made you the only one in the team who has a partner." The boy gestured, "The only sample."
This question is very serious.Huang Shaotian lay down next to him, the grass tip pierced his skin through the thin cloth, causing slight itching and tingling: "When you get married, you must get married."
Lu Hanwen was keenly aware of the omitted second half of the sentence: "But it's not necessarily Miss Xiaoxia?"
"Hey, it's very dangerous to say that, it's what you said, not me." Huang Shaotian also looked at the sky, "Don't talk nonsense, Xia Tong is pretty good, there's nothing wrong with it."
He sounded a little helpless and a little confused, not at all the attitude of a person who was in love with his childhood sweetheart and full of longing for the future life.Lu Hanwen found out that this is an adult's business, an unhappy part of an adult, even though it seems that the freedom of who he wants to be with is in his own hands, there are still so many unavoidable things.
The child tried to change the topic with his brain, and the phone buzzed and a new message popped up. The official blog of the alliance, which paid special attention, reposted a set of fan support designs of Gun King Da Da.
A new topic came up, Lu Hanwen clicked on it, and sat up angrily: "Why are other people drawn so chic and unrestrained and suave by fans, and I can only be the Q version?"
Huang Shaotian took it over and looked at it: "That can't be helped, everyone else is a girlfriend fan, only you are an aunt fan and sister fan, please be considerate of the motherhood that girls want to volatile when they see you."
"It doesn't sound happy at all..."
It's no surprise that Zhou Zekai's retweet was refreshed with only one expression.Huang Shaotian returned the phone to him: "Zhou Zekai posts these things all day long, like a marketing account. If I hadn't seen him posting it with my own eyes, I would suspect that Weibo was handed over to Samsara's PR."
"Huh? He still has a trumpet?"
"Yes, all kinds of emoticons are posted, more like a marketing account than a large one. It is impossible to post a selfie, and it is impossible to post a selfie in this life. I like to post other people's emoticons more than anyone else. , Ouch, you don’t know about the photo of Sun Xiang two days ago, which made my stomach hurt from laughing. Oh yes, he also likes to take pictures of gadgets. He used to have a favorite pendant, the one that looks like a glutinous rice dumpling with long eyes. I haven’t seen him take a photo since he came back from the invitational tournament, could it be that he was left in Zurich?”
After he finished talking, he found that the boy was looking at himself with complicated and meaningful eyes.strange.Can't help but ask: "Why are you looking at me like that?"
"Young Master Huang knows people too well. You weren't like this before. Just like me, an insider can hear you criticizing your opponent." Lu Hanwen shook his head, "Those who didn't know thought you were talking about your daughter What about friends?"
Huang Shaotian was stunned, and then kicked his ass: "You can eat nonsense, but you can't talk nonsense, do you understand what is the order of the elders and the younger, so no matter how old or young, in our village, they will be arrested and used as child brides for the village flower."
The child nimbly rolled over and dodged, shouting exaggeratedly and pitifully: "Ahhh, Young Master Huang killed someone, help!!"
"No one will come to save you even if you break your throat. Give up."
"Captain ah ah ah—"
"What do you call it? It's useless to call you the captain, and it's useless to call you the boss." Huang Shaotian also stood up and stroked his non-existent sleeves. "It seems that you can't do without education."
Lu Hanwen acted on his wits and slipped away, howling as he ran, "Then I'll tell little Zhou Zhou ahhhh—"
"..." Huang Shaotian closed his eyes, meditated, and sank into his dantian, "Lu Hanwen, Lu Hanwen, today I will let you know why flowers are so popular."
I don't know how many local accents have been mixed in. Lu Hanwen couldn't help but follow the play under the influence of this strong desire to perform: "I must study hard, and I will never disappoint the expectations of the village head, party secretary and village flower!"
It goes without saying who the head of the village is, and who is the flower of Lanyu Village has been fiercely fought over by the remaining few—no one is willing to be this flower.
In the end the title was unanimously awarded to the delicate, needy wet nurse.Xu Jingxi almost jumped up and hit them.
Although the child entered the special recruitment class, which is easier than ordinary candidates, the increasingly tight competitions and weird subjects are still overwhelming.The results of the first monthly exam were all red, the shock was no less than losing the regular season, the teenager's mentality collapsed like a landslide, and his appetite decreased so much that even the aunt in the cafeteria felt distressed.
The whole village attaches great importance to this incident. The village party secretary found the village head and uploaded it, asking him to take the only (prospective) college student in the village out of the mountains to relax and see the outside world. Although it is helpless, the outside world is also very exciting. .
Huang Shaotian made a promise: "Village chief, bah, captain, don't worry, leave this matter to me. Make sure to let Xiao Lu go out vertically and come back horizontally."
"According to the official title, I am the village party secretary, and you are the village head." Yu Wenzhou nodded lightly after correcting Feng Qingyun, "I want to bring him back intact."
They don't know if they have dug out the mountain of philosophical meaning, but they are drilling into the mountain of geographical meaning anyway.Before dawn, he got up from the subway to the bus and then to the bus. When he arrived at the location, Huang Shaotian got a war mastiff out of nowhere.Boys' love for cars and locomotives will always be rooted in their bones, and Huang Shaotian will not worry about not being able to find resonance—especially in the gender-monotonous Blue Rain.
Lu Hanwen was still far away from the age of taking the driver's license test. Seeing the real guy, he was so excited that he began to measure it. He sighed, "Young Master Huang, you can still drive this, so amazing."
"Of course, is there something that brother doesn't know?" Huang Shaotian gave him the helmet, "Will you wear it? It's important to protect your life. Study hard, don't be picky about your food, go to bed early, wake up early, drink more milk, grow up quickly, Today, I will take you to do some happy things for adults in advance."
"...That doesn't sound right." Lu Hanwen straightened his helmet, his voice muffled inside the mask, "Do you remember that there was a street photo of Xiao Zhou Zhou's private clothes in an issue of Glory Weekly, which was a motorcycle suit? , so ×× cool.”
Others coded as they coded, and this kid even pronounced the word fork. "Little Zhou Zhou?" Huang Shaotian stepped on the motorcycle, "Ah, you said Zhou Zekai. He is just a posing, just like before, doing stunts, the usual method of reincarnation. Who knows if he will really do it."
"Young Master Huang, are you jealous that others are more handsome than you..."
"What are you talking about, who is jealous and who is jealous?" Huang Shaotian reached out and tapped his helmet, "Also, I will give you one more chance to touch your breast—forget it, touch your team emblem and talk, say Clearly, who is more handsome?"
Lu Hanwen straightened his helmet and stepped on the pedal to sit in the back seat. The person who knows the current affairs is Junjie: "Of course the village chief, you are the most handsome!"
A sheep with grass on its head naturally appeared in the mind of Zero Zero.Huang Shaotian beeped, feeling that this topic is difficult to carry on, so let's skip it as soon as possible.
After rounding to one zero, he hugged her waist forcefully: "Let's go!"
The majestic mountain and river roared a few times on the mount, and left in the dust.
The scenery here is even more beautiful than imagined. Not to mention the beautiful mountains and clear waters, it can be so cool in the scorching September. Naturally, it is an incomparably wonderful existence.Huang Shaotian took Lu Hanwen for a few laps along the lower reaches of the reservoir, and after enjoying the fast speed and the joy of adults, he stored the car. Take a walk upstream, find a piece of green space that no one cares about, and start the ideological education of the organization.
According to the past, regardless of the gold content of the speech or the psychological endurance of the audience, the ideological education should be done by Yu Wenzhou. Anyway, no one in the complete team would look forward to Huang Shaotian.A newborn calf is not afraid of tigers, Xiao Lu seems to have a natural ability to dodge chatterbox attacks, and even chat with Huang Shaotian, even if the donkey's head is not right, but this alone is still a blue rain—maybe the entire league We must bow down.
Surrounded by mountains at the back, there is a blue sky above the head, the sound of water in the ears, and luxuriant grass under the feet.It felt so good to get away from heavy studies and get close to nature, so Lu Hanwen simply lay down with his arms on his head, and the clouds became rabbits, cotton candy and Monkey King in front of his eyes, one after another.
He interrupted Huang Shaotian's tirade, which was focused on running away without a trace: "My mother said, if you want to be good, you have to work hard, and if you want to work hard, you have to have a goal first. In school, I have to aim at the one in front of me and surpass him in the next exam. For glory, I The target I want to surpass is Tiny Herb's senior Liu Xiaobie. How about you, Young Master Huang?"
Huang Shaotian didn't expect it to be such a profound question about life ideals, so he thought about it: "At first, it was Lao Wei, who was still playing online games at that time, and he was really annoying. It's annoying. There's also Lao Wang, it's not annoying, it's just that the beams are too big, Hanwen, you have to inherit the spirit of our Blue Rain and carry forward the fine traditions of Tiny Herb, you can lose to anyone, and you mustn't It's Liu Xiaobie, otherwise the family will deal with it, and ask the captain to recite the Great Compassion Mantra for you every night."
"The captain will still do this?"
"The captain knows everything, and the captain can also subdue the dragon with eighteen palms."
"Oh, I remember." The child nodded obediently, "What else?"
"Anything else? What else? Goal? That's too much. Although you, Huang Shao, are one of the best in the league, no opponent should be taken lightly. You must not lower your expectations just because of how they look. , You must always be sober in your judgment of yourself and others. For example... Zhou Zekai, for example, you see that he is usually speechless, do you think he still has this style on the court?"
Children have naturally experienced the tough style of the gun king Da Da thunderous, but they have doubts about the realistic version of Zhou Zekai in the description: "Little Zhou Zhou, don't stay here, girls in our class say he is handsome."
"Where did you get this strange name..." Huang Shaotian twisted his head, "I'll tell you again, as a member of our Blue Rain, I must think that you, Young Master Huang, are the most handsome, do you understand? The captain is the most handsome. Okay, Young Master Huang is the most handsome, and Xu Cunhua is the one who needs protection the most—these are the two basic points of Lan Yu’s one center, remember? I can’t remember to go back and copy it by hand five hundred times.”
Minors memorize politics to death, and finally have a field where they are proficient in adults: "One center and two basic points are not what you use."
"Is this the key point? Hey, you see that your ability to grasp the key points is not good, no wonder you didn't do well in the exam."
"It's too much to poke people's feet like this!"
Lu Hanwen stared at the sky, and sighed for a while: "Senior, is it difficult to grow up?"
A few months have passed, from junior high school to high school, it seems that the thinking is indeed different.Children generally don’t call him that. Huang Shaotian thought about it for a while, and felt that what he said next might affect his growth trajectory, so he answered cautiously: “It’s a little bit. In this day and age, it’s not enough to have money, you have to have a diploma. We’re retiring.” After that, you have to go back to college again, and you have to work hard. It is also possible to win a few championships with us and earn a lot of money from special admissions. Retirement—although it is a bit far away for you now—but our profession is Those who eat youth will have to leave sooner or later, and they have to plan their future life. It is not enough to buy a house if you have money. If you want to invest, if you don’t have that talent, you have to have a vision of picking reliable financial managers. Then, you have to get married. This is It's a big deal, now your parents don't allow you to fall in love early, and when you turn 20, you start looking forward to your grandson..."
"Are you and Sister Tongtong going to get married?"
"...Why did you suddenly turn your gun around?"
"Who made you the only one in the team who has a partner." The boy gestured, "The only sample."
This question is very serious.Huang Shaotian lay down next to him, the grass tip pierced his skin through the thin cloth, causing slight itching and tingling: "When you get married, you must get married."
Lu Hanwen was keenly aware of the omitted second half of the sentence: "But it's not necessarily Miss Xiaoxia?"
"Hey, it's very dangerous to say that, it's what you said, not me." Huang Shaotian also looked at the sky, "Don't talk nonsense, Xia Tong is pretty good, there's nothing wrong with it."
He sounded a little helpless and a little confused, not at all the attitude of a person who was in love with his childhood sweetheart and full of longing for the future life.Lu Hanwen found out that this is an adult's business, an unhappy part of an adult, even though it seems that the freedom of who he wants to be with is in his own hands, there are still so many unavoidable things.
The child tried to change the topic with his brain, and the phone buzzed and a new message popped up. The official blog of the alliance, which paid special attention, reposted a set of fan support designs of Gun King Da Da.
A new topic came up, Lu Hanwen clicked on it, and sat up angrily: "Why are other people drawn so chic and unrestrained and suave by fans, and I can only be the Q version?"
Huang Shaotian took it over and looked at it: "That can't be helped, everyone else is a girlfriend fan, only you are an aunt fan and sister fan, please be considerate of the motherhood that girls want to volatile when they see you."
"It doesn't sound happy at all..."
It's no surprise that Zhou Zekai's retweet was refreshed with only one expression.Huang Shaotian returned the phone to him: "Zhou Zekai posts these things all day long, like a marketing account. If I hadn't seen him posting it with my own eyes, I would suspect that Weibo was handed over to Samsara's PR."
"Huh? He still has a trumpet?"
"Yes, all kinds of emoticons are posted, more like a marketing account than a large one. It is impossible to post a selfie, and it is impossible to post a selfie in this life. I like to post other people's emoticons more than anyone else. , Ouch, you don’t know about the photo of Sun Xiang two days ago, which made my stomach hurt from laughing. Oh yes, he also likes to take pictures of gadgets. He used to have a favorite pendant, the one that looks like a glutinous rice dumpling with long eyes. I haven’t seen him take a photo since he came back from the invitational tournament, could it be that he was left in Zurich?”
After he finished talking, he found that the boy was looking at himself with complicated and meaningful eyes.strange.Can't help but ask: "Why are you looking at me like that?"
"Young Master Huang knows people too well. You weren't like this before. Just like me, an insider can hear you criticizing your opponent." Lu Hanwen shook his head, "Those who didn't know thought you were talking about your daughter What about friends?"
Huang Shaotian was stunned, and then kicked his ass: "You can eat nonsense, but you can't talk nonsense, do you understand what is the order of the elders and the younger, so no matter how old or young, in our village, they will be arrested and used as child brides for the village flower."
The child nimbly rolled over and dodged, shouting exaggeratedly and pitifully: "Ahhh, Young Master Huang killed someone, help!!"
"No one will come to save you even if you break your throat. Give up."
"Captain ah ah ah—"
"What do you call it? It's useless to call you the captain, and it's useless to call you the boss." Huang Shaotian also stood up and stroked his non-existent sleeves. "It seems that you can't do without education."
Lu Hanwen acted on his wits and slipped away, howling as he ran, "Then I'll tell little Zhou Zhou ahhhh—"
"..." Huang Shaotian closed his eyes, meditated, and sank into his dantian, "Lu Hanwen, Lu Hanwen, today I will let you know why flowers are so popular."
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