Naruto North and South

When Sheren came, Nagato was really taken aback, no, to be precise, everyone was taken aback, Urenin has a special protective barrier, and Nagato uses the eyes of reincarnation to link this barrier with members of Akatsuki Together, once the village is broken into by outsiders, it can be perceived immediately.So when the barrier was touched at 02:30 in the middle of the night, all the Xiaozhong people who lived in the village opened their eyes immediately.

Then in less than a minute, when everyone gathered, it was Saraki Kita who was ready to go, not to mention Xiang Lin who was a non-staff member.

Everyone waited intently, and when Sheren showed his white hair, one could imagine what kind of expression they had.

Alas, what a capitalized embarrassing word.

"Hahaha, everyone hasn't slept~ I am seventeen today, no, I was seventeen yesterday, I can come down to play with you, oh my, the moon is so beautiful from here~"

Sheren, who is no longer in a state, said so.Then came Didara's stormy attack.

"Otsutsuki Tonero!!! I was woken up by you in the middle of the night, I said!!!"

Fei Duan is not here. If Fei Duan was there, Didara would not be the only one here.

It was a false alarm, and Nagato wanted to kill him.

The consequence of tossing around in the middle of the night was that he woke up the next morning without energy. Itachi sat on the sofa in the living room with a dull face and stroked the cat, so as to alleviate the sequelae of lack of sleep.When Sakura got up, she was shocked to see Itachi woke up. Usually, it would be unreasonable for her roommate not to sleep until ten o'clock. Now it was just seven o'clock, and Itachi woke up early. She didn't think the sun came out from the west today. He must be sick for being so abnormal today.

A few steps forward, he put his hand on Itachi's forehead in inertia, um, the temperature is not high, it doesn't look like he has a fever, look carefully at Itachi, his eyes are half-opened, his eyes are dull, Sakura takes a closer look, it's over He also reached out and dangled under Itachi's eyelids.

No reaction at all.

I go? !Could this be the legendary sleepwalking? !

Haruno Sakura is extremely frightening.

But this sleepwalking is too well-behaved, no, people sleepwalk with their eyes closed, why is this sleepwalking with their eyes open?Could it be some intractable disease? !

Thinking of this, Sakura's blood surged up, she was grinding her fists furiously, and the chakra began to cover her hands when she formed the seal. Anyway, she had to investigate first to find out what the disease was!

"I'm awake."

Itachi said, with a long sigh, speechless watching Sakura petrified in the wind.After changing positions and hugging the big orange, the whole person lay on the sofa.

"I was woken up by my neighbor last night, and I'm not energetic today. You should be cured of your occupational disease, Sakura."

Sakura couldn't stop laughing, feeling extremely embarrassed.

"Hold, I'm sorry~ I was curious if I was not careful, but I didn't say it. If you didn't sleep well and you were like this, it proves that your blood pressure and blood sugar are low. This is related to hematopoietic function. In addition, you The usual habits indicate that you have a problem. Don’t ignore such small things. This is very serious. If it is like this for a long time, it will deteriorate, not to mention affecting the hematopoietic system, and the lymphatic tissue in the body will also be damaged. This ninja's lymphatic tissue is very important..."

A lot of professional words popped out of Sakura's mouth, Itachi really wanted to hold the big orange and cry.

"By the way, do you want breakfast?"

In the end, Sakura said so.

Just a joke, would Suzaku, who is so dignified, eat such meaningless things as breakfast?Waking up early in the morning to lick big tangerines is the kingly way. How could something like breakfast, which consumes human will and corrupts the spirit of ninjas, catch Daewoo Zhibo's eyes!Besides, if he, a straight man of steel, eats something like breakfast, he still doesn't know how he will be laughed at by Guixie!

"Don't eat."

"Skipping breakfast as a ninja is a big taboo. Seeing that you have never eaten breakfast, no wonder you feel dizzy, weak in limbs, and lack of energy. You have insufficient cerebral blood flow and insufficient sugar in your blood. It is difficult to maintain your daily routine. Yes, it seems to be fine now, but this is the beginning of a chronic disease. I think your skin is dry, which means that this problem has been going on for a long time, you know..."

Itachi surrendered.

"I eat……"

Then the world was quiet.

Bread, milk and ham sausage, Xiao Ying wants to fry an egg, but she can't eat the eggs right now.When the ferret bit the bread, he still didn't let go of the big orange, and half of the ham sausage was fed to the big orange, which smelled meaty. Maybe it was just like what Sakura said, after having something more in his stomach, he wasn't so tired anymore .After thinking about it, I still feel that I need to tell Sakura about the situation.

"There is a team building this afternoon. Yesterday Sheren came to make up for his birthday. Although you are not a member of Xiao, you are not bad. Just come with Xie and the others this afternoon."

"Eh? What kind of sacrifice? What kind of team building?"

Sakura was stunned.

Itachi shrugged and fed the last bite of ham sausage to Daju.

"It's just that we have a meal together, and we don't need to see outsiders. Sister Bei and Xiang Lin will also go."

"A team dinner?"

Itachi nodded, "Yeah." After thinking for a while, he said, "It's not easy for Sheren to be alone all these years, you'll know when you get there."

"By the way, who is Sheren?"

"A friend I met during a mission." Itachi said this, and after thinking about it, he added, "Sheren's growth environment is different from ours. He has no concept of family and country, and he doesn't understand things like villages. The difference between good and evil It's also very vague, so don't scare him."

Sakura has a saying that MMP doesn't know whether to say it or not.

……

Haruno Sakura's first impression of Tonero Otsutsuki is that this boy is a sign of good life.The second impression is that this young man definitely has a problem with his IQ.

"I'm going!!! It's completely different from what I thought!!! There are so many towers, all made of iron, are there all buildings like this below? Oh my god, brother Changmen, this tower Are people living here? What is that pointed thing on the tower, and your buildings are so ugly, don’t you paint the walls? They’re all the same color (shai), how monotonous!”

Sakura, "..."

Nagato, "..."

Xiaozhong, "..."

Obito slapped Sheren on the head and said, "Don't mention your aesthetics, just the decoration of your place makes people poke their eyes!"

The insulted Sheren stared at Obito, but Obito dodged it perfectly.The one who missed the hit turned around and ran to Nagato to rub against him, "Brother Nagato, Obito hit me again! You don't care!" Tu's remarks, "It is true that your aesthetics are really curable."

"Hahaha."

There was a lot of laughter, and Sakura didn't know how to react at the moment, because the scene before was really something she had never seen before.

Cleaning up the ingredients, cleaning up the ingredients, and washing the dishes, Nagato OR Payne is eating apples, and is begging to be hugged by the housemates, carrying soil while handling the fish and fighting with the housemates, and the patients under him are even worse Bei is weaving a kite with bamboo strips, while the 'high above' angel is sitting cross-legged on the sofa and eating fruit, and Shuiyue on the other side doesn't know what to say, causing Xiang Lin to beat him up. It's really... …

so horrible.

"Just came here?"

Itachi was the one who took the initiative to talk to Sakura. When he finished handling the vegetables and wiped his hands, he had time to say hello to Sakura. Sakura nodded. As the last person to arrive, she shook her hand in embarrassment. "I just remembered that someone is going to have a birthday, so I made some preparations."

Xiao Ying came to rub the meal empty-handed, Xiao Ying couldn't get rid of her shame, and Xiao Nan, who heard their conversation, smiled and interjected, "It's not a birthday, it's just a meal together." Saying so, she shouted to Sheren, "Sheren, someone gave you a birthday present."

Sheren, who was arguing with Nagato, heard this, his eyes lit up, and he looked at Xiaonan.

"Eh? What what? What gift?"

Xiao Nan made a gesture, and said casually, "That's it."

"Ah, who are you, I have never seen you before!"

"Xiaobei's doctor, stay with Akatsuki for the time being." It was Nagato who said this, and then Tonero's thoughts turned to Saragi Kita, "Hey, Miss Kita, are you sick?"

Saraki Kita shook his head and said with a smile, "Small, small problem, it's okay."

Sheren did not doubt that he was there, nodded frequently and said, "Yeah, you need to be treated if you are sick, otherwise it will be very uncomfortable." When he was talking, he was already bouncing in front of Sakura, the distance was very close, just an arm's length away, He stretched out his hand and said, "My name is Otsuki Sheren, hello, give it to me~"

Uh... sure enough... it feels weird everywhere.

Sakura gave her a birthday present, still saying.

"Um, happy birthday, I am Wild Sakura."

"Happy, happy, what is this?"

As he asked, he unpacked the packaged strips.And then -

A thermometer.

Itachi laughed, Konan laughed, Saraki Kita laughed, and then everyone laughed.

Sakura really wanted to find a crack in the ground and sneak in.

"Hey, haha, Sakura, your occupational disease is hopeless!"

To be honest, Sheren looked confused, he didn't understand where the joke was.When everyone had laughed enough, Sheren held up a thermometer and asked blankly.

"What is this?"

Sakura covered her face, she didn't know how to communicate with Toneren.

"..."

"Hehe, body, thermometer, it's used to measure body temperature when you're sick." Saraki Kita said with a smile, and Tonero looked dumbfounded, "Eh? It's so amazing? I've never been sick before, so how do I measure it?"

Sakura was surrounded by question marks in all directions, and she really didn't know which corner of the mountain this Otsutsuki Sheren came out of.

"idiot."

The husky voice was full of disdain. This is Isata who spouts words. After listening to the sound, Sheren pointed at Isola and said in a majestic manner, "Hey! Three-legged bastard! Where are you running!!!"

"Hmph, then you are a brat with two legs!"

The voice was very rough, Sakura followed the source of the sound, it was a miniature monkey sitting on Deidara's shoulder, well, judging from the number of tails, it should be called four tails.Sakura panicked, she felt she needed to be quiet.

"Hey! A monkey with four legs!"

"Brother Sun Churiki is dead, and the weasel picked him up. Yes." Didara explained, shrugging his shoulders, four tails, no, Sun Wukong also jumped from his shoulders to the side of Isota, "You are Otsutsugi Sheren?"

The tone is slightly bad.

Sheren bent his neck, and said with a particularly backbone.

"Yes, how is it?"

This posture, this demeanor, if he hadn't challenged a miniature ape, he really looked handsome.

"Hmph, there really is the aura of that family."

"How? If you don't accept it, if you don't accept it, hit me!"

To be honest, this scene is really unbearable to look at, and Saraki Kita thought so too. Fortunately, the simple kite in his hand is finished, with colorful paper, a bird-shaped skeleton, and Saraki Kita holding the tail of his four-tailed grandson. He threw it in the direction of Isota, to stop the behavior of a man and a beast who were going to stare at each other to death.

"Okay, take it, use it to play."

"Hey, thank you, Miss Bei."

Sheren immediately laughed, and happily raised the kite, but he didn't forget the thermometer still in his hand, and after kicking it carefully in his pocket, he didn't forget to say to Sakura, "Tell me later How to use it~"

Sakura was stunned.

Zaraki Bei smiled, like Obito, and slapped her on the head, which hurt her, but this time he didn't immediately kick back like Obito just now, rolling his eyes, holding a kite He ran to Xiao Nan for comfort, "Sister Nan, you have to make the decision for me, Sister Bei hit me."

Xiao Nan smiled, facing the eccentric half-grown boy, stretched out his hand to pinch his fair and tender little face and said.

"Okay, I'll clean her up in a while, let's go play."

She was so happy that she left, Didara saw it, and hurriedly let go of her work, "Boss, I finished washing the dishes, and I went to play too! Hmm!" Without waiting for an answer, he jumped up and caught up with him. Seeing that Sheren had run away, Fei Duan saw that Didara had stopped working, and immediately jumped to catch up.

"Boss is talking nonsense, I'll catch him back to work!" He obviously wanted to play with Didara, but when he said this, Nagato smiled without saying a word, and stared at Fei who ran away. Duan, the idea of ​​wanting to bring people back was dispelled.

The person left, the job was not finished yet, and Xianglin didn't fight with Shuiyue at the moment, she wanted to help when she came, and Shuiyue followed, Nagato smiled, "Go up and play with Sheren Well, I don't need your help."

"Eh? No, there's still a lot to prepare."

When Xianglin said so, Xiaonan just stood up from the simple sofa, "Go, bring Isato and Sun also over there." Saragi Kita also nodded with a smile, giving the other party affirmation.

After two explanations, Xianglin listened to the order, Shuiyue saw that she didn't need to work, and interjected very familiarly, "Hey, as expected of Sister Nan and Sister Bei, they are gentle and considerate~"

"Sister Nan and Sister Bei is your name?! Call me Master Angel and Master Bei!!!"

The red-haired girl opened her mouth violently, and the blue-and-white-haired boy laughed and dodged, and then they fought and left.

Saraki Kita rolled up his sleeves, like Xiao Nan, and naturally took over what Didara had left unfinished.Even Nagato started to help.Guixie sighed faintly and shook his head helplessly, "You guys can really get used to them, that's all for Sheren Xianglin, Didara and Fei Duan, are you so kind?"

"What can I do if I stay here? Is it a waste of ingredients?" Kakuto said, but Nagato replied with a smile, "It's rare for a child to come down because of his heart."

"Yeah, look at how good brother is, five lectures and four beautiful young people, look at how good brother is at handling fish~"

Obito entertained himself, Saraki Kita laughed at him, "Yes, please show some face."

"Is this the guy who has face?" Xiao Nan sneered, and cursed with a smile, "I'm really fed up with you two, you sing and sing together every day, bullying people in long-distance relationships, right?!"

"What sense of accomplishment can you get by bullying you?" Nagato complained, and Itachi nodded, thinking that what Nagato said was quite right, but soon he realized that Sakura was still here, so he asked "Why don't you go up and play with them?"

Uh, firstly, kites are no fun, secondly, she doesn’t know what to play with them, and thirdly, Xianglin and Shuiyue are fighting fiercely, she is really embarrassed to go up and be a ‘light bulb’ for them, so she just can say.

"I want to help everyone."

When she said this, Xie didn't see anything wrong with it, pointed at the vegetables and said, "Then you cut this up."

Kisame remembered the results of Sakura's cooking, and stopped her in time before the other party moved the knife.

"Forget it, you can wash the dishes while you're at it. You're good at surgery, but you really don't have much talent in cooking."

Itachi agrees.

Scorpion heard that there was a story in it, and asked a lot, "What's going on?"

While working, Kisame uncovered Sakura's dark history.

"Sakura's knife skills always remind me of the operating table. We don't dare to let her cook now. She has refreshed my understanding of women."

Sakura was extremely embarrassed.Xiao Nan picked up the knife to cook the ingredients and spoke out for women, "Whoever stipulates that women must be able to cook, you don't know that is because you are ignorant."

"I don't know how to cook, so why bother with you?" Nagato immediately yelled back, Xiaonan's food is edible except for his soup making skills, but the taste is really not flattering, Zarakibei retorted without showing weakness, "Then , That is, so what if the cooking is good, like, serving people like Kakatsu?"

Kakuto, who was shot lying down, said, "...I... Saragi Kita, I should have killed you earlier, lest you get in the way of my eyes."

With a burst of laughter, Sakura was no longer embarrassed. At this moment, with the group of people standing together, she couldn't tell what kind of terrorist who was. She had seen Kakudo commit crimes before, but her expression was normal. Looking at Kakuto now, I just think he looks like an uncle with a fierce face, but he cooks all kinds of delicacies.The correct three views are that Xiao is a terrorist organization, each of them is a heinous person, and everyone can't atone for their culpability, but now, something seems to be different.These heinous people also have people who cherish them, such as Gengmu and Sister Bei who fell ill that day. These people are eager to care, such as Jianghu doctors who were arrested at the corner of the day. He, they really hope that there will be a very People can survive.Like the few people playing on the top floor, they care about each other.

Even bad guys, even terrorists, even if their crimes are unforgivable, they are human beings, and they have something to cherish.

Xiao Ying smiled, and washed the dust off the tableware with clean water, and when she put it on the table, unexpectedly, the porcelain bowl fell to the ground and shattered into a puddle.

"Snapped."

All eyes swept over, Sakura was extremely embarrassed.

"Cough, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to."

"Four limbs are not working hard."

"There is no distinction between five grains."

"Pampered and pampered."

"Pampered and pampered."

Sakura in the World: Bastard!Sure enough, they are a bunch of heinous terrorists! ! ! !

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The author has something to say:

The rest is really sweet, don't be afraid, it's really not abuse, if you want to abuse, you must abuse others, it has nothing to do with Sarakibei and Xiaonan!Believe me! ! !