Naruto North and South

The business of 'Youjia Fish Shop' is neither bad nor bad.During the peak season, you can have a few restaurants with spare money, and you won’t starve to death during the off-season.The store sells fishing gear and fish food, but everything related to fish is sold, except fish.The boss is a carefree girl, her looks are reasonable, her personality is too cheerful and lively, she can be called heroic, the neighbors and neighbors, including those who are not doing business, respectfully call her

——Brother Dou.

The first time Guixie saw Brother Dou was in a tavern, the annoying task of catching unicorns all over the world was finally over, Guixie was in the tavern drinking to relieve his worries while thinking about what he did wrong Let the boss torment him like this.Then halfway through the drink, a very beautiful woman came in, that was Brother Dou.

Brother Dou took care of the boss's order for wine, and sat at the bar like Guixie. Guixie glanced at the bottle of beer in his hand and at the dozen white bottles placed in front of Brother Dou, thinking that he should go back. Let's drink at home.

Before he had time to put down the money and leave, he was grabbed by the shoulders, and Guixie turned his head and posted Brother Dou's pretty face.

——Brother, it's boring to drink alone. Brother Dou is in a bad mood today, so I'll treat you to a drink.

At that time, Kisame heard for the first time that a woman called herself brother.If it wasn't for the obvious two lumps on the opponent's chest, otherwise he would really have cut this gangster who was making trouble in front of him into flying air.

Hey, no, this woman is definitely teasing me, um, she has a good eye.

At that time, Kisame thought that the idea of ​​going home was not much.

——Let me tell you, buddy, don’t go looking for a ninja as a partner. I think too much about everything, so I chatted with people and said that I hook up with others, what is hooking up, what is it? I don’t know, let you men flirt with women and go to the flower street to eat and drink in a fair manner, and you can also call it collecting information. What task can you collect information on a woman?

Well, actually you hook your shoulders right now.

Guixie really wanted to say this, because the arms on his shoulders were really thin and weak, but when he saw Brother Dou draining a bottle of Ome Burn in one go, he still took a sip of beer silently.

Forget it, Xiao Nan said, don't hurt the people in the village, otherwise he will hate and trouble him.

In this way, Guixie drank a bottle of beer in one night, and listened to Brother Dou's right and wrong about her boyfriend in one night.Ah, no, ex-boyfriend.

In the end, Brother Dou said.

——Brother, I am covering Sixth Street, and I will mention my name on Sixth Street in the future. No one dares to bully you, brother is covering you.

Ghost shark, "..."

That was the first time.The second time we met was after Ghost Shark visited 'Youjia Fish Shop'.The owner of the store is the brother Dou who forced him to drink all night a few months ago.

—Guest, welcome.

The position is smiling, elegant woman, ghost shark has seen what a woman is.But even so, he couldn't bear the exorbitant price of fish food.A catty of flower fish food sells for 8000 taels, why don't you grab it!

——This is imported from the country of the river, and the task gold alone is 5 taels. Boy, do you treat me as Brother Dou and I am easy to bully you? You can go to this street and ask, Brother Dou, when did I do business with profiteers? , If you want to buy it, buy it, if you don’t buy it, get out.

Kisame didn't have shark muscles at the time, otherwise he would definitely cut her to death.

The second time we broke up.

And now, it's not the third time, and it's not the No.13 time. It's probably countless times.

The ghost shark in the red cloud and black robe was holding the fish tank and stood at the door of 'Youjia Fish Shop'.Brother Dou is still the same Brother Dou, with long hair in a neat ponytail, and a plaid bathrobe with the cuffs neatly rolled up to the elbows. Brother Dou is sitting on the sofa in the shop, with a vase on the table, flipping through a book While arranging those colorful flowers, judging from the current situation of those flowers, it is obvious that they have been manipulated for a long time. Guixie knows that Brother Dou recently learned flower arranging. For 'Emma' knives, Brother Dou has no shortage of knives, but she lacks the third prize reward, a set of world picture books, drawn by hand, with beautiful scenery from all over the world.Guixie knows that Brother Dou wants this because Brother Dou has a big dream, she wants to travel around the world, see mountains, water, sea, and the world.

I don't know if he will have the opportunity to fulfill this dream with Brother Dou in the future.

Kisame thought, shook his head slightly and entered the shop.

Brother Dou was flattered when he saw the red cloud and black robe.Hastily put down the appalling flowers in his hand that he had tossed and got up and walked towards the person, bowing deeply, absolutely respectful, without any flattery.

"Welcome, Master Xiao."

To be honest, Guixie felt very disappointed. He had been with Brother Dou for so long, and Brother Dou believed that he still needed clothes to recognize him.

"Master Xiao, you have worked hard. Is there anything I can do? I'm sorry, I'm a little excited. I was really surprised when I saw you here for the first time. Ah, I'm sorry, I accidentally said more Alright, what do you need?"

It was obvious happiness, but also obvious gratitude.Akatsuki was unexpectedly respected in the village. This was a fact that Guixie had known for a long time. At that time, he suddenly remembered what Xiaonan had said

——Don’t go to the village in uniform to cheat food and drink.

In fact, this warning is not an exaggeration at all.For example, when they first sealed the Tailed Beast, a group of people who were so hungry went to the village ramen shop and ate dozens of bowls of ramen. Later, when they checked out, the shop refused to accept the money. Since then, they have been sealing Tail beasts prepare their meals in advance.Itachi once said with emotion, this is too exaggerated, the Hokage in their village does not have this kind of treatment in the village.It was Scorpion who gave the explanation. He said that Payne ended the civil war of Yuren and led the village to prosperity. For a small country that has been devastated by war, this behavior is not difficult to understand.

Akatsuki is protecting this place, and now Kisame is one of them.

He has slaughtered too many companions and got lost in the path of life. What is real and what is illusory, Kisame really can't tell.But when Ah Dou bowed to him at this moment, Kisame felt that it was not a big deal to make the decision to go with him. He didn't want to protect the world, nor was he interested in protecting the world, but if Ah Dou could live here forever , and then one day he will be able to fulfill that great dream of traveling around the world, Kisame feels that it’s okay even if he really can’t come back.

At least……

Brother Dou still has a chance to see the world.

"Honestly, I'm so hurt."

Ghost shark said.

Brother Dou, "Huh?"

Guixie put the vat of treasures on the table, looked at the bunch of flowers tortured by Brother Dou and said again.

"How long have you been practicing this, and you still get stuck like this, how can you get the third prize?"

"Eh? You, how do you know?"

Kisame was even more injured.

Sighing, he pulled down the Xiaopao, and then casually threw the red cloud and black robe on the sofa, revealing the green cloth bathrobe.Brother Dou opened his mouth wide and shouted.

"Ah!!! You are Doudou!!!"

Kisame mourned for a second for his title.Then he sat on the sofa and looked at Brother Dou, and said with a bitter face.

"Brother Dou, anyway, we have known each other for so many years, why can't you remember my face? I am so easy to remember, and I can be recognized at a glance when I walk in the crowd. Look, my skin is blue , there are three cheek lines on the cheeks, normal people don't have them at all!"

"You, you, you, who are you!!!"

Brother Dou's yell could knock down the roof, and Guixie scratched his ears.

"My name is Ganshi Kisame, Akatsuki Nanto, the rebellious nin of Wunin Village, I joined Akatsuki a few years ago, and now I live in the lower reaches of the village. My partner is Akatsuki Suzaku, Brother Dou. It’s not my fault that you didn’t ask me.”

Brother Dou was terrified, he stepped forward and sat on the sofa, getting very close to Gui Sha, staring at Gui Sha's face with wide eyes, full of suspicion, "It's really Doudou, didn't you say you are a homeless person?"

"Yeah, when there is no task, we are jobless. And our team is very idle, and we have been taking care of the elderly." Kisame said, turning his head to look at the face that was very close, and then didn't mind at all to move forward to make sure The two got closer.

"Hey, Brother Dou, you are sick and need to be cured!"

To be joking, Brother Dou curled his lips back a few feet, sat up straight and said, "Cut, I've been here for more than twenty years." Get spooky.

"I'm going, Doudou, no, no, no, you are Master Xiao!" With such a sigh, I felt that my behavior of sitting together was extremely inappropriate, so I hurriedly got up and stepped aside. In seconds, he was stiff like a frightened rabbit, and even started to stutter.

"That, that, yes, I'm sorry, Mr. Dou, Gui, Guiyu, I didn't know you were Mr. Xiao before, so, so, how offensive, please forgive me, I am really sorry .”

It is rare to see Brother Dou like this, Guixie laughed out loud, the fearless Dou Ge is still afraid sometimes, and then he burst out with a nasty laugh.

"Well, since you said so, come here."

Brother Dou was horrified, but he did it truthfully.

Kisame took out a marker pen from the coffee table drawer.

Brother Dou took a few steps back, very terrified.

"What are you doing?!"

"Last time when you were playing cards, you drew more of our bastards, let me draw them back."

"Your uncle's, you said to draw a group!"

Ghost shark laughed out loud.

Then Brother Dou laughed too.

The barrier of identity dissipates invisible.

Kisame patted the sofa on one side.

"Okay, let's not bother you, Brother Dou, I have something to tell you."

Brother Dou sat back on the sofa again, still fiddling with the flower arrangement that was interrupted by the arrival of Guiyu, "Tell me, Master Guiyu, you scared me to death, hey, I feel so uncomfortable talking to you like this Comfortable."

"Then it's still called Doudou, the name is just a code name."

"Tsk tsk, this is too profound, aren't you angry when I call you Doudou?"

"There's nothing to be angry about, but why do you keep calling me Doudou? What kind of joke is this?"

"Your eyes are like beans, so it's easy to tell them apart."

"Then I should be glad that I can still condense a pair of eyes in your eyes. I thought I didn't even have a silhouette."

"Hey, Doudou, don't torture me. Obviously, everyone looks the same, so who can recognize them?"

Ghost shark hastily waved his hand.

"No, no, you can't recognize it."

Brother Dou shrugged and was about to speak when he suddenly thought of a very serious question.

"By the way, Doudou, don't everyone know that you are Akatsuki's Kisame-sama! Am I the only one who doesn't know?!"

Guixie smiled and shook his head, "Only you know that although we live in the village, we will not appear in everyone's sight as a member of Akatsuki. It is too troublesome at first, and Xiaonan is just what you say. Lord Angel is worried about causing trouble to the people in the village, so you understand."

"Ah~ you are indeed an angel, you always think about the village." Brother Dou was full of admiration, and Guixie decided not to tell her Xiaonan's true nature, but let her continue to worship, the image of a broken idol is really not good.

"Hey, Doudou, is that Angel-sama dating Zarakigami Shinobu?"

Brother Dou's soul of gossip was burning, Guixier touched his nose and asked speechlessly.

"Um, why do you ask this?"

"Hey, let me ask. I heard that Zarakigami was sacrificed before, and then I heard that he came back. The world of your ninjas is a mess. Oh, it doesn't matter, as long as the angel is happy."

Kisame: I suddenly feel jealous of Xiaonan.

Brother Dou, "Hey, Doudou, what did you want to say to me earlier?"

Kisame was overjoyed, took away the damaged flower from Brother Dou's hand, and presented her treasure.

"Brother Dou, these are raised by me. This one is Da Hong, Xiao Hei, Ah Huang, Dan Dan, Xiao Bai, Bad Bad, Shui Shui, and the youngest is Jiao Jiao."

Brother Dou, "...do you want me to complain about you naming them, or do you want me to complain about your showing off old father expression?"

Kisame, "...Am I very proud?"

Brother Dou nodded meaningfully.Kisame scratched his head, then asked again, "Do you like it?"

Brother Dou was confused, "What do you like?"

"Da Hong, Xiao Hei, Ah Huang, Dan Dan, Xiao Bai, Bad Bad, Shuishui, Jiaojiao."

"I can't even tell the difference between people, and you still ask me to tell the difference between a tank of fish, Doudou, do you dare to embarrass me again?!"

Kisame, "...that's right, I forgot about this."

"By the way, what are you doing here? Are you buying fish food? For the sake of you being Master Nandou, I will give you free bills from now on!"

Brother Dou swears, and then Guixie laughs out loud.

"No, Brother Dou, I have something to ask you."

"What? Go up the mountain of knives and go down to the sea of ​​fire Douge is all covered!"

Kisame thought for a while, then spoke.

"Well, I'm going to do a mission, and I probably won't be able to come back for a long time, so I want to ask you to help take care of them."

"No problem! Leave it to me! Although I don't raise fish, I know how to do so, so don't worry, even if I don't recognize them, I promise to feed them well!"

Brother Dou patted his chest and promised.

Guixie smiled, as usual, reached out and nodded Brother Dou's head.

"I believe you."

"It's necessary, hey, Doudou, when are you coming back?"

"do not know."

Guixie said that when he looked at Brother Dou, his eyes were extremely soft, probably it was extremely gentle, even the always big brother Dou also noticed that the atmosphere was a bit weird, when he looked at Guixier, his eyes were filled with Puzzled.

"Well, why are you looking at me like that?"

I like you, I want to be with you, I want to accompany you to fulfill that great dream, to see the mountains, the water, the sea, the world, and be with you.

Kisame thought.

"I suddenly found a pimple on your chin."

Ghost shark said.

"Oh, I ate hot pot last night. I put too much chili, and I drank too much. I got angry."

"You drink less alcohol. We ninjas can use chakra to dissolve alcohol, which is not harmful to the body. You don't have chakra, and you can bear all the harm of alcohol."

"Hey, don't mention it, last night Haruko quarreled with her husband and dragged me to drink. Oh, I'll go, she is the wine cellar. We drank four cases, and I vomited!"

"Her husband beat her again?"

"Ah, my body is turning blue. If you want me to say divorce, let's forget about it. I don't care what to do with such a scum. Do I keep it for the New Year?"

"Isn't there a housekeeper for domestic violence in the village? Let her report it. It will start in three years and there will be no upper limit. Xiao Nan has done a very good job at this."

Brother Dou, who had pushed Qingzi to divorce a moment ago, rolled his eyes and turned back at this moment, perfectly explaining what it means for a woman to turn her face faster than a book.

"It's easy to say, what about the child, what should the child do? You guys are all scumbags."

"Hey, you knocked down a whole lot of people with one blow. There is no such thing as a man I know."

"Nonsense, the men you know are all Akatsuki's adults, high-quality and high-quality, can the scum of Haruko's family compare?"

Well, what Brother Dou said is quite reasonable, and Guixie suddenly didn't know how to refute it.But he didn't intend to refute, so he talked about something else, "Let's not talk about that, Qingzi has a baby, when are you going to get married, Brother Dou, you are already 28, and you won't be able to marry later."

Brother Dou waved his hand, as if pointing the country with emotion.

"I've seen through the world of mortals. All the good men of Da Yuren were taken away by girls, and the good girls were also raped by scum, and the rest were the best of scum. I felt that it was no good for me to accept scumbags with my capital, so I decided to do it from now on. With the Qingdeng ancient Buddha as a companion, I will spend the rest of my life in style."

Kisame quietly watched Brother Dou pretending to be aggressive without saying a word.

This sudden embarrassment of confusion is the most frightening.

Brother Dou, "Hey, okay, okay, it's not that I don't want to get along with you~ It's because I'm ugly~ No man likes her~"

Kisame, "Speak well."

Brother Dou, "... Tsk, your uncle, it's hard for you to be coquettish and cute. You don't give me a few compliments, but tell me this. Is there a straight steel man like you?"

Guixie, "No, your looks are still passable, as long as you keep this mouth shut about your uncle, your brother Dou's problems will be corrected, and the future is still very promising."

"You want me to marry so much?"

Kisame didn't want it, so he didn't say anything.After a long time, Brother Dou sighed, and when he turned his head to look at Guixie, his eyes were full of sadness.

"Beanie."

"Ok?"

"If only you weren't a ninja."

"why?"

"This way I can take care of you."

"What kind of brain circuit is this?"

"Because ninjas always have to do things that risk their lives, and I hate that."

Ghost shark shook his head.

"It's not that ninjas always have to do things that risk their lives. Everyone will have to risk their lives. Brother Dou, I hope that I will risk my life at this time. You have never had such an opportunity in this life."

Guixie thought Brother Dou would laugh, but in fact, Brother Dou didn't laugh.She looked sideways at Gui Jiao, her almond eyes were black and white, she was so serious that Gui Jiao looked a little hairy and flinched, then Brother Dou looked away, his eyes were slightly lowered, looking at the fish swimming happily in the tank them.

Brother Doo said.

"Thank you."

"Forehead……"

"It's dangerous."

"what?"

"This mission."

"Ah."

"Come on, Doudou, I will take good care of them, but I don't care about you taking care of them for the rest of your life. You have to take them away immediately after you come back, because I hate fish farming the most!"

Ghost shark smiled and said warmly.

"Well, I must come back and take it."

Brother Dou, I will definitely come back alive. At that time, thousands of rivers and mountains, would you like me to accompany you...

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The author has something to say:

In fact, I thought it was Guiyou CP at the time, but after thinking about it, let’s forget it~ The debt owed by Erzhuzi, brother will pay it back, it’s only natural~