Naruto North and South

In fact, Kakashi doesn't get sick very often, usually after seeing Danzo, he will suffer from a period of insanity.If it was true that he was sick anytime and anywhere, then Kakashi would have been crippled long ago, and there was no need to wait until today.

So when Obito used Kamui to find Kakashi, Kakashi was extremely normal, with Suigetsu and Parker beside him, and what he cooked were wild rabbits hunted in the mountains and mushrooms that he picked. Kakashi had just finished drinking When he took a sip of the soup, he looked up and saw a particularly asymmetrical face.

Kakashi thought that he had hallucinations in addition to his insanity, so in order to avoid more troubles, he decided to tell others, so as not to delay the "big event", so he said something casually, and then Start with soup.

"Shuiyue, I'm hallucinating, please remember."

Shuiyue stopped drinking soup, and he also felt that he was hallucinating, and then he pushed the matter to Parker.

"Don't look for me, I'm hallucinating too, Parker, please remember."

After tilting his head and looking at Obito for a while, Parker decided to verify whether he was hallucinating like them, so he opened his mouth to touch Obito's leg with special force.

"Ah, what the fuck!!! It hurts, it hurts!!! Kakashi, you bastard, you let the dog bite me after so long!!!"

Obito's yelling could deafen Suigetsu's ears, and Kakashi was still drinking his soup with his head down, without any reaction.Then when Parker was kicked away by Obito, Kakashi reacted. Although he could still see Obito's painful and characteristic face when he looked up, he was still not sure that it was real Obito.Then Kakashi experimented tentatively, such as splashing the hot soup in the bowl on Obito's face or something.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

After being bitten by a dog, he was splashed with a bowl of hot soup.

No one knows how Obito felt in his heart, but Kakashi dropped the bowl in his hand.

"Bring, bring soil."

The voice was very low, and it was Kakashi who deliberately lowered his own voice.

"Kakashi, you bastard, let the dog bite me and splash me, I came to you in a hurry!!!"

Obito began to vent his dissatisfaction with his boyfriend, and before Obito could react, he slapped his face hard, very crisp.

Okay, being bitten by a dog, splashed with soup, and slapped by her boyfriend, Obito's eyes are starting to glow green. Why is my boyfriend who hasn't seen him for a long time treating him so cruelly when he meets him? Urgent, wait online!

Kakashi looked at his hands, then at Obito.When raising his hand, Obito stepped back half an inch to avoid the next slap, but——

"Snapped!"

It was loud and heavy, and there were even red marks on his fair and handsome face.

"it is true."

What Parker said, he was just kicked away by Obito, and now he jumped to Kakashi's side and looked up at Kakashi who said so.Kakashi was dubious, turned his head to look at Suigetsu, and Suigetsu also said, "It seems to be true."

Obito was completely confused by these actions.But soon, he saw the familiar Crescent Eye that made him full of love for this world.

"Yo~ crying bag, long time no see, finally back, I really miss you~"

Bright, warm, pampering, tolerant, Hatake Kakashi's white hair is a pile of thorns growing in his heart with Obito Uchiha, as soon as the white hair swayed, the thorns also began to sway, making him itchy Yes, everything from the heart to the limbs is itchy, so itchy that it feels warm.

Obito's eyes were red, big tears rolled down and fell into Kakashi's arms.

"Idiot Kakashi, I miss you too, marry me!"

"Hey, crying bag, I'm still crying at a grown age, weeping and crying when we meet again after a long absence, like a kid~"

The laughter is the same as before, as if Obito Uchiha has never been opened in the future, and Kakashi Hatake is still Kakashi Hatake.

but……

no……

Something was different. The prepared affectionate confession was interrupted halfway through, not by gunfire, not by attack, not by the blind-eyed Suigetsu, not by the single dog Parker, but by Kakashi's prosthetic limb.

The comforting pat on the body was different from the past, the touch was far less soft than before, it was a kind of blunt coldness, and then Obito immediately gave up that confession, let go of Kakashi, and grabbed his hand.

"What's going on? Kakashi, what's wrong with your hand!"

The words were expressed quickly, and Kakashi was very happy and thankful that his eyesight was still as good as before.

"Well~ there was a little accident, small matter~ small matter~"

Kakashi smiled and explained, rubbing Obito's short hair with his own hand, squinting at Obito, looking at his nervousness, and also at his cuteness, babbling The words were still hoarse and low, but they were still so warm and bright.

"Well~ I finally came back, I thought I couldn't wait for you in this life, by the way, you are not missing arms and legs, and your eyes are still there, they are all your Sharingan, it seems that it is not too dangerous , Hey, the asymmetry of your face seems to be less obvious, you all came back safely~ Hey, you are crying again, I am okay, you are okay~ Do you want to eat? Something or something?"

When Kakashi said that, Obito wiped away his tears and said without answering, "Let's go home."

When the voice fell to the ground, Shenwei was running, and Shuiyue and Parker were pulled into time and space without even saying a word.

After the world turned around, it was the village with the smell of corpses, the group of captives covered with bruises, and the burial place where the bones were buried after blood and tears.

Unprepared Kakashi and Suigetsu Parker just fell out of time and space. Kakashi failed to fall to the ground because Obito held him back. The response to Obito's "go, go home" was also Not fully replenished.

Obito's Kamui cut it in half, like this.

'Wait for me--'

"—There's something else to do!"

The first half is somewhere in the deep mountains and old forests, and the second half is in this dilapidated village.When the first half happened, there were only Obito Suigetsu and Parker, and when the second half happened, there were a group of red clouds and black robes, and one after another in ragged clothes, yellow and emaciated.

Shigure's eyes when he saw Kakashi were subtle, just like the eyes of the survivors looking at him were also subtle. Nagato didn't have much strangeness, and Saragi Kita didn't have too much strangeness, but they They all noticed the forehead guard on the head of Ninja Dog Parker who followed Kakashi.

The leaf of the tree is divided into two.

Then, Saragi Kita sniffed out the problem.

"What's the matter with you, it's all right now, such a big thing happened in Kakashi's village, why are you running outside." Obito said it unintentionally, but the listener meant it, but it's a pity that Kakashi didn't use it Listen.

There is some distance from Nagato, and some distance from the leader of the village.

When people saw Kakashi, they all involuntarily took a step back, or took a few steps back. They lowered their heads slightly, with somewhat unclear emotions in their eyes. A road was made, a road leading to Payne, to the leader of this village.

Suigetsu had an ominous premonition, and Parker obviously felt this way. He bit Kakashi's leg first, and he jumped up to bite. What he did was ferocious. .

Obito looked astonished and extremely displeased, "Parker, you've got rabies!"

When the roar was over, Suigetsu also started to move, he got up from the ground suddenly, ran to Kakashi, grabbed the pile of white hairs even more ferociously, and shouted words that confused everyone.

"Kakashi! Kakashi! Hey, Hatake Kakashi! Bastard, wake up, it's over!"

Kakashi's heart began to beat violently, and his breathing became rapid. He couldn't tell what Suigetsu was saying, he could only smell the smell of corpses, he couldn't see the red cloud and black robe, he could only see those What he didn't want to see, he began to sweat, dense sweat.

Obito was very annoyed at Suigetsu's behavior, because this action was too rude, and he was reluctant to grab Kakashi's white hair. Why did Suigetsu catch it? When he wanted to go up and kick Suigetsu away, Suigetsu did it Made a move that made Obito unbearable.

"Snapped!"

It was a hard slap on the face, heavier than the one Kakashi slapped himself just now.

"Kakashi! Calm down!!!"

It's an exaggeration to say that such a behavior is a water moon.

The somewhat slack eyes came out with a little more focus, Kakashi nodded blankly, looking at Suigetsu as if the Suigetsu in front of him was the only one he could trust, and seemed to be able to guide him astray... exist……

But at the next moment, the world was turned upside down, and Suigetsu's body exploded into countless splashes, and Obito kicked Suigetsu through without any mercy, and in the process, he still shouted in a voice that belonged to absolute rage.

"Fucking Shuiyue, you are courting death!"

Hold!It's over! ! !

Suigetsu thought when he was kicked away, and from the corner of his eye saw Kakashi Hatake's eyes that were beginning to slacken.

"No, don't, don't, yes, yes, kill Tsuchikage, kill Tsuchikage, don't kill Raikage, don't be singular, don't be singular, don't kill Raikage, don't kill Raikage, don't kill Tsuchikage, kill long Juro, don't kill Chojuro, yes don't kill Chojuro, I was wrong, I was wrong, don't kill Raikage, don't kill Raikage, I was wrong, don't give me Gaara, don't give it three hundred, ask for a hundred and fifty, don't give it to him no Give it to him, not to him..."

Too many people were shocked, except Sui Yue and Parker.

Kakashi began to cry, began to lie on the ground, and began to pray to the empty place.The mask that I didn't have time to put back on because I was eating couldn't cover that handsome face, nor could it cover the cuteness on that handsome face.

"Don't stop, please don't stop, it's only six hundred, woo woo, it's only [-], I'm sorry, I was wrong, I was wrong, I understand, don't move the soil shadow, don't move the soil shadow, don't move the soil shadow, don't die, woo Kill Mifune, don't kill Chojuro, don't have one hundred and five left, don't have one hundred and five left, I'm sorry Hokage-sama, I was wrong, I was really wrong, I'll kill Tsuchikage for you..."

Then Kakashi started to panic. He kept kowtowing in one direction, so hard that there were red marks and even blood.

"No... I'm sorry, no, no, kill me, I want to kill Tuying, I want to kill, I want to kill Tuying, he deserves to die, he deserves to die, he deserves to die, there are no single digits left, no single digits left Single digits, no single digits left, kill Tsuchikage, kill Tsuchikage, he deserves to die, he will die immediately, no single digits, no single digits, I can kill him, kill Tsuchikage, right kill Tsuchikage, Kill Tuying..."

Kakashi didn't cry anymore, he babbled that only he could understand words, when he got up from the ground, he was still talking about killing Tsuchikage but not Raikage, but now Raikage is dead .

Suigetsu had the needle ready, and Kakashi had already started walking forward, talking about killing Tsuchikage, and talking about who not to kill.He stumbled forward, missed Obito, the crowd, and Xiaozhong.

At the same time as Suigetsu pounced, several of Parker's cockroaches had bitten on Kakashi's body, making Kakashi unable to move an inch, and then the syringe filled with tranquilizer accurately pierced Kakashi's aorta above.

No one was talking about killing Tukage but not Raikage anymore, Kakashi fell to the ground, eyes closed, tear stains remained on his handsome face, but he was still handsome and handsome as if full of sunshine.

Uchiha Obito's eyes were red, he bristled with anger, and roared to the sky.

"My fucking Konoha!!!"

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The author has something to say:

When I was writing, I thought about what Obito might say, tried several ways of speaking, and finally realized that the simplest and most direct way~ When I wrote Obito’s scolding words, I just felt so happy~ Haha Haha~