Stop water and do nothing

Near noon, the scorching sun was in the sky, the sun was shining brightly, and there were not many pedestrians on the street.

Because at this time everyone was drinking in the teahouse to cool off the heat, by the way, I heard that the scholar told the story vividly, the legendary story of Yueliang Qikui Gao Zhiqi and Yuanhe Dajiang's 99 beauties.

In the story, it describes how Yue Liang Qi Kui Gao Zhiqi, who was "a waste of 99% and was invincible for ten years", broke the doors and windows of 32 houses, leveled the flowers and plants in 59 courtyards, and destroyed 87 houses under the fanatical pursuit of [-] beauties goods from one store, smashed through the roofs of one hundred and three buildings, and so on.It shows the sensation of influence, the intensity of the process, and the dripping results!

In addition, a lot of extraneous plots have been added.For example, the city is overcrowded and overwhelmed. There are hundreds of inns and restaurants without water and food in a day, a large number of latrines are full of hospitality, things in the pit are piled up like a mountain, and the nearby residents are seriously disturbed, etc...

Of course, those are only for foil, and the main drama must be Gao Zhiqi, who is worthy of a trip in the world. Why should he try his best to resolve 99 love and hatred that arise out of thin air overnight? ?

So-called

When the love is strong, the love is even stronger, and the deepest hatred is love.

It is difficult to understand love and hate in the world, but the only way to make love is ruthless.

Walking through the fragrant dust in the eight miles of Yueliang City, looking back at the whole country, the rain and clouds are turned upside down, the gods descend to the world to promise each other, and the world is a little vigorous...

Only after the situation changes, everything will be as before.That man who was lucky in his three lives, with his unrestrained body alone, managed to withstand the stormy waves of love and calamity. With such endurance, why didn't the whole city marvel at him!

At sunset and dusk, people are thinner than flowers, and the banquet will eventually come to an end. When we leave the king, each of the 99 beauties said a sentence to Gao Zhiqi 99 times...

Passionate, since ancient times, free to hate!

This hate!Mianmian!There is no end! !

From this point of view, Gao Zhiqi's romantic love and hatred in these 99 paragraphs will never end!

Ah, what a climax, full of wit, thought-provoking, and outrageous.

What's more, this legend has been recorded in Yueliang City's century-old events, and it is estimated that it will not be a problem to spread it for another hundred years or so.

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"Zhiqi, the protagonist in this story is also called Gao Zhiqi, what a coincidence?"

"Well, it's a coincidence. Let's go and go to eat noodles quickly."

Shang Qianshui still wanted to continue listening, but Gao Zhiqi didn't seem to have the patience to accompany him, so he insisted on dragging him away.

"Are you talking about the relationship between a man and many women?"

Shang Qianshui stopped in front of the teahouse, looked inside with gleaming eyes, and refused to move.

"Qianshui, are you still hungry, do you want some noodles?"

"Stop giving up, go in and listen for a while, just for a while...can't you?"

"You want to hear stories, I will tell you a lot, and I promise you have never heard of them."

Qian Shui told Zhi Qi that he had never heard the outside story.Everything he knows about this world is from the collection of books in Shangshui Palace.

Suddenly feeling born, Shang Qianshui said, "Stop giving up, I'm so envious of him..."

"Hey, what are you envious of?"

"He has a woman." The white words mean.

"woman……"

Gao Zhiqi lowered his voice, in order to deceive others, he changed into that tight and poor outfit again this time.A flower girl happened to pass by and saw him in a weird outfit, so she looked at him for a while.Gao Zhiqi lowered the bamboo hat, pretending not to care, there was a pot of liquid brewing in his stomach.

Even though abalone winged belly is delicious, eating a hundred catties in one meal can make people sick.Although it is pleasing to the eye, there are too many people here at once, and the "flattering" is too much, causing him to see a woman now...

Some nausea...

Unable to understand Gao Zhiqi's pale and blue complexion, Shang Qianshui sighed, "There are so many women, he must have rich and wonderful feelings in this life, it's really enviable..."

"Qianshui," unexpectedly, this seemingly weak Shang Qianshui is quite difficult to move when he becomes stubborn, "Do you envy him for having women or for having feelings?"

"Ah, isn't there a woman before you have feelings?"

As a matter of course, facing Gao Zhiqi's forcible dragging away, Shang Qianshui took root and refused to give up.

"Emotions do not distinguish between men and women."

Gao Zhiqi tried his best to drag him out without forcing him!

"But... the relationship mentioned in the book is a man and a woman."

Shang Qianshui didn't leave, and competed with Gao Zhiqi.

"You read too little."

In other words, the collection of books in Shangshui Palace is too small, far from enough to cover this world of all phenomena...

"Have you ever read a book that doesn't differentiate between men and women?"

Gao Zhiqi is stronger than him in strength, but he has Yong Ningzhu in his hand, so he cannot be strong.As a result, the two held each other's views, and neither was willing to compromise, and the topic turned into a strange direction...

"You don't need to read a book, you can have it today." Since force was not enough, Gao Zhiqi threw out the bait.

"Where?" The young master of Shangshui Palace was gentle and obedient, and would take every bait.

Gao Zhiqi looked at Shang Qianshui with deep meaning, "There is something even more exciting, which is about...the relationship between one man and many men!"

"Ah!??" That look stunned Shang Qianshui.

"Qian Shui..." he tapped sideways and clicked until he stopped, "I'll talk to you later when I'm eating noodles."

Feeling his body relax a little in his hands, Gao Zhiqi took no time to lose the opportunity and dragged him away from the gate of the teahouse, smelling the breath of victory, faintly proud.

"But... stop giving up, I still want to hear about the relationship between a man and many women!"

A pair of bright eyes like water blinked at Gao Zhiqi.After a few steps that I dragged on with great difficulty, I went back again!

Gao Zhiqi is completely out of control.

Annoyed, he glanced at a few small stalls by the street, and had an idea, "Qianshui, wait for me here."

Gao Zhiqi exhorted, turned around and walked away.Shang Qianshui was holding the ball, so he could only stand obediently and wait for him.

Just in time, an old man holding a straw came up to Shang Qianshui, with a gray beard and a thick voice, "This is the last one, sir, do you want it?"

"Ah?" Shang Qianshui was startled, and saw a bunch of red round fruits inserted into the straw stick held by the old man, which smelled sweet...

"What is this?" He grew up in Shangshui Palace since he was a child, and he has never seen such a thing.

A smile appeared on the corner of the old man's mouth, "It's a gift that the sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes always keep with them. May I have one, my lord?"

"Love object?" What exactly is it? ?

Looking at the bright red color, as if there was some kind of seductive attraction, Shang Qianshui hesitated for a moment, and was about to reach out to take it, when a deep voice suddenly sounded in his ear!

"we do not need!"

Turning around, he found that Gao Zhiqi had returned, standing beside him.

"Stop giving up?!" Shang Qianshui was startled again.

"Let's go!" Gao Zhiqi cast a sharp glance at the old man, grabbed Shang Qianshui's arm, and dragged him away with strides.

The old man was not difficult to deal with, he just looked at the backs of the two of them from behind, the corners of his mouth slowly curled up...

"Ziqi, what is that?" Shang Qianshui still wanted to know.

"Candied haws."

"food?"

"Yes."

"Does it have anything to do with feelings?"

"Qianshui," Gao Zhiqi diverted his attention, "Look at this."

It is a finely crafted windmill.

"Wow, it's so interesting!" After taking the windmill from Gao Zhiqi, Shang Qianshui began to play curiously.

The windmill, which is shaped like a bird, is drawn by a thin thread. When the breeze blows, the wings flutter and flap, which is wonderful and vivid.

"Not only can it move, but it can also fly." Gao Zhi smiled and said seductively.

"real?!"

As expected, just take a novelty to seduce, the young master of Shangshui Palace will forget himself, lose consciousness, and be at the mercy of others...

This 'person' doesn't matter who it is.

Abominable!

"Come on, let me show you."

"it is good!"

Gao Zhiqi took the paper bird without revealing his expression, and with the wind generated between his fingers, a pair of thin wings fanned the bird's body to fly away, as if it was alive!The bird flew up from Gao Zhi's discarded finger, and slowly landed on Shang Qiansai's palm...

"Can we do it again?" Shang Qianshui was as excited as a child.

"Then watch it..." Gao Zhi led him away without leaving a trace in his soft voice.

The bird flew up again and landed in Shang Qianshui's palm, "Ah, Zhi Qi, I want to watch it again."

"Um……"

In this way, the two took a bird windmill and played while walking, playing and walking, and before they knew it, they came to the place where they wanted to eat noodles.

Baitong Inn.

Besides, after Gao Zhiqi took Shang Qianshui home, only Lin Guliang and Twelve Xiaos were left in the Longevity Escort.

Before the door, Gao Zhiqi privately told Lin Guliang that he was optimistic about this 'woman'.

The situation is unclear and there are many doubts. The Baihuahou who suddenly declared that he has disappeared from the fairy trail can't let Shang Qianshui go, and the Qiangwei Tower will definitely send people to trouble the situation again, so this "woman" with the rose flower will It is the key to their investigation of the secrets behind the scenes.Before he can officially fight with Shang Qianshui, he must ensure that he will not fall into chaos again!

Lin Guliang's face showed embarrassment... Didn't he just say that he would hit his head with a ladle and it would be over, and he planned to plunge himself into chaos? !

For Gao Zhiqi's idea, he can only ask for blessings.

But when it comes to asking for more blessings, Lin Guliang also thinks of himself and Twelve Smiles...

In the night of lanterns, one fell from a tall building accompanied by roses, and the other just passed by when leaving. The delicate and charming rose hit Lin Guliang's upper body, and the heavily made-up Twelve Smiles hit his lower...

cough!

A pitiful scream, a night of absurd encounter, and finally turned into a cliché... For the grace of saving life, I will repay it with my body!

Repaying her kindness became the reason for Twelve Xiaolai not to leave the Longevity Bodyguard Bureau.Although Lin Guliang has a lot of strengths, he has nothing. He doesn't think that his own conditions can make a woman stay for him, even if the other party is an indescribable beauty...

But since Twelve Smiles refused to leave, Lin Guliang didn't say anything to drive her away, so he followed Gao Zhiqi's words, stood still and let nature take its course...Take care of her!

The door was cold and the business was bleak. Lin Guliang sat in front of the desk and counted the flies that flew by.Thinking about what other expenses I can save this month...

Twelve Smiles was dressed in red clothes, with heavy make-up, and came out from the backyard. Seeing Lin Guliang's sad face, he asked softly, "Liangliang, what are you thinking?"

Lin Guliang buried his head in a pile of feeble accounts, and could only respond, "It's nothing..."

"That," Twelve Xiao felt that he shouldn't bother him at this time, but he had to, "Liang Liang, the hatchet is gone..."

Since moving in, Twelve Smiles has taken the initiative to arrange three meals a day here.At this time, seeing that the sun was almost up, he was about to chop firewood for cooking, but found that the hatchet in the yard had disappeared.

"Is there any more firewood?"

"Yes, but there is no knife for chopping wood..."

"That's okay, let me do it." Lin Guliang patted his clothes and walked into the yard.

Twelve Xiao followed behind him, and saw Lin Guliang casually took a few thick logs from the pile of firewood in the corner, and laid them flat on the ground.Then he raised his palm and chopped it down, with a crisp 'pop' sound, the rough wood broke into several pieces!

! ! ! ?

Twelve Smiles stared blankly from the side, Lin Guliang chopped a piece of wood into fine wood with his bare hands, his arm muscles undulated in the sun through his clothes, his expressionless face was stained with sweat...

Both emotional and speechless.

"Is this enough?" Lin Guliang tied up the firewood and handed it to Twelve Xiao.

Twelve Xiao reached out to take it, and said, "Liangliang, the kitchen knife is gone..."

"Oh, yes!" Lin Guliang patted his head, forgetting that he had pawned the kitchen knife, and only asked, "Is there any more food?"

"Yes, but no knife for cutting vegetables..."

"It's okay, I'll come." He said, and walked into the kitchen again.

Twelve Xiao squatted on the stove to make a fire, couldn't help turning around to look, only to see Lin Guliang put all the vegetables and meat on the table, and chopped them into pieces with his bare hands.

"Hey, how about fried rice with minced meat?" Lin Guliang gave a simple proposal.

Putting the only surviving iron pan on the stove and heating it red, Twelve smiled and said, "It's cool, there is no spatula..."

"It's okay, let me do it." Lin Guliang poured the minced meat and mixed vegetables into the pot, with the right amount of oil and salt, and fried it with bare hands!

The plump rice rolls in a big thick palm, full of juice and fragrance, and the heat is sufficient.

Seeing that a pot of fried rice was almost cooked, Twelve Smiles tried to keep calm, "It's cool, all the dishes and chopsticks are gone..."

After the only bowl was given to Shang Qianshui to fill the noodles, it is still a piece of hard ice.

"There is a banana tree next door." Lin Guliang walked out of the kitchen holding a pot of hot rice.

"Huh?" Twelve Xiao followed behind, a bit unimaginable...

"Wait, I'll pick two of its leaves."

After taking the pot of rice in Lin Guliang's hand, Twelve Smiles imagined him wrapping his body in banana leaves, scaring Shang Qianshui into the closet...

"Liangliang, all the clothes I bought yesterday are gone..."

In front of him, Lin Guliang was still dressed in black clothes, black pants, black shoes and black socks, even rougher than the previous one.

"No matter how many clothes you have, you can only wear one set." Lin Guliang climbed the wall and picked banana leaves, washed them with well water, put fried rice on them, wrapped them into fist-sized rice balls, and handed them to Twelve Laughing, "One set of clothes is enough for me."

He really only had one set of black clothes, and he died tragically in the process of saving Shang Qianshui, so he had no choice but to show Twelve Xiao the old cloth from the table at home, and ask her to go to the tailor to change it.Unexpectedly, Twelve Xiao took it upon himself to buy a lot of new clothes, and he was so panicked that he immediately took them back and returned them all, fearing that he would not be able to pay the bill for the rest of his life.

How many new clothes are he worth in his whole life?Who can predict the things in life, or even a set is not worth it? ?

"Always leave a few things for changing..." Twelve Xiao tried to persuade him with the rice wrapped in banana leaves.

"No more trouble, the black is dirt-resistant and can be worn for a long time!"

Looking at the inconspicuous but real patches and dirt on the black clothes, Twelve smiled unconcealed, "How long has this rag been washed?"

Lin Guliang swallowed the rice ball in one gulp, then stood up and took off his shirt, "Come on, look."

In the sun, the muscles are strong.

Twelve smiles were not shy, nor did they look away, they just stared straight at him.And Lin Guliang didn't say much, just washed his coat in the well water.

"I'm just saying, I don't hate you for anything." Twelve smiled and saw that he didn't eat, and squatted there with shirtless clothes washing, afraid that he had said too much just now, and felt a little sorry. "

"No, it doesn't matter."

After washing it several times, Lin Guliang wrung out the clothes, then raised them in the air, with luck in both arms, he rushed forward with a palm!The sparkling light splashed, and the water in the clothes was completely forced out by this palm force. After the scorching sun, it was instantly dry and clean!

With this unique skill, even the washboard and clothes rail can be saved.

"So, one piece of clothing is enough for me." Lin Guliang put back his jacket, tied his belt, sat down and continued to eat.

Despite this, Twelve Smiles still insisted, "You can't just have one set, and you can change a few colors to make you feel better."

On a whim, Lin Guliang glanced more at Twelve Smile's clothes, feather gauze long skirt, excellent silk material, the bright red color has not changed, as if she is ready to get married at any time, I don't know if she is in a good mood? ?

"Black ones are good," Lin Guliang said, chewing on the pork rice. "As a bodyguard, clothes are easy to be torn and dirty. Black ones are not noticeable. You can wear them on the front if the front is dirty. If the back is dirty, you can wear them on the front and go out. It’s not only convenient but also saves time when you’re outside!”

Hmm... this person has reached a certain level.

Twelve smiles muttered to himself with rice grains in his mouth, "then get a few more sets of black ones..."

The wind passes silently, and the cicadas sing in the afternoon summer.

The two sat on the ground under the shade of the tree, each lowering their heads and eating the food in their hands.Occasionally chatting a few words, three points of pleasant mood, seven points of absent-mindedness...