Your Guide to Interspecies Relationships

"Mingming, where's Bao'er's sexy soap that you promised last time?" Ron rushed over in a hurry.

Ye Ming rushed up and fell over his shoulder, covered Ron's mouth and dragged him away.

Ron: Struggling!struggle!let me go!

Yuan Junlan gradually turned her head, "Ye Ming, I heard you!" Bao'er's sexy soap, "We need to talk."

Ye Ming gave Ron a hard look, you idiot, wouldn't you ask me on the communicator!

"Hey, what are you talking about?" Ye Ming pushed the door open with a little guilt.By the way, what the hell am I guilty of?I didn't do anything to feel sorry for him, it was just a few sexy photos!

Yuan Junlan's face was obviously not very good-looking, he took Ye Ming's hand, pulled him into his arms, and hugged him without saying a word.

"I only belong to you, you know?"

"...?"

"If you don't want me, I will die!"

Ye Ming couldn't help softening his heart. His heart was still thumping just now, and he was preparing for Yuan Junlan to dare to say something harsh to himself, so he would fix him up and let him know who is older and who is younger, but Yuan Junlan's unprepared confession turned out to be Ye Ming was at a loss.

"Idiot, Shajiao will only have one partner. We have already exchanged energy sources, so don't you feel relieved?"

"But, I'm still uneasy!"

"What do you want?"

"You are not allowed to look at Bao'er's photo, you are not allowed to be alone with him, and you are not allowed to have any physical contact!"

"Isn't that a little too much?"

"It's not too much, it's not too much!" Yuan Junlan thought desperately.

"He and I are friends." Ye Ming said very naturally.

"Friends who have slept with each other!" Yuan Junlan gritted his teeth and popped out a few words.

Ye Ming admired Yuan Junlan's wonderful expression for a while, and then couldn't help laughing, "So what!"

"You still ask how I am, please seriously examine and realize your own powerful charm?"

"Are you complimenting me?"

"Yes."

"Actually... I haven't slept with Bao'er before!"

"No?" Yuan Junlan wanted to laugh but couldn't help it, Ye Ming thought it was super funny, "No... then no!"

Ye Ming nodded, not very satisfied with Yuan Junlan's reaction, shouldn't he rush over crying and say he loves me? "Oh~ I heard that his skills are very good, and I really want to try it."

"No!" Yuan Junlan's eyes widened suddenly, round and round, like a fruit shell, "My skills are definitely better than his!"

"I'll try it out with him and make a comparison! I think he will be happy to help." Ye Ming finished speaking and was about to leave.

"Where are you going?" Yuan Junlan's face was more than ugly and could be described, "Don't go!"

Yuan Junlan pulled Ye Ming to go back to the bedroom. He firmly could not tolerate Ye Ming questioning his own skills, so he had to "perform" well.

"What's your passion in broad daylight?" Ye Ming pushed but couldn't break free. The strength of this big idiot became much stronger. After all, he was half a shark!

"Let's remarry!" Yuan Junlan kissed Ye Ming's lips and cheeks.

"No." Ye Ming flatly refused. Divorce if you want to divorce, and remarry if you want to remarry. You think it's a beautiful idea!Ye Ming crossed his hands on his chest, how could Yuan Junlan not see the desperation in his eyes.

Your Excellency is being arrogant again!

"Do I need to kneel down?"

"...?"

Yuan Junlan knelt down on one knee without saying a word, "Let's remarry, I love you!"

"It's old forever! It's forever!"

I have to say that Yuan Junlan's serious expression still made Ye Ming feel a little excited.

"Cough, since that's the case, I'll accept you reluctantly!" Ye Ming stretched out his hand, and Yuan Junlan took it and kissed devoutly on the back of his hand.

"Here you are." Yuan Junlan put down a metal box in Ye Ming's hand.

It seems to be quite good at it!Ye Ming frowned, opened the box with a smile on the corner of his mouth, and took out a dozen...

Photo!

A whole box of Yuan Junlan's five-inch sexy pornographic photos!

Did you make a mistake!

Ye Ming rolled his eyes, can I beat him up!

"you sure!"

"With this, you are not allowed to look at Bao'er's photos, only mine, remember?" Yuan Junlan pinched Ye Ming's hand and rubbed it.

What do you think I am, a perverted pervert?Ye Ming threw Yuan Junlan's face away from the photo on the spot, "Narcissist! Keep it for yourself and take a look at it slowly!"

Yuan Junlan picked up the photo and thought hard, why is he angry?Isn't that sexy enough!It is impeccable at all, and I am very impulsive when I look at it!

Hey, wait, I proposed marriage, and the most important thing is that the bed sheet hasn't rolled yet!

After hearing this, Ai Lang burst into laughter, "No way, Yuan Junlan is too talented!" He proposed to send pornographic photos, thanks to which he could figure it out. "He's stupider than your father!"

Ye Ming snorted, Yuan Junlan is an idiot!

After the husk turned into a human form, it suddenly started sticking to Ye Ming.He was wearing a brown bear onesie, holding the mecha model in his arms, sitting aside and listening carefully, half understanding.Hearing Ai Lang laugh, he jumped into Ye Ming's arms and giggled along with him.Ye Ming held his little butt in his arms and reached out to stroke his metallic hair.

"What do you want to do, if you remarry?" Ellen asked.

"Just hold a banquet and announce it. There is no need to mobilize the crowd."

"Okay, I'll talk to Case."

During the working hours after the lunch break, Ye Ming saw the prompt and clicked on his communicator, and found that Yuan Junlan had sent him a data packet, opened it, clicked it, and there were five g of sexy pornographic photos, Ye Ming was caught off guard Anti-sprayed a screen of coffee.

What the hell is Yuan Junlan an idiot doing!

When Ye Ming went to look for Yuan Junlan, Yuan Junlan was working seriously. The dedicated man was indeed handsome, and Ye Ming had to admit that Yuan Junlan had a rare skin.

"You're here!" Yuan Junlan immediately looked up and put down the work in hand.

"When did you take so many sexy photos?"

"Ah...it was a long time ago."

"Look at this hairstyle from ten years ago."

Yuan Junlan nodded. It seems that Ye Ming still pays attention to me. I still remember my hairstyle ten years ago.

"You have a good relationship with the photographer! How long will it take to take so many photos?" Ye Ming asked with a smile.

"Just five days and four nights!"

"Exhibitionist!" Ye Ming changed color suddenly, and pressed Yuan Junlan's head on the table, "Little lover is very gentle and sensible!" Demonstrating with me with the fruits of his former lover's labor, I don't want to kill you!

"Oh~ Let go, let go, your neck will break!"

Ye Ming let go mercifully, Yuan Junlan finally propped his head up with his hands, "What kind of vinegar are you eating!"

"Who will be jealous of you!" Ye Ming slammed the door and left.

Yuan Junlan recalled the memory and hurried out to pull the man back. The two big men were chattering on the palace road.

"What are you looking at?" Yuan Junlan shouted at the guards and servants who were walking by, while pulling Ye Ming to a remote corner of the garden.

Yuan Junlan held his forehead with a splitting headache, "I was jealous! I saw Baoer send you a photo, and I sent you a photo because I was jealous!"

"...? Do you mind if you were a vinegar factory ten years ago?" Wait, the photo was also taken ten years ago.

"..." Yuan Junlan turned his eyes to look at the blue sky, didn't hear it! "I just think I have a better figure than him!"

"Tch!" Ye Ming patted his chest, "There will be a banquet in fifteen days."

"?"

"Declaration of remarriage." Ye Ming added, and left on his own.

Yuan Junlan was so happy that he agreed, and he eagerly made a suggestion, "Can't it be earlier?"

"No, because Bao'er is traveling in a distant galaxy, it will take time for him to come here."

ah!It's Boa again!Who is he, why do we have to wait for him when we remarry!

There is no need for the parties to worry about holding a banquet, as long as Ye Ming says a word, and finally check and accept the content.

Ye Ming was looking at the dishes, thinking that Ron hadn't bothered him for several days, but saw this fellow and Yuan Junlan getting better several times.

"I don't care what you do, I will help you anyway!" Yuan Junlan vowed.

"No problem." Ron gave a K.

It is said to be a banquet, but it is actually a little more particular than ordinary family gatherings, but the specifications are much higher. After all, the Renault royal family is rich and powerful!

Ye Ming was afraid of trouble, so he didn't invite many people. Except for Ailang, Case, Ron, and Bao'er, Ye Ming invited a few friends who had a decent relationship. They were all members of the mecha team who had trained together, including Jin Xi of course. , he is now a lieutenant.Yuan Junlan called two friends, Yang Dingcheng and the famous jewelry designer Fei Chi Howard.Only then did Ye Ming realize that they turned out to be friends. No wonder Yuan Junlan was able to get the customized bracelet in a short time.

Guo Ke was running around in the banquet hall wearing a custom-made black and handsome little dress. Later, he found a row of cream cakes and was so greedy that he couldn't reach them, so he lay on the tablecloth anxiously. eager to see through.

Fei Chi came to Ye Ming with a wine glass in his hand, "Ah! Slender, elegant, and pure!"

Ye Ming was confused, "What?"

"Yuan Junlan asked me to make a bracelet, and I asked him who it was for, and asked him to describe your temperament, and that's how he described you!" Fei Chi sipped the golden wine, "It seems that he was very kind to you at that time. with effort."

"How to say?"

"Don't try to deceive an artist's eyes." Fei Chi blinked, "The bracelet is very suitable for you."

He saw the essence!Your slender but tough love!

Artists are all so weird, talking endlessly?

There were no special procedures at the banquet, except that Ye Ming and Yuan Junlan announced their remarriage, and everyone raised their glasses to celebrate.

Bo'er drank a lot, and Ron helped him keep pouring the wine.

You drink more, so I can show my skills!

"The two of you are still feeding him, maybe he won't wake up!" Ye Ming looked at Yuan Junlan and Ron speechlessly.

"Are you distressed?" Yuan Junlan was unhappy.

"Don't think I don't know what you two want to do?" Ye Ming really convinced these two idiots, "Why are you so drunk...how come?"

"I'll just come, you don't have to worry about it." Ron lifted one of Bo'er's shoulders, and his impatient movements should not be too obvious, "Borrow a room for me!"

"No problem!" Yuan Junlan agreed immediately, Ye Ming glared at him, Yuan Junlan quickly added, "Just don't mess around."

"Who do you think they go up and who goes down?" Yuan Junlan couldn't help asking, looking at the backs of the two of them drifting away, "Do you want to prepare some lubricant for Ron, it's his first time!"

"What are you worrying about, I think it's better to prepare it for Bao'er!" Ye Ming is sure that Ron is on the top, and there are almost no sharks on the bottom, but it is not absolute. He was attacked in a daze at the beginning, abruptly. Was twisted into a subject.The more Ye Ming thought about it, the more unbalanced he became. "I bet Ron's on it, would you bet?"

"What are you betting on?" Yuan Junlan asked, "The chips are not strong enough, so I don't want to gamble."

"If I lose, I will let you...do whatever you want on the night the answer is revealed!"

Yuan Junlan's eyes are shining, he can do whatever he wants!The temptation is too great!

"If I win..." Ye Ming moved his eyes from Yuan Junlan's face down to stay below the waist, Yuan Junlan's dick hurt instantly, Ye Ming smiled, and patted Yuan Junlan's ass like a little hooligan molesting women , "Just wash your ass and wait for me."

"...Okay." Yuan Junlan had a heroic and tragic expression on his face.

So on the third morning, Ron came out of the room happily, and he wanted to deliver breakfast to Bao'er himself.Seeing Ron's lively appearance, Ye Ming was very excited, and he was sure to win!

Ron was stopped by Ye Ming and Yuan Junlan.

Ye Ming poked Ron with his elbow, with a smirk on his face, "How does it taste?"

Ron covered his face shyly, "Biao asked the Lun family so directly, how disgusting you are!"

"Hey, don't pretend." I was tired from the trick of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger. "Are you on top or below?" Ye Ming clapped his hands, pointed at Ron and said, "It must be the wrong one!"

Ron turned to look at Yuan Junlan.

Yuan Junlan asked a little nervously, "It's down there, isn't it?" It must be down there, it's related to the chastity of my butt!Judging from Ye Ming's usual requesting situation, if he was on it, my chrysanthemum would definitely turn into a sunflower.

Ron suddenly shyly covered his face and yelled, "Oh my God, you are too bad to ask people such a question, of course it is %∝&#*!..." Ron ran away shyly incoherently.

Ye Ming covered his face and was speechless. He yelled at Ron, "Are you making a mistake? You run so fast, it's not scientific at all!" It was the first time for me, and my stomach hurt to death the next day!

Passing guards: →_→ I didn’t make it, I didn’t hear anything!

"Hey, I'm willing to admit defeat, what are we going to play tonight?"

Ye Ming stared, "It's a good idea, don't play!" After Ye Ming finished speaking, he shook the back of Yuan Junlan's head and left angrily.

cheating!Yuan Junlan was helpless, His Excellency the Prince was playing with his temper again, well, if you don't play, don't play, anyway, I saved my ass.

When Ron returned to the room, Beau was still asleep, and he lay softly in and hugged him.

"Two shameless bad guys, I'm not like they are full of things. It feels so good to sleep with you, I can't bear to let go! How can you be so sloppy the first time, you must attract each other Only water□□melts, are you right?" Ron picked up Bo'er's chin and stroked the skin between them, and it felt good.

This guy Ye Ming always bullies me, now it's my turn to cheat you!When Yuan Junlan winked at him for help, Ron immediately understood.

Ron got up and poured out the purple potion in his hand, and waited for Boa to wake up.

When Bao'er got up, he saw Ron lying naked next to him, and rubbed his hair in frustration.

No way!No way!He even slept with Ron!It looks like he shouldn't be awake, sneak away!

Bao'er got up quietly, ready to hook up the clothes that fell on the floor, when Ron's energetic voice suddenly came from behind, "Bao'er, you are awake!"

"Ah! Ah, yes." Bao'er dressed awkwardly and responded, pretending not to know anything.

"Have you fallen in love with me now?" Ron clung to Bao'er like an octopus. "We used this the night before yesterday, and fell in love with my purple potion." Ron took out the empty bottle and showed it. .

"Love, love...what the hell is this?"

"You drank the potion and said you liked me, and you're * to me!%&...you have to be responsible for me!" Ron covered his face shyly and got into the quilt happily to himself.

Bao'er felt his eyes go dark, "No, I don't know, I don't know anything!" Bao'er got dressed and ran out of the room as if fleeing.

Ron's excited expression gradually became calm and lonely, and he watched Bao'er leave.

I ran away in despair, but as long as you are alive, you will not be able to escape from my palm, and there will be opportunities to love you well in the future!

Bao'er ran out of Ye Ming's palace, only to realize that she was so panicked that she forgot to say hello to Ye Ming and left.And before leaving, Ron's pitiful expression like an abandoned little animal always made Bao'er feel uneasy!

"Ah, forget it! Go home first!"

Regarding the future of Ron and Baoer, please imagine for yourself!But what is certain is that Ye Ming and Yuan Junlan will not leave the room for a few days.