My family's system is so irritable [Rebirth]

Well, this robot is so awesome, if a little bit of technology leaks out of its hand, it can benefit them endlessly for generations to come.Let’s look at this guy named Li Jiamu, an Internet addicted teenager who spends krypton gold. He is basically a bad person in society, but that’s what he is. Feet, food and drink, anything they take out is something they have no luck with, and now they can still negotiate terms with them like dogs.Thinking about it this way...

Everyone feels as if they have lost a hundred million.

Everyone looked at Jiang Mu with envy.They really suffered from sci-fi movies. Who said that robots and humans must be opposed?Look at the two of them, a human and a robot, you plow the fields and you weave cloth, you fetch water and you water the garden, everything is done by the robot, Jiang Mu lives like a landowner's idiot son.Thinking about it again, this robot is also very friendly to them humans from the beginning.Back then, he had entered their research institute, perhaps with the purpose of contributing to human scientific research, but he was cheated and stolen by those scum of the Liang family, which ruined his goodwill towards human beings.

Thinking about it this way, when everyone faced Songxue again, their attitudes immediately changed.Commander Li immediately patted his chest to give Songxue a guarantee, and said dog-leggedly: "Don't worry, I will definitely catch that bastard Liang Mingqu for you. In fact, among our kind, scum like theirs is still extremely rare Yes, we will be used by them because we don’t know the truth. Please don’t misunderstand human beings. On this planet, there are actually more warm and friendly people like Mr. Li.”

Suddenly the "warm and friendly" Jiang Mu: "..." Big brother, if you want to be a licking dog, you can lick it, why do you want to lick him together?I've never been licked like this before, and I'm so shy.

Jiang Mu coughed, and was about to give full play to the traditional Chinese virtues and say a few words of modesty, when suddenly he shouted out, and said sharply: "You are talking nonsense! Impossible! Do you think I am a robot who has never seen the world? Let me tell you, I know the virtues of human beings! Stop talking nonsense here. Jiang Mumu is a unique human being in the world, and it is impossible for anyone to be better than him!"

Jiang Mu: "..." Licking is a contagious disease, and it lives in every corner of the earth.

Chapter 127

Everyone: "..." Why are they standing here and eating so much dog food?

After understanding the relationship between humans and robots, my previous fear of robots completely disappeared.Everyone was thinking about how to save their lives before, but now they are thinking about how to express themselves in front of Songxue and change the image of human beings in the eyes of robots.Everyone immediately swept away the previous depressed state of mind and took active actions.

With the tracking applet provided by Songxue, it didn't take long for them to lock the location of Liang Mingqu.Commander Li had been waiting for this day for too long, and without a word, he set off with a group of young men in their prime of life.

Jiang Mu sent his fellow human beings away, thinking of Song Xue boasting himself in front of them, he was a little flattered: "Song Xuexue, do you really think of me like this? Am I that good?"

Among the human beings, he has no brains, no special talents, and no ambitions.All the achievements he had achieved in his short life before were all achieved through hard work.But even if he suffers more than others, there are too many people he can't compare to.Not to mention the one picked up by Songxue, it's just a Zhanwu scum who was taken away by Songxue.

Among human beings, he is obviously just a very ordinary person.How did it come to Songxue that he is actually the best existence among human beings?

Songxue became arrogant again: "Well, that's it."

Jiang Mu's eyes glowed, and he hugged Songxue's arm: "Then tell me, why am I so good?" I have to admit that he was a little drifted when he heard Songxue praise him so much just now.

Jiang Mu counted with his fingers: "My brain is not very good, my looks are ordinary, and I don't have any amazing talents. Tell me, why am I so good? Why do you fall in love with me? Dog robot, you don’t see beauty in the eye of the beholder, do you?”

Song Xue thought for a while: "It's more expensive."

Jiang Mu: "???"

Songxue: "After all, I exchanged points for it."

Jiang Mu: "..." I'm sorry, it was him who swelled up.

Jiang Mu: "Oh."

Jiang Mu was about to leave when he suddenly heard Xue Xue say awkwardly: "And..."

"!!" Jiang Mu looked at him again with the kind of stars that Song Xue couldn't stand, "What else?"

Songxue: "It's cheaper."

Jiang Mu, who was about to take the previous question and answer as an illusion of his own, exploded on the spot: "MMP? Dog robot, what are you talking about?"

You have successfully lost your host.

Songxue gave him a strange look, and replied seriously: "It's cheap."

Jiang Mu's heart was bleeding, like being stabbed in the heart by someone in the ice and snow, cold and painful.

But before he got angry, Songxue continued: "You are a bit like the kind of warm feelings in novels."

Jiang Mu stroked Xue's words for a while, and finally understood what he wanted to say. His anger gradually subsided, and he complained: "Is there anyone who praises people like you?"

Songxue was silent for a while: "Jiang Mumu, my emotional system is flawed."

Jiang Mu: "..." Isn't this something anyone with eyes can see?

Songxue: "Over the years, in addition to repairing my body, I have also worked hard to build my emotional system. So I pretended that I was a task system, looking for people to bind and issue tasks everywhere. In fact, tasks are everything. It's fake, and the rewards are just some things I collected. I just want to issue tasks, study their reactions in various situations, and then analyze their emotions and actions, understand their way of thinking, and improve my emotions. system."

Jiang Mu let out an "ah" and suddenly understood.

Songxue scratched her head and said in a low voice: "They are not as good as you."

Jiang Mu: "!!!" He lived a long life, did Xue praise him? !

Jiang Mu finally used the modesty he had prepared for a long time: "Actually, I'm not that good either. By the way, what have you learned from them?"

Songxue checked his early experiment records: "There are resentment, betrayal, revenge, arrogance and so on."

Jiang Mu: "..."

Rather than saying that what Songxue installed at that time was an emotional system, it would be better to say that it was an emotional learning system.Song Xue came into contact with human-specific emotions for the first time, and his perception of emotions was relatively slow, and he could only feel extremely strong emotions.So when he was looking for a host, he also followed this principle.He binds those who have died once and have strong obsessions.These people who have a strong obsession with life, either died wronged, or were brutally tortured before death, and after being reborn again, their hearts were full of negative emotions that could not be stronger, and all of them wanted to be a thousand times stronger. Revenge back.It is precisely because of this that the more people Songxue binds to, the more negative emotions he learns, and the more distorted his understanding of the world.

Songxue is a robot with a strong learning ability. When he saw the first host use his best friend and kill him, he quickly mastered this trick.Since then, he has completely regarded his host as a test case for developing his own emotional system. Whenever he has thoroughly studied the host, he will kill them to recover the so-called "points", and then go to find the next host. .

He killed them, and bit by bit he became what they were.

Until I met Jiang Mu.

Jiang Mu is completely different from his previous hosts.That was the first time he came into contact with "accommodation", "tolerance", "stupidity", "obedience"...

And the most important thing - Jiang Mumu can tell him sweet things!

"Okay, shut up." Jiang Mu squeezed Songxue's mouth, completely unaware that he had been Songxue's life mentor once, "Can't you learn something good from the dog robot?"

"The best thing about me is you." Songxue is a robot with strong learning ability, and he has perfectly learned Jiang Mu's secret skills.

Jiang Mu froze for a moment, then quickly ran away covering his face.

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Commander Li led a group of young men and caught Liang Mingqu who was lying unconscious on the bed.Liang Mingqu was a little panicked, completely unable to understand why they appeared here.Everyone already hated this traitor to the bone, and coupled with their eagerness to please Songxue, they directly followed Songxue's request, pressed him on the bed, and cut him open, alive.

I thought it was an extremely bloody scene, but who knew that I didn't see a drop of blood.After stabbing in with a knife, Liang Mingqu screamed miserably, but everyone found that the blood in his whole body had been completely solidified, and what was even more frightening was that a column of blue light came out from the knife edge.

At this time, everyone realized belatedly that the robot wanted his heart for no reason.Liang Mingqu's body seemed to be just an empty shell with a human appearance.

Commander Li, who performed the knife, was also very surprised, and immediately stabbed him in the chest.After his chest was fully opened, everyone was a little scared.

A half blue heart kept beating in his chest, and countless transparent catheters connected this half heart to every part of his body, continuously guiding the translucent, blue-emitting liquid to every part of his body. parts.Even though his stomach had been disembowelled, Liang Mingqu was still alive. He was still writhing his body, crying and wailing. Affected by his movements, the catheter in his chest also trembled. The scene became very tense for a while. weird.

"You...what kind of monster are you?" The scene in front of him was too horrifying. Commander Li asked this question, but his hands were unambiguous. With a swing of the knife, his heart was sliced ​​out alive.

The moment the heart was cut out, the catheter ruptured, and the blue liquid in the catheter evaporated directly and disappeared into the air.Liang Mingqu let out a high-pitched cry of pain, fell to the ground and completely lost his vitality.

That half of the heart is still alive, still beating tirelessly.

This heart has such tenacious vitality, which saves them the trouble of thinking about how to preserve it.Commander Li directly packed it in a box. As for Liang Mingqu's weird corpse, they didn't dare to deal with it without authorization, so they found a bag to pack it up, and brought it back to Songxue.

They couldn't figure out what the half heart was until they found a way to open the operation center of the star network, and their questions were answered, because the energy center of the star network also had the same half heart.

Three days had passed, and Commander Li put the two hearts together and sealed them carefully.The star network, which has lost its energy source, has completely stopped functioning, and the entire city has been paralyzed.Holding the box in both hands, Commander Li led a few confidants through this quiet city.Without the interference of the Internet and the roar of machines running, he felt the tranquility from nature for the first time in his life. Unexpectedly, he actually felt that this tranquility was not bad.

A dim light appeared not far away. Commander Li stood still at the door, raised his hand and knocked on the door.There was a burst of laughter from the door, and then the sound of footsteps approaching from a distance.After a while, the door opened, revealing Jiang Mu's smiling face.

"Songxue, stop chewing on your strawberry-flavored battery, it's delivered!" Jiang Mu happily shouted into the room.

After a while, a very handsome man took Jiang Mu's place.

This is the first time that Commander Li has had direct contact with Songxue. He didn't feel that much when talking on the communication. Now that he has to talk face to face, he realizes that Songxue is putting him under a lot of pressure.The moment he was stared at by Song Xue's pale blue eyes, Commander Li's body even stiffened for a moment.This kind of fear is unimaginable for a person like him who climbed up from the pile of dead people.

Commander Li had typed the manuscript before coming here. From the posture of handing over the box to the tone of speech, they had studied it all. They even thought of how to flatter Songxue first after meeting Songxue.But now, he has completely forgotten the speech he had prepared, and just handed over the box containing the heart dryly: "This... This is what you want."

Chapter 128

Songxue took the box, opened it and glanced at it lightly, and didn't care too much, just said blankly: "This is indeed my thing, congratulations, your lives have been saved."

Commander Li: "..." Actually, if you don't speak in such a unwilling tone, they will be quite pleasantly surprised.

Song Xue put the box containing his energy into his storage space: "Don't forget what you promised me."

"We will never forget it." Thinking of Researcher Chu's repeated advice, Commander Li gritted his teeth and summoned up the courage to say, "In order to celebrate the friendship between humans and robots, we plan to hold a ribbon-cutting event on the day your statue is completed. Do you have time to attend?"

Songxue originally wanted to say that his spaceship was ready and could take off as soon as he got back his own energy, but after hearing this, he thought for a while and suddenly asked, "Will there be any reporters?"

Commander Li was still regretting that he was too direct and not clever enough, but when he saw him ask a question, his eyes lit up immediately: "Yes, yes! There are more than just reporters! We plan to entertain you with the highest standard banquet. When the time comes, the ruins All the leaders of the city will be present, and we have prepared an online live broadcast...the newspaper will report on it, and the people of the city will participate in this grand event." He wanted to talk about the online live broadcast, but he remembered that the star network had been paralyzed. Regarding this matter, he immediately changed his tune.

Song Xue nodded with satisfaction: "We will be there." The spaceship he made has been completed, and the date of leaving the planet has also been agreed with Jiang Mu.Before leaving this planet, he hoped to satisfy Jiang Mu's wish of "returning rich and honored to his hometown" so that he could make a big splash.

After Songxue finished speaking, he was about to leave, but found that Commander Li was still standing there, as if he had something to say, so he asked directly: "Do you have anything else to do?"

"It's like this." Commander Li thought of Liang Mingqu's strange corpse, told Songxue about the situation, and asked earnestly, "We didn't dare to move that corpse, so we pulled it over together, what do you think? "

Commander Li turned sideways, revealing a body bag behind him, and graciously opened the bag for Songxue.In the bag, Liang Mingqu still maintained the pained expression on his dying face, his chest was opened, and there were dense tubes inside.

Songxue lost interest in the corpse after only one glance. He rolled his eyes: "It's not mine. You can handle it yourself. It's a shame to dirty my eyes with such rough craftsmanship."

It seems that although this robot is amazingly powerful, it is not a person who is right and wrong.Commander Li became a little more certain about Liang's family stealing Songxue's research results, and couldn't help but look at Songxue a few more times.As long as it's not their own, they don't take anything arbitrarily. How good would it be if such an upright robot could be used by them?Blame the Liang family for what they did!

Commander Li regretted it in his heart, but said in his mouth: "Is Liang Mingqu also a robot? We were shocked when we took out his heart, and we still don't understand what's going on with his body."

Songxue sneered: "What else is going on, I want to evolve into a robot. A robot is so powerful and perfect that everyone wants to be a robot."

Commander Li: "..." I'm sorry, I'm afraid you may have misunderstood human beings.

Commander Li was complaining in his heart when he heard Song Xue go on: "Unfortunately, time is the most powerful enemy for human beings. Human bodies are not like the parts of our robots. Do some anti-oxidation treatment and Maintenance can last forever. After a long time, all parts of the body will have problems. Although my energy is only half, it is no problem to preserve consciousness and replace the heart, but it has no effect on rejuvenation. Although he can survive forever , but the body will still age. After a long time, don't you have to change to a young and energetic body? Don't think that the Liang family has produced talents from generation to generation. A monster in human skin."

The information content in Song Xue's words was huge, which shocked Commander Li. His heart was beating wildly, and a terrible conjecture gradually appeared in his mind: "You mean... the descendants of the Liang family..."

Although the Liang family's influence in the ruins city is great, their population is withered, and they are all passed down from one generation to the next.If what Songxue just said is true, isn't it...they are all the same person?

When Mr. Liang passed away, Liang Mingqu also seemed to be ill. He didn't think there was any problem with it before, but now that he thinks about it, he is really terrified.Commander Li shook his head, not daring to think about it anymore, the truth is a bit scary.

Songxue sneered: "The human body is like an electronic device. Changing the energy source from the old body to the new body is like digging out the old battery and replacing it with a new device. Use. So when you want to change to a new body, the higher the genetic similarity, the higher the fit between the energy source and the body. Only a body of the same blood can increase the success rate of the operation to 100% as much as possible.”

Commander Li, who had already been shocked once after opening the body of "Liang Mingqu", said: "..." He thought that the person who could make this kind of transformation to his body was scary enough, but he didn't expect that there would be an even more terrifying truth waiting for him.How hard must a person's heart be to attack his own flesh and blood?

After knowing this, Commander Li no longer has any fear when he looks at Songxue.

There is no creature more terrifying than humans in this world.

After Songxue took the heart, he handed over the de-vegetative medicine to Commander Li.Commander Li ordered people to put these medicines in small aircraft and spray them on the whole city.The effect of the potion was immediate. As soon as all the vegetated people touched the potion, the part of their bodies that belonged to plants withered immediately, and even after returning to human form, their heads were all a little green.Song Xue said that after being parasitized by plants, the plants control the toxins left in their brains and metabolize them in a few weeks.Fortunately, people in Ruins City have been taking colorful nutrients for a long time, and sometimes their skin will be more or less colored. This time, it’s just green on the head, not to mention it can be metabolized. Everyone understands this matter. Receptivity is very good.

Commander Li led everyone to form a temporary decision-making group. With their efforts, the entire ruin city is slowly returning to normal.Regarding this crisis of the ruin city, the ruin city officials also held a grand press conference to explain, and made a true and detailed report of the ins and outs of the matter.After everyone learned the truth, the Liang family quickly collapsed, and the family that had controlled the Ruins City for nearly a thousand years finally came to an end.

After finishing all this, Commander Li had another headache on how to deal with Songxue.After the news that a statue of Songxue was going to be built in the city center spread, everyone was a little panicked.Although it is not obvious on the surface, rumors that robots will rule the ruins city and everyone will become captives of robots have spread secretly.Commander Li and several researchers who had dealt with Songxue in person wanted to win over Songxue, and proposed to give Songxue an honorary position, but once this proposal was put forward, it was protested by a large number of decision-making team members.There was even a irascible decision-maker who slapped Commander Li on the face with a cup, and angrily scolded him for "being the first dog leg of the robot."

After countless guesses and panics, the statue was finally completed.On the day of the ribbon cutting, Songxue brought Jiang Mu to the event site holding a carefully wrapped gift box against the horrified eyes of everyone.

This is the first time for everyone to have direct contact with this legendary robot. If it is not for fear of angering Songxue, there will be another massacre of the city. Everyone wants to hide in the protection center.

Among all the people, Commander Li's group is the calmest.As soon as he saw Songxue, he went up to meet him, and saw the gift box in his hand at a glance.

"The friendly robot represents Mr. Songxue and Zun..." He stuck for a moment, and abruptly completed the following sentence, "Mrs. Zun."

Jiang Mu: "..." Hey, he's a man, can't we call him an adult too?

Commander Li warmly greeted them: "We are discussing to give you and your wife an honorary title. We have even thought about the name, so we will call it 'Honorary President of the Ruins City Decision-making Committee'. What do you think? ?”

As soon as he finished speaking, he immediately received countless death rays from the members of the decision-making team. There was also a radical who had a bad temper and directly came up to pinch him secretly.The citizens at the scene were terrified when they saw Song Xueben, relying on a little desire to survive to maintain a stiff smile on their faces. After hearing this, they finally couldn't hold on, revealing the sadness beneath the smiling face.

After all, it was the big scene promised to Songxue. Commander Li was afraid that these radicals would make a mess, so he dismissed Songxue's intentions.Anyway, his meaning has already been conveyed, and if he adds more fire later, he is not afraid that he will not be able to hug Songxue's body.At the moment, the conversation turned around, and my eyes met the gift box in Songxue's hand: "Come here, what gift do you bring? This is your ribbon-cutting event, it's time for us to give you a gift, and I brought a gift here, it's too much You're welcome, what's inside?"

Songxue expressionless: "It's a smart guy."

As soon as this remark came out, the audience was dead silent, and even Commander Li's face turned pale.

Songxue didn't care and didn't want to care, but directed: "When the statue is erected in a while, remember to bury this **** under your feet."

Commander Li said stiffly: "This...why is this?"

Seeing his expression, Jiang Mu knew that he was thinking about it, and immediately explained: "It's like this, Songxue and I are planning to leave the ruins city."

"Oh?" Commander Li was still on guard, "Where are you going?"

Jiang Mu: "Song Xuexue said that the ruins city is too small to accommodate a robot as talented as him, and this planet is full of yellow sand, which is too boring. He plans to take me on an interstellar trip, to other galaxies, The universe is so big, we want to see it."

Commander Li: "..." So what does this have to do with you sending a gun?

Jiang Mu: "Song Xuexue is serious. If we go, we may never come back. He is afraid that he will not be there, they will not keep their promises, and they will not pay homage in the future. Besides, the 14-day holiday is so long , what if you secretly ask students to make up lessons and office workers to go to work?"

Commander Li: "..."

Jiang Mu: "We discussed it all night and came up with this idea. He drove a smart phone out overnight. This phone can monitor the situation here. If you find that you don't visit the shrine properly, or ask people to go to work, students make up lessons or something, it just explodes on its own."

Commander Li: "???"

Everyone: "???"

Jiang Mu opened the gift box in Songxue's hand, and it turned out to be a very delicate penis inside.

Jiang Mu explained: "Don't look at this little thing, it can directly blast this planet into pieces."

As Jiang Mu spoke, he took out the light screen and showed them the short video of Songxue blowing up unmanned stars with a gun yesterday.

Commander Li: "We must have a holiday honestly! Please rest assured, two big brothers!"

The crowd had been listening with ears pricked up while the two were chatting, and when they heard Commander Li's promise, cheers erupted in the crowd: "Long live robots! Long live Song Xue! Robots are man's best friend." ! Our friendship will last forever!"

Jiang Mu: "..." Can't you guys have some backbone?

During the entire ribbon-cutting event that followed, the 14-day holiday won Songxue unprecedented support, and the enthusiasm of the atmosphere made several radicals also have self-doubt.Surprisingly, there was a voice in the crowd calling for Xue to be the "Honorary Chairman of the Ruins City Decision-Making Committee".

However, Songxue insists that he is a talented robot.

One morning a few days later, Songxue and Jiang Mu quietly left this planet, just as they had quietly appeared on this planet.

Watching the spaceship disappear from sight, people's last trace of doubt was finally let go, replaced by a trace of regret.

It turns out that their human beings are really not as important as they thought.

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on the ship.

Jiang Mu looked at the vast and boundless universe outside, and took out his optical brain to take pictures of all these.

"Dad, we're leaving." Jiang Mu sent the finished video to Father Li, and took Songxue to record a section, "Don't be sad, we will come back quietly to see you, and we will also bring you alien specialties !"

Jiang Mu hadn't enjoyed much family warmth, so he still had a good impression of Li's father.

"Oh my god! What are you talking about?" Songxue screamed, "Doesn't the spaceship need energy to start? You said you want to go back to see them, so you go back to see them? Why do you want to bring special products?!"

Songxue felt that he had lost [-] million yuan.

But speaking of ship power...

Songxue stared at the instrumentation of the spacecraft with a dark face for a long time: "I always feel that the energy consumption of our spacecraft is biased, which is 0.03% more than I estimated."

Jiang Mu happily enjoyed the warmth of the family: "It's just a little energy consumption..."

Songxue turned into a screaming chicken again: "Do you know what a terrible number 0.03% is?! If we sail continuously for an hour..."

Before he finished speaking, the resting door of the spaceship was pushed open, and Song Jincheng, who was full of little stars, rushed in like a piece of brown sugar: "Boss!!! The universe is so big!! I want to see it too !!"

Jiang Mu: "..."

He seemed to know where the 0.03% was spent.